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I'll make a little gift for it and it'll play the sound over and over again of the katie fart and we'll offer it up as an nfc you'll be on there. Has it to record it in the morning. 'cause that's the best one record just about any time of the day. The weekend has landed. all the exists. Now is clubs drugs. Popes and pies of got four hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steamer on my head like a screaming cattle. I'm going to cut shit to strangers all night. I'm going to lose the plot on that dance floor. The free radicals inside me. A free came on tonight. I'm jay on three popper. I'm going to never neverland my chosen family man. We're gonna get more spiced out strong happen tonight. This could be the best my life from seventy three quick buck. Burn coming up the lucky and now live from ruled thirty-four studio. I bring you a girl that reminds you. Bananas are not sex toys no matter how you are here she s your host the one the only can katie low. Hello welcome to the show. This is katie's role number three seventy six katie and with me as ours is my i ever patient my loving co host with the most my favorite flesh covered front going mr s e okay. Hey rate what. I'm sure We are coming to you. Live from route thirty four studios can be katie. Radio dot com and radio cast dot. Now i think we have a fun show for you tonight. And if you're if you're watching this on youtube you see that there's there's been some changes there's There's a better camera quality. We got going on right now. We've got New lighting and it's working out. I like it. I like it too much more comfortable environment to show and i tell you that much. It is it really. It feels more cosy. yes it does. It's not lower lighting. Really awful fucking like medical light. It was just it was it was anyway new and improved pleasure. That's right well. I think we've got a fun show for you guys tonight. We have a new tits. Got a new porn. Pick esque sort of understand you will. We'll see you understand. Kate me you'll be fine. Okay i do want to say Happy birthday to Cassandra oh i just had a fucking bream. Peterson elvira right. She had she just turned seventy. Looks fucking fantastic. My god share. That's crazy yeah seventy years old. Yeah that's not so that gets kind of appropriate that that next weekend Before the show. I'm gonna be doing a photo shoot and i'm well d- elvira ask yes. I'm the oldest. One elder of the brute force for sure you have you have a you could do an ally look for sure i can. I can i can. I can put like pop. The pops up. I think it'll work out for you. I think so too. I work well. And i think you're gonna like my hair right. They keep giving me should. I don't know why weird alternate hairstyle use. The original elvira locally has a very specific hairstyle. I'm going to throw it on after after the show so you can see what it looks like okay. Shirts up cheered. Looks looks good. I'm sure you're fine. You're fine. I hate when you do that. Okay do you. Then be insane. Will you could do like like half of a a cause play their. You know half elvira costume. You're almost there no. I'm not doing like elvira. It's kinda just like you know black dress. Big hair tits out. But i'm going more darker. Okay sure sure. Go your own direction like an updated. Elmira i guess is what you're saying i don't know right i guess maybe your own your own way on it. Yes i'm putting my own flavor to it or jerem path. That's right that's right. I have to say that my new favorite term that The you'd said in the in the pre show is perv herder converter. her. I fucking love it. I felt like a perjury for longtime really. Yeah yeah we. We heard purves josh. Except they liked the cattle prods. Say they didn't like it. But you know and you know whatever.

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Hey so i'm really jazzed. We came up with idea. Our ten year wedding anniversary is coming up and we came up with an idea on what we wanted to do. Either be perfect on how we are some really fucking excited about it as c. Is going to pick a tattoo for me. An hour to pick a tattoo for him. And we're going to have our guy do it and we're not gonna know what each other what we were not allowed to look at it. See it nothing until we're both done. And then we get to like right right. I mean at least you'll get the dick's that i want you to get you know. Yeah as opposed to just a random tattooed on you. I mean you'll have this specific correct. Dick oh and trust me. I have so many reference pictures for the come. That's going to be all over you. Okay well you know. I've always wanted a blackout tattoo. So you know. I'm kind of liking that aesthetic anyway. So you do what you need to do. Hey don't forget. I could do that too and white looks pretty over black people. You'll love blackout. That'd be great for you. Love you love setting for that one. As long as he puts on that dummy shit that he did the for the last one. Okay oh my god. That's stuff is amazing. As as you know. Because i felt i felt really creeped up really creeped out and very scared. Because i couldn't feel anything. And i'm like i suppose not filing this. I should be feeling that. I'm not normally. I'm in a panic by now. But i feel oddly at common piece my heart rate has slowed down significantly. I stopped twang. Yeah i don't know. Sure i didn't he he raided on me once and i didn't i didn't realize he sprayed it on me like it. I i was already so tough. I don't know how tough it was already to the point where everything was just inflamed in angry so once a like once it gets to a certain point. You know it's there. It's already there and it's a kind of i don't know what happens because it's not. It doesn't increase in pain. You like had the same pain level and it just doesn't go away like you hit it in once. I don't know. I don't know what happened but i couldn't tell wealth i definitely then i thought i could tell but i wasn't sure if i could tell if that makes sense just you know i your