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If not involved in the extraction of said jr is. I don't want to be hit by it. Who says you can't be involved the extraction. That's what i'm saying. If i was involved. I'd be okay but if i'm holding a microphone or champ up just put me in coach. Naby sitting on the bench trials grocery coach. The weekend has landed all the exists. Now clubs strokes. Popes and pies of four hours off from the world man. I'm gonna blow steamer on my head like a screaming cattle. I'm going to shit to strangers all night. I'm going to lose step down floor. The free radicals inside free. Kim on tonight i'm chitra volka. I'm three pop. I'm going to never never land macos and family man get more spice out meal strong ever happen tonight in a personal life from the semi sweet quick burn. What's the keep falls and now live from rule thirty four studio. I bring you a girl that will sometimes try to fit way more than she can. Thank your she is your host the one the only kinky kitty low. Hello hello welcome to the show. This is kinky gators roll number. Three seventy seven i i'm your host can katie. And with me as always is the hardest work amana radio or podcast land. My absolute favorite. Flesh fucked mr s. What is up. maybe we are doing it. Well speaking we are coming to you live from Thirty four sit here ski gatorade dot com and radio. Oh sorry i'm a little loopy. i'm tired. I'm very tired of drinking red bull and i am also show prepping and i have had contacts as you can tell in my eyes since early today. I didn't know you could hear contacts. Who is aware of that. That a new sense is that something that like. No it's it's making my eyes. Is those making me tired. I i thought it was one of those things like the frequency that only people under the age of twelve can here kind of thing. What's the frequency kenneth. Nobody's gonna understand so you have contacts with your eyes. Yeah for the photo shoot pro. Yeah we ended up as the as you heard in the In the in the pre show if you heard it at all but you should listen to you because it's funny but anyway we weren't sure we were going to have their if the photo she was going to be going on or not but it did and it was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. Seeing the girls. And i got lots of behind the scene. Pictures boobs lot of buts or photo shoot. I was. I was surprisingly the most covered up. One of the bunch were you. I was okay. I really was awesome but no no is a lot of fun so pay should becoming at some point. I don't. I don't know but but i'm the reason reason for say was that you still have the contacts and that you put in this morning. Yes i right cracked right. And and i don't wear contacts regular right so dr also gonna fall out any time now any second angola go blind. Shoot out of your head. Well i already. I'm starting to go blind. So i guess helping that's okay though was all right. Yeah and also. I was sitting down. Allow one of the girls was getting her solo. Her shoots done and she leaned in sh- she's as you you're doing the next movie She goes no no no. You're doing it okay. Whatever do why did you say you wouldn't. I don't know. Yeah i kinda i kinda i i had i had said dirt rudo for kill cab. I'm like this is what i'm gonna do this. Is it okay. but no. He's like no no. We're doing this. Sure so i can't tell you what it's about or even what the name of it is because i don't know race right. I don't know katie side story would know ed. Whatever that's like when you pick a pick pick up a book or something nikko's on and on for you know a thousand bucks in a series and you never get the end of it then now now we got an end. Sure got foreshore into that. I i i know that oh but also. I promised that i would that i would give it out. Linsey and kate did a that one chip talkie that one challenge that spicy chep wife they did a topless two of the girls.

