Kinky Katie's World #364 Dick Slapped

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Do you think that the freezer would actually improve the taste of jisr. So i mean i know would think it could make it worse. Yes that's what i'm saying. How many have taken to the trout. That's a that's a yeah. How many have you next. I mean because it's like how much come have you try. It seems like a very personal question. Seems like you're being very basic on the weekend has landed. all the exists. Now club strokes pope's paw of four hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steamer on my head like a screaming cow. I'm gonna talk to strangers all night. I'm going to lose the plot on the dance floor. The free radicals inside me freaking tonight. I'm chitra volks. i'm three. I'm going to never never land with my chosen family mind. We're gonna get spiced out with neil armstrong. Tonight is my life seventy-three quitting my burn. What still up on the road and now live from ruled thirty four studio. I bring you a girl that has several dick's that are bigger than yours. One pathetic dick here she is your host the one the only can key katie's hello hello and welcome to the show. This is gay. Katie's world number three sixty fuller. I'm your host kinky katie and that with me as always is my box muncher mice cervix puncher the fabulous the one and only my absolute favorite flesh covered Toy mr see. How are you sure. Ready for the show. Okay yes so. I'm not particularly good mood this evening. So we're going to have a good time but even had that out. We'll talk about that during my porn. Pick of the week segment okay. Yeah okay yeah. I don't know how this correlates confused talion yet. We'll of course not because we just started the fucking joe alone. We don't usually talk like you'd have no idea. Even if we talked about something earlier you would have no idea until we talked about it. You have a point. Our willy nilly. I wasn't thinking about that aspect of it that even if we saw okay sure sure really see. We talked about it this morning or something that we this is. This is kind of female heavy in boobs and jeans is it is it is there is a gross product. We're gonna come out with like right out the gate just because it's fun okay. Gross product ya gonna lead with gross. Probably here i don't know. Are you done introducing things and doing your typical scuttle but there. Well i wanna say thank you to the fans and supporters of the show. I love you and thank you. And i appreciate everything that you guys do for me. Russ the show. Okay yeah sure yeah. I concur. I like i like all the whigs and such and stuff and yeah. I don't know it's very nice because it makes me feel happy. Oh my goodness gracious. Okay this is. This is something that i wanted to. I wanted come off with Right in the beginning now a lot of people know what cream pies are a lot of people are very familiar with cream pies. Not well look it up because whatever this just listen and pick it up in context. The left behind jr is in a whole of your choice. You know yeah adl high with cream coming out of as your imagination describing really. It's a home i don't take. It really needs much explanation. It's it's one of those factors of you need to be at least tall to ride. This ride are you. That told you at least know about a cream pie. Just why don't you come back when your eyes are like by. Your eyes are like my own alone. Artaud reference out there for you. Oh i that i don't understand. No okay no. I don't darts osen antibiotics and there was a scene in that. That has that laraine. Just i've signed. This thing is just taking taking a little bit longer to to come up. Okay here it is. It's it's called the drip stick okay. It was on this fucking thing. It's lex get awkward shall we. Don't have to your partner comes inside of you and you're kind of just left. There would that gooey puddle that loses out of you and takes.

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It's fucking time. We'll take your word for it. Yeah it sucks to when you when you when you fuck and then you're like oh shit i gotta go the grocery store or something and then you put on your pants and then you head out and you're halfway down the bread aisle and you're like oh she's scores. I'm all about that enhances my entire action. Though i mean really what do you mean. Oh you know that that sticks with me for a while this is just come out. Run down your leg or your because usually wear underwear. That's part of the senate. And then i've got fucking snail trail going on in the crotch. She's like yeah. It's a lasting memory. You know not as prevalent as like a tattoo. It goes away pretty soon. I think but if my you know my shirts not long enough then. I got like a wet spot in the crotch and it looks like i just got really uber excited over the price of mangoes. These are all you problems. I just want to get off on the fact that it's dripping out of you really well you know. Why are you shitting on my wishes. Here what's going well. What this thing is it's the drip stick and what you do. It's a medical grade. Sponge that show up your pussy gently swirling around and then remove the stick. No more drips So you did. It's a it's a come sponge seriously. that's what it is. It's a come sponge. Okay okay it seems to me that you know the whole removal of said sponge and disposal of like. What are you doing with that first of all. You're not flushing town that toilet take plummer unless you feel like spending money. I am sure that's not gonna go. Well you know that's professional advice. They're really fair. You could okay. you could freeze. Put them in individual baggies freeze them and then you give freezer pops. Just give them away to fans. Oh i'm sure that that the one who wants to finger me after you come in me would be like. This is the coolest thing ever know. You have a point however yeah i. I would have to rest with the knowledge that i have about a baker's dozen come smudges in my freezer waiting to go out to various destinations. Honey come on. You gotta drive another load. We got another order. Row oak gross. I don't know but then you owe. But then here's the problem. Could someone could then use that as your dna and they could either get themselves pregnant if it was kind of in a certain frozen like it made him dormant like they do sperm banks okay. So that when they're ready to go they could. Just take the pop to frost shove it in will accept se spawn except for the fact that you know we have broadcasted the fact that this is. What we were going to do and it would be easily provable. That i have a freezer full of sponges. Like how did your come get there while. I sell these things. What are you talking about. The smell i sell. Come come pops. I mean that's what they are. And i used to well. I used to have lollipops that. I shoved up my posey that i that i sold So people did buy them extra east through that. We gotta get right after. I was doug betters like strawberry check. It's really sticky. And it's not in a very good way so different stake. i don't like it. It's like a hard sticky. He's of i'm not into it. Jolly ranchers now sad. Yeah but now you know with a freezer full of pops. I mean imagine you have some sort of a raid. You know The postal services coming for you for sally come pops across state lines or whatever it is. It hasn't come up yet. I know this team has to come and raid a freezer full of come sponge. Well i know. They're all individually wrapped. So i guess it's what does it matter. Are they individually wrapped. We know this. I don't know our giving yet. Why would say wrap it up you now to keep it fresh fresh so you don't get someone else's personal come pop or they just they just taste like the freezer. That's all it's like freezer food. Do you think that the freezer would actually improve the taste of juice. I mean i know exactly. Yeah thank you can make it worse. Yes that's what i'm saying. How many loads have you taken to the out.