head. I think it might have been. I'm not sure could've been update. I'm broken if you're not broken right. You're not broken right if you are in. If you're listening. Live miami right now is fucking exotic kaz in miami with all the after parties and shit going on tonight. Exotic friday is like a giant port convention. It's yeah convention at. It was friday last night. Friday was ladies night tonight and then tomorrow too. Yeah so if you do if you want to go down there a lot of blood. Porn stars are in town. There's a lot there's going to be a lot of fluid flying for sure fluid lying. I mean we we've been. I think we went like two or three different times to way more than once. I forget how many times yeah it's a. It's a good time. So if you're around there i would suggest going really. Yeah that was. That was the first time. That i met ron jeremy. I i don't know if there's going to be an everybody's been all pent up for a little while now so it's going to be balls to the wall. I would imagine if i were to guess it because you know it's miami and they really don't give a fuck about any sort of passing anything along at all. Now they're going at it. They just my gosh. All the hookers and porn star. It's going to miami miami. Yeah i don't know. Would you guys should have fun aiming come down there. There's a i kinda for if you'd like to decorate your poo soi there's a the jazz alling is kind of getting back into fashion. Okay if you don't know is you know basically dazzling your puss putting schwab ski crystals on it. Yeah something like that. And there's there's salons that will do it for you sit there and they wax your cooter and then they can stable gun to you. Glue gun that's the upgraded package. Is the glue gun really stable. It right on. It's like they're like thumb tacks because they don't pull out barbed on the other side and can't yank out they'll fall out. Six to eight weeks does get rejected. Push out right right stuck with all the scars. But it'll be pretty cleanly now for jazz alling anyway rate that puss make sparkling well this.

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This is more into the temporary tattoos. That what they're doing now not the sticky gems but the way just post decoration. Yes right the one that was advertised to me which. I thought it was hilarious. It's a common side me. Go gold right like oh okay. Good say get like mom's house pies cream pie. Is it being painted on like Anti long walla. No god damn it. The fucking decorative hannah there you go. Yeah that's what i was thinking. Very close you know. Tentacles on the brain. What can i say anyway. So are they like hand painting or they t- taken like temporary tattoos stencils now airbrushing. Now they this is just The one that i saw that it was selling was actually like a store. Where you at home yourself or your body do like. Hey come over with his on ticker on my plus. It's the one where you're like not like it. But i mean he pulled the tape off whatever. Stick it in the back transferred fig temporary tattoo. Yeah very attitude stencil right. I tell you we're letting an artist free on your on your Kuch nude good okay. There's someone that does like art they'd be like. Hey can you can you my snatch. Yeah it's almost like the like mormon style of actually mormon would be a bad thing. 'cause they have multiple partners more like a jehovah witness style Wedding ceremony you know. You have the henna tattoos on down by the and the longer you keep it on. It's the same thing you know. Try to not bang. You know you get one you get another one. The next time ovulating. That's it three pumps. That's all you're getting buddy. Want my handed aware off. I don't have to do housework as long as this is on my coach. Don't drive it off. It took you meditate to see where i was going. I saw the look on your face. Like i don't understand i don't understand more and thing. Yeah well somebody who had not want you have sex. Only purposeful sex amish. Well that's the thing with the henna tattoos. Okay i'm gonna start this way back machine here. Do you know the point of those things that when when when lady gets married in india they paint stuff on them and as long as that is on her hands. She doesn't have to do the housework at home. Okay well that's okay. That's what you're looking at me like. What are you talking about like. That's the point of the henna. Tattooing was from indian weddings. O i thought he was just because it was pretty well that too and there's probably all kinds of other meetings where part of it is after. They get married the longer as long as that still on. They don't have to do the housework. There in the communal fucking kids families are living together. So you're like busted up with mom and launch shit. They're all fucking waiting on you hand-and-foot as long as you're the bride so you're the bride as long as you still got. So they don't wanna do shit with their fucking hands. Gotcha gotcha okay. I get it now. Dow i didn't fly. I didn't know that tidbit of info. I'm not as cultured as you are. I don't think that cultured. We'd be the word. I would use to describe me but i've heard a few things. Maybe i definitely new had heard at least that story about hannity actually. It's probably more probably more to it. Really hey sexy your Your voice double died but who nor mcdonnell. I know norm. Macdonald ted at age twenty five now i i did sad media dat was a funny dude but i just. I still don't think you sound anything like now. There was a there was a blind listener in another. He does radio shows as well. That was what he always said to me. You sound exactly like norm macdonald yet now. He was the worst blind guy ever as far as like they're supposed to have like daredevil type. Hearing is the worst blanket ever will know as far as he had no enhanced here at all. Now he didn't get the sonar none not at least as far as picking my voice out with with with really. Wow whenever okay. we've heard stevo. We've heard some data that understa- small meek man. Okay yeah one hundred twenty.

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Five i dunno. Whatever seems bizarre. Okay you what else out you know we we saw thing recently about a Kind of like a fucking like viral story from a. Longtime ago on the internet was called blow. Fly girl blow fly girl. Yeah yeah and it was about this this chick. She kept writing blogs and shit on read about how she was physically turned on by s- she struck like maggots her pussy while masturbating inside a dumpster at one point. Like i'm filthy pig. Sty such a filthy in the back of a of a greek restaurant. Chef like shrimp tails and tackles maggie. Got in there. Yeah and she kept it in there on her. Like two hour drive home and she liked to squiggling in squirming around insider. Yeah she she fucked around with a dead deer. And i'm just like a guy that is fucking foul. She she's like i just. I like the phil. I think i'm disgusting. So i'm going to be discussed. I mean a lot a lot of people that are into that sort of thing not necessarily masturbating with garbage but any kind of off putting fucking fucking king shame malt king shaming. It's just not for me. No there's no way that you could do that. That if you're into that thing whether i judge you or not. I'm not judging who you are based on wall however that is definitely not something i wanted to know. Yeah i definitely take that it it is. It's an off putting to me like no. I'm not getting turned on at all. But i kinda get i get the idea of like feeling like i'm a dirty pig. I get like. I can see where somebody could be in that head space. You know what i mean. I guess i'm not saying i could but i understand. I understand the feeling thatched big we'll because people to it and less extreme ways but it's the same thing. Yeah some people do actual hurt mud but other people do fucking septic tanks. Yes but the the not only that it could be just talked to me. Call me a slut. Comey thirty slot. Oh just call me that. It's it's on the same. You're you're starting to fork into you. Want to feel a graded less than a that. Your thing yeah. I mean so once you start doing that. That's just way out on the extreme end of that no problem will host them off. No be deal. Hey you know just hanging hanging like they do the the sex dolls you know but their arms and then you get that the pressure hose out in shoves i kinda give it a little the clean all that shit out. Well i mean we. We've told the story before we've seen people poop play in person. Yes a personal pu. Play us in a in in a they always do it in a hotel. Like a normal thing. Why did you do to your place. I don't know maybe everybody has a flushable floor drain. They wish they did water. Waterproof the whole room house that shit hose bibs everywhere can thailand up trae you can just hose it down and then flushing instead of like having one of those automatic vacuum systems that were piped in the house from the seventies. And instead of having that no you have every room can be hosed down with you know little spitz to pop out a wall compartments and shit now now thanks for all you people out there that are that are into into messy things whether it be food or something else Shit this is the best. This is the thing for you. You can do it at home you can. You can dedicate entire room to your kinky fetish. Whatever it is. You're fucking activities. Whatever and nobody has to know your business and you can. Just i read if you wanna waller around. Do whatever the fuck you ought to do that. Should all down the drain down the drain. Poof. that's right down the drain. And then it flushes when you're done. I bet i had some enlisting right now going. I mean just like i. I'm pretty sure that i like a murderer listens. Okay wow why. Why would you say that. I take all of all of the people who who listen are awesome of fun wanting to have people that honestly know who they are saying.

