Kinky Katie's World #382 - Darkness Porn

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Or are you part of this maury leg trying to get at you. Did you well because you put your hand on my move. Gave me less speech and i was like. Oh it's on now. i'm like you touched it. You bought it all right. You got the you you squishing minnie's yanking on sure. Yeah i mean. I totally had played that once i woke up anyway i was ready to hang so you did nothing. You just reacted to my. My plan tonight acted before you woke up on the weekend has landed all the exist now. Club strokes popes and pies. I've got four hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steamer on my head like a screaming cattle. I'm going to cut shit too strange his own life. I'm going to lose plot on the dancefloor free radicals inside me freaking tonight. I'm chitra travolta. i'm three apopka. I'm going to never neverland with my chosen family mind. We're gonna get more spiced out. Neil armstrong ever did. Tonight is my life from a seventy-three quitting my blackburn. What's the milky run may live from ruled thirty four stadium. I bring you a girl. You'll make sure she knows what you're safe. Where it is before she completely ignores it here she is your host. The one the can be katie. Hello hello welcome to the show. Spooky curious world three eighty two. I am your host can katie with me. As ours is my absolute favorite plush toy mr s. we are going to live rural four studios kinky katie radio dot com and video cast dot net. Happy halloween special Today yes sir. Halloween special because tours halloween. So you're listening. Live at the time of this recording and most of you. It's too late all right. Okay never had it who knows and third you know People always say for halloween to You know everyone wants to dress like something. They're not you know it's make believe so. That's why i have the virgin mary. Oh i am so not religious. And i'm sure not a burden anyway or yes okay. Well also that the person who the person who sent me the cost of hey can you. I know do Like pregnancy squirt thing with the virgin. Mary tonight or what's going on not doing it tonight. Okay well that's what i'm saying to you kind of make it sound like okay. That's what we're doing. What do you mean that's what we had to blur. A lot of stuff out to right. Now sorry about that. Making a lot of work for me really. Sorry and i know ray. I've been having the weirdest dreams lately. Really like they still like. They're still coming like they don't fucking stop like the one that i had last night. It was so weird like it was a cast of a movie that i'd never been with before but we had done the movie together but we were going to do again because someone like picked like some like big A production company like picked it up anyway and there was like a big set. Well i ended up this completely fictitious man rate like starts to rape me and like first of all there. Is this guy there and someone told him that. I like to know there. There's a guy there and someone told them that. I liked him. And i'm like why would you like a. Why would you say that so. I was all embarrassed. Sorry ran to the bathroom. Like freak out. Apparently this person just appeared and chide to fuck in. Throw me on the ground in china to to rabi. Okay did you know he stuck his dick and i felt it and it felt like a hard plastic vibrator like cock cage focused on it but apparently no it could still could surgical. I started to run a crawl away. Running on my hands and easy. Because i should how i wanted you in. How wanted to fuck you anyway or so. I don't know greg rather ways and started to fuck me okay. But then he starts screaming like me. Okay having sex okay. Okay so very being like you. What do you mean in boning like like. Oh yeah as. I'm like three now and he's doing it in my voice so the person who like. I have a crush on that. Someone told him that. I liked runs into the room. Sees this dude fucking me. And here's me monet's like wow you're just like no that's not what's going on and i was like he's not even real and it was as why would you do this. I don't know it was a key you into a few things here and one of your as to why you're having like shape shifting.

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We like is who he isn't it who he is. We were just watching that fucking. Nancy drew does magic on net flicks love locking key or whatever and the kids are doing magic and shit like that was happening. That really could be. I wasn't even thinking about that. I mean we could just look for some deep psychological issues that you know has nothing to do with anything over. There was like a whole lot of inside joke jokes between the people in the group. Okay and i'm like okay. Whatever that's i mean. Think about it was a group of like late teens right. We're know having really ship things and then the fucker. The movie set was in space. Okay just we watch fucking do control. The jet who displays uh-huh there is like a drunk aunt and Like i forgot my script panicking. Because i forgot my script which you know. That's like like forgetting your anything when you go up to any kind of a presentation or whatever i'm gonna forget it. You know what i mean see. All of this is just chit that happens or our juice. Norma don't don't read anything into it other than you know just in the fridge so i'm just saying you know you're just people want to always read stuff in the dreams and it's fun. It's fun to like. Think about what what could be emotionally connected to you for you to dream about your teeth. Falling out obviously too deep seated. Feeling that you've had since your uncle's been tiddling. You obviously uncle dead situations always. It's always family member. Diddle says oh up all the time about. I'll go billion alone time. I thought he was gone. I've read his day uncle. He's even worse algal. Larry larry. Larry larry ricky bobby really. It's all the same person. Ricky bobby whole name. We all grew up the same trailer park right so since it since it is being halloween. There's I have a lot of like horror related porn. Okay hor related porn. Yeah it's like all of this kind of related really in general hard hor who somebody's holding something for sure. Yeah male female other matter of somebody's literally whoring. That's true literally that is true. Ha- what about whoring anyway club. There is his buddies. He room been prepping. Like motherfucker trying to. You've been trying to speed bullet with red bull right. Red bullet we'd awaken high. Should put that on the thumbnail rebel style. Nobody will watch it then. Poor don't i know. I k- it's okay. That's all right Slope at forty. They have a they have a they. Haven't they have a dog toy. That's the shape like alien but it's meant to be disembowelled because it's got toys inside of it like shape like organs. What they think morgan's would look like an alien okay so like alien right stuffing it's called alien autopsy. Good all right. it's so. Is this gonna make the aliens mad when they come down light to see you know. It's what you thought you were gonna do with us. It looks absolutely nothing like we traveled all the way across the universe. God here and you think that you're gonna do that to us. Really are hell. Hounds unleash the beast training them. I mean you look like you're smiling and happy about it put. You're not everybody. How many people you think are banging that that alien autopsy tall somebody sticking. They're taking for sure. Of course it is or somebody showed. They haven't which there's no way it hasn't happened thirty four. i had. I got some of that coming up later right. God my goodness there was at this one hospital. In what bethany. There's at this point hospital. The maternity ward They had a pumpkin carving contest and maternity ward. Well they add like this is definitely going to end well knives and pregnant people right. Was it a texas a maternity ward. That it doesn't say Maybe try to skirt the new abortion laws there.