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That's a that's a yeah. How many have you next. I mean because it's like how much come have you tried a very personal question. Seems like you're being very invasive. I don't care. I'm very shot. What are we doing like a like a psychology visit. Here are you might your doctor dr. You're saying what are you talking to me like you're talking. What are you doing some lasagna. Your medicine lows tasteful lower than others. So it's okay to you know that the freezer wouldn't you haven't taken enough loads. I haven't imagination. I haven't imagination. And i can imagine that whatever goes in. The freezer is not going to be improved. No that's going to have a negative effect on like. did you take us pedo paupers. Something something by all accounts that i have heard or most accounts that is not really a delicious thing. No it's not there are some people. Yeah you know there are people that eat all kinds of weird shit but except except except except there. There was a couple of times where i have taken a load and it actually did taste good. It tastes slightly sweet. Okay well first of all but that was first of all you're retarded like we have to keep that into like. Why are you say that they're a weird things that you like. Sometimes so yeah so one of them. I know i'm a girl and i'm supposed to be crazy. You know dictating. I am talking about. Sometimes i will eat the same food item. You eat and you'll be like That's delicious that i will go. Oh my god are you fucking crazy retarded. Yeah there are some things that i do not agree with the taste of with you at all. Fine then next. I might get something that i like in my mouth from you and i siphon it i'd be like oh this is good to know okay with it. Maybe bird like i already. I already realized that's probably my palate is built for. It is what i'm telling you. I don't think it's really. It's like i have a very you know but pallet did not know which is probably i mean. I've tasted by several times. Yeah salaciously and yeah no why i. Yeah so why. Would i want to get worse but here again. That could be wait a minute. Oh that's me. Rob lowe wait a minute. That's a feature not a bug for the Come pops blake met you making him. A little funkier is probably making a little more valuable. I'm thinking giant outside. Like hanging. would dry them. You want dripping wet. Don't they don't they know what i'm saying is if you if you dry them then they might get a little funky like leaving the sun for a little bit but then you're gonna lose its moisture will then. That's that's when you put in the freezer. Gosh before you got too far. I don't too far. I'm trying what you are. If we dry agent. You went too far. No while whatever i'll talk about some simple operation of collecting sperm sperm sperm sponges from inside of you packaging em up and little single serving packages sticking human the freezer and just mailing to people and and randomly. Yeah whatever you dry to whatever you want to it when you get it. I was just wondering if i was doing them a disservice by having mixed in with the rest of the stuff in my freezer along wages for that. Took me a while to explain that to you. That's okay us all right. I mean i like to people who listen. Because i figure they're reading a lot like me so i probably like you. Well likely well. I we kind of touched on this in the pre show. So i think we're talk about it now. Canada have a question for you there. What happens you were you talking to you i love. I love my canadians. I love my neighbor to the north. And but what. The numbers are slipping in in canada. You guys are being actually. They're still around the same. But you're being out young. No so you're on them. They're the people who are listening are still listening to say french. There are other countries that have surpassed our friends. That's all they're like an eighth place. Now that's all and i'm here to try so surprised. It's where you were saying well. I'm surprised that it's word. They hire ones are coming from well. They're still locked in the near caves and stuff. I think you know well i. I don't really know what what's going on in canada. But but it's really what's going on in the rest of the world people figure they're just you know eventually gonna die so they wanna put their dixon things and listen to people talk about putting their dicks into thanks. I think i put my dixon.

