Kinky Katie's World #330 Kinky Math

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Twenty and a twenty gives you forty and forty-two. Grandma. Grandma the 20s a 20. Yeah. Definitely not to Ted's doesn't work that way. No money does not go that direction on the weekend has landed all the exists now is clubs Brooks pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world man. I'm going to blow steam out on my head like a screaming Kettle. I'm going to talk to strangers all night. I'm going to lose the plot on the Dancefloor the free radical inside me a freaking man tonight. I'm Travolta and be a pauper. I'm going to Never Never Land with my chosen family man. We're gonna get more spaced out the middle Armstrong ever did anything can happen tonight, you know, it's gonna be the best man at my mind between quitting my back turned off my LTE calls around me and now live from Studio I bring you a girl that has an unhealthy obsession with unhealthy obsessions dead. He or she is your host the one to the only twenty Kitty. Hello. Hello and welcome to the show. This is going to be good as well number 3:30. I am youngest in concluding with me. As long as my absolute favorite place for especially Mister. All right. Yeah. We are coming. We are coming to you live from Rule 36 Studio. Can you get me Rainier. And radio Kaos. Net having a hard time? They're public. Yes. I was I am so bear with me for a walk. All right. Happy Halloween everybody. Yeah I'm saying. Yeah. Well whenever you listening, but today is Halloween, so I want to kind of explain why I'm wearing a nice time out in real time. I r i r t Okay, so knackered and me. I know I think It's so sad deflate you as okay. Well anyway, well either way, I think we've got a fun show for home tonight. We've got new pornpic of the week. We got a new kids man or boobies Halloween. Yeah, so it's yeah. Hey, I didn't say it was funny. Okay, it's one of those nights. I'm sorry. I'm Twitchy tonight. You are I am. Well you're better than they are the last couple of weeks. Well, I'm not happy with me. Yeah, you had a severe caffeine fucking control issue going on. Well, I'm not even supposed to have caffeine to begin with so that's why a little bit of caffeine just sends me back to you. Yeah, loopy Lam papers yet. We talked we talked about how big a fucking Vibrance Today, yeah. Oh, oh never need that we did. Yes. We did we talked about on the show cuz I said there was two of them. I found them like in my purse or something and I thought there was one that was sitting there cuz I took one and I was fucking wigging out and you were going to be home from work. So I was like he can't see me like this cuz I look like I'm on fucking I don't know if that's right like something stupid like you were all shipped up. Yeah. Yeah. All you need is a little bit of caffeine and you got a super cracky. Yeah. Yeah you do. That's okay. It works though. I know any brake work for what like the complete nonsense quotation like week. Okay. Okay. So we're calling it great after night of hard partying. Yeah. Okay sure. I have some coffee and then you're just like start the bay. There's some more right? I don't know how you just Babble incoherently. That's right. I'm going to I'm going to be your job. Personal Ozzy reserve a lot faster than that though. He's kind of like has that down thing going on. You know what? I mean? What I've got the south Florida. Maisel thing going on know you got the you're just rambling and not making any sense thing going on. That's what happens. Well, that's a normal thing. Anyway, okay. All right. Well, I want to say thank you to miss Lucilla set for the beautiful Hancock pennant and it's my favorite color too. I think that's very pretty. So thank you very much. Yeah. Gosh, it has been a fucking week. Oh, I want to introduce you guys to Sir William. He is kind of the studio mascot. He said gigantic gildo that has been shoved in many people's or if I will try to okay tempted. Yeah. Basically your we we brought it out to the studio viewed now. Yes, okay. Yeah jealous to threaten ourselves or something. It's it's a very intimidating thing to be sitting next to talking heavy its Target Libby. I'm going to get beat with a fifteen wage. On dildo. Oh, I never even thought about it as like a self-defense item. I'm liking it as it's within reach. So now now okay. Yeah. I know you start getting aggressive and I have a way to divorce myself trying to save my life.

