Kinky Katie's World #383 Thanksgiving Porn

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They didn't specify which kind of nut though did they know they don't it just as with not butter. That was how for marketings idea. Tell them what kind another is going to be. Really busy really busy. Yeah get the weekend has landed all the exist. now is clubs drugs. Pope's pies of four hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steamer on my like screaming cattle. I'm gonna cut shit to strangers all night. I'm going to lose on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside a freaking tonight. I'm chitra on three a popper. I'm going to never neverland with my chosen finally mind. We're gonna get more spiced out. Neil armstrong ever. Did anything cloudy tonight. This could be alive. The seventy three quick buck burned me and now live from studio. I bring you a girl that will find all your sensitive spots and poke at them until you cry here. She is your host the one the only can katie love la. Welcome to the show. This is kinky katie's role number three eighty three. I am your host. Kp katie and with me as ours is my absolute favorite flush script. Fuck toy mr we are coming to. You live from rural thirty four studios you katie radio dot com radio chaos dot mad and for those of you that are watching on youtube Or i'll just explain. I kinda tonight i. I'm i looked like you're you're divorced. Uncles lady friend that he brought for thanksgiving right. No actually you kind of look like a one thousand nine hundred sixties prostitute. Possibly okay not been old school. Nineteen fifty maybe you know still working outta yeah still hot honey. Deep into the nineteen hundreds. You know what i mean. We'll know it's it's anytime you have the up to and you have like a cheetah print going on you know that's nineteen sixties nineteen fifties. All the way yeah. I'm wearing a tight leopard with kind of hugs the tates. And wow on the cougar. I left foods. I take aren't even though i met. You know i'm an old lady i will. I'll explain because we talk about the pick of the week. I kind of went it kind of influenced my My outfit choice to get to it okay. Well there's nothing wrong with going retro. But it's it's a retro kind of an outfit coupled with a retro hair hairdo. Yeah no okay. I mean you're not wearing. The blue is shadow or and you're not doing act and know that realm though you know to me in a okay i get ya i get you. Oh my goodness well. I think we have a fun show for you tonight. We've got a brand new tits man. Which i am very pleased risk myself and i think you guys out there will be to newport pick of the week as i said. Yes a mothership. There's this there's this girl i was telling you about earlier she She's on facebook and she has only fans and she has a bunch of pictures and videos on porn hob right and then she's all of a sudden she started to go fucking mike off the rails off the rails how she was already doing only fans. I mean some people would say. That was off the rails. It's not really off the rails. No no no no shoes. She's like anyone that does poured and poured is disgusting and just a bad experience. Oh yeah no. Something must have happened. 'cause i was like known as do are you are you. Okay okay. something not from you. Hor well she. She kind of said something like two days later she goes. There's a lot of lines of might have been tad bit hasty. Oh you know. I mean having a rough couple days or something. You know how that gets if you're if you're sex worker of any kind there's enough creep. Level factor twenty to any point in time could happen and just put you off of doing anything. Yeah we're in you. You could be having a bad day. Fuck this here. I have heard i fuck you. Fuck this foot. That don't care. No one's cool fire-breathing over the line.

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Oh yeah no absolutely dig. Ole-ry dayna dick. Oh my god. I mean i know how i cut it. Oh l. things. I've been fucking i've been spasm out lately for the past two months. Okay maybe maybe. Three months i have just been going like fucking crazy and i don't know what's wrong with me like i'm just like obsessively overreacting about chit and just i can't stop like fixating on something and it gets you know it's funny as you're doing it right now. You're fixating on the fixation. Yeah it's a double desk viral you. You are literally going down on a ship. That was already going out. You know what i mean get you follow me your obsessing about the fact that you you you just stupid things things. That are solvable. But you know you spin out like some people do it happens. It's okay i do. I really fucking slowdown. Okay you're fine. Yeah i mean you have a chaperone. Now i know i do hopper on so. I'm all right with that right right. So don't don't obsessive about obsessive. One day you should have caught in a catch twenty two. Hey really fucking cool saying is. I'd like to say 'cause i'm very. I'm very proud of this. Because i never thought that it would happen in the first place. Flight the stir asean is ten year. Wedding anniversary is coming up in a couple of days. Joe i'm surprised at very excited at. I'm very excited about our our adventure on friday adventure adventure getting out here. So we love. We like to do that what we do. It's entertaining. yeah hey let's go watch each other in pain and laugh when they win. Why don't i don't know. I just kind of sit there and hang out. I don't. I'm not like why no but you're you're more of a talker. I i don't really wanna talk. What i'm getting tattooed normally. I'm just like like. I just have to cry. You're talking just be friendly. 