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Thanks yeah you definitely do what are you talking about. But since let's far cohen. Oh let's go to my favorites standing by. It might not be the point point katie wine. It's time once again for all right so my porn pick of the week is actually reality. Because i was away for most of the week and i was definitely not thinking about sex but i was really missing the hope my home so when i got home i was quite randy and it was all of a pastor and then i got some and it was very good so yeah but i'm still. I'm still i on it. You didn't to any any type of pants fantasies. Asian fences the threat. You're saying no. I can't blame you and and i'm surprised and i'm surprised. He didn't even make a comment of it. That the the body one is plugged in behind the couch in over on the couch. Why cords just i'm not. I'm really not always that i know. What are we talking about here. You know where we what are we. What are we doing here. You know this. Because while you're getting your tattoo on friday. I i was just i was just cranking it out on the couch okay. And it wasn't even to anything it was like the fucking league was on the okay. Well you're at home with all your toys and you weren't hanging out with mom dad. Basically what it's saying is when you're visiting your parents you really don't feel like even rubbing what out i don't know negative. I just want to not be around them. What i'm doing. I don't want a thing going on here. Well when we first started dating we would bang all over the house when we come to go to. My parents house. Ok to be fair. We've hanged all over the place like everywhere show. So why would why would the house be any different. Yeah no that's that's that's true. Okay that's very true. But yeah so i i. It hasn't been a lot of days of just not. You haven't had the opportunity for for sexual blow off there at all no so pleasure. No i guess. When i was halfway home. That's when it started kind of kicking in so kind of like getting excited like going god. How about coming home you know for for the week. I did want to throw out there. And you're going to be like jesus he recruits here. We go again. But i was bored. I was flipping through hulu and there is a show Called broken it's an animated show animals. Well y- anthropomorphic animals. Well if they walk and talk and chat kind of thing. I didn't wanna use big words on you. But i did. I'm sorry anthropomorphic anyway. So in the very first episode they have a turtle that falls in love with a crock. And they they actually play having sex. And who's doing the pitching in. Who's doing the catching. The turtle is having sex with the crock. Okay you're not sorry. Shoot krak krak the shoe. He thinks the shoe is another turtle. So he's banging the shoe okay and you hear him and it's doing the actual turtle sex sal. Okay okay wait a bit. Let me understand this here university but it was something like like you know. The turtle was banging the crock. And like who is pitching and catching. And you're like whoa. The turtle was banking crock. And i'm like okay. You're you're not answer and your your answer was shoe. I'd like oh it's about animals fun. Crocodile anthropomorphic was. The was the issue. Was it anthropomorphic to know. Talk now. it wasn't like she rape was it. No it wasn't like helen. Keller shoe like just mutant deaf and the turtle just hey hey is actually a boy. His crock nuts avella a but they make the noise. Yeah then they show them the bushes fucking win talking.

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What when talking. There was a movie not a movie. There was back in world war. Two the there were a group of native americans that that did Code on the radio. Show the germans who had no way we were saying so. The wind talkers spoke. Whatever they're fucking language was and nobody spoke it so nobody understood it except for them and they need and they would have them and each in little squad would have one of these windtalkers. That's right there. Were wind talkers and they were the only ones that could understand each other. So you were fucking when talking does a long fucking explanation for a joke. Wow wow walked me right into it to thank people like you. K so porn hub is being sued again okay for for having videos of Chicks passed out and like knocked out. How they have they have like onorato. Yeah they have lymph fetish. They have passed out nonconsensual videos. Dude it's not real. Why hate to tell you. The fucking porn is not real unless it's like amateur. What could i mean. Theoretically there could be people actually doing that however you could just make a knockout porn with consent. You could you see that. Yes and you're fine with whatever and That's the gig. You're an adult you can choose to get fucked with when you're sleeping right. That's right we. We've talked about it on the ship before how i'm like. Yes you have total fucking who you are. You've got the green light in. Bang me while i'm asleep. Okay because i really like that. sure sure. That's a tough thing sometimes. We because you're like okay. Well you know. I like a lively person. No yeah no. That's a lively yeah. I don't like it unlikely. That's not fun now. I now i know we were. We were drunkenly have passed out. You start having sex as me. And if i wasn't moving waking up the pull out shoveling my ass. And then i wake up and put it back at my. I remember you told me. Triple switch up. Oh you said it's okay. So i did it. Yeah but i didn't. I didn't know at the time that you did. What okay you said. Okay okay means okay right. I didn't. I'm not i'm not mad at you will see now. You're poking holes in a whole theory that you can actually have consensual. Pass out sex. I mean really. You just poked a hole in it you you it was. I didn't know you were going to do that. We'll wait a minute time out. You said to do do it. But i'm not suing people and i'm like what are you read. That's not he'll time weirdo. I didn't say that you didn't have to get me arrested. I just said. I just didn't know you are totally trying to get me arrested. Not you know it was a away. I'm going to have to add this entire segment. Oh my. I have get cut out there being. Nobody's gonna know what's going on so many beeps. Nobody knows what's going on anyway. I know i know when the turtles fucking the crock and the first thing you're thinking it's a shoe okay. Okay what am i mario. Batali here maybe am. I look ludwig ahlgren. No i didn't. I know he wears those. Yeah just croc people are People they will think shoe i for sure for sure. Am i a crock person. No no here but you do have had those one pair but you do like ugly footwear. Of course. I'm sure i do like a lot of things that are quote ugly. Yeah talking to you at all. Then why did you give me that. Look like i was just agreeing with you with your statement that i have horrible taste. I say that okay i like. I believe eggs. I agreeing. I don't see the problem really right. So we we heard on this podcast. They're talking about a An episode on youtube. It's called thirty-seven click. Picks by dr doc. Okay this is kind of psycho looking like. She's always like like her eyes are fucking popped open like. She can't fuck a shut him. she's a little nutty. But it's it's actually on youtube and they get away with showing full-frontal while he does fucking with their lips spread nyc. Hey here's my button. There is a monster bugs in there right. So that's a dick because there's like educational that's what they're putting it as because a lot of people say that they learned a lot from me but if you just wanna perv out or whatever and look i want to hear about i just looked it up and down so yeah bugs everywhere buttons everywhere and all the beans deflect telling you.