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Well no i don't think so this is They had a pumpkin for every Every size of dilation that you're fucking crotch goes through. There is called the pump the dilation pumpkins and they are fucking scary they put a googly eyes on them and has had it start off with like a little gets bigger and bigger and bigger. And that's the actual size your frigging twi gad's when you're little crotch. Goblin comes out crouch cobbler. Jesus legal hardly goblet. I can't. I forgot who spooky season halloween. Okay i forget at the time of the recording already in the future with the rest of these people listening right now it holly dover talked about it or having. That's true been done for a while now so last week ago so last week there's a british candy company. They have kind of our version of what it's called. Take it and on the bottom. It says four fingers. You threaten me the good times. They give all these two. So i might have to get some tickets. And they're worried about other forms of programming when obviously the appropriate big are used to be ready to be diddled. Yeah forefingers it's good. You like forefingers. Remember you like it. You like it alive. It's good you like it. A lot Start off with one at a time but you usually fit them all at once we tried. What's new i don't care i get forefingers woods newgate with you bench new benjamin new job. God making references. People will not understand and i'm not explaining it i. I don't care whatever so ask. Her myers hodson company. They put out a halloween right for halloween. Okay they're black black black black liquorice flavour. Oh god i was thinking hot dog when you it's dog in her looks like licorice or is liquorice. No no no. It's got lakers so it's got fennel in it like lake liquorice flavour put. They're they're like dr. Dr do they haven't all i can put on that too. I'm sure they do really extra extra slather with some old nookie maybe can i get a side of of cutoff. Foreskin rings locale kid i. Can we do that to you. Wanna do that. Some like You know calorie action topped with a whole pile of sh- meg homeless magma action like damning that all sounds delicious. What the hell. It also licorice liquorice tasting sausage. I don't want liquorice my sausages l- fennel silences like licorice. They would have been better off doing this. Quitting initiate japanese style. You know what i mean are you could even do like activated charcoal that has no flavor. And it's actually kind of good for you I don't wanna clean out my belly. Hotdog wants a fucking nitrates. And i want this to be bad. That's right and not only that. But i wanna poop a different color tomorrow. I want some bright green neon poo or something. Because you died something black so obviously who've is gonna come out really fucking strange it. I'm just going by the burger king experiment. Whatever the hell that thing was. They had a halloween walker right. It was yeah a couple of years ago and Discussing attorney your Very very great scary. We knew about it had a time. I mean that's exactly why we got it. It was so we could. We could chick rain. See how. I always heard that from the old guys. It went to phnom here at home ship grain. Gotcha way do they. Were eating the fucking halloween lauber. What's your favorite halloween candy. I don't know. I'm a fan of like a recent peanut butter cut. Personally i use just really liked does not as a halloween candy just as a candy candy. Yeah anytime and said. It's a good time if i'm gonna go to somebody's house. I'm hoping for like some peanut butter chocolate goodness well. It's kind of awesome. They you said that the end is what our interest to be fair Really not that. I mean most of the candies. I was all about at any point in time. You know what i mean. If it had sugar in it it was ready to go. I try it. Well there's a. There's a receives vending machine. Ah okay they you can. What it does you take the candy that you don't want and you put it into the machine and it spits out races.