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That would knock me unconscious. Okay, but you're trying to kill me if you were trying to hurt me then what wow that escalated quickly. I'm trying to kill you. Okay? Well, you know judging by the amount of plugging murder born that you watch on a weekly basis. Yeah. It makes me wonder it makes me wonder a little bit what's going on? I don't really do that. Like sure you a Jones you went through a crime scene clean-up phase. Yeah. Yeah. No, you don't know what I gotta use. I know that's that's exactly what I'm saying. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so I'm just saying I'm ready. If you try to kill me ever you just know that I know I know you can't get away with it. Yeah documented. I have to say that I just I can't wait till things are kind of over with because there's some really fucking hi strong people out there like really get drunk and he's a screen service. All right. Yeah. Well, you've been having a week of internet people just being weird with you. Holy hell in a handbasket off. Yeah, it was kind of funny because all I said was this guy would like I watched some of the videos on YouTube and I was like, oh, you know, you'd be really helpful you if you got a haircut like short hair. I think it would look good Tractive actually said it a lot nicer than that. Really you were like, you're cute and totally bangable, but I think what would make you more bankable would be a short haircut? Yeah, something like that. I'm totally not mean or oh my God, you would think that I threatened to rape his mother, you know, you're very you're very you just brought a sexuality right away. A decade you really you know, you're brought his relationships out in public really he does. I know I agree with you totally know. Well that that that's the thing. It's when a joke about something like if we talk about something on a podcast and then somebody mentions it in any way shape or form. Well, yeah, we we talked about it. So it's fair game. Yeah. I totally fair game in in a in a especially if it's not in a mean to me anyway, right if it's raining I just whatever I don't want to I don't care don't tell me that. Well, the funny thing is is dead. He's like, oh no, I got a laugh out of it. He's he replied he goes I heard this thing is sucking funny and then he slid into my DM's. Oh, yeah. I told I told you. Yeah sure if I was him doing the same thing, so I was like, hey you hi. Who are you? Is it Go Kincaid Israel, huh? Yeah, okay. Hi my home. The only thing that's okay for him. So whatever. I don't know. Well, there's a there's another another person that I started talking to. Oh my gosh summer nice guy. I watch since we're talking about Halloween. He he does he also is a YouTuber and his channels called minty comic comedic Arts wage and we've been kind of chatting lately. I mean super sweet guy. He lives in Australia and he does like top 10 things. You didn't know about. Okay? Yeah. Okay anyway laters. All right, like all the time. Come on. He never takes them off. And anyway, I'm just saying if you guys want to see some like spooky movie reviews and he was like actually nice. He wasn't like fucking like wage, you know one of those guys like how dare you you're so rude. Well most of the the since you've done a lot of those like BB horror movie type things. Yeah, you know, the fans are dead. Like the people who are into that genre of of movie are usually super nice like so I mean, it wouldn't surprise me if somebody who does a lot of YouTube videos about the same genre shit like yeah, you know the communal kind of dessert. They're pretty nice. Oh, yeah for the most part. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, but but anyway less than a half a percent of assholes, which is pretty good worldwide. Well, the cool thing is Jose do is he's going to be we're possibly going to have an interview and put it on a future show. Okay? Yeah, we could do that. But he says he's really shy folk. Very sweet. Oh, wow. Okay, so, you know I talked about right? He's like a little bit Jake jokes really stupid stuff being high strange sexual behavior of castration. We do a lot of castration articles animal husbandry. We went through a phase there for a little while little rape turtle sex off. You know the regular stuff Have you ever fucked a roo? I don't know why I sent them the vcl you do that all the time.

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Either that or some kind of like forced rape. You did it first. I didn't do anything. I said animal husbandry because it's one it was your fucking thing. You you seem to know about every animal begging like and have seen video you knew their sex noises. That's because it was unplugging like I was on Tosh point O and it was on they don't talk to me on social media. So you don't even have anything to fucking say well, let's see. This is why you want to be here. I lead myself around, you know what I mean? Yes, the dog wags its tail or I don't know which way it is, but it's the way that it is cuz what if I have no input from people then I am absolutely Guided by nothing other than what I see feel and touch dead. You know what? I mean? Okay, that's true. Like I am influenced by Zippo. I mean and strange thing to be a lighter it really is it my viewing habits are are pretty odd. So, you know, I'm good luck. Well, my viewing habits are pretty harder program is what I'm telling you. Well, I mean as I've said on a different on a different plug a different show that fuck wish she gave me the weirdest shit. Well, that's everybody I mean and and and it's it's a great marketing really because here we are talking about the weird shift. Wish send you I know that's true. You know what I'm saying? Sure. I get all like the fetish sexual shit, but then other people like here's a meth pipe and a lot of people share those around to look what wish suggested me. That's true. Yeah. No, I mean it's a total thing. It's a marketing scheme. Brilliant really know. I mean, that's like somebody related to Belle Delphine created that