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That's quite graphic it is. There's a lot of the little mini dick's the the wrestler. China used to have a mini. Dick yeah also does that. They say when you're when you're you know shelvin volgin horse needles of a male testosterone. You may get it enlarge. It might happen possibly but that. That's maybe a good side benefit you know. Maybe very little table added thing. Yeah no that's true. Actually do i get focused jacked. Give myself a fucking extra large fuck button. Extra-large easy to fide. I fuck you with my click. Some someone had asked they said What our social obligations related to running into a one night stand at the grocery store. What do you mean okay. let's see how to one. I say somewhere in. Just run into them. They said what what is what is proper. What do you think i mean do. You're like hey you or just ignore them okay. Well first of all to. I remember them. Yeah you remember them are okay. Because i can't remember like. I don't know if i could if i could describe what anybody looks like for the most part not even i mean maybe an extra vague. Somebody could be standing right in front of me and look at me like that happened. When we went out several times people like would look at me or look at you and like sterry and then later on you and find out that we did something at some point. And and i have no fucking clue. Well that's like that. That couple they kind of stocked us for a while. We have met discovery talked about this. Who met this couple on halloween. And i guess they had a real good time. Because i don't remember what made it so awesome but they kept stock in the bar and kept coming back to find out if we were gonna come back and then that's when we ended up go nuts couple. We ended up going home with and you were like. I'm going papal and by god to be like six seven in the morning and you know when you're right around shit faced you go paintball the after not sleeping and being out all night and during a bunch of dirty stuff with two people use changers apparently is it. We had met. But i had. This is what i'm saying. I don't think there is if you remember somebody and you had sex with them on what you should acknowledge it. Say hi at least at minimum. You know i really. I think that would be the fucking nice thing to do. But what if it went horribly wrong like just things like when when south like quick or just like. We're your left if they went south. The other person's going to be tried to avoid you as well so you can vote. Just avoid each other for the most part runs up to you. Hey remember me. i'm pregnant. High okay well see. That's the other thing perspective. Now that i would say bitch. I am not involved because you know you. How do you know it's mine. Because you've fucked me the very first night. We met so other. What are fucking guys. Are you bang into well. And obviously but there's a kid that exist so you can't test it. And that's why i know that's why but there's no wages scared of it now. There's nothing wrong with going and say hello to somebody that you bet. I mean if if if you see them trying to avoid the the polite thing to do would be to just let them avoid shoe Even if you didn't know it was a bad experience for them because that's probably more likely it was a bad experience for what of you and the other one. It wasn't such a bad experience. Just saying out there if any to be. I don't don't feel bad if i don't remember right away or to all. Yeah okay you know like hey but but no because then some people are like. Oh yeah we banked no fucking reggae. You don't remember like i would remember. You are such a huge bag. I would remember that that would be imprinted into membrane. It really want exactly. Yeah let's go to episode rule thirty four and when we come back. I've got some things that are just not not fun or not. Well i mean they are fun anyway. Fuck it editor. Tim van so enjoy. We'll be back yum time for a tasty and refreshing snack in massachusetts.

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You're allowed to fuck a rodeo clown. But why would you not be allowed to rodeo. Cloud love deputy off of the table. Sorry radio clouds. You guys are allowed to fuck me out. We're gonna chemically castrate. You when you're twelve you can hit that. Tra high falsetto and you scare. You deserve to be hit by bulls. That's right and we don't want anybody with you. Know your your lab have sex verdicchio clowns but if you do it. In a horse's you'll be arrested. That's illegal you cannot perform sex acts but the rodeo clown in front of a horse what could be very damaging to the horse. Did you ask the horses consent before you started banging in front of them lake namings. Yes if did did you ask the cats permission before you started You know suck a fat right in front of them. Oh my god you don't ask permission you just. I rave them wouldn't do it. I don't ask the cats permission when i'm doing dirty thanks to you. They can't find we'll maybe you should at least according to these laws that we're hearing right now. Maybe maybe he should be. Maybe you ought to be asking for their permission to get naked in do a some fluid fleeing in front of them. Some fluid flinging shirts fluids are going to play. When you're banging. Which just evans fluids habit know all and welcome back to you pinkies. World rule thirty four ski katya radio dot com radio casts dot net. I didn't even think that i said that. In the beginning we're coming to you live from there. Didn't give me on the twitter later at kinky katie radio kinky katie radio dot com kinky katie. Radio g mail dot com. You can get me on facebook that life can you to are you can google me. How aren't you did and then the kicked and you just lost. I i saw you had on your face. Is my name doing the last twenty years. I don't remember it at all. I was a teenager last. I remember i going on those sad pathetic old ladies that that dress way younger than they should be. I mean i can totally like leg. Re explain your your your biography to you. You know like. I could show you video proof of several things as you're going log and you're just some horrified fourteen year old mentally. What did i do It this is. You get folks. Love it and i. It would be like that movie. We watched preserved where where where the the protagonist Girl like had her memory all wiped out and was like a little child. Screw you each okay. Don't be mean to her nice. A were we talking about misfield screen okay. There's some horrible things that people are trying to tell women On the internet and magazines if they still do even still make like regular manager. Somebody does the i mean you know. It's like rule thirty four but with print media. But okay you mentioned it therefore it exists. I think right. I guess so. Still well they were saying that the you have to love the man bits is what they call it and you had to be really good at it. You have to practice manipulating the cock in order to wait a minute. I don't why do i have to know they're telling other women okay. Bye-bye dudes that love cock. Why telling me that. I have to learn how to work akaka. Wait a minute time out. I know how to work mind. Fine i mean. I know exactly how i am the worldwide expert in my cock. I know it better than anybody else alive. And i'm sure you. Do you know what it's like to to master a tool like that to you do you. Yeah well yeah. I have you know different tools but no it is not your no now worldwide leader. That's right you might be second-place care as long as you can do great. I do like to play with it. Though i do. I guess it is a good that this called smirk. Because yes i do like to just i liked to play with with cock like two stroke. You do not do a thing for you sometimes. Think for me okay. Well anyway well. What they're saying is you need to do. What are the main things you need to hold his penis and one handed lightly.