'cause you're in the room with another person. I know i know. I know it's kind of rules you use when you're actually in real life doing in real life things you kind of. You're sitting with somebody. It's nice to have some sort of conversation with money. I wouldn't i throw on some headphones. Like like deuces. But but i mean you could. Some people do that now. I know but i just say i personally. I couldn't do that because that's just that's really rude to me right. I mean and not only that but it could take your mind off of what's going on to i. I know that. I mean stand but mostly it's just a nice because it's and you're hanging out with somebody so i was just trying to good tie on nine. Oh no no. I'm just we'll that's why l. Talk you know. I have to be careful. Because i'll get jolly and start laughing and i will jiggle around all ten way well. No because you're you're you're laughing. You're kinda fucking making. You're moving around and you don't you don't realize it. You know what. I mean goodness. Yeah it's well you know. yeah i understand. There's this food truck that seems like pretty sketchy. It's pretty faded. And there's a clown on the side of it at its food truck dr wiggles weiner wagon perfectly safe place to get a waiter perfectly safe place. That's where i wanna get my sausages. The half busta down did it from the clown that says dr wiggles weiner wagon. I'm gonna. I'm gonna show you now. We also do dental work. I mean like. I don't know i've for me at the i. I wouldn't mind it but you know i'm not everybody to win. Mind it because when you see a weiner wagon you almost wanna go up to the weiner wagon sai what you got their waiters were. There's a special qatar person that you know design that set it up had it painted in is rolling with it. Yeah it's it's the special weiner wagon whatever goodness. I rolling sausage castle. Yes there's there's this chick she makes incense-holders that would go perfectly with that Like rectal irrigation pump cup that we talked about like the. Oh the custom-made mugs of an ass with two coming out of it. Yes right by the from the makers of from the makers of asked with a tube right. There's this chick she's making incense-holder sits in the shape of an bent over but like peeking out from between the thighs.

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You put the incense in the hole. A little balls are just digging for tweet the legs so you know what dude. Oh well it could be a trans meaty meaty female. Those are nuts broke. They're to say what is lower than the other. What are you talking about. Those guys. That could completely be labia. Have you ever seen yourself from the pack. Why are you so what are you talking about. What are you being. I'm just telling you your meaty. You're telling me that. I have a gigantic back burger. Do it's not that big. No but it's it's it has size shirt shirley. Oh you know. And if you're bent deep enough could you know audi could happen. I don't think that that's inclusive at all. What i'm telling you. So you're saying like vied next time. I'm wearing yoga. Pants will wonder where it. I bend over and there's back burgers. Someone's be say like yeah. That's a dude. You know what i'm saying is if no deck no dice. That's what i'm saying. There's no take notice. It's not a thing. Unless it's the thing i mean right now. But if they're essentially no-balls. Well what i'm telling you is is right now. There is a chance that is a female person or a person with female parts. Let me say it could be could be. I don't see a did. Where's the day. Take anywhere on that. What was that a cake. I'm an avenue. Reposted the picture on twitter at kinky katie radio. I wouldn't put a fucking pull up and be like due date. This is a male or female as only one right. It's not do you think it's a male or female. It's could it be a female. It could be a female. We don't know. I mean that's that's that's subject to interpretation. It's subjective completely one hundred percent gender just illusion. I wanna get into that person. Hey those could be female parts to completely be could be just you know puffy. May she got a new vacuum pump. There's a new christmas special coming up for adults. Why sheets already. It's a book and it's called the hookers and blow save christmas but hookers and blow. The hooker is a tow truck. Ed like like snowplough and blow is snowblower. So it's workers and flow safe. Chris right. I'm sure people are running out right now to find it on amazon. Oh i'm afraid immediately. Well of course. Children you know everybody. Everybody needs to stocking stuffer. The story of o snowblower in a tow truck in the wetter winters coming. If you're looking for a snack they Nature valley came out with biscuits with nut butter on it so didn't specify which kind of nuts no they don't. It just would not butter hal. From from marketings idea. I tell them what kind of great hire busy really busy. Yeah you gotta make nuts. Oh what it did not have do aid in my incorrect air. What what now. You're correct all right. She had to make to make butter. Yeah how you have not butter without it can have mayo could you. There's there's a there's a bar and grill If you guys want to check it out it's called putters and it's a minnesota so if you wanna go check it out it's called porter's i wonder if that sounds just as weird to us as it does in america in other countries as well like if you're in england does putin putin but what what is putter like would that be in americanism to where you wouldn't even know you know you know now now doug no you could be well. That's like people that they call it. Like a fanny for instance if in Englander countries over there. The fanny is the pussy. I mean you may have no idea. Putter just sounds shooter. It's a multi-use word. Really and while they're they've actually they've marketed the same way hooters does ok p o. T. e. s. hunters that hooters. Right show to hooters. Ripoff place right. But they're like putters right so they're like set of titties.

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We're like robert. I've used cooter as to refer as it asked before. Yeah yeah you also use that as a nickname for me to footer payroll. that's right. Ooh poo i mean so. Who's to say what that even means to. Anybody that's true you're gonna lose contact with nato to like when they tried to franchise into australia or like sweden schwartz go there and maybe it doesn't make sense. Well maybe it doesn't have to make sense still don't have to make sense can be like oh great like like okay. Let's say chucky cheese goes over to germany or something like what the fuck is this. I guess people figured out hooters other places to kia. I mean there's still call one hundred different things and people know you know. Get the gist of it. You know say minis. I've been saying that lately and i don't know why would using nene's as of just fucking name for my tits. You're embracing your old lady. Oh my god. I switch doing leggate end to being really really old ancient a like owed my health cats using words like nannies. I mean that's how. I mean you know that's how it starts. Oh my god yeah. It's like alzheimer's but different. Jesus christ while that might as well go into my favorite segment ninety by it might not be the porn you would paint. It is appointing strategy wind. It's time once again for okay so since i. I'm kind of in like cougar mode by car. I mean puma puma old ladies who kinda is have been having a thing for younger boy younger men say that does put it that way. Because i wanna. I wanna make sure that's crystal clear. They are all over the age of eighteen. I trust trust i. Well certain youtubers have been popping up in some of my really filthy dreams lately. I've been telling you. I've been having strange dreams. Well these a lot of the times having buck certain people that we watch tubers yes I don't even want to say like. I'm like really fucking embarrassed. What is this what. What and this is so weird for me. But like i feel like a creepy old lady. Okay well having fucking sex streams right fucking dues in their twenties okay here. Let's take this establish a time. First of all you completely tease the story. You can't like not pay off on it. You can't be the rest of us here. All of us except for you are led into this story about you fantasizing about somebody and you're just gonna go question ma i don't want you know and i don't want you to make me. Actually his head review. Bro bra narrow. That would be that would be. That would be strange. Okay let's see that would be. Where do we go after that. Really what do you be. Do you go after that really. What what would be worse. Worse will what would we. I mean obviously you have some kind of you know fear as to telling me like yeah which youtubers that you've been thinking about say no you're never going to let it go if i say if i tell you what are you seeing your face all right now. You wouldn't be able to see if i build the wall all right. Everyone get ready because the pictures are going to pop up like right over there when you're watching it on youtube shirts you i know you put. I don't know what you're talking about. Okay all right. So who's been involved with my with my filthy dirty dreams lately Has been ludwig okay. That's completely reasonable. It has been welby sure. That's reasonable to okay connor. Of course you know. I'ts all of these. I completely understand. I understand all of these more than bridal holler and matt lauer. Why no but now it's like they're. They're like younger day but they're young. I've never been interested in like younger. Dudes never looked at younger guys and have been like.

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Oh yeah i'm because i am more of like. Hey tom selleck you know like right like i like like older dudes. Sure sometimes. Apparently some types of really doesn't seem like you're consistent about it any no exactly and and i'm not i'm not under anger expanding your palate my palate. Your yes your your palate your pal things that you think about your expanding. Your sexual pallet. Absolutely are well. I'm fucking like a hitting my peak right are you. Well i've got to say 'cause. I'll be forty two in next month. I'm going to be forty two years old. So i've ever okay my second. That's probably why like my policies dislike. Germer me i don't know you know. Sometimes you'll you'll concern yourself about the level of aggression you'll be fucking fantasizing about and now you have a regular about regular dudes who are in their mid twenties and but they're not even like i don't see the they're not young like that they're just young but they're not. I mean there was there in their mid twenties. I know i mean mid twenties there there. Yeah there well into adulthood. Kind of be ashamed. Shamed up there here okay. It's just it's just it's just it's very. It's very strange to me that that. I i am fantasizing about younger people that like we watch all the time i mean. A lot of it is when you when you watch. Somebody's content. i mean obviously. You're spending time listening to them. They're entertaining you. So i mean it's like that old thing. Comedians will tell you like will bang after a good comedy show like for whatever reason if you were if you had a good You know no yeah. No that's true so so you're watching somebody and you you. Of course you got to be thrown Okay sure let me teach you p things i mean. At least you're not you're you've got off of some sort of like torture of use kind of his health. See you're expanding your palate into a different direction. And these are kind of wholesome me kind of people. They are outwardly. At least as far as we know they're not like talk about about sex anything. Hardly ever i. Well i think there there. I think some of them are just wholesome for for the views like for not to get to monetize. I don't think any of the murky people's what i'm telling you now not not in not in. Not even critical right. I mean i would. I would say i mean you know. I'm sure they're just weirdos because they're weird weird there strange people for sure but i don't think they're into any kind of strange. They're probably pretty vanilla for most things they don't seem like i know they seem like it but i don't know but that's kind of a little bit that what turns me on about. It too is that they are like like. Oh you're such a little steel pup. Own yeah i i am going to scare the ever living. God that's just your fantasy. So i mean it's like you have a safe word sweetheart. You're going to probably meet it. So it makes it makes sense. You know nothing to worry about at all. I don't know why don't know why you're worried to say anything. You really built that up or nothing. I guess i don't know i've been spicing out lately. I don't know if i needed to have medication. Or what out your freaking out about freaking out again twice freaking out about freak it out. It's okay you're normally freaking out like people do this is. This is what people i mean. You know what i mean there. There are people who who you know. Little things they'll cut of that's life. That's just what happens. You should read that far into stuff like that. 'cause you're not doing something that hurts you or whatever you'll worry about stupid shit like everybody kind of notable week. So ludwig ahlgren pay money. Welby a connor gag seadogs we. We've talked about him before. I now right. We just talked about him. It like the other show about him and the british dude lovato with the lodger.

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Yeah i mean he's in. I mean hill outwardly. At least talk a lot about with older women too so via does that not make sense. I know i've actually had little mrs jones action therefore you. I tweeted him to all john for mrs robinson. Okay forget which one which one is which the graduate this is robinson was robinson. But i think mrs jones works to not net i forget that relative solid nineteen hundreds of reference right there and i don't yeah i don't i don't remember. Yeah i don't know what are we doing. I don't really are you on a subject. I was watching a thing. Like i was watching. Think about the that sex called nexium thing eating okay. Yeah oh and one part of it said that they were trying to like launder the money and like hide shit and they had this whole Connection with amway or that company that you still excel at cleaning products have heard of it like the giant. No no i remember amway. I'm just i. I don't really know a lot about the other than hearing that story of the whatever sex cold i don't i don't know a lot about it. So what. I remember the when when our younger my dad guide into Amway and we have fucking barrels of the shit in the in the garage. Connections are eight. You're trying to do. I just i just had a just wondered just saying just i'm jazz. That's right maybe you're via sold into a sex ring colt when you were a child and you just don't remember it anyway. That would try to do it now. That's not what i'm trying to sell. Your father was a weird. Where did weird stuff for business like he would make wild maneuvers to try to make more buddy so amway makes a lot of sense. I mean it makes sense just in airway. Yeah no that's people would do that back in the seventies and eighties in the nineteen h- back in the nineteen. Hundreds people would do that for like a side gig. That was their side hustle. Try to make extra money they would here. Yeah he would always do there. Were there was like another of diet cookie. Or just whatever. And i'm just like fucking great airway replacement amway kids. It was Like a it had like a pyramid marketing structure. Kinda thing. yeah where where. God damn it. What's term for it. distributed sales or whatever but anyway They just sold like laundry detergent and just household goods and people actually like their products to like. They made their shit and there were lots of people who really like gas. Said they liked their fucking this that or the other why away. I just. I was just like all right. That was weird. There's there's you dildo out for the The fall season. it's called the pumpkin kings. And these are these are gigantic dildos. That look like they were carpeted. Pumpkin no their rubber. Well there they're silicone look like Like they're stacked pumpkins then with dick on top and they've got like lander faces but it looks like it's carved out of pumpkin their orange and their vini and like jerky. I don't understand people. Sometimes no i don't. I don't know why you'd want to. I like the urge show pumpkin into a hole for me. I'm thinking about going now. I can't imagine any situation where i would want that for me. I mean i met might wanna shove a pumpkin. I guess maybe. I do. Because i could see me maybe to shove a pumpkin carved dildo a year. Whatever team. maybe you're really into halloween. Or you really wanna fuck a guard or you. Just you're into the season okay. Let me know sold to the. Have it unlike prime delivery. Can we get it here in a couple of days. Yeah we can actually do the giant Now there's it's just it's very. It's it's where there's a lot of like well. They sold me on it now. You're going backwards. Wait a minute. Which is i was an saying fucking pumpkin dildo and then and then you completely said hey you turn me around and now you're going the other way again. What are you doing here quite large. I don't know where you're going to stick it. I don't understand why why you would ever say that you weren't hard to understand like a like at what point would you.

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Would you go no. It's simple simple. come on what. if what. If that that. Pumpkin dildo did cool stuff like bluetooth thin and now it doesn't interest rubber headed tiny little person inside. What would fucking lunch. Whatever you need punched up in whatever you put it into. How fucking cavernous do they. My pussy is dr who it's bigger on the inside i always assumed it time travel's so pretty much he's tartus maybe i don't know i haven't proven it's not i mean since i've never really seen the hardest. I don't really know what the entrance would look like. And i just suspected maybe a chance. A police box. That's what his looks like. That doesn't mean that. That's the one that i would have really the one that i would have definitely be in whole or in a snatch i think in maligned anyway. Oh my god terrible. While they're there are more things for you. They have The there's a bunch of stuff down that that they're doing for pretty much thanksgiving okay. But your thanksgiving special. Yeah spread it out. So does he get to saturated breaking holidays. I am okay mine. I i don't know go for some teams. They have these these corn cock rings right there like the little round stretchy ones i look they look like you take one of those babycorn. Generally you get like chinese food and shit and they cut up in chunks. But they're like super stretchy and you put them of your deck and they they look like little cops so corncob rings for for conquering rings right. So you've got the texture of the corncob braid at the base of your coca cola. I don't know why i would want this either. I mean you went you at pumpkin dildo. Into what of talk green you got corn corn corn conquering horrid for puck search. Swedish burkard green arm. Par you know what. I just realized you really do kind of resemble your aunt. That would bring ambrosia salad to thanksgiving honest proud in three. I got some members. Ya gay just remember marshmallows. Being in that yes of crap. Marshmallows of matinees sour. Three days will fruit. Yeah i remember sweet thing. I know i never really knew what what it was. but you would eat it. it's edible. It almost reminded me of something. Like charlie brown would make up on his parents were away. You know ever. It always reminded me of like who let the kids into the kitchen and observe this it. What it it's just. It's like one of the strangest of substances i think. Well let's let's go to episode rule thirty four and when we come back i have got a An interesting sex toy to share with you. Actually a couple of them so young. It's time tasty and refreshing snack. They have a they have a dog toy that said that shaped like an alien but it's meant to be disembowelled because it's got toys inside of it like shaped like organs. Organs would look like an alien okay so like alien right stuffing it's called alien adopting good all right. So is this gonna make aliens mad when they come down like to see you know. It's just what you thought you were going to do with us. It looks absolutely nothing like we traveled all the way across the universe. God here and you think that you're gonna do that to us. Really galley hell hounds at least to be training them usually. You're smiling and happy about it but you're not not bad you. How many people you think are begging that that alien autopsy tall seventy sticking her take into that for sure. of course it is. Somebody should if they haven't which there's no way it hasn't happened him. No on the show. Thank you kike kadish. World rule thirty can be radio. Dot com radio stats. Gm and this little litter. Kinky katie radio peaky cater radio dot com kinky.

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Katie radio dot com. Google me so get me on youtube. Watch the trainwreck live. Well not live. Watch it as we recorded it as reprieve recorded it relatively folks you get little you get bonus you facial expressions. You could see what i'm like. I'm struggling here. You trust like t. Joan coming over for thanksgiving for over I may kukals. I really do kind of look like like you're like a weird uncle creepy new girlfriend like you know how we met. Auditors are okay. I've had three ex-husband acids you know i don't even have one ex-husband. Okay do i. i have zero right. Yeah so i mean we're even sway. I it yeah. No i guess i suppose so. If you're gonna go with that logic. Yeah no my world record. Marriage attempt is currently underway. I beat light world record every day that i by. Pb that that is but that is very Record so if you're if you're your if you're if you're really into thanksgiving dinner like if you're really into food there is a lot of thanksgiving american thanksgiving yes. I don't thanks giving but again. I keep forgetting that that we have listeners. And all over the fucking. They probably heard of it. I mean they're consuming american content so they probably heard the concept of thanksgiving and wondering. Why the fuck you people do that. Well if you wanna little Thanksgiving porn. I'll give you a link. 'cause there's a shit ton of thanksgiving themed porn out there really. Oh yeah no really. You look hats and trying to imagine what it would be like. What would thanksgiving be like. Well there's a lot of splashing now smashing you roll around and fuck around with food and stuff like that. Well there's a lot of. There's a lot of video and that that i have for you guys go check it out. It's a lot of them. They have like the whole thanksgiving spread on tarp on the floor like the turkey. The potatoes broiled whatever and they. Just start rolling around at rubbing it on each other. Doing whatever it is. They felt like doing in a thanksgiving feast. Yeah like sitting in the mashed potatoes. Eaten it as they go along like gravy lube. I mean on the slower succulent saw slower. This butterball kind. Get the perfect play by its potatoes to turkey and pussy starbucks to your core comma. But now i will. Apparently you gotta have the corncob conquering so in at a pub dildo. I mean if you're gonna have the thanksgiving day slosh party. Well yeah and then you can have like the pumpkin pie city. Rub after you know as you do in it will whip cream by would be a weird one wrestler out and having you know. Well maybe it was. Maybe it's like pumpkin pudding. You know there's a little rest spicy this you know. I mean i don't know what that would feel like inside the at the wrong hole. I got cinnamon my your aretha. Yeah this is what. I'm saying yet to stay away from well. I'm sure hardcore splashes her curse they know they know things burn their their tv holes for sure they are no. Don't do that anymore. I made have a. We can't like the old thai food. Splash concept oh a. You couldn't get anybody to come to the thai food sloshing party. Oh my god. Like thai hot hot american hot sweden sour poontang. Nobody just doesn't happen like you would be. Maybe it doesn't thailand it because they just call it splashing. it's a fucker fugger out of bull.

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I almost wonder if you know people who are. Almost you know the people who can eat hot peppers. The ultra super hot spray. I wonder if they have more of an immunity. When you get it into place like a year era or order for example and horrify. I mean obviously the is is the is the the p. whole i don't know maybe that like maybe that protection extends to Out borne holes there. Well there there is maybe helps them out. There's the the video that we saw. Where the he got fisted with using hot sauces lube. No he definitely felt that. I mean quiches pete dealt with and i just those videos though and i'm sorry for saying but i some of them i can't listen. I can't turn the sound on. When i listened to like when i watch him because i just i'm a little frightened a little frightened that i might hear like too much torture which is weird because certain times of the month. If you guys are familiar with the show that you know that. I'm into like the turtur burn. He'll get yoga in there. I mean right now. You're you know. Just lusting after some some pretty wholesome twenty five year olds. Yeah innocent innocent. Mid twenties is there's nothing you know totally innocent. You're still like why would you be shocked especially wabi. Because he's your big dorky. Dude that a lot of times i. It's just so odd that i can see you being into a weirdo right right right. And that's that's you a ludwig says he's he's such a smart out settle shit and he's but he's intelligent knows it at so it's just so it would be kind of fun to just just scare him a little a little. But you know what i mean like. I would mean to scare him. But i think that some of the things that i would wanna do like era. Have what what you might over. Trump is like classic american boy. Look you're not boy twenty five year old. I mean chad like turtle china like so. That's not really usually what you go for is what i mean. No it isn't no. You're not usually into the chads of the world. That's so much every. I mean generally they may you're just like i said your pilots expanding that's all you have an expanded paladino. You've learned to appreciate something that you didn't think you could. I'm proud of you. Not that a child. I didn't think that it has that. I heard you know. I never thought that. I would because it's never been something i been like attracted to now. I'm just like oh god you are really fucking cute. Yeah you're getting. You're you're getting a yeah. I don't know i'm turning that corner. 'cause that will no. It's because the roller coasters. Been clicking up that hill click click. Click now like all right. Let's go see what happens. I guess i don't that like i said you're just watching content. So you're gonna like people that you watch them. You're gonna think about banging them. But i don't think about begging all the people that we watch. What yeah no. There's there's a lot of people there's a lot of people. Oh bull i mean. They've i would say the majority of the ones we do watch regularly. Yeah because then. There was ten hundred seven before i mean anybody up a lotta people the way you work a lot of ways is if you like what somebody does now. You're attracted to in not really like a body type or anything like that but it's almost like people that are Entertaining it one way or other creative i guess. I don't know you're into that. Because i had that i have like. I have a thing for comedians. A that's that's the that's the thing with me which anybody's it performs in. Does something that you enjoy like. You enjoy their their whatever it is that they do and you'll be what but that's so you've you re you're really boring. I mean it sounds like a better way to look at things other than based on a body type or hair-color or anything like that.

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It's literally if you respect what they do and you enjoy what it is that they're doing like entertaining or it might not even be entertaining continuing. Yeah it could be something anything like that but if you like what they do. You're attracted to them. that's up. Sounds like a fucking way to be to me. I don't know it sounds like a much healthier but is kind of. It was kind of funny because what i said 'cause i do remember one of the things that i said to ludwig and your fancy i house like i was like i know you have a girlfriend and that's just fine. I don't wanna relationship. I just wanna fuck. You just got really freaked out. I just what you are after a little bit you when you read a little bit. That's exactly what you were. After to begin with he's like. Oh i just wanna scare them lease sprite them a little right out of your mouth or are you coming onto me scaring me co l. lady dowry. Honey you can get pregnant. That's a lie completely you could. I mean it's possible you're dropping eggs. You have regular metro cycles. You have the parts needed. Have party by all by all like things that we can tell they functioned so yeah you totally could be locked up. All that's true it's it's just carry it for an entire term you know. You're you're consider geriatric now. Yeah you would. it would be any. I think they consider any pregnancy with a woman in her forties. Over forty is considered a geriatric pregnancy having a baby late this month. I'm pretty sure i just heard that. Joe rogan told me that so saint saint road. You said it so. I'm pretty sure it's true. No it was a girl that was just on it. A bridget fantasy and she was talking about she's in her forties and she got pregnant and i think she was saying her doctors can call they. Call it a geriatric pregnancy. Well going back to the whole spot. Shame thing right. There's a sex toy out if you don't want to get that dirty war if you don't wanna kinda you know. Spend thanksgiving splash kind of orpheus. Spend the money on a big turkey just to defile. They sell inflatable turkeys at sounds like he gets out with over sure. Now this is cooked. I guess yeah because you gotta have a warm stig. You're digging a cold. You don't believe cold you just use basted buttery. I mean really. I was thinking of sufi at you know in in some some pure olive oil up to a perfect of you. Know maybe ninety eight ninety nine degrees confidence dot com fee. No suvi and a soupy bag found that way keeps its its integrity right and the way it is. It just gets snatch worm you know perfect snatch tab and then you fuck it. I think it's gonna be an interesting thinking folks. Salmonella is not. i don't. I don't think that would be a good idea. I think you might lead you paid in the cases. It seems like it's not a food. Save kind of a thing. They would frown on that in a restaurant. That's how you do it at home but they have the but this is a realistic cooked turkey that you could fuck. It's a fuck turkeys. Damn maybe not affordable dirty to go as abbot actress. Can it go for people with lady parts and people with a boy parts as well. Now this is well unless you stick that thing in anything you could probably say you could you could you. Could you could like oil it up and like grind on it and like rub it like do. A turkey says the elegant turkey turkey rub. Hump malachi called almost like an inflatable turkey crushing video video. 'cause you're you're doing crushing but it's an inflatable turkey. There's nothing immoral audit good stiff the tip of the wing like in your in your crotch face road as you could do like turkey turkey handwriting and turkey wing ride. Sure why is it is it round shaped okay. For turkeys have appendages exist have an appendage or is all into an inflatable ball no looks like it looks like a fucking turkey were can sure you but now i don't i can't show you right now i'll have i'll have it so you'll see it.

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We'll put it on. Put a put it. When we do the show notes who okay you see upgraded your book action their problem so anymore stickers to put on there because now there's no stickers on there and i said sticker was the last one was fucking bright weight and it was really not starting a well. You know you try to set your your camera to record something when you have like a giant light flashing in it that's reflective. I know. I've i'm mario. Gina my no pesci yellow a difficult on the videographer. And i do not want to make things any more difficult on the video offer trae. I don't wanna have to fixings. Hey let's go to your favorite segmented danny by boobs in and on the news it's time once again for this week's tits man is a classic classic and i am very excited We are gonna go. Check out again to miss salma hayek. Who do will yet she. She still has great boobs. And i but i had watched her earlier in the week on. She was cheated episode. Hot ones really. Yes so. I don't know if it was an older one if it was recent but i just a couple of days ago and i love to hear her talk because she's got. This accident is just put. Her body is so amazing. Hurt are great and the classic scene to that. Everybody always watches and re watches. Watches is from dust till dawn when she's doing the snake dance really. Yeah still i you know. I don't know. Because i'm i'm stuck it in a selma hayek cortex now judicial that and there's a lot. Yeah no she's completely hot. She's got a nice shaped she's not like too too skinny she has she has no she she parts to kind lady parts that you like and i believe her those those those mexican taxes are real they look it for sure they would be my look they look great if somebody did them they completely full me well that is why the misao hayek is an. I hope i'm pronouncing her name correctly. And i hope that She's in that new eternal 's or at least as picture says it is okay. I'm just letting you know that's actually current. That's why maybe thought about her or that's no could be that it could be current hot ones luciana. Ap well. I'm going to look that up tit man so that hold some i guess i think she's like fifty one she. She's married so like a billionaire fifty five. She does not look fifty. Five plea bankable because dull heroic were like. What kind of genetics does that. She's definitely calming. she's more. I mean then there's like a not even that but i'm just saying obviously aliens probe somebody she's holding up really well. She fucking fantastic right elite. I mean i don't know if i'm looking at current pictures but you know also she looks too great at twenty twenty learn as she is pretty good looking Well that's like fucking jennifer lopez she. She's in her fifties and she's still she's still looks just she just a stripper movie to in her fucking fifties. Yeah um there's a bunch of people to get naked in there yet. She is still looking. Good to know definitely They're getting a hold of like Embryo stem cells or something. Entry into chrome. It's definitely drina crumbs shit. Yeah it's probably. And i don't know if either one of them have ever doesn't look. They don't look like they've had work done before. Maybe they have. But it's not like non you know whoever's doing it's doing fucking good job because you can't. There's no outward sign of like some sort of a facelift or anything no to be know. It's just easy the leans well there was. There was a florida man. He he he's trying to force a jury to watch his sex tape. That's right this is the dude. Struggled dementia with his cock. Wasn't it no no go on. No his his wife was is cuban and he wanted to prove that their marriage was real for immigration purposes.

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So he wanted to force them to what you have to watch my fucking sex day to know that we're married like do you. Just you just want to show off your fucking legault wife proof that you had sex so you you've had sex though so that doesn't mean you're married. We've we've both before we were married fucked a lot of people okay. But you're actually married like that's in that one of the things that the immigration people are trying to in that like what they say anyway is. They're trying to keep people from like saying they're buried when they're not so i mean in one sense at least whatever relationship you have does involve sex too. I don't know we have a. We have a friend who who did get married for money. She needed a green card and they got married and they live together but they lived in several bedrooms. Okay and stuff like that. How how am. I not remember these people and they had a. They were married for ten years like they had to be married for her to get her citizenship. Talking about now yes right because we we went in a certain certain establishment really you. What did i got married yesterday. You did what you girlfriend yearly dino just trying to get her citizenship. What are you doing to be buried. We're just gonna be roommates now and just like to look at the pictures. I'm just like this. This is so weird. I mean whatever me he was he was happy thirty. Thank you got like ten grand out of it really. Yeah and a roommate and roommate yeah so he got to bang we will. Yeah no they did faulk. Okay did fuck like all game. Yeah they just weren't they. Were like committed no No not at all because he was a slight he will go fuck like anything moved. We'll because what could she really. She had like no recourse nothing. She could do like if she pisses him off. She's going back to whatever country trying to cheese fleeing right. Yeah so. I mean she could just she's not gonna answer life you know i'm gonna die back there so yeah. Nah if you're if you're that desperate to be mail order brighter to marry someone just to get your green card or whatever i mean you're mean wherever it is you're coming from and you're trying to i mean obviously you're trying to stay here so like he could do whatever he wants. And what are you gonna tell them like. What are you gonna do like bitch. I'll call your immigration officer. No that that's right away. That's kinda fucked up. I'll tell the whole situation. Hey have we offer me money. Have we talked about that new show. That's it's a the naked dating show. I don't take it. We did. I did we did it. It it's made by the same people that made naked and afraid right. I don't know if we did talk about here or if we just talked about it as as you know like on the couch. sorry kids. Yeah so so yeah. So from the vagaries of negative erred. There's a nigga dating show Yes so pretty much. It's kinda like like love island or whatever fake survival kind of a thing. It's not. I mean they say kind of their surviving but they're not people bring them shed. Yeah they have or two. He could somewhere on a beach right and they're camping. Ooh yeah well. They're not like they'll have electric or anything. Their survival ling. Yeah on a resort with you know but they're just naked. Jet-set doesn't do it for me. I want real survival well. But i don't know some real fakes arrival some people. I'd like a little mystery for the first three hours. I mean well it takes a whole thing out of everything. I mean it. You know i mean. There's a lot of people that that would be all about seeing that way. You have nothing to hide everything. Yeah yeah but. I love the open. I've been this situation before. Make sure you got knives zone. Yeah i mean. I guess some people would be into it. Well i'm sure some people be anti would wanna like go. Survive somewhere. quote survived somewhere naked anyway. Now i know 'cause we just talked about that guy who got his fucking sack jab with a stick like this whole concept is this makes the whole situation knit not nearly as hot as it was it was way hotter before when it was two people literally surviving or at least.

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That's what we think. I don't know it was way better than when you when you're when you're staring at asses that you know they're not trying to get with anybody. They're literally trying to not get eaten by alligator die of hypothermia. Yeah no that's true lion. Besides everybody grows hyena hyena snake. Sometimes they're running from all those things in that show naked afraid the orig- it's listen to you breathing. Oh my god trying to be more like two twenty five year olds oh Wanted to let you guys know that the The homemade sex toys website is no longer available. It went down obeyed sex toys. Yes there was a weather a website. It was all that homemade sex toys. And it's just the first time of hearing about said website. Because i was good to talk about it a while ago and then i remember going to it and i'm like oh it's an here anymore hug because i wanted to see like what are people coming up with now because sometimes it was fun to go to it because you could see pictures of what people have some fucked up seventies weird contraptions people have used to like get off with and that is either either. That's very like it's very engineering or like. Oh my god you're desperate. That was that was a very katie segment of you to like. Tell them about something that you didn't tell them about early enough for them to experience at all and now tough shit too late holidays already gone by. Maybe they'll put this website up again. I don't know i'm just saying shit. I bet you wish you could go to this website and check out all the homemade things that people did with well. I'm sure you can fuck and google it or however this way back machine i think the switchback machine has tiber down your little search bar and then fucking find it yourself can be funded like made things like homemade things internet hurricane. God no shed. It's their cheese Do some research have to do everything for you. Maybe you do. I know maybe you do. I need to hold hands right. I do yeah. 'cause i'm the answ- i'm the i'm the nurture the crazy. Aunt that brings ambrosia thanksgiving. That's right it's a. It's a weird thing because she totally suggested the splash party. It's the ant that brings rozier to thanksgiving and tries to get everybody to roll around naked and the fees that you stinks like we eat mushrooms right exactly the right. We're gonna get out of here for the night that's what we're gonna do Yeah okay yeah i am. I murdered demands. So i hope everybody has a wonderful great week months shifts day. Whatever it is. You're doing trip yeah. We'll be back next week. Talk about more funds and show off new new thing eating tattoos by bach. Roses tattoos picking out for each other. That's right and you don't know how have no till we gotta get mystery. Jags soberly. i'm gonna be pissed me know decks. Snow nudity on my body pariente tacos does.