shit. You know what I mean? Also, I wanted to say I had a dog I had another I had a fam who likes to likes to talk a lot to me. Anyway, very very nice and calm air. But he's he's the one that wants me to take his virginity off. Oh, yeah, that's that's an odd request. Well, he's he's going through a rough time because he says he only has a four inch dick and I said you can still wage these people with a four inch dick. It's like no you can't like oh, yeah, you can because I do have a friend which we it was a very nice but we used to call him. We named him pumpkin. Wow, that was a bit literally at all. No, because at like the age players face or just behind his back. I remember that I think just behind his back. Okay? Yeah well because of the age, I mean in nineteen years old from the bait like right? Yep. No from the from the route to the head was like the size of your thumb. Okay, and that was fully hard. You know, you know, what are you going to do me but it still wasn't a micropenis near was something there. Like you could Jerk it it just okay. I don't know. I think I've seen women's classic burger. Yeah, but like the queen of the nipples the nipple Queen. Oh, yeah. She had a she had bigger nipples than his life. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, it happens a big nipple text come in all shapes and sizes. That's true. Yeah some are pointy so so many I love it how I saw a thing that Macaulay Culkin actually referred to fruit-blood really hurt you. He said yeah fruit juices just blood of fruit, but it made me think of we are fruit-blood. We are you sure it's great. You look it up immediately. If not sooner haircut get them today. We have sung these songs many times and yep. Different episodes actually, I do think that someone has gone and checked it out. I really more than more than one person has for sure. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yep. Yeah, and basically those were just parts of cartoons and this other cartoon. Anyway, there's video PBS org Nailin hard cock and people or the host the guys name Brad Neely's. Yeah, Brad Neely's sclopio peepio anyway, and and that's kind of how the animation went. Yeah, and then there was it's pretty I mean that really describes it. It's name really encapsulates what's going on there? And and I still say that I really want to have a cosplay group to go. Yeah, it's True Blood because they're all dressed and give outfits gotta be Fantasy Fest. Yeah, cuz it has to be so outlandish and crazy. Yeah. Yep. Blood is a fictional animated band and said Brad Neely's hard sclopio. Peepio hard nallen PBI, very confusing. It is very could be even when you're not high at all.

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She was pretty fucking confusing Stone Cold fruit blood is is very easy to understand though like the cliffs approve blood you'll see it. Oh, I totally get it. You can find it on your question mark, I don't know. I'm just saying so yeah. No, I'm just saying pumpkin. You live a small dick. You can still please people. Are we talking about we still going sorry. I swear I went back around. What are we thought was hot out? I don't even know what the conversation my Hawaiian my Hawaiian friends fan. It wants me. I'm still not going to do this video is kind of a that's a tough. Yeah. Yeah, I mean wage and what about all the other fans it just want to bang right? You know, it's not fair. It's really not fair can't do that for one. I wouldn't and not everybody good and definitely go find find a prostitute I would wage. Get it over with sun. Yeah, just to it don't don't feel bad about it. There's a lot of people that I know that lots of our virginity to sex workers. That's right. It gives you a give you a little confidence. You'll you'll you'll understand that. Nobody will belittle you or make fun of you at all. That's right. You know what I mean? So find a pro be good. Yeah. Well totally legal well in hello. Yeah, but if you if you travel over and go to Nevada, I mean if you go to the body Ranch do that, let me to you could go fully International and go to another country where it's like you go to an Amsterdam or something off or if you feel like District if you feel really scared you could go to one of those sex doll brothels and lose your virginity to a dull you could wait for would that would I even count next Thursday? Well, I think it has yeah. I mean it's, you know, see some yeah something that doesn't get shipped to you in a box unless they have ex machina home. Dull still be masturbation. Okay, but I think I would totally accept it. Hm. Yeah, you know the things you can do with it would be scary cuz you knew the thing could totally rip you apart who put that icy cold dead hand around your cock. I mean that's like banging one of these girls that you know is a professional cage fighter and one way or another. I mean some of them are very tough, but they could just totally choked you out. That's like ex machina meaning X Market. I can tear you apart any second and there are several lady Grapplers in shit. They could do the same thing to you. You know what I mean? Probably the most of us, especially if I wasn't paying attention at any point in time, it would be good night. You know what I mean? I'm On Top tonight me being bigger or stronger. That would be a weird dynamic. Yeah, but you like that though what you you like people you can like actually have some kind of like throw to yeah. Yeah. I'm not generally smaller more FAQ. Ladies really were never my thing and I'm definitely not petite. I mean fuck I'm six foot sofa chrissake. Well, yes, there has to be some kind of like Mass to you and one way or another for me. Anyway, I'm Norwegian where you would like that? Yeah too small and I feel like I'm going to like break something. No, I can't go full bore. I don't like it. Well, I couldn't actually I could and I have but and yours you would like it even though things could be quite bad because ultimately yeah, but it won't affect the results for who? Okay exactly right for me. It works wage. Exactly. I don't know shