Show Notes: 3/21/2016 - Perfect timing... Ropes across the face... Men's underwear thieving cat - classic reverse Cinderella... Hipster ninja masturbater... Tits Man - Microsoft short skirts... Reasons guys turn down sex... Limp fetish... 50 shades of Siri... Episode of "Squirrel'd up Katie"... Can it be too easy to get free porn? Not any more... Audio porn... The dangers of sleeping with non-virgin women according to Russia... Most common lies people tell before having sex... Goop, for all the shit you can't afford.