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They wanna murder me. I'm saying that they have murdered someone before. Okay maybe accidentally you know fetish accident. We'll say that. I sure really. I know i'm not supposed to hit you like that but chew late out so i might as well have sex with your dad body. Sorry too far it that one. Let's go to my favorite segment day by standing by. It might not be the porn. You would pink disappoint katie. What it's time once again for the bigger the week. It's kind of like around that time of the month. Where i'm not feeling particularly horny but i do have to say that kind of violent painful unwanted sex aggression. Yeah has has has kind of has peaked dead. Even people get fucked up is what you want to see. It might get ready to be angry car crash and accident like you know someone gets like stuck on something and they're just like a pussy. Just say fuck you just okay sexist punishment right like like maybe maybe set somebody up to you know shove them in a pit full of sewage or something you know but you've get to it's gotta get a little aggression out. I would think something you gotta make it twitch level. i'd like beam phone sex. You know i. It seemed like like you almost want to like order somebody to be smacked around little like you. Don't actually want to do the smacking. Maybe it'd be interesting. yeah. I probably watch relevant. I on that sure couple types and then you'd be like okay. Continue carry on jerry auden whereas my boy harder taylor. Oh no yeah. Yeah i don't know. But i mean that kind of goes into. We watched a thing today and it kind of goes along with this porn thing but kind of i will some parts or not but there's a movie called trauma break that it's it's about. It's it's really fucked up very beginning trawler to movie. It's supposed to be like another serbian folk competitor to the most disturbing film ever made right at least some people say serbian phil right right which we've talked about so many times. I know just rewind it. You'll get that story but this is supposed to be a different story that some people think as on par with it right but they're like the first scene and i didn't write this movie residues movie so don't you fucking people come to be like had and we we just watched a review of it We just watch somebody break it down right right. The in the i like seen the movie. There's a a woman it's tied up. Beat all to shit. Her pussy is mangled. This guy walks in with a fucking kid her son. Yeah which turns out to be her son and the guy who brought the the son in is the father of the sun and the husband of the woman ray and he fucking they drug the kid up right and then fucking father served jerking the kid off to get him hard so he can fuck his mother while. She's be too appalled while she's be to pulp and her pussies mangle right. God so the ways there's more there's more the fucking do there's another dude who's there and who's like pushing. The sons asked to make to get older fuck. It was a soldier if they were like government people or something like that and chilly and yeah oh my god and then the fuck drugs kick in and the kid like throws up on his on his like dick and his mother did nagel cry. He didn't need these day. He he started humping buy into and then he started getting into it after he threw up on like and then the father comes and shoots the shoots the mother right in the fucking head and the kid is still fucking kids still fucking the corpse and that was the first fucking movie i mean the i like scene in the movie right but then after that.

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It's not that bad right like that's the worst thing that happens but still it's like whoa but that was the worst thing that happened in the movie that would there was no infant infants ex. You know serbian film way. Worse things going on several way were things i mean. There was more in that movie too. So if you're into like really really fucked up twisted shit too. Yeah and if you speak spanish. I'm sure it's you're right at home. They're you know it's it's a chilean movie. I think it's a chilean film. Some people call it. I was just like oh my god. Yeah oh right. Sounds like yeah and then when the keggers up he like fox's wife and flexes way other ends up being the antagonist of the entire movie. Put it that way. Of course he is. It's all screwing right. I don't know right as long as you're trying to recreate it. I'm good enough. I know you want Terrifying weird stuff You know people beaten about. And that's the moocher and that's not really. I'm not you know it's not working for me. There's a woman in florida. She got arrested for stabbing her boyfriend in the eye when he wouldn't give her a threesome with another woman. He's like no she's like bitch out serves array really. I mean why he. I married to you so right. I mean we're not supposed to get divorced but obviously have to bang other checks. And i'd rather do you. Why are you shitting marriage this way. Well maybe she was. I don't know where you being. So so i don't know or alter that. Maybe she was a member of the clan and had a charring on her own and he just cut out one of her powerful eyeballs. What the fuck does that have to do that would be a reason to stabber in the eye to take her shiny. God she didn't. He didn't stop her. She stabbed him. Oh wow maybe he was the one would with the magic eyeball my god. How did how did he let her stabbed him in the bible. My god. she's like. I want to have a threesome with you in another girl. He was like no so she was like swing. Definitely jason. what's your problem at. The fuck do definitely deserve to get it stabbed. The i call you. Cyclops right now. You know why. Because what's your problem dick doing. I mean you're given given the rest of us Pervy people bad names doing choices for being you know. I did not say that. I said obviously i have to have sex with more than one person. I just thought it was the other way around. I mean i assume the girls the one who who took most of the damage you know because female you know guys are the ones usually beaten up. Women's what i'm telling you. Yeah but it does happen the other way too. I mean the odds are heavily in the guy used the one who stabbed the wife in the eyeball really but some chicks fucking psycho and they go outside restart pokey bogey. I've i've seen his tire. I've seen it a couple of times there. Yes i literally have. I know you have right. Nobody got stabbed in the ido. I i don't. I don't do shit like that. No could never have thank you see right rate there's as bishop he He resigned because he fell in love with the check. That was a i say. Tannock erotic novelist she chanted erotic novelist yes okay he was like oh surgeries is what i really wanna fuck this bench. She's all well ever since they'd stop them from banging the altar boys really. He's got to do something. Well do you know. Yeah i guess so bad for the yankees now played for the enemy team. Yeah yeah i can. I get i. Gotcha uh-huh baseball. Reference solid very solid reference. Right there. that was good shit. Oh my god well. I mean i. I just think that it's that it's funny because like like you said the hell of gabriel's lust for eight was the one they got him to fuck gabriel's lost what's that it's one of the books that she wrote. Oh okay and so. He's been entranced by by smut.

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Yeah right. I mean you know i. I hate to point out but can't help. I hate pointed out but if he was worn in a little bit had been broken into smut and didn't just jump in. You know without any preparation ahead of time i mean his idea of smut was like stuffy reading the bible the adam and eve and all of that. You know that that was mary. Magdalene was closest. He came to a slut story. Shoot a fourteen right so when he's when he goes into it right away he's he's going to end up and say as i mean you know you know you got to warm up once you get a little taste of it though you're like. Oh god i've been so reprised really and then you pop like a cork and all the sudden you're right barking like a dog or whatever they're yeah doing doing demon rituals like yeah. You're going to get really good at drawing pentagram on the floor and salt goat-head tattooed on his chest rate and the ironic thing is. You're going to have to stop banging kids which is really weird because you would normally think satanism you know finance that. Well you know that would be hell for the bishop to have to stop banging them so. Yeah but you know. Eagles gonna want him like pinhead torture them. You can't ban kids now like his punishment. All right oh father. For instance no you can't i know. Let's go to an episode rule thirty four when we come back gipps back right. Rat better wake up is territory town rate. You'll see yum yum. It's time for a tasty and refreshing snack lavar wealth When i saw the horse on the On the shores is one day. I'm gonna fuck that and that's when you get unicorn so dr will is when an our wall. There's a horse like horses swimming. He's running away. You know how. I imagine it though maginness. You're you're in the arctic ray. You're on a little ice. Floats their floating by. There's a polar bear chasing horse escape from the annual at down the road right. He was just hanging out and he. He escaped during the winter storm right. And he's running past the polar bear so the polar bear is. He's gonna need that. Horse gives doors go. Bear obviously right. Because he's right so the horses running away from the polar bear so the horse is jumping the from iceberg the iceberg like running away in the flood at the bare but seabiscuit could swim remember. This horses swam really well. So the horses swimming away from the parents of really fast norwalk comes out of nowhere. Takes out saves the horses life and the horse immediately falls in love with the wall and for him or her. I don't know which one the boy and the girl is. But whichever way it is it could be either way in this story. I think you know whatever you like like the nar which the female and the horse was the male. Maybe it's like a lighter like if it's one way or the other you end up with a a c animal or you end up with an arwa without a horn and legs. That can't walk or horses horn like and run around and shit but cannot swim blow. It's love story really. It's like titanic. But better with our law and a horse running from the polar bear. Oh no all with the show and welcome back. You can katie's world Role thirty four studios caterina dot com. Remember you can start get on the twitter later at keeping. Katie radio can be gatorade dot com dot com google. Because you came in hot. Jesus sorry your rate i even gave you like a mellow mellow v to come into this time. You know what i mean. This was a mellow mellow bell. I been like a fucking sour person grumpy all day today. So now i'm not i'm i'm all i'll other them. Something you work rafi. Don't know why we were doing stuff that you like. Typically like to go to write adulting boxes right right. You had pounds of meat. Barbecue is good. A- tasty doesn't like pilot of req- on a saturday you know.