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Slap it with the other who love deck. I'm gonna go out and say this is not a universal fuck technique right here. I'm just gonna like. I'm going to take just a little guests here that maybe some people might get. But then you're gonna have you're gonna have that other people they'd be like Of course why didn't you. Why does everybody tell people. There's like how do you not know there's got to be a smaller percentage that want somebody to smack their day. Well and it also says you can also tap it back and forth like you're you're vol volleying a tennis ball. Lightly pinch the skin under his shaft and testicles so slap and tickle or slap and pinch so basically smith gonna fuck it. Tell the truth. Does your pin sprints insurance. Just kind of holding it up dr dying out. You're doing likewise out. But you have to have that sound effect going on. I think if you're gonna pull that maneuver you need to fire sound effects time you have to and then it's like pinches gooch do you while you're dick pinch and your gooch pinched and slapped around. I'm gonna. I'm gonna have to say i'm gonna take my hand job without olive juice on it please. I want just a nice crispy clean a hand job. I don't i don't need it dirty at all. You just please. No don't slap anything on my dick. That's my preference really. Here's my check my choice. Oh my god. I'm gonna. I'm gonna let you guys out there Just go through the rest of these horrible sex steps on when you go when the show notes because you get bored i mean yeah if you too or to have anything to do you wanna read things. You might agree with and going while. They say they're horrible. I love these moves that's great. I'd like to smack attack. Dick smack smack it. Yeah but one of these things. I would think you need to talk about allergies. I because it says she was small piece of mango than take in your mouth. It's as you can use whatever for you have. Don't try anything to acidic or it'll burn him. Oh god no. Oh god it's swollen up like a contract player literally what the hell did you do. Which did you play me. You fucking bitch. Your your sister was right. Cry aloud fabric. I lead peanut. Butter would be the choice of the new generation. I think he. I think he would kill a fall. Twenty percent of the population with peanut butter of blowjob. Their hand job. I i never knew. I mean it just seems like the i like. Everyone's like allergies are getting so fucking crazy. I don't know. I never heard f as so many people allergic to whatever i take. Those people are just living like log at up to reproduce where before they just died off. Yeah they were inferior and they would have just fucking died of a peanut and they wouldn't have had time to to you know they didn't have the come sponge then they didn't have come pop. Studies exist so so they look like little pushups so the number of those people dwindle down to nothing. Now you know we can keep you away from things like that. somehow. I don't know how i know. Okay so that's the last one. I use your nipples to tickle his feet. Well serrano yeah you go when you're doing reverse cowgirl ten down and tickle your feet. I'm thinking how tall do you think she is. I mean you do. Or how short is he. 'cause i don't care i'm if i'm going backwards bed. You're both fucking horizontal. What are we talking about here. No if if i'm doing backwards cowgirl i can't reach your feet with my nipples. Swang him out. I mean it's not gonna work. Well if you've got to be with a really short guys. I take what this during it during backward cowgirl. I don't understand what i could hang on. I could pick my legs up to to meet them. Maybe maybe i'm a ju jitsu master slash yoga instructor and i could tarsha s. Yeah i could do the the the nipple grab their with it. I dunno. I mean with your monkey vegan grapples with your toes. You hear what i hear in this one particular one. This is the star of the entire article. This is the thing that maybe you have a chance of somebody liking may maybe they might be indy rubbing. Because i'm just thinking of my normal rule of i don't really have a problem rubbing nipples.

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I'm really anything it's evil. You know what i mean. Sure there's like you. You could try to put a tongue places that i'll be like okay. That's it like bellybutton you. You put your nibble in my belly button. But you're fucking anything else really. That may be the only body part you could put nearby bellybutton cabinet. I will love. I want wanna chest that out. Let's just. I'm going to check that out. I'm busy. i have to finish to video from last week. That's fine honey tomorrow. Tomorrow's another day. Sure i'm going to be busy doing some other stuff. I say this to be in nepal in in your in your crevice. Yeah i've had some some weird fungus growing on my toes. I hope that's okay. I'm sure it's okay. Okay we'll see we. You say when you see it maybe you might not want to rub your nipples on it saying you may not be a good day for you. You never know you never know all right. Let's go to your favorite segments to him by. Oh oh just fall asleep on it in and on the news it's time once again for hit man. Okay so this week's tits man is There is a compilation that i found on youtube. And it's it's different women. Walking down catwalks fashion shows that have very generally bubis catwalks. That's a psych seven minutes long as girls will and they've got great acids susan whether they're walking see their asses like moving. So it's did you do as they're doing their catwalk all right walk. And what's his place called it's boots moment catwalk. Three zero zero three. What the hell is that. What is that website. No that's the name of it on youtube video compilation. Okay well you know you you. I mean i. I was still stuck on the giant clipboard on youtube. Thirty two minute or whatever. It was thirty seven. Thirty seven picks okay. I can't say that even three times. Slow again either. I drive also to go along with the tits. Man is There's a movie that. I ran across called the heaping f bouncy breasts that smothered a midget it came out in one thousand nine hundred. Eighty eight story if you wanna check that out. And that's the name of the movie. I'm not throwing out so don't get mad at me. Lp's i don't know how many we have listening. You never know you. Joe you joe i. I have a very very diverse audience. That's right okay. Well there's there's know odd people everywhere around the world and also there's no need to hitch reset button. There's there's there's a there's a titty toy it's a titty fucker toy for those who liked to titty fuck anyway. They are shiny enemy boobs big. They kind of enemy. Boobs tend to have a little sheen sometimes titties for whatever reason that that gives the sense that you know they're bouncy and yeah because the movement alone doesn't fuck and don't move may could be. It could be not not. I mean that gives you like talk like a little balloon like like you just wanna poke atom. See now. I mean you understand what you're watching anime. They had to have a little shy to them. I like animates cities. I love big boobs period. I mean i like little moves to. But i like i'm a blue person anyway. It's called the chichi sweater rocket owed by nancy breasts. Different language. the oh pi. Yeah okay. i'm sure that's how you pronounce it right. No i don't know. I have no idea of looking at it. And it's breast toys for him or if you just wanna slide and glide over some tedious because that is some fun if you if you like if you're and year with another chick who's topless and you just rub some superfund lube all over your breasts assists of movies. And and if you rub against the other girl jared that feels so good or if you do that someone's back if you put your oil up. Tatum someone's back and give it a rub. It's just it's it's very delightful. I could imagine that would feel very good if i had big boobs down.

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But you don't tell them in favor for that whole idea. And i encourage anybody to please do that. That's right so if you wanna rub some oil you titties with me cam man but this whole this whole fucking titty fucking thing like the the. It's very large boobs. But i mean. I don't know i don't think i would pay one hundred eighteen dollars for this thing. Yeah well you know just verges for parachutes you fondling titty fuck. And they're kinda they're kinda angled out the kind of blowout hold them so you can tweet the nipples. You can easily grab on better that way if you're off to the side a little bit their access. I'm a little bit easier right. That's a good idea. That's that's a solid xiv Look really weird. Pt look really weird. I mean i'm not really sure. The shape of that one is almost like you flattened it out on a pad somewhere kinda rolled it out into something you know while that could have happened like like you pulled the end of a sock and you just pulled it to the side. There was another they came at stu colleges have sex parties or just something that The porn world made up to some movies. And i would say that. I had gone to a couple of sex parties when i was in college area. Sex parties what you mean by sex parties the regular old writer orgies tat going into it. You know what i mean. Well i mean we were taking a lot of drugs. That's just it ends up happening with young people get together with no supervision and it was. I mean drugs. It was a it was the late nineties early. Two thousands of all like. Yeah it's fucking take a bunch of mali and let's all go fucking player around. Let's what you ended up. Yeah uh-huh i mean that's not really you know what i'm saying. Yeah i i don't know if that's you're not setting out to all right. This is what we're gonna do. We're all going to bank so make sure you're flushed out and ice washed up Gonna take a bunch of drugs banging out. But i will tell you out there. Every time the girls have sleepovers. We always have a slow motion pillow fight in our underwear or naked. Happens more luck for sure. I mean it's just it's kind of that. That's the thing to do. You don't have to tell people they no no. Apparently that people might think it's made up just for the porn world but it's not okay. We like oh now we make out. What was your sticking to get. What was what were you talking about. Birth to lead you into the story. There's something i missed it. better now. Move on oh asked if if there's if if it's if people actually in college have have like fuck parties or you know does if numbers thing. I'm sure somebody's doing it. Somebody is. I hope so. I mean you're like in your early twenties. I hope somebody's figuring that out. I can bang it out. Get get get some get some tram. Get some shit out of the way. Set it up ahead of time. We're all gonna fuck right. We're doing this we're doing it. Y'all can sign it well and then we'll drop some stuff and roller guy. Imagine it would be like now. I mean back then. Yeah but now. It's probably who you're concerned for. Now put your. Id in his book every photocopy it and take your thumbprint thumb-printing lick this cotton swab in everybody's doing that you know not everybody's doing that knows and then i mean it's like i'm saying not everybody that's every come on all you have verbal agreements. Kids aren't having fun these days. Yeah they're worried about they are. They're having a good time to the same. The same as everybody else was when you were young. When when everybody's figuring out just how they wanna fuck or you know that. Maybe maybe you're a female and maybe you discover hey this can be. I can have a good time and not reno or maybe just completely go metamorphosis in ruin your life. That could happen to yeah. That's yeah definitely will that kind of that kind of rolls into this other This one piece of bad advice that someone was told that if you sleep with more than five guys you're gonna wake up one morning when you're thirty five and hate yourself. Well maybe yeah doubt it. But i know at least that you know you. This had a little fun. Jesus this is what mother said to a sixteen year old her sixteen year old rally. Good thing to say. Well it's probably my. You're just to whatever i be's a low more people before thirty five sure but that doesn't mean necessarily you would tell a sixteen year old or sixteen and i'll talk to you after you're eighteen.