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She will like air. Necker wafer is black and put it in. There comes out ou board you exactly and that i wonder what they do with all the shit chocolate or fucking grows candy. I don't know but but it's funny like you. Can you know they put it right back into their reese's peanut butter cups that they gave you. I mean obviously this is high technology. Of course it is. This is the height of alien. I mean yard had alien opt autopsy action disembowelled by your pet. What they're doing. They're making magic machines. The change the shitty candy. You don't like into delicious peanut butter goodness right. That's why it's so spooky. Well speaking of spooky. This is a really fucked up shit. Let's go to my favorites johnny. By because it might not be porn you would think disappoint katie wide. It's time once again for the week of put all right so this didn't get me turned on race shirted but these are these. Are the halloween porn. Picks okay yeah right. These are just things for lot for the holiday season. So what you're saying okay. Yes brand Some of the stuff. I'm really not into and i'm actually quite scared. It really yes. These are. These are european european. Yes they are. European movies And they're very scary. They're very scary. Is a horror porn dot com. Okay and it's i mean. I am very very surprised. Well i guess. I'm not surprised. But i kinda they have like that is lord and zombie. Strike the final chapter spe- males by that are but they have a roswell ufo one like just just there. It's one of these things you're gonna have to see. Is that what you're saying descriptive whereas our he right now. No they're not. they're they're very. They're very vile videos right. They're they're very and they're like some of our not no non grain. I mean like there's There's one it's called like like the family house and this is season three even the trailer for it that you're watching. You're just like oh. My god like that bore doing. It's like howard you bang. You would not enough. What do you mean paying we bigoted. Oh no it's it's good dude. It's foul as fuck people are into it. No i know people are totally join themselves. There's a i. I would not be into any of the stuff that i am seeing. And i'm into sim- pretty weird things right but so you're okay. You're okay you're fine. Well yeah i know. I'm okay because i don't want i mean and it's like i just keep telling you that so you believe it really kind of makes me think of maybe like kidnapping torture porn from light like a laker torture porn. Hostile right like the movie hostel style. Super like you're american and then you know all of a sudden you wake up and your chain down seven. This is going to hurt. You're like oh god you just brew bad. They're doing some stuff that they've been doing there in some dark european bound top somewhere in a cave. Well this that there's this one the one that's on season three. I clicked off of it. But i remember what they said. And what the fuck in trailer was i was like this is. This is the world sweetie match. It's supposed to be sibling house. Like they're supposed to be a family. Okay that are all fucked up. There like one is more perverted than the other. They're all after each other like this guy's bent over and pushing out a His rosebud and then this girl who's supposed to be like daughters like licking the rosebud blah. She's getting beat on the rosa. The wash she's getting on someone else and then throwing up on her mouth like it's that's the kind of nasty shit that i'm talking like. Oh but they have ones That are like there's an alien fucker. There's a zombie. let's check in their brains.

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Thank you look so rotted but your dick is steve. How does that happen. Likes to cleantech care that usually mercer i. I don't know he feeds brains. I have no idea. Well there's a. There's another if you wanna go dark during during during your porn spanking halloween time. Oh okay. it's called darkness porn darkness for darkness. Porn right. I mean it's already it saudi dark. I just i just wanted to tell you. Some of the tagline like some of the tags that they have available that you can you can out because porn sites. You guys don't know they have like tags up but usually at the top of the Of the website you click on like. Hey i'm into this this and this. I'm going to do you know w i mean everybody has to be familiar with fucking tags only talking about snuff is one of them. Okay anorexia abt. Okay go on hanging go on. Torture sure Wheelchair rule wheelchair well. Of course because yeah okay. Now i'm still here. I'm still with it up. I'm hanging in necrophilia. Oh murderer slide. Pat poop crossed the line. people crying. okay. See that cripples. Yeah diaper adult. Chris new crippled gimpy bound right totally do that anorexic snow. I know that's not year deal though but a lot of those. I would not be like you know i wouldn't run. I mean i'd have to check it out for research. I'd have to see i'd have to see. Just go. well. I mean some of the stuff i would i die my check out on their about. Some of the definitely looked up. Looked up amputee stuff. Oh you have sure you. You're like dying for nuggets x. Disabled but that would be that was dying for. I just thought it would be it. Would just it would be. A strange strange sometimes is fun. You know strangest good. You can't you can't like recreate that there's no recreating that occur in any while. I'm sorry it's nation. Wow mary are you sure you're not the one in impersonating the other. Mary what do you mean. The other. Mary mary magdalene wasn't there. She's the virgin. Mary curzon mary. Magdalene was was the same person no was it not no negative. I'm looking this up now. You look it up now. I i wanted. I wonder how realistic is some of this shit because they breath play. That's you know that's pretty normal. Pain abused blah blah. Scream right rough. Bedia sam kink. You know strangled right. Mary magdalene was was the horror of press too. Yeah she she was a prostitute. She was like fourteen to buy references. Elsa said ages there biblically. I don't know that they carted anybody back then. I love it. So i guess i'm the har- yeah well this one to sit. Wow that was a solid reference. Mary impersonating mary o. N. e. totally throw it away. Well i'm sorry yes. I am not religious at all so vitor gird whatever. I confused there for a second when you're like no wait a minute. That is the virgin mary like. I got something crossed of. Maybe you did it then. you didn't. you're right. I was wrong. I admit it. I was so a lot of people are into voor porn. Yes you've got over four or before me. Those who haven't who done a four point is it's devour whole like snakes monsters and shit like really. Is that what it was. I totally forgot. I just remembered the term yet swapping eating whole like the like moby. Dick would be a great fantasy for four four hor or your yeah before back to being swallowed and haw usually a whole hoop by fish by bird by well because anything that swallows you would have to be big enough.

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I mean what's really big enough that extend the lions to can nature you up. I go you said whole. Yeah whole the i just. I've just seen whole. I haven't just eat holds alive ally pair kind of thing. Well sometimes they started to feed and they work their way up. I'm just god back on you and kinda leave you there. Ted ted your bears to her right. But you know it's almost like keeping you alive to to preserve the meal o. Bet i heard they do that to play with you. Know they keep they keep your life for a little while it's like fuck you actually a lot of animals do that actually here but i do hear that bears do that like they will fuck fuck fucking like they'll take a couple bites. I got your leg or something in them. Like slap their pa. And you leave you there and you. You don't die but then they like fuck with you. Are you getting your information from like like the anti anti-bear Blobby i am paid for by the the by big bear. They very chasing bear. I know i could be completely wrong. But barris belonging clubs baby now. Those are seals scoping seals of god. So i have. I have I i've talked about mrs jade. Before i was on last week show talks us to sits shoes. Artists j. j. sits yan yes. Yeah actually looked up today. She's cute horrible. I i know. I have quite the lady sometimes. Sometimes he i don't know you. Sometimes you like different things we do. Who knows by your. I mean who who really knows you give all people a a chance at giving you a lady boehner if you just like them in sometimes. Sometimes you'll you'll really a lady voter for a girl who isn't traditionally like who may be a little banged up. I like damage low. Sometimes you do well. I'd spires. I know she's not go. She's horrible so what about her six. Jade sixty six something. Well i i was called very wholesome by her husband brilliant. It's called like a door. No come on and then know why because i'd asked died. I talked about like saying like something like yeah. I can't go to your only fans. 'cause i just don't feel right about seeing your dick any believed it. Yeah sure well because that's what you said. Yeah really he's he's never clicked on anything apparently no he's been a fan for a long time even when we used to. He seems more videos because we have. Yeah we when we used to have him on the website back all day. Yeah what do you know severely. I didn't i didn't remember that. We've known each other for a long time when really when really it's no i don't wanna see your day. No i just. I just i just don't think like it. I i don't know. I just i'm just saying like 'cause i mean. Yeah no. he's a cute dude but we'll because he also as you want to see us. Fuck because i like you know. Yeah but i didn't. But i don't know i i don't know why i feel i. Yeah i don't understand why. Because i'm not usually like this. You know what it is. I'm going to take a shot here. You had just been with another girl that lived in a different state that that had that was all into you and would send you videos all the time. And maybe she still does. I don't know yeah and you your. Your tank is full of of people set. So you're somebody else saying. Can we said use videos. You're just like no no no no. I'm good with videos right now. I'm getting videos so cool. Thank you i. Just i just i don't know like i. I can't believe i'm going to say this. And this is the only time. I will say this. But i just feel that. Sometimes you shouldn't see your friends naked. Okay i don't know. I just i just feel that. Sometimes you just don't know dude.