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That are doing the horror movies with you. The horror horror movies horror horror. Yes they both have big movies right and they did a topless okay and if you wanna see the two of them topless doing the one challenge you can It's it's ten bucks and Please thing i'll post oppose the links on on the on the show page so you can click it directly and you can go check it out and see it and 'cause you can message her. Which her is kate on either instagram or on facebook. So i will give you the links for that so you can go. Check that out instagram. Handle their yes. It is the risen phoenix right. And that's it is spelled with like three lots Two numbers and a. It's t. h. e. r. i s. e. n. f. i. e. i c. s. I'm blind. I can't but it's all it's all one word okay. Are you share. That wasn't like gaelic. Or welsh was welsh. What destroy like a bunch of consonants in a bag. Toss him on a table and it's it word. Hey same thing right. I didn't process at all. But i think they did out there if they want to. See some booby hot. Gyp challenged yes. If you wanna see too big breasted women topless doing the one challenge and freaking the fuck out right then right. Go any vomit happen. I don't know. I haven't seen the video so they tried. They tried to get the like. Oh you want some of the dust like no. Why would you want no negative. I don't hear i'm like i don't even want fucking like takis. I can't even take those. Those are too hot for me. I'm like why. Would i wanna fuck it. Tastes like teeth does. Yeah no well you wouldn't you don't even go like even every once in a while for a really hot sauce anymore. No every once in awhile for some weird reason on even pregnant like i'll. I'll i'll crave really spicy things i. I don't know if we're really spicy for you but not really spicy for a. I mean really though. that's you know. Yeah you will you'll you'll reach or something at least twice as spicy as you can normally deal with every once in a while but you know there are couple of hot sauces. That i liked that. I've actually taken. Mike like a out of the out of the out of the bottle which is weird that Oh god you don't have to came of it. Yeah it doesn't matter detail we don't say about. I won't remember anyway. So i i was watching. I was watching the tubes of you which by the way you can get kicking. Katie's world high on youtube. So if you wanna if you wanna watch me and se's arms and the evil teddy bear head. He's cool. he is cool as fuck. Which by the way. Just you gotta trail again verse. You've got some tattoo work done yesterday. And it came out. Really fucking tits. I like it very very much. That was done by bach over better tattoos. Kemoko really did he got a. He got one of those banging muggy banging symbols. Yes and lot dots. you've got braille. He said october nuts. It's your whole manifesto in braille. I don't care. I fuck a dig. It the only way you can read it. It's with libya who snail trail. It's libya sensitive dot dotting. Oh right yeah yup did the only way you can tell. Does it play like a song or does like a record of your rub it really now. What would be the point of having a secret code tattooed on my arm. they can only be Be If i gave you any idea as to what it said you know you you get no information known negative. You need to figure it out. I'm gonna poke your whole your whole your hands okay. She doesn't need the joe. I threatened him alive because he's got a hole in his house. Paint my house fan. That i like to wear over a small hole Rights probably because of mir poking at you actually like it doesn't lie it lines up right where the cock greatness seem you know it. Does i gotta switch house finance. We gotta do know. We've my life the window. The peekaboo. I'm gonna get decapitated at some point. And i'm not for that. I don't really decapitated heads gonna stick out of the window in the windows gonna get slammed like an ominous twist around the thing is going to have the end of my cock in it and it's going to grab it and rip it out by the rut michael.

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Tell me about horrible thing to think about right. I know and yet i still have to pay on. I don't know what i'm doing because you're a tease. Am i walking around just like that. Where do you expect gonna let the cat really likes. He's pants batted the ball. He he likes these pants a little nervous. Little ginger cat jinja so okay so sorry. What off like that. But that's what i do i. We're i was watching a thing. You're watching you with me. I believe out you're paying attention or not but there was a there is something that said there was like a rumor that on teletubbies the the baby in the sign. If you're not familiar with teletubbies kids show and there is like a baby's face in the sun and it was just staring giggle. And look kinda creepy. But it's kinda cute well. The rumor was that the baby grew up to be a woman and the woman did porn right. Well at least some people thought that right but it turned out not to be true. But how ever ever ever one of the teletubbies. By the name of po- are you him. Are you like dachshund. Puerto guy did. This is how this is like over twenty years ago okay. I'm not saying his real name. Fuzzy go wrong on. He's the only one that got the non energetic introduction like it was always this guy that ga tipsy who something like that wasn't it was something like that. I totally could be i. Could i could see that happening. Well after my time although my kids not really. I don't think their mother was down with the craziness of the teletubbies. Now you know. I would have been okay with it. But i'm not sure. They with like tell televisions on their stomachs will anyway voted for all right. Go porn podium porn. kinda ford. He was it was hard core. Born harker pearn here. Her necker her like full out the and i wonder if he did it in the suit though the post suit in the post post nude probably not. I would imagine that probably would have got him in trouble. I like to thank you did well. That's probably why he wanted to do like. I was so dirty fucking while. I'm wearing the costume. Anybody are we talking straight bisexual. As far as i saw was straight rate but it could you know could span. It could go a lot deeper. That i look. I mean this is something that you put your eyeballs on some po- porn. Have you have you laid eyeballs on it or you're just you're going by some. I'm going i'm going by reading all right so now i know i did not. I mean i could be completely wrong with red. Could be totally destroying poe's reputation. Whatever you're bound to find some fucking fan fiction or whatever of teletubby fucking and then will they do. They do say that if it's like people have the tendency to like like other people to be into what they're into you know like so we've done for and so definitely did horn. Sure right row. Thirty five definitely did right. Everybody has sued but the sun girl the sun girl baby not the son baby son baby has not done point that we know of sheds exa. She has a kid. We don't know how many porn videos are with people wearing hoods and shit. No kidding right there. I could find at my fingertips at least a thousand different. It's different warns that they could be her but we don't know we don't know could be. We're not sure that's undetermined really mascot. Fucking dot com exist. I'm sure i bet you. It is look it up right now. Mascot fucking dot com. I bet you you're gonna find something it's gonna pop up and your line up myrtos or it's going to say like oh. This web address has expired. Okay but another thing though is why you're looking that up is dot com. No okay well. I don't know whenever. I'm just saying you could look it up. And you're bound are even google it down to find something you know Mascot fucking god. I could be atrociously spelling too so i don't really know whenever everybody will buy that domain name of of why would you.