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Yeah it's the way to go for sure to say so. Everyone's just like whoa. What do you mean. Everybody cares about barbecue doing well. Okay there's this guy who dresses in it against suit gale. And he he goes around. This one town was on village. Right bugging like peeping. Toms like stairs and people's win. Total rubber man fucking everything we told you we know. You're the one in that day. Amass stop looking. And everybody's windows. You goddamn crepe like fuck us back. Imagine though if you're not used to it in that's pretty sad to say you'd be used to but all of a sudden you're doing some you look over to heart like staring at you in the window. You see this fucking mask. I think it'd be quite startling especially to apple honestly. I don't think it's a problem at all Mostly because the the environment we live in now he's just being safe. He is keeping himself contaminant. Free away from you. You cannot catch. He has because he has zipped himself a mylar bag. And he's just he's he's He's doing what community safety patrol. You're all right right right and making sure you don't have any strange moles on you at all because those could turn into cancer cancer already. You don't know he's checking you out. He saving your life c. moles late. He's gotta do body checks on people all right right. Maybe it's like that one dude who wouldn't have a threesome with his wife you know. Obviously he's not looking at his wife close enough. he's definitely not looking at her close enough now. he's only got one. I look at her close enough to see a skin. Cancers you know body checks keep up. What are you doing okay. There's this woman she used. China figure out how to make money and she made more than twenty five fucking case selling her farts faren jar fun. Capped it up and she and she also she did it in a microphone like she would shoot either bottle it or she would. Just sit there. And you'd watch her and she would far into a microphone like she puts the microphone up to her hall and she's wearing She's wearing like yoga. Pants is changes. Let her rip. I mean i wonder if anybody out there would be interested in katie fart recorded insults. You as an nfc you would be the only person with this katie fight. We'll make it out of tea. I'll make you a little a little Nation with it too little animation that you can put on like a pad right and play the sound over and over again. Like one of those eight bit pads in wang's radios you know and you just make a little a little gif animation and i said give and i fucking hate myself for saying it but i'm tired of fighting you dumb fox who call at sock. Gee we all know that anyway What are those Frames that play those right. I'll make a omega a little gift for it and it'll play the sound over and over again of the katie fart and we'll offered up as an nfc. You'll be the only one that has it. You'll have to record it in the morning. Because that's when you got the best one. I could record it just about any time in the day really could be just any time yeah good. I'm glad you're ready right. Hi will be ready. I'd get you. I'll get a right up close. Okay ready to close the stephen your fucking glasses. Hey dollars off your farts. How much are you selling this far far for. Its going rate so really. It's whatever it goes for. What it's worth i mean that's all great art is that that's what it is. It's what somebody's willing to pay for it. So what is it. you're having like an auction. how structure but obviously if it's an it. There's gonna be have to be some sort of auction involved. I think right. I don't know how ya very right heavy today. Oh my god the new lighting. It's a lot darker now which is nice. I've wanted to do a dark show You know for a little bit dark show dark. Let them thank you. Katie soiled after dark well mostly. It's just more comfortable to do. Show yeah no. I have to say i really. I like it. Better write this thing. It's it's it's tabasco improvement it is. It really is out of youtube through.

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There is a guy that got off fucking pissed he went to is Into this candy shop called like kingdom of sweets rate with his daughter and they got to one section of the store which was the x-rated candy. And he fucking when ballistic locating by dr saved up all of her money so she could come by candy. This story she has to sit here and see this in like fucking like dex lollipops and a lot of dick lollipops really like edible underwear. Daddy that looked just like yours. Does it taste the same So yes she fucking titty gumy's so he he liked pitched a fit and he's like i work at a sui you you should have like you shouldn't be salination. May foul like my gosh. Just what candy. Well and not only that shape. We've talked about it before. It's one of the things that like. A high percentage of humans engage in some form of sexual activity. It's almost as universal as like a eating right. Most people are either massive pretorial. There's some form of of sexual activity going on in your life like your program to reproduce. At least for the most part some people are into it but whatever so. It's one of those things like we all have to do this. And why are you ashamed of a boob or a dick. What why why why are you. Why do you feel this way of put in my mouth. Right let's say you have to answer questions to your daughter. That's why you're mad today. You see one of those things made out of chocolate. Well you came out of a real one. Were you know you have one hunting. I got a video of where you were conceived. You want to see it is right. It's right after the video mama have in. Yeah i know you never play to the end honey but in the back there As is our love a baby. Now you don't wanna see it's the making of the prequel right it's like it's like A bonus feature on dvd which entity which. They don't have any more. So i don't really know where you get your bonus features from deleted scenes and stuff all right. Yeah there's There there is a simulation game right. It's it's you ride a roller coaster to your death. Okay okay. it's it's called euthanasia roller coaster. We've talked about the death coaster the seven loops. Ch- snap your neck at the end. This is a game though. No this isn't whoever survives wins. No no no no. It's it's what it's like to. It's a simulation of killing yourself like you're taking. You're taking a ride on the death roller coaster but are yeah like that sort of thing. Patsy how you might like it. I don't know. Vr makes you spending enough let alone two and seven loop de loops immediately. There's a. There's a really cool thing that i've seen It's it's not only vr. You're supposed to simulate flying. You're you're laying on a pad and your arms are strapped in your legs are strapped in. You've got the vr fucking thing on and there's a there's a fan blowing out you and it moves like you can move it like if you'd like till like sh- it looks really cool. Yeah no totally doing. Well you never know to some people when they put those goggles on. Just wanna go to puke in right away. A lot of people get like that dysphoric fouling. I totally i get that. I mean i totally understand that. The i that way you might hawk all over there cool. Equipments what i've said. Yeah that's probably a bad idea. Because even now if i'm like flicking really fast through the menu on if i can the streaming thing i have to kind of look down because i can't look straight at it because it makes me sick really makes me throw up going really fast. Now imagine doing that. And virtual reality and die. You wanna try it for some reason. Maybe i'll take to duct us to water. Maybe never now jump right in.

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it'd be fine. i'm just like the sparkling gray. I can feel like What's his nuts from. Never any story resigned when he watches this guy over and over again. Oh my god you're horrible now. Think about every time. I think about it ever innings story. He got to. You got to ride the luck dragon. Which looks like a cocker. Spaniel does cocker spaniel with scales. Like i forget the team song to that. For some reason other more word g. I didn't even know i didn't know that. A fucking dude saying the song really. It's actually a man and a woman. But i thought it was. It was teaching. I kinda hud was a guy singing. I don't know my eighties. Eighties are eighty something like that. I mean this is like right around abba time. Yeah they're ultra high falsetto left. And right let alone. You know the yeah. That's true right there. Apparently there's picture there's pictures going around of rick. Flair eat a box like totally chowing down. Some women's put this woman's push really. Yeah and he's like a what he was on a train to okay public so you know he's like no no let's not me and there's like yes that's totally two questions Question number one. Yes was the person who turned in the tape Named after a kitchen cleaning product a and b. was the box that he was marching That person's wife now. Okay now i think maybe he would. Have you know you'd maybe. It's like a repeating kink for the sponge cogan already so maybe maybe he could do a ric flair. I seriously doubt it okay. You don't have proof. Could totally be the sponge. Oh my god right you work for your fault. Probably courses and everything. Everything's blindfold there. There is there is this dude. He he was very unsure on If you wanted to participate in his In his new wife's family's tradition magician but he's like. We'll fuck. I'll i'll just do abi. She got all excited about it. And the like the fucking family. Got all excited about it too. Well it's kind of it's almost like Like jewish people. Like when you when you fuck and then you you bring out the the sheet that you fucked on everybody yet okay. Well it's kind of. It's very similar to that okay. But they everybody waits outside. The door listens to you fuck from outside. The door was gone. The the wife's family so everybody in her family her fucking brothers cousins mother father grandpappy. Everybody was this done in like a Off the grid style village in scandinavia somewhere now law and a lot of mushrooms now but something like that though no really now they wait at the door they all sit and they all wait while you fuck and they cheer you on. That could be cut hot. And i go go. Go could be cool. I dunno i might be in the fuck. My daughter is what. I'm saying like if obviously my family doesn't have those traditions so like the people i would care that would mortified me. You know that would matter. We're talking about just. Some random does just ran does that. I've never met before. Because i don't live in fucking slovakia or wherever this is right belarus while you know you could be like well fuck it. If you're gonna listen. Gill gave some listen to sad. Could be into it. Might be all about it lineup. Your cousins and shit. I mean we've done that to your family for redundancy boulevard. Failed is actually. Now that i think about it. We totally have. We made them all. Listen to us. Fuck right. Here is on okay. Well they really they should have you know it's like giving to reach around. You should really hooked up. I would think you know really. At least he. After the other person you know You gotta be respectable not respectable but you know do. We were never respectful. Is right right awful people exactly anyway. So it won't be having the family has a door.

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i'm not taking. That's a problem i could. I could could be gang. Should totally get into anything. And then well here's like another similarity like what happens. Is they take the sheets. When they're done right. They cut the wet spot out of the sheet. And they so it into a fucking tapestry. That's been going on for like fucking like fifty years in her fucking family. I would really want to csi crime scene investigation version of that. You know go full red wings you know do some psychedelics. Back case ah websites and roll around and get weird and give them the whole like when you're done imagine a just of you should see his face right now He's like counting down the days on the counter going. When is she bleeding again. Drawn this era hair right there. So let's go get some white gede. Who the shock factor on that one coming out with that especially after the noise you made for the last eight hours. You see what i'm saying. You see what i'm saying like. Is there a time limit to to come out. After i busted one night or like what's the what's the the the on it. Does you good small. And what is that noise we. We're making live cream. I'm really into creating cream really like it. It's tasty so good. But i like to roll around little metal things i feel i i could eat gallon. Two that we're gonna need a case of that and Twenty five gallons of heavy whipping cream. Some chocolate bars fruit definitely need fruit Fresh fruit yes. I made maybe a sushi vote beforehand now not one time so for me. Okay yeah i know you'll be. You'll be a couple of hours into that and you'll be all in the project. I'm i guess it takes five minutes after i get into the project. I'm just like i was not ready for it to be that fast. Now imagine imagine now especially your the relationship you have with some of your family members e you could just imagine them having to do it like that was part of their familial duty was to cheer you on to sit own the whole. Oh that's perfect. What are you god out do. I don't hear lorries. You gotta listen to me so uncomfortable though right. It is one hundred percent uncomfortable but once she leaned in once you leaned in. You've committed then you're just there you know for for for for the hell of it. It's like i've already done it. It's too late now. That's not my it's not my thank. You ought to you weird. Let's get weird. It's my ceremony. I didn't make this up i mean. Cw at me. You brought this to me. You did it. Here's and you said that we have to do this in order to have a successful relationship so really. I'm leaning into your customs. What i'm saying. Oh my god did you rather have that or amid summer kind of an action. Where all in a circle around you holding hands of schering your emotions and physical tramples. The muppets came out with a with an episode called sex violence today. Yes search. i have it on. I have it on youtube by posting the link they just having sex and committing violence or what was going on with the buffets was the muppet show their their regular the muppet the old one and the the the main was sex. Yeah wasn't the main theme was sex and violence. So that's this is what i'm saying is so. Was there sex violence but obviously to talk about it. You gotta have that yes. They're fucking puppets. Of course they acted out shit. So i i don't exactly i didn't i didn't miss piggy obviously tied up kermit and you know of course throat fucked violently with a giant strap on the way to go. How would you do it. Thirteen and a half inch. Smells like bacon on no foreskin no She liked the blue one. They'll know why weird who likes to blue dick.

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There's a new. There's a new play sign on facebook. That actually was invited to and it's called like really weird art right. Well there's this chick she makes cookies psychotic cookies. And there's one that says every girl escort or if you cut the right artery no problems now and it's like a white cookie with blood. Splatter like mike. Wow there's there's another chick she She was a prostitute. She's all funding on methods that flown out with the prophet here and she would hang out around this one mcdonald's and she would fucking saw harass for nuggets blake. She was caught several times doing it. I mean she could have just joy both really. I mean i like rando house and i really love nuggets. It's not hot mustard sauce. It's the most underrated sauce at mcdonald's hands down. I haven't tried. The hot mustard is laid ago. Cut on fries. Burgers can on everything she. I my tits man. Now we'll give it the next week. Whatever sorry we don't. We don't have any anybody forcing augusta to anything. I'm okay i'm okay. You're okay very mellow tonight. Oh yeah are you a mellow. That's good it's the lighting. It's very common. It's not as harsh. It really isn't sued includes title looking more at the the the the main light. That's on you and really amman bothered entirely. It's it's really. It's a lot less harsh and we'll look a lot better to anyway. I'm share the listeners. Vargo okay assholes. Okay if we're comfortable. We're comfortable but it's got to be a better show it's gotta be more comfort. Equals better show. There's a direct correlation. i think it's almost exponential to. Here's your sabari tonight. Going to say that you raped and three or four times already at a raw fuck excitement. You tried to erase them right. Then rapist I'll start to stop it god on that. That's the wrong thing. I don't like i see see when i do it on that fuzzy. When it's on the fuzzy part the text the thought is my tongue on one of those fuzzy's in it's not a pleasant feeling. Stop it don't even why am i looking at you. Feel in your fucking of looking over the wall. What am i doing. I'm gonna put a light over your shoulder that shines right my eyes i. There's no way. I want to look over there. I don't know what goes on over there. Steadier side of the fucking divider. I got you boxes. Now your stuff in so the cats don't crash down there. Anti cat boxes. You're really big on the anti pussy box pretty much. I mean you could totally henna tattoo. You're snatch though down for that a rip off to you. Now you understand the you get it or gotta go no. You're not done yet. You're not done hell. No you won't go why not. I don't know 'cause. I i don't know what i gotta do. You know how to do anything right. I look for the stuff that i gotta push. I don't know i was confused over. Get outta here for the night. So i hope everybody has a great week day month shifts trip. Whatever it is that you're doing and jimmy. Esi check out our youtube video this one particular. If you're listening to it go back to you know youtube and check out through seventy six. I think it's gonna look nice. Believe so she thinks think leave a comment six gripe but you tell us a thumbnail especially especially if you think it's it looks good then definitely tell me. I don't think it looks good. I you know it's always your son guesses tacos does.