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I don't i told you it's been like weird couple days weeks. You a you know to to me. I know exactly what you mean. Because i've never been a person to like like once. Somebody's a friend of mine. I usually don't bang at all like if we bang right away. typically. I don't do that so i mean i put people in like literally. Yeah i don't we could try. But i'm not going to be all that into it. That's why that's why we're always like strangers. Yes strangers are definitely not danger for me. It's just always like lifetime wise. Never i don't know what it is about people that i know i just immediately don't have the thing like i don't grow it. Say ooh i've just wanted you more and more. I what you less and less. Because i haven't banged you already like if we fucked right away and we became friends. I could totally bag you again because banged you right. You know what. I mean what you mean but once i wasn't there and now you're my friend now i kissed now i i'm gonna. I can't do the things that i wanna do. Because i your i like you. You're my friend. I don't want to treat away about. We'll see i would always. I would always get really attached to friends. I wrote and i would always try to get you know the defunct me because around. Yeah yeah so. Like we'd we'd fuck. And then i kinda of like killings but then i thought okay. We're friends we've talked before we can talk again. Right would keep doing this to see other people. And i'm gonna i'm gonna fuck if i get the chance to someone else i'm gonna fuck them to one hundred percent and people that you've already bangs if you see them again and you feel like banging you don't mind just going. Hey you wanna fuck straight off. Yeah because you already have right segue and it doesn't feel weird to me. No it's too late now and then if you're like no you're like well why not. You already know what you're getting yourself into. The i know what going gonna win. I know what you think. I do not remember exactly. My name is david. I got the wrong person. No but i do. I do that same behavior of once. Once i know somebody i don't feel like you know but online different thing. I guess i don't know i don't know that i would feel like i knew somebody from reading their posts and shit to me anyway. I'll see you don't do any of it so foreign to me to like you. I mean it's kinda it's kinda weird. Like i kind of have this this thing that i that i do. They wear if i. If i get stuck on someone and i kind of like watch a lot of their stock. Her read a lot of their poster. We've and talk. I think like they know who i am. So if i see them out or something and i'm like hey new like who the fucker you you say the same thing when you when you see people if i yeah i know it's a common sure after to talk like they don't you i mean mostly i'm talking about like comedians or something just or do you like like celebrities day. Whatever the fuck you're hardly ever like whatever like hey. I just talked to you the other night. You're like where the mind having and not do this anymore religious blocks. I don't have temptation. This is why entirely avoid the whole situation. I don't know. I just like interacting with people online. Doesn't sound like fun to me. It just doesn't. I don't i go now. It can be sure but guy sometimes. It's not it could be fun Ride nick too. I mean people tell me there are people who totally joy jumping on day. I do i. Don't you know it's not one of those things. You're going the opposite way of things that i enjoy. I pretty much fucking like tore apart this maury leg trying to get at you. Did you well because you put your hand on my move. Gave me less squeeze speech and i was like. Oh it's on now. I'm like you touched it. You bought it all right. You got those you you're minnie's gang on sure. Yeah i mean. I totally had played job that once i woke up anyway i was ready to pay. So you do nothing. You just reacted to my my plan. Did i acted before you woke up the vessel. I was just letting you know had nothing to do with your plan at all.

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It was all my plan. Well let's go to episode row thirty four and when we come back we are going to have a brand new tits man and other stuff for the spooky halloween that so we'll do that. Yum time bullet basically and refreshing snack. Lisa i saw that picture. That rob zombie is redoing the monsters. Tv show the munsters. Okay yeah well no surprise who he picked to be lily. Munster louis monster. He's never movie that that he makes. Yeah if you're acting. Like i know this i mean you know well. I thought you would really goes. She plays the annoying girl blond chick in every movie. I've ever seen rods ave rob zombie for some reason. You're saying rob zombie but my brain was saying rob schneider. Yes rob's hobby likes night. Very big difference. Schneider see mike fusion. Like who is rob schneider's wife. I don't know rob schneider. Obviously that's a strange thing but no rob zombie yet Housing corpses yes screaming chick. He's talking about. I put it in everything to say. She's not high. Okay just saying that really weird. She always claes's. So god jim knowing right back up eric. Oh my god please stop. I mean that's that's exactly the role gannon role. Hate this person. While i do look that great ass shot scott fantastic efficiently nutty where. You're not sure if you're gonna wake up with all your appendages if you laying next door or at least that in my mind and i think that's going to happen. No what's going to happen. You're going to survive they survive. How many nights in sleeping next to you. I'm just saying. I'm not torture. Mrs ambi- whatever heard alright. I'll figure it out right. Okay sure if you're gonna ride on crazy train you got to buy the ticket. It's what i'm saying. That's one propagated right next to the guy. It's almost like running a marathon or something like that you know me right or chevron by exactly no off with the world rose thirty four students can cater radio dot com and radio cast dot net. Search me on the twitter at kiki katya radio radio dot com. Katie radio dot com. Get me google can also give me on youtube. Yeah pick me up buttercup right dark when you're nerdiness me. Everybody knowing over the wall and down into the valley of fun and enjoyment over here assistance valley and pleasure over here on this side valley on it right now call with valley pleasure definitely value pleasure. Forty this the second half is always totally different from the first half. Okay i would hope so. Why would you get lubricated worn in a little break that mitt. Oh yeah. I know i got a little broken earlier this morning but fly now. You're an acting your plan. What can whenever there's You know where before we were little bit before our break we were talking about some people that Get at me at social on social media. Garissa dm me with with filthy perverted. Sure gone since such go on. Well they're sisters trend that he He wants to be his ask and his spit in his mouth right right. But that's tough for you to be p m you funnel right. Imagine i mean. That's the only way. I can see it working well because i don't have the equipment i mean. I don't look a lot of water. Sports videos really maybe sit down and heavy has one of those animals. Islanders like having like crank topa. This kind of like squat hoover. That sounds like more fun than a final. I think i mean if you're in was into afato you'd just a little tiny. You gotta have really good aim rose to reno journal.