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Why not okay. Someone's bound to be like. Hey yeah damn it. I really want i. There's a lot of. There's a lot of porn genre that our mascot fucking sex videos all over the place say you're bound to find something like that out there. I mean it's probably under a different name. But i mean if your hair mask i mean you don't have to put mascot fucking there at all. No neil you out there. That's a human anything you want their. Put a reagan of the sun. Baby and po. Oh okay hopefully as the adult night as the baby. I don't know whatever images. I find out lines but Along those lines though the the red power ranger from the original. I power ranger tv. Show with you to gay porn really. So there's lots of the power rangers people on on the mascot children chill say rangers not really a mascot and obviously mascot. Because it's a costume ranger. I forgot we switched power ranger there. Yeah the mighty morphin power rangers like every every guy that i knew. They always wanted to bang the pink. Wine really yeah. What about the one and isn't it. I think it's a little weird. Don't conspiracy the that the asian yellow and really you know in my mind that was but it was an asian show though originally wasn't it. Yeah so whatever. I'm i mean. I just assumed that there was actual porn involved in them getting the parts. But i figured that's how they got there for whatever reason in my head. I figured the power rangers definitely had a casting couch situation and it was most likely feld god. There's no way that didn't happen of more to luck. How fast can you put your shield down you know. How else did they get their roles. And and afterwards check it out they You know two out of four or five on the power rangers. Why don't no no. This is across two different john. Right here we're talking. Teletubby power ager. That's like a five five five percent hit rate on the on the two of them there. Wow i'm saying there's more there's more to this story. There's got to be like some government documents we could get her sounds like differs at it. Had it had to have happened. Let's go to my favorite segment standby standing by. It might not be the porn. You would think it's time on again for four all right so my porn pick of the week. What has been kind of turned me on lately has been kind of like gay metros sexual kind of feminine asian guys okay. I'm trying to put them out on picture together. Here like bts beauty us that kind of get that yeah okay. Like boy baby poppy. That's actually pretty funny but not exactly not they don't. I don't really well dan. I was trying to give you like that. Look right right right. The good news about this is. There's like i'm not even slightly disturbed at all nor would i ever be threatened by bt 's member you know. I didn't think that you would well. That's what i'm saying. It's that's that's how you always measure like exactly who somebody's talking about. You know what i mean like like. It's kind of cute you know. It's kind of cute. Really low sensitive the sensitive one or what. What kind of attitude did he have here. No it's just like you know you're going to love Eci anime i. I'm saying like Just like i it. It cracks me out that the different personalities like you're going to be the bad boys they feel like you're always the romantic flirty one. he's sign. everybody knows designed. I think i'm pretty sure it's kind of like wrestling. They not gig is they. Just don't care okay anyway. What what kind of attitude are we talking here like like. Which one would it be closest to. I don't know. I guess kind of like in your mind. They act some someway or another. You know what. I mean like show. Okay like here's a scenario scenario shy and kinda shy but two friends together. They've been friends for a long time and then they're kindly hanging out somewhere or they're like in one of their bedrooms or whatever and then all of a sudden they just make out right so maybe we shouldn't do.

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This genre of anime jawi galway bali. That's right. I'm pretty sure. Why a way. Yeah yali way. Yeah that's a whole genre of fucking japanese comic books and well okay well but they don't have to be asian for that like that. Just scenario iding i. There are lots of scenarios like that though. I mean different different scenarios with like that character and a. You're you're going straight holiday we have. We've identified it exactly like the exact genre of of your Last week in arousal. And i've just been so wet lately so i i've been like extra tacky. Yeah it's been like fucking fisa theory that has oh my god. I'm surprised i haven't injured myself. You will have the stiffly at some point. We have to Of the week at some point. I'll pick out some of the Y'all way that that like connor seat hog. Va there has done. And we'll play clips. Well that way not necessarily for you but we are doing a show for other people and they can actually listen to what you're talking about. It's a thing you can pull it right up and you. I'm not but yes some other time. There's a there's a movie that's coming out. They actually have a trailer on youtube And it's called hot. Chicks blast uranus going to be out in. Let's get out soon. The low budget movie or her movie easy girl. These these are these are these are women who Who go to space. They've flashed your anna's okay. I so there's there's a lot of chick fights and gratuitous nudity in a lotta boobs lot boobs coming to theaters near you. Why don't the website near you website. Blu ray right near you. We'll let you know that. Sorry i'll have the link omnia on the show page. Survey data radio dot com. That's just type in the episode number right there in the search far being main boom and also i always posted on facebook and on twitter shirt. You're better your best. Go on twitter. Okay somebody posted. This and i thought it was kind of funny it says woman gets a vibrator it seems a bit naughty fun when a man orders two hundred forty volt fuck master pro five thousand blow up latex with six speed pulsating pussy elasticized anus with drew with non-drip seeming collecting trae together with the optional built in realistic orgasms. Scream with option of moaner or partner or panter in a seven point. One sound system. He's called a pervert. That is oddly. Specific i mean. That's very specific and i'd take it's an actual thing too that's an actual in actual rating. I you know because diversity who has that specific model of thing you know. I mean you're getting way into something using that kind of pervent out. Isn't that the whole definition of it. Am i wrong. Not that anything's wrong. With it is what. I'm saying like you have to look pass. The pervy word and just embrace your purview. Nece i personally. If i was a dude i would. I be all into toys. Yes stroke my dig sucking do whatever i really don't takes batteries about to do manually or you know i just sit back and have some machine cranking on my dog but i mean i but i don't know if i would be scared that it would like go haywire. Rip my dick off. You know what i mean. Oh i'm with you totally how you would think like. That's kind of the first in the you. Go to be like deal fucking. Well you know one of those things trusting some engineer to my cock inside like i've been condition that machine to have moving parts can be dangerous to digits. Shit you know you. Don't stick fingers and things are moving parts. and why on earth. If i wouldn't stick my finger in something why would i like might but i just gotta check it out.

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I'm not blindly. Sticking eight even glory hole on that sticking blindly sticking my dick in one of those either. How much i've seen way way too much. It's all fun and games a hole in the front of house paint right now. Sorry it's to be an analog kind of an item for me to like just jump in like a like a silicone sleeve. Something like it's not intimidating. I don't care there's nothing in there that's gonna hurt me. I can tear the part if i need to. I couldn't find. I know right right let alone let alone like dsm couple guy. That's pierce from hina hill and cages. Themselv- i watched the video at one point of him installing that thing and changing different cages. And it. I don't know what does i don't know. Wow it's it's it's it's a complex like in somebody all of that jewelry. Oh yeah you heard to no no no there. They either had a customer. I'm pretty sure they had a custom made But there's maybe you're maybe mr slaves there as a metal worker. Maybe maybe knows how to build that shit well over over in the uk though they have. They have really cool veteran shops. Like you've got one more creative and fun things you can eat. I mean from the websites alone that i've gone through and it's like yep you're in the uk korea. I mean that's that's the home of medieval torture eight there. You know the dark ages in england you always think of some basement beserk style. Oh yeah yeah dude. With all of his tendons cut off okay on that note of rule thirty four and when we come back we're going to have a brand new this man and other stuff so stick around yum yum. It's time for a tasty andris thinks neck. There's this woman how to make money. And she made more than twenty five fucking case telling her farts bottle yard fucking captured half and she and she also. She didn't in a microphone like he would shoot either bottle it or she would just sit there and you'd watch her and she would far into microphone like she put the megaphone up to her all and she's wearing She's like you'll pants let rip. I mean i wonder if anybody out there would be interested in katie Recorded insults you as an nfc you would be the only person With this katie fart. We'll make that up to you. I'll make you a little a little a nation with it to lulu animation that you can put on a pad right and play the sound over and over again. Like one of those eight bit pads wang's radios and you just i'll make a little A little gif animation. I said give. And i fucking hate myself for saying it but i'm tired of fighting you dump fox you would call it. Haji g g we all know that anyway What of those frames at play. Those right i'll make all omega a little gift for it and it'll play the sound over and over again of the katie and we'll offer up as you'll be the one that has it and will have to record it in the morning because that's the best one recorded just about any time of the day i really. It could be just anytime yeah good. I'm glad you're ready right. I will be ready. It out get a close. Okay reckless a stephen fucking glass know on the show and look back to the case. World rose eighty four studios. Kiki katie radio dot com and radio cast. You'd get me on the twitter at kinky katya radio radio dot com and your Google give me on youtube. See you did it again. A perfectly acceptable. of course. it has room. No it is on church road. Sure to oh my goodness everybody. Good stuff oh well if you if you're feeling extra saucy and you're fan of Thing gone he came to mind when when i saw this. And when you're kinky and you're in louisiana okay. i mean you like that. That mullet bowl cut You know maybe a half retarded luck seems real sweet though. Yeah no he does. I mean most most of the people that are like that are very sweet people. He's got a funny looks.

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Said he just does a so. do i like. it's definitely pot calling kettle. black is what i'm saying. I'm no different. However however we definitely have type i can. I can connect all of the dots. Now i don't think so definitely a hundred percent and you know it you know that there are people that meet me for the first time ago. Wow what is going on with that. You know for sure whenever but it's okay. Well getting back to the louisiana king. There's a there's a toy you can buy a called the by you bottom bottom and for forty nine dollars you can get yourself a surgical steel but plugged but on the end of. It is a gator head with the mouth open. Gotta gator head. Stick it out of your house. Gator head sticking out of your. I kinda like it you kind of like it kind of i don't want to wear it but i i like it as an item. Don't tell me you don't like it as an. I mean how florida is that. How florida yeah. no saying. That is pretty. Florida really seems like something i would own. Nothing says florida. Like a gator coming out of your ads. Really i self identify with decatur plug. I it can make one for you. I i mean. I see that gator like that is something that i would have if i made up plugs and if you probably the right way it makes a noise of a baby gator. Oh do you guys ever hear that. Get the fuck away. Because was not too far away. She will wreck your as maybe could be possibly not sure so. Recently that just came out is elvira. Cassandra peterson last week. Yes birthdays last week. She just came out as as gay really yes. She's been in a nineteen year relationship with a woman. Oh good for elvira for coming facing her reality to the rest of the world. But it's like jesus. Christ why did you keep it the. Why didn't you share it and to the girlfriend. Because i mean i. How the hell could she keep secret for solo goal rhythm. She was around deep into the nineteen hundred. So i mean yeah. She was in the seventy yard. In the one thousand nine hundred seventies. There was not as favorable of view of for lesbians. Either right right but she. She was married before i married before. But maybe maybe has liked women all along. Who knows yeah. No that's true. And and she was. She was raised in a time where she could catch. Especially if you're in the entertainment industry. How many lesbian superstars where there in the seventies and eighties true not. It's you know redel delmyra. Everybody knows her but she was like a superstar but everybody definitely knows how lyra no. Yeah right yeah. She's she's iconic. I would say. I would say if you don't know what are you doing for like. How are you living your life or you've never even heard of this person. Oh my god oh guess what. She done thousands in the last ten years. I don't know probably same stuff. She's always done i now. But we're watching we're watching Pay money webby on twitch and he was talking to you pleasure chat and he didn't know the answer in the shower like who the falker they are. I forget what it was like. Oh my god you guys don't know like it's just. It was blowing my mind out pisses me out of here. Remember what it was. It's a hard story to tell when the punchline is whatever fuck you let's go to your favorite segment standing by boobs in and on the news. It's time once again for shit. Banned coming up in twenty twenty two. It is the most beautiful breasts awards. Yeah twenty two twenty twenty two. That is coming up soon. Too far away. It is going to be in australia. Okay but i will keep you and we'll keep you abreast gonna let people out of their houses in two thousand twenty two in australia. Apparently they are because it is set up and ready to go and you can also vote for your miss nude. You can do vote for your favorite showgirl. And there's there's plenty of hot chocolates that you can check out agnes.

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Lally tops is one of the women she was also one of our artists man segments sway back anyway but definitely you wanna you want to check that out tons and tons and tons of big. There's most beautiful but most beautiful brass biggest breasts so you got a lot of titties. Td's hit hit man. Those oh my god. My goodness gracious eyeballs exploded yet. They're they're close good. There's this dude he He beat his wife right over an explicit video. Call like a face to face. He said he claimed that she facetime him on her phone. Whatever while she was screwing some dude she totally did the unwilling cuckold facetime action. Hi honey like did you deliver like which she just because they stuck to her asked you. Because i mean there there fucking. I'm what i'm saying. Did she mean like it on pervez their relationship and now he's just trying to go do something else and he's using it to get out of paying alimony now. No no no no. Apparently it wasn't even her somebody. it was accidental. It wasn't her. It was somebody else right but for some reason he thought it was his wife because it looked like or whatever. And i'm thinking well if it called in. I wouldn't wife under your wife's name or whatever you know number. How much did he sell that. Tape for Who knows or eve- even saved it but he beat the fuck out of her when she came home. Wow yeah and that's the excuse that he used. He's like yeah. There's really video call. Excuse yeah okay well right. I think it's pretty fucked. It's pretty aggressive. You think maybe that's saying no we don't know it is. Maybe they live consensually dotty consensual relationship. And i don't know. I you know i'm trying to think the best of everybody. I'm trying to think positive. I mean did are they still do. We don't know we don't have any kind of a relationship. Update here like has anybody filed any charges now. Wow shots were right. There was a excuse me. There's a businessman named mr de right. And he spends roughly around two hundred bucks a month on dirty socks. But he's like it's normal fifty dollars a week. I guess so black. That's what is looked like well. Yeah he's thirty three years old and he's like no. I'm just a normal guide. There's nothing cd about it. So then why do you. Why do you want unwashed shocks. Like dirty sucks. I mean did not cd but it's definitely a fetish right. I mean her. I'm trying to look up with the going rate for turkey sox's well. He says that he usually usually buys a socks in bundles. These muses pay pal to do it is like four or five individual socks for forty bucks or video of the feet for thirty bucks. I mean there's there's like toe socks even here. A toe socks oser coal sixty bucks for a pair of us toe socks. I have a pair of those red white straight like santa christmas windows three month subscription for dirty socks for one hundred sixty nine. You could sign up for like a feet old socks. High world socks. It's the newest box for pervy. People what you're going to get is you're going to get one of dirty stinky socks now. What we're gonna do is we're going to have different styles of socks week to week the first week you're gonna get straight pantyhose. That's right sheer pantyhose. And the next week jim zog. That's right all heavily worn at least three day. Us per pair my god. That's what i wore all week. That would be kind of funny though the monthly description toe socks are pretty cool. Could you some right dell. they look comfortable. They're actually not that bad there. Little weird when. I put them on their fine home share. It looks like your toes. It'd be super cozy inside of those. Well they make they make They make addict cozy like that.

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Like the toe socks. Okay see. we're going back to putting my take inside of things. I don't you know it leaving it there in a sheaf. Yeah what's wrong with that okay. How's it how's it staying on. Is it like elastic. what's happening here. No ties with like a put. Hi okay it's high. Sure what it is out like. Okay fuck picture. Manner banana And you have always been with you room. And it's like a sock put over the banana except dick. The stock is the sheath and that will and. Then there's there's like like in a hoodie like a drawstring you just tight little bo. how many times have you gotten. Yoke by the neck by your drought drawstring. As you're walking by something and catching it's happened to yet. Your head is there's no actual vertebrae in my cock. You realize this a string just grabs on something like maybe when your wife is chasing you around butthole right. Yeah maybe you flip right over do way too fast. Because you're a terrified. I'm just saying. I think he'd because when i yeah sure okay. I don't know. I kind of like my regular house. Pant you know. Do you want me to stitch them for you. Judy meeting stitch. What no i don't i can. I can roll. It doesn't have to be this house at a just any general house pat. If i'm at home house paint is nice. There's a guy says. Small penis defense results in manslaughter conviction but yeah okay. Say that again i. I was still looking at toe socks. I don't know what i was doing their away. This guy fucking attacked another guy. This guy ended up stabbing him and said it's because i have a little dick. That's why i did it. I tell you what i told you. Five times frank. Your tickets to god damn big. If you waves up fucking thing near me one more goddamn time. I was going to stab you with his fucking stab. You way to jam. Big frank more than fifty times. That's what always happens in like the rage rage events that you know the suv. People always say that your murder. I've learned from hanging out with you and watching