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You're gonna figure let showers but if you're the parent of you can't you know you don't want to encourage somebody to do something before. They understand what they're doing. Yeah no that's true. At least there's that there's another she followed up with and also never make the first move or the second or the third guys will think you're desperate. Okay well you know or area lead by. Yeah i'm i'm very fucking aggressive. I can give very aggressive. And i'm very flirtatious and i'm very i'm i'm i'm what would you say. What about what they don't make. Don't make the fucking first second third movement. I'm like fuck it. I if i want something. I'm going to go in and i'm relentless i'm gonna go with whatever your personality is probably what you should do but if you want somebody to talk to you gotta go up and talk to him. I mean there's you gotta find a way to do it whether that's who you are not you'll never talk to anybody if you don't find a way to suck it up a go. Hi nice. whatever that's right it's the no you're going to throw up. It's it's just do it. I mean you will guaranteed not to talk to a person if you tell. Try to talk to him. And if a person ever if a guy ever tells you this. Little nugget of of glory run says a. p. inside of a girl after you finish but before you pull out so you don't have to use a condom. The ammonia in the urine will neutralize spur. Tired i mean are you fucking serious. You killed two birds. One stone that way you get to satisfy by sportswriters you get the satisfied by water for status at the same time as having sex and you didn't understand that was going to have it at a time. And then on the on the flip side says an army buddy was said that you can test. Weathergirl girl has an ssd or not by fingering her with ear wax on your finger. They said if it causes her pain than yet she's got fucking s. Td like what's the what is wrong. I no that sounds. I don't i that just doesn't know who knows. You're not a chemist maybe you're wrong maybe maybe you just don't know i mean what the fuck is up with your ear. Wax a super earwax it. Aching detectives like that very ear. Why was engineered in a in a laboratory Was put super earwax fetus. We'll because you got more genetic material in there and that way my genetic material mixed with yours and we can figure this out early. Averages see that. Or i spit in your mouth so you figure out which one you like. Better i'm so dirty. There's this really cool thing that i want and apparently can get it on amazon too but Which i wish. I would've known about this during prime days because that would have been kind of helpful anyway. It's called the masters series of beatings extreme sex bench. This thing. it looks fucking keller. i dig it. Ooh it sort of. Looks like a broken massage chair roca. Would he mean broken now. It's on four legs and then there's a small little bench on top rate right right kind of looks like a saw horse but it's angled more in a Like a pyramid sort of thing but with the top cut off. No i have zero visual of what's going on but Prominent role with it. Yes and and then it's down on to the legs on one side. They have flat rectangular pads like knee level shin level. Sure and then up on the other side. There's another two panels that have the pads on him. Kinda like arm. Armrest like like forearm rests. Were go getting there. Then there's like a like a place for your face to go in like a massage table without like the you think you'd cushion writing. I know what that is well. Every single every single part of this has straps with buckles. So you can click a minute now. Okay in different positions like it's really good for for you to be on all fours with your i mean. Yeah it's it's basically a way to you have little shin pads down by your shindand table arrest your stomach on and another two little tables for your elbows to rest on right right.

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That's what i was getting up time hard time where you hard. I didn't understand it but it was a table scott for lack. You'll see pictures part of excuse. Let's pierce why anyway. This thing this really fucking cool. And i really want why. I'm because i. I have fantasies about this. And it's either. I'm on it or someone else's on it. Yeah yeah yeah absolutely super find it actually does look like a you know and you could actually set it up as a guise of massage table so could work out the back in a better way and you know yeah absolutely or you just say fuck table the yeah. You could do that too. I mean that's probably what i would do at well. I mean whatever it another creepy invention. It's it's doll hand nipple clamps. Now when i say doll hand nipple clamps mean that they are clamps klenk app pens. You benji with doll hands so it looks like a little baby never maybe maybe it was like death death pool. It's a very very creepy. It's very thing. So i mean it's like yes. I would like gnomes to pinch. My nipples will the flip side of that is if you had ordered the Case full of baby rubber fetuses. You would have little replacement Hands for them. they would still eat. You could make real hands for your little. Rubber baby. Fetuses her bubbly baby fetuses for baby. Fetus you could say that three times now there's There's an apron that. I think that every man should have. It's called a kink master apron. Yeah because it looks like a full cover apron like you're gonna get some definitely splatters zone on you but there's a velcro flap instead of in the ass. It's in the front because it's an apron can be like dick and then you know or whatever you're gonna i have to just fuck with it. Yeah yes is it. Always have to be what i'm saying said always oral with word. Sometimes it is sometimes i. Sometimes they get oral. Sometimes i'm just. I just want to gobble on and the raw is are i mean and obviously the back half is probably because you just street okay to open. It's an apron. Yeah okay so it just ties in the back and then it goes around. The neck saw like over in the back. Does it have places to hold tools and stuff no. It does not no no. There's no pockets. It's just to save you from splatter who. I work on your because like the first thing that comes to mind as if if it was something that was worried about splatter. I think that i'm unaddressed. Really because it depends on what the splatter is like if you just wanted to have a little splash party okay. Maybe that's fine. Anything else of forgetting to body fluids are maybe. You're fucking seven. I don't want you touching me to stick your dick. And i don't want any of this. Well that's what the agreed it was. I think i could see. I could could be out for a whirl. We'll shut your mouth stick your dick. Because maybe they're like god. Jewish people with jewish people get married. They have they have sex through a hole in a in a sheet. You yeah okay. There got jews amish people because they're said jewish people thought it was amish people. Oh amish do that. I don't know it was a story of some culture somewhere that does that puts holes in sheets and has sex their home. The she okay. Jewish shadow early. No i don't no okay. Well then whatever whoever does it. it's the goth version. Does she'd fuckers are right. Does sheet fuckers out there. United who you are e. not ep ep. Sheep no she tough nut sheep. we're not talking about sheep. Fuckers to cheat okay. I was there i also ended up a cheap talking really cheat sheet and it sits high chalk. You're the one that brought up of an animal and it will sex second time. I know the turtle and the and the in the crocodile. That's a new children's story turtleneck.

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Crocodiles and crocodile right crooked turtles turks. Tur- turtles those are just turtles. Turtle dial there you go. Donald isles turtle. Lyle lost a meaning. That one pretty quake graca. There's a sexist. Utah had ten hundred. Has that those little like a worm. Anything he's artist you the instigators instigators right the one that i've had sexual Head sexual fantasies about the instigator about ten hundred okay. Yes there's did that someone made a fucking sex toy with instigators to. They did only well similar will. Yeah i don't know. I mean i would. That's a weird connection. It is they still your art so they can make a delta out of seven pwc's she doesn't seem like the kind of person that would be You know. I don't know he seems really. Wholesome just doesn't seem maybe he. Maybe he's not maybe he's dear but well maybe maybe that doesn't irritate them so much. Because it's just funny but probably does your painter that makes youtube videos and somebody makes total out of what you're carrying. I i don't know. I wouldn't care. I wouldn't care either. I'd be okay with it. i wanted to. There's a there's a fucking guys jerk off sleeve that it's got a whole bunch of like motors and roller gems gems. I do go about this jerk. Offs leave so but it's more of like a machine is kind of like an auto blow okay but it's bilello lillo the expensive ones that we don't really like well. I don't like that frequency of buzzy nece right. But also i just i i have issues with the anyone so but they have money right terrorist right down the toilet. Yeah look at all going. it's going anyway. Well they have a. They have an app for your phone. The can sit there and controlling. Show the sing on your fucking sh- and then play with it on your phone and like oh suck me harder. Gruber root root little things are going on. And so. That's a very cool. I can pre program it right. I don't have to like push buttons on it while trying to take catch it not do i. I don't think so. I mean i'm sure you do. Yeah suddenly you're skimming around the world go number three to number two number eight. I don't even want to put that much thought into it. I just want to like have a few settings that work out for me. Just figure it out. That's the same reason for not wanting to date a girl who hasn't banged jimmy people bor- or wait. Let me rephrase. That doesn't at least understand how she herself. However you get there however you get to understand how it is you like to fuck right. Figure that out before you get to me. What i'm saying. Just have that works out. I don't. I don't really want to go through that i don't i. I'm really not at that at the point. Where i i wanna help you self discover. Why don't no. No no is what i'm saying is i'm not really there either but i don't have to worry about that. I really know if they're not tolerate it up to ride the ride then you just don't deal with him at all. Yeah if there if you see yeah exactly you get it if you don't you. Don't we whatever. I'm not gonna explain shit anymore because i am really sewn and i'm going to go. Yeah i think we should go am oh no before we leave. I think we got something else. We should talk about. What's you guys. Get a bonus content. Y'all owners cog. I wanna know what is up with like we. We're watching something today and they were talking about Like brother sister porn says forints. Yeah like but. I actually know of people who are mother daughter team and also a sister team for like they threesomes. Yes they do porn together. And they've also you know threesomes and shitless her like in real life not just porn and i'm just like i. That's not my deal. I mean i want to be having a threesome with some other dude with my mom.

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That just doesn't sound like fun to me either. However for me. I i never had a sister so like the whole i don't i don't really get that. We were talking about that earlier. That that i don't really get that feeling of i don't have a sister so i doesn't seem creepy to be an. I don't really care if two sisters want to have sex with me at the same time. That's their problem. They're they're the ones that are in charge like like you're consenting adults wanna do that that's fine with me it's not bad i mean think about it. Think about like you tagging some chick with your dad. No no see. You don't have a sister whatever or you know so will like like. Let's go about doing just anything you know. It's you don't have to limit it to like bagging. Some girl with them like cod negative. I that i get okay and then and then imagine having a threesome with you and your mom say i'm not you know really oedipus at all i'm not into it no i just. I like it here again. I don't know how i feel about it other than just if everybody's an adult i who am. I say how you get off. I don't have anything to do with it. You want hurt anybody like me and my sister hooking up with another check that that's actually funny. No i know i don't want to do that. That's not sounds like you probably would. Whatever i just i read. That's like like cream pie walking around afterwards with the cream pie. That's you know to me problem. We'll it is. It's up to you to say no to something like that like that's my sister. Okay all right. I got it but i mean i mean it's off the table that you pretend you're my brother a god please up to that bend over. But if you're in jail who'll you're into like the the number one porn still in america is Is the taboo series. And that's all about fun. I'm like people are into. Oh yeah no. A lot of people are into it. We were listening to the people talking about a japanese comic. And you know as part of the brother and sister thing and it's all these genres just like a porn you know in in that one like one of the siblings threatened to tell the mother to the other sibling. Black baillio majette. It's like yeah i can see. I can see somebody really getting excited about that. Like reading that not living it but like reading reading that seeing the story of brother and sister get together and the sister starts blackmailing brother. Alberto go tell mom unless you do. X y z. Somebody got virga noted so guide on that. Now we're gonna get outta here for the night. Sure we are. Yeah we are. We're getting out now. All right so i hope he. I said fine with us and you guys can keep up with me and i don't know did you. Best get a gold star anyway. I hope you have a great shift month. They we what have dried. Whatever it is you are doing at the moment Cd everything for me. February july seventeenth the tampa bay. Scream summer swap shop. Come out and You can see me and all bunch of other people and silly that. Oh my god all right coming out soon. Tacos and buddy does.