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I know i really i could. I had I would spread my legs and then kinda like grip. My pudgy lips and nike setting up. Sure now probably not to do it. A long time gio. Why don't you try that in your bathroom. Yeah it's okay right. I do enough of that really took tall. Oh i hit the toy that mostly do sorry. That's that's why. Have you know that that like a little rug. Anita's like sop everything co jesus. Let's go to your favorite segment there by standing in and on the news. It's time once again for this week's tits. Man is kayla. Kiss she did. She is a porn star. And she did a bride of frankenstein photo. Shoot and she's all stop and she's got really nice. Who tears going french. I heard chest going boob as cajun anyway nipples and stuff like that. She's got great heads. And since it's i figured you know they're already over spooky no telling you last week ago. It's always each time. Never miss show you what she looks like okay. She's really cute. She's on she's got a bunch of other social media to hurt all so check. Okay kiss a night. The the link to to these goodies. Pictures of the of her goodies are going to be on the show notes so type in the episode number. Go to the episode and check out the notes three. I can't do it on youtube now. You can't the will they don't like anything. Hit hit hit man. Nipples right right. Hey i just occurred to me if your friends wanted to send porn. They can totally send it to me. I'll watch it. I don't know. I don't know these people he they're not my dad's no idea who they are that literally means by definition of people. I don't know where you're going to. You're going to meet them at some point. Yeah sh okay. I don't plan. i don't. I don't see why you wouldn't. I don't care if i watch people fuck before. I beat them. That doesn't bother me at all because a lot of people have watched us before they met. You know i'm dom okay with that because already puts me in the right frame of mind. You know y you could sit in the corner and watch us roll around. It'll be great. I'll cut out the virgin. Mary urging you can't you can't come around here. No negative can't come around here. Should not for your your way too fucking innocent for this like watch the overlay check it out. You got to learn somewhere. Where all the centers do you do. Now i guess i guess out too so i'll just you know i'll go weep blood and the corner i watch things go down. There was there was a tv channel they They aired a porn clip during the weather. Report by mistake loops groups here. Storms rolling in. Looks like it's gonna be a what one hoster god moist you fit right into the other reason for pun. Tastic a network newscaster like part of you. Which is you could just do wholesome content. I know it really. I have a there then. There would be that some point where it'd be like like what they say like l. a. Degenerates like by generates but ever special sir. She know that she's rookie. Who we do not speak her name anymore for some reason. I don't know when. I heard that she got thrown off a cliff like they did to the old people in fucking nordic times a midsummer. Sure like the old people they throw off the cliff because she's too old and doesn't understand. Today's society cherish something like that. That's not what we're doing. We're canceling people. I thought weird thrown off cliffs on. I don't now i'm just saying like everyone would think that i'm super nice. And but then. I'd have that one bad day where i really fuck up something like this like i got some shit and then people off a cliff recorded. Okay what are we talking. Who are we throwing off a cliff again. Maybe eyelid degeneracy right. Oh she is alive because they didn't really kill her. No okay w religion people.

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Why i say we but not me. Obviously i don't think about it. What about her. Continue with story stumping sidetrack. Will you now got me so far off the pattern. I'm like fuck it like. I don't even know anymore ellen. Degeneres 'cause you were saying that. I'm dying to do wholesome content right right. You sound like a part of you. That wants to have a puppy and do kid shows we'll because you'll enjoy a good eighteen sixty style pun. Like you're all over puns. You love them. You love wordplay jokes. It's you know it's dad humor. That's what it is a ha- whenever whatever. Yeah but dad sure brain damage she retired does are all terms. You could use described some of the things. I'm i'm no better just a different way encourage meeting because i like watching you laugh especially when it's something retarded a lot. Funnier to me at you made somehow immediately when you start laughing that you made something that had really like a point. Oh one chance of being funny in any context. You know the pundits that you were laughing at now you just made funny because i realize somebody thinks this is funny. And you're like and that's sad threaded the fucking needle in made something terribly unfunny funny funny to me. I know 'cause. I like stupid high. And then i'll read you stuff that i see like memes like on facebook then i'll read them to you and i'll just start dying laughing and you look at me like what's here like. Why is that funny. And i'm like are kidding. I'll be last. You brought up to surname of mario. It's a me you still. You've heard that if you can hear a joe like three times and still laugh at it. Something's wrong with you. Live twice three times. maybe like you. We talked about last thing. Come around again sometimes. Sometimes it can cover out again if you're very dogging about it and to it obsessively could come out again. You never know. I think obsessively you know this. We were doing here. L. started because there is just too generous getting thrown off a cliff because there's a thirteen minute Clip porn clip. That showed on the weather on the news on tv. Like rice cbs. Okay yeah nobody got hurt. I mean it's not like somebody got you know their head chopped off or something because of income on a little hardcore what kind of scenery talking about. I don't know it matters. Well i i would say that about is but it's a very explicit. I mean imagine. If it was one of your four style videos where somebody's getting swallowed by an anaconda by anaconda anaconda. I don't know that we way worse. I think they really like. Oh my god there's giant pythons in the weather. Sure and why is that. Why is that dude standing behind that snake eating that that girl and why is he beating off what what is happening like i. It's global warming. Climate change no. No what is says. God hey you know you can get well because you know rule. Thirty four there's Pumpkin carving porn that because we were already we talked about funding. I know about pumpkin guts. Now you reminded me somebody slathering pumpkin. God's all over them is what's happening and one is not right horia and there's one there's one that i didn't even think of this chick. She got one of the smaller ones. One of the smaller pumpkin at scored. Yeah like a whatever. Their gordon there. But i'm one of the smaller ones and she cut a hole through the middle of it like a polka donut. Let's goo inside. And she went the way of the grapefruit woman and invoking used it as a jerk slave. Use it as your sleeve as she blooms honors. It's like seeds and shit. Oh you know sky grody. I mean when you live on a farm sometimes you make stuff up. Look like it was on a farm. I mean there's just think about how many dudes probably just again just tip publican. Now yeah they have a good porn to watch right. This is what i was thinking about when i was fucking out. Is this girl. Jeremy me off with it really.

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I just wrote the guts on some hanney's that i bought from the start. I smell watch it. So i accept and has what she smells like. So is that dude. Just hung that well where i mean because that would be you know. Tricky size on the pumpkin to be able to get through. I mean you know if if if it's gr- grapefruit size and you're still you know what i mean. It's only about two inches in height. It's a very small pumpkin. She's got a to hand the pumpkin right she can but she can she can one hand it. It's up here. i'm showing you the tho while. Yeah that's at that gorge but still short and squat as what it is sad but he's all tall bumpkin but he also does kind of look like a well produced porn. So i'm not surprised he's like all right. I got a big long long. So why don't i do born well. That was kind of flatter flatter anger theater. So you know. Oh speaking of speaking speaking of a friend of mine that i hadn't talked to in a while. Apparently i don't to say his name but Broke up with his girlfriend and just win career on twitter. He just like a karate. Yeah right music. I was going to funchess. Should like a bunch of posts of chernoff. We've seen that the other way. Around with girl females mostly that happens a females. They break up with some guy and then all of a sudden there could sit here and they're doing only fans and like i've always wanted to do this very but he never would let me or something like that but it's the other way around. Yeah yeah he's he's kind of like i'm free. I like how you use the name that he made up for himself that nobody else uses for what we asked him. Hey what would you be called if you could be called anything immediately. Ronnie take rowdy. So that's yeah. But that's not him anywhere. Well no it's not. He probably someone like probably made wherever. I know someone made up uncle ricky. Yes they did. Yes they did. Oko billy ricky bobby rather huckabee brighi bob last. What is ricky tweet. Oh i don't know it's quite new. It is quite new. There's i mean there's there's a lot wrong be well. I don't know the notches like pumpkin. Gut robin on yourself. But there there's people with With their asses painted pumpkins. Okay dell does so. They're like fuck asked him getting their income. That's sheeting. would you painted yourself like among pinot. Who cares whatever. There's there's also a lot of wants to like a guy. I'll cut a hole in pumpkin and i put it like you. Don't dig a box kind of shed and relate. Hey something in my letter and the girls like oh oops. Oh that's a dick. What is that. let me just grab it and jerk off. Awesome looking at it. That means i have to suck it right now is that don't we work. Take that off their. Just rub myself with halloween candy. I don't know people people do strange things. But whatever i mean. I didn't like the concept of the one that didn't really have a real pumpkin. I'm gonna tell you if i if i were honest. It isn't really should have. I mean i expect. If i'm going to look up some porn i mean i expect pumpkin death. I want at least at least two or three. Pumpkin murders for me to catch up. Punk has got die. Is that why found all of those poking chonkin video clips on youtube fellows. Fun watching people chunk bumpkins. A did they do that again this year. I don't know. I haven't seen it and probably five years. I don't know. I think they were like like a. I don't l like went on a popular craze. I think they were like flagging gay people off of them or something and got thrown off the same cliff. That ellen degeneres did. There was one that i saw. There was on like tosh porno or something this chick. She was like she had one of those Wing slingshots that's what she had our speed and so she got shut up so she had a pumpkin in a slingshot and she leaned back and it like snap and in the fee like i swear to got a broken nose and i couldn't believe it didn't shatter her ocular. Whatever she needed no shop she just has it excuse to look different now. What we should never had an excuse before she gets a share to pay for it now for this is what i'm saying.

