Not every woman (or man) has the skills or know how when it comes to the Art of Seduction. I think I have a few sure fire ways (tips) to help you along the way. Some of these may sound sexist and a bit ridiculous, but they have worked for me. These are just tips to get you started in the right direction. Feel free to put your own flare into the situation. Make it personal...

1 - Get yourself a pair of thigh high stockings.
Never underestimate the power of these babies! Sounds simple, but most men find thigh high stockings extremely sexy and you can tease him by letting the top peek out from under your skirt or dress. This is also a good way to start your fire.

2 - Cook for him.
Men, now a days, are impressed by a girl who can cook. I pay attention to what's being posted on social media and I've seen A LOT of guys bitching that girls can't/don't cook. Call your mom, call your nana... break open a cook book, a cook book is an actual thing that people used to publish with recipes and directions on how to make food. You can find them in places called "book stores". You can also pop online and find ANYTHING & EVERYTHING under the sun. Find out what his favorite food is and try it out. Even if you fuck it up, at least he should appreciate your effort. If not.... skip to #3

3 - Give him a massage.
Guys LOVE a good massage. A good lotion or oil will make your angelic hands slide over his skin and makes it easier to rub out those sore muscles. Don't be afraid of his FEET. Even if you don't like feet... do it. He might know he's got some jacked up talons, but if you really want him, sometimes you just need to grit your teeth and dive in. The best part, if your hans get tired....move on to #4... a REALLY EXCELLENT massage lotion is WET Platinum lube. It will stay slick, soften your skin and can go ANYWHERE. Plus it's tasteless and has no odor

4 - Refine & step up your oral game.
I don't know about you, but I have NEVER had a guy turn down a good blowjob. Sucking dick is kinda like pizza....even if it's just ok, it's still pretty good. UNLESS you are just that terrible. If you simply can't grasp the concept of head, skip it. Instead, use that pretty mouth of yours on the rest of his body. Ears, neck, chest, ribs, inner thighs, butt cheeks, tummy.... all perfect places to lick and kiss.

5 - Bake something.
Baking is not the same as cooking him something. Baking is a totally different animal. If you suck at cooking and can't follow directions... BAKE. The smell alone will trigger a nerve in a man's brain that connects directly to his dick. True story. Google the effect of the scent of vanilla on a man's senses. GOOGLE IT!

6 - Sexy lingerie.
Sexy lingerie is a staple in every Vixen's arsenal. Let's be honest, a guy is still going to fuck you if your bra and panties don't match, but it will increase your chances of getting a good rodgering if you dress the part. It doesn't have to cost a lot or be extravagant. If you think you look good, it will make you feel good. If you feel good, you'll have more confidence and having confidence is the biggest turn on. I'd try to avoid the novelty stuff unless that's his/your thing.

7 - Sexual innuendo.
Dirty talk is one thing, but turning the conversation towards the naughty side always helps. It tells him that you're a bad girl and open to getting your hair and makeup ruined. DON'T make a corny remark after everything he says. Don't EVER say "that's what she/he said" more than ONCE. Too much will have the exact opposite effect and will put you back a few steps or turn him off. TRUE - he's likely still going to fuck you... because he's a guy and you have a pussy. Another true story.

8 - Be flirty.
This is going to sound really stupid and you might get mad at me for writing this. Sometimes you need to get off of your high feminist horse and act like a stereotypical girl. What I mean is... play with your hair. Lick and play with the straw in your drink. Drop something near him and bend at the WAIST so he can check out your tush. Wear that WunderBra and a low cut top. Put on lipgloss or lipstick in front of him. Adjust your thigh highs slightly even if they don't need it. Whisper something dirty in his ear when you get up to go to the rest room... little things. Eat anything that is phallic. (popsicle, hotdog, lollipop, banana, Twizzlers....you get where I'm going with this)

9 - Don't complain.
Take a break from your usual bitchy self. Make this about him. Turn the tables. You are trying to seduce him, not push him away. Be sweet. Listen to HIM. Ask him about his job or his day WITHOUT expecting him to ask you. If he does, keep it light. If a coworker was a real cunt to you that day.... omit that part. It will only get you pissed thinking about it and will fuck up your attitude. No guy want a snotty, annoying, yappy broad going on and on about her trivial issues. (save that for the marriage! JUST KIDDING) Besides, you're just out to get some ass, right? *Also if your tits are out, chances are he's not listening to you anyway. So don't get mad about that.

10 - Lighting.
Lighting is a big one. Most bars are dimly lit. For a good reason. Any girl will tell you they don't call them the "ugly light" at last call for nothing! Bright lights are never good if you're trying to seduce a man. You want to create mystery and the illusion of female magic. Keep lights low but not dark. You still want to see the guy you're trying to put the moves on. Candle light is very complimentary. Red light too. You can drape a scarf or some thin material over a lamp to add an inviting glow. *Be sure it's not FLAMMABLE ! A quick way to kill a mood is by catching something on fire.

I hope you try out some or all of these on this list! Explore your sexuality and most importantly HAVE FUN!!

Kinky Katie XXX