Show Notes: 1/04/2016 - New Years herpes... Fake dildo story... We won't tell anyone you listen... Don't push your kink on others... Easiest day of the year to get a date... Mad meth masturbator... Unborn baby torture egg... Everybody loves orphans and nuns... The four best ways to jerk off (according to science)... Snatch banana... Birthday DV... Post whole licker - what is it and why... World puppy play champion... Episode of "Squirrel'd Up Katie"... Ghetto ass implants... Tits Man - Bra-less health benefits... 3-way homophobia... One woman still... Rope not rape... Pew pew guns rule... Daily spankings saved her marriage... Fuck me silly fantasy... No pants metro ride... Zootopia rule 34 debut.