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Oh it looks so fucking remember. Seeing that video she got hit pretty hard. It was awful. Well it depends on your definition hall. Really really i look at it like that wasn't me or you. It's a lot funnier when somebody else better that way. One hundred percent fatter there was. There's halloween costumes that came out this year. That's are some of the ones that like. They're not sexy but they were made sexy anyway. Okay do you know what. I'm talking about like an altar shirt. You cut that thing up tight and a few knots and you gotta bikini cut kind of like that. Yeah yelich nothing. Really the sexy. But they're like no we're gonna make women be half-naked and say this is what it is. Okay so what what came out this year. There was sexy ken bone. Is that political thing in sherman at this way back machine i don't i don't know to ten years ago five years ago. Some shit like that punch were a lot funnier back. Then you know a lot of these in great a lot of these things didn't come out this year like they've been out for us. I guess is just what's popular now because well there's there's a minute wait a minute. You got two story on the facie books you know found. This went on facebook honey. I'm sure you did i did. I did not where the people are. I'm old also on twitter. To what the fuck who they have a have nipple free policy not twitter twitter. Does i mean no nibbled. Free free nipples are free of sorry equal rights for nipples and the people rejoiced well. That's the only reason why i like twitter. I mean as i see a lotta ass and there's a lot of needy. Get for free. That i'm like. Hey i know you. That's your whole. I'm going to self expressive woman in twenty twenty one. And i feel like showing people my butthole. That's another thing. There was another another friend. That that i was that i i've that will that. I know personally like physically. No okay I remember the first time that i saw pictures of her. With a butt plug in. And i was just like i don't feel comfortable seeing this which is funny because you liked that the other way around any probably why you. That's probably why you like it because you know how uncomfortable it makes somebody feel because you feel uncomfortable and that's probably why you like to to have other people watch it is because you know they're feeling that same uncomfortable feeling that you would be feeling psychology dow dear. Jake i ju- i. I understand most things. Anyone has anything like to chime in with feel free to leave a comment. What's not that bazaars. Say saying you know that classic fucking projection is it. I mean you're projecting your your anxiety with knowing something like that as you're meeting somebody or as you're talking to somebody that your friend you know so in your mind at somebody you're not supposed to see fuck or you know. Yeah yeah but you are all about people. Think to save you arts that you're like yes you have to watch me fuck. I'm going to make you so and you're gonna sit there even fran. We're not. I know i know like what do you make friends. Watch you earlier like now. I'll though i'm not like you. I won't watch you know that feeling the you were feeling. I don't wanna do that now. What like that feeling. I like the other way around. You can't no no takes these back sees. This wasn't oh follow back situation very senior now so me fucked up the other way around take. Yeah you've already admitted that you've already watched you already know. I wonder what this 'cause it's almost. Yeah i mean you. That's exactly how you're not thinking about it but no that's how you act for sure. Yeah haha very strange. I'm very complicated person. I know you think it's well. A lot of people are yeah. I think it will only gonna get worse though here fine. I'm going to be strange. I think just things look okay. What you blossom industry i believe. Someday to unfurl more weirdness never there for a while to worry about it. It's okay probably gonna get worse.

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You're you know no you're not nearly as bad as me now yet okay. Their challenges. Sure no i. I don't know that you're ever gonna get close. I don't think you will never know. I mean if that's as weird as it gets is that you don't like the uncomfortable feeling you likelihood other people through or whatever i mean. I understand that that's almost like what are the name of that. Fetishes sadism really. You like other people you like other people to square but you don't want square. Yeah right yeah Because you put them in a category and that category is that that they're not dominant over you so you're a you can't you can't fucking dumb. You can't hurt me anymore. Go yeah watch me. Fuck i am not gonna watch you fuck and that's the way it's gonna be. Yeah yeah yeah. You're like that with some people. Oh well here's another word one. Now that i'm gonna leave y'all with tonight. There was a there's a there's a girl that How is talking with the other day she. She's the same age as my brother so she's a couple year old couple years older than i am. May well choose to be stripper. Okay at south lordship club right. Well we you. And i have watched her dance okay. Way her daughter. It was a bartender no way well. Her daughter is now working at the same club. Were she used the main stay No you know she. She knows all of the vip booth hand techniques. She's got it down the checks you know. Maybe her mother did turn out bad times. Some girls don't do that. Bad was chirping. She some some do most do really you. Don't don't she did quite well. I mean you know what i mean like like some girls are responsible and oh yeah yeah. Yeah fucked up all the time. Yeah that's not common but it happens. Yeah we do. Several regular folks. Part regular you know but use that term loosely. But you know what i mean. Yeah responsible at least yes could get from. Adp to see for a long time so it can happen however long time he doesn't are so you know there's a good chance somebody's fucked up on poon for you right abby but if you had a good time maybe you're not even worried about your daughter because the you know how to set her up butts pocket i know at that's tough since jennifer lopez make hustle movie or something like that you know they're like folk take brother got fucking mother kardashian pimped out or daughter. Neoliberal donors setup sex tapes and is at much different. I i don't know. I don't see how you know what the consenting salt does to another designing it all their adult steak and you know yeah no. That's true. i'm shocked yes. I'm appalled shot oregon. Natta here for tonight. I hope everyone who's listening. Live has a very happy. Halloween has have a lot of fun. Don't you if you know on pumpkin juice. Yes so. I hope everybody. Great wonderful dave rescue weeks. Shift money doing for me a see. I thought i did but i well. I am battling in currently so i'm going to go now and jack does anybody does.