television. How the crimes of passion. Now i wonder if the big dick dude was banging mini pain. Maybe maybe there was a sexual thing going on. I don't think. I don't think that was the case. Can we can we. Can we just roll with that. There was a thing going on. And here's a lover's quarrel that's right. He always envied the other guys cock because it was way too beg. Dick doesn't satisfy me. You need to just you know. Just be satisfied with the cocktail. You have buddy. That's right just take it easy bad why you murdering fray yet at high stake tickets gone now because you yeah. You're you're fucking your daddy. We're wearing a sheath either. Never going to be used again. That's right that's new. Well i'm i don't know if you're going to prison which you definitely are might get. You're getting you might see a lot of bigger dick's like you might dream of the day where you could just look at frank steak. You got horse cox in your face. All the time probably do sloppy around a little bit right. We'll go fish whack right. Get thumped with a doggy cock. I'm sure they're like completely sanitary in the prison system. I'm sure probably super clean deck Oh it's clean. What are you doing what are you talking about. Just figured about folds in crevices with. Yeah no i mean some dudes are going to be okay and other. Jews are just gonna be hell. Yeah gotta happen. 'cause they're also like i'm gonna be foul because i'm here and i don't want anyone fucking touch. He's i'm just gonna let me foul and that's just fucking gross. But i get it. You're gonna leave brown security guard at the entrance to valhalla down there. How gross with you have to do is just never wiped. I've heard that before. It's like a strategy. Some people employ in prison. I've i don't know where i've heard this before. But i've heard ooh just completely go. You know in a non sanitary mode south border. That's fucking disgusting. Nobody wants to stick a decade. Do you know there's so only similar. Like i don't fucking care really gonna do like it washes off but are you like filtering out half of the population of people that might a force you to fuck you up the ass.

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Maybe you're filtering amount to just a very select few that are really in dirty ass. And then you've got the guy that's in dirty ass tried to fuck you. I don't know i would just whatever you know. Whatever you know well relax. Just get past the second seal and you'll be fine if you don't have a choice. What are you gonna do ask. Selene bring do try to shake people. That's like circular firing rage. That sometimes you just gotta take what i'm telling you if you take away anything from the show tonight she gotta take take the deck. Well i mean you can struggle. I've seen american history x. I know how this happens. My god what are you talking about. That's a good example of a movie in modern times where you know. The guy was a tough guy but like he had no problem fighting however when it came down to a group of dudes trying to bang into pooper you know he got back to the buber. Hoover is that's what i'm saying. Sometimes she just got up relaxed little. Gosh this is a complete brownhole. What i didn't invent it. Why no you didn't event it but that's just a oh it's just gross. There's people that are into that. I know there's people that are into it. But i mean if you're doing it how it doesn't mean you have to be into. I know yeah. I don't have to like sign a perfectly fine with olives existing. I don't care that you enjoy that really. I'm not doing it. And i don't want to know negatives you just walk around stinking and having gross mud but like all tail and just walk. It'd be hard. Yea would not only that but whoever halls that's the problem is at some point if you're living in a room with a dude who's doing that you're going to get pretty agro. I'm thinking psychologically that might work on you. A dude who is so obsessed with not getting fucked up the ass that he doesn't do anything of hygiene at all and just. Let's build up like a patina like he would smell so bad at some point you're gonna have to like you're gonna have to do something about it. You know what i'm saying. I know exactly what you're saying to snap. You're in a confined space. it could. it could happen. I i don't plan on going to jail at any point in my life. So i'm not going to have to worry about that. I don't think it works to say for ladies. I've seen the orange is the new black doesn't work that way at all. Whatever you're doing okay. So if you got if you guys are looking for Porn parodies coming up. This halloween in october season. I have got some halloween porn. Parodies for you to check out we have the shaft which is based on the craft about shaft such your mouth and so we have the human sex appeared. i sequence. and that's definitely human centipede. They can just play human centipede by. Apparently it's this is different. I think it's it's like ask ask the mouth but that's how it was a hurt your paren- twist on your bird. Birds high lack my purred care. We've halloween triple x. that This eight years ago. I was hearing attack on titan. Though her people like what the fuck is wrong with you guys look it up and jesus christ. This ain't the ghostbusters. So i wonder if it's the female version or fits the dude version. Female version didn't go over so well if they all gang slammer. Oh well slammer. Is like a midget dressed up okay. Now we're talking. We're talking about Halloween porn parody. I could get behind or in front of never stand in front of that. Negative why the the msci co flying. Yeah i've ever seen ghostbusters. Yeah every time survivors around. Somebody ends up in a puddle of gu. No i'm not doing it. I mean unless.

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I'm involved in the whole process here like blake three heads of acid and and and just rolling around. Okay fine bringing the midget the acid was starting to take control but just just on a normal basis. I'm gonna wanna stay like on just on the film crew right off just a dude holding the microphone. I'm standing back. Yeah slammers a girl. And she's this is okay all of that all of that. Yeah and she puts in a clear bomb grief. If i'm not involved directly. I don't want to have anything to do with the fluids that are flying around. I'm okay. I could step back behind little plexiglas barrier. They have those every place you shop now. So scarred right w i could have one for my mic holding. 'cause fucked at and you parka. I don't want to wear the little teaches. No offense a little dude. i mean. i'm sure you're just as fine. I'm drawing the line. Like if i'm not involved in extraction of said jr is i don't want to be hit by it. Who says you can't be involved the extraction. That's what i'm saying. If i was involved i'd be okay. But if i'm holding a microphone or chant put me coach. That's right now bets. Drowsy grocery store. And that's kind of a creepy maneuver what it is joining a group of people. A i mean this is fun taking off the camera we've been we've been places where people just jump into the middle and it's it's bizarre. Yes yeah yeah. No i try not to do that successful but i tried to do that. It's kind of like who the fuck is that. Like you turn around. And you're like i feel a hands not sit. Where did you come from. This is not cool. Not cool go way back back back back to jesus christ and now now we're older now no time we were younger and sometimes you go to like a swingers club and you would get like mauled. I mean it would have it would be on day would think jay would they would just come like we need to suck your essence. -sulting stay allies. Something it would it would get it. We get wild quick. Yeah when very quick they. Oh hi i know you guys. They're in their early thirties. And their frisky. what's up. We've been age just long enough. That's here. We've marinated long enough for the pineapple. We know how to do several party tricks and javadi school in the mountains of northern japan. We are raised by the locals there. That's how you're on with our hands arms behind us we do. You've never seen us run. But that's exactly how we run just as we do it. Never seen us on and you won't either because it happened so quickly you'll see like a blur flash and that was one of us and take off. We like to jump for roof tyler tyler. Right so we get around so anytime we we. We're at one of those places they would kind of sense. That and just vaulters would say that i say that however we totally instigated it we would everywhere we kinda set up and put up a giant flag of. We're gonna fuck right here. Does anybody wanna joy because all star now we we would just be reckless and just be fucking around and that just kind of start to gravitate and watch and then talk to us when we take a break drank and stuff like that and then just like all of a sudden. I went to the bathroom or something. Come back and then you guys are all like buddy buddy is like no what am i doing like. What do i happen to do. What did he. What did he agree to. What's going on. what are you talking about. I'm teasing artery. We're here discussion here. What are why. Don't you go over there while finish. Finish your cocktail and lady talk over there over there with the other party favors. No but i definitely would Because i in situations like that the they would always send the female over.

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That was always. The the scouting team was always the female of any group of people. Yeah sometimes they would have multiple females. We come over and they will. Sometimes they're men just wanted to be in close proximity to whatever was going on. Yeah they offer like like is like right there in the radius. Yes i want to be close to smell the heat coming off of your right. Well you guys are fucking around right here though been great. I don't know it happens. I someone once. Walk up. And then i was wearing a skirt and after we were kinda really getting into it and he just he just walked right up like doug a couple of fingers like right on the crotch of my panties and he's like news hot. Get go off walking. What kind of laces we went to kids. What's well it wasn't the one thousand nine hundred it was after the nineteen hundreds it was it was in that it was in the mid to lead the mid to late arts. All right. we're we're getting out here tonight. We're going yes we are. I am. I also i wanted. I wanted to make sure. 'cause i do i haven't upgraded camera so i can get the eyeball explosion and really much better. Gto than i could before. It's so much better detail. I'm losing at i'm dying go right okay no eyeball explosion contrived and i tried. You didn't pose negative. I wanna shoot that in camera going to be live in camera. God everybody. I hope you have a great rest of your day. We shift months. Whatever it is. You're doing right now. Do you have anything for me. I check my social media for shit. And i go. I'm exhausted and choson advice. Talk i love you. All guys are awesome. Thank you for listening going. I like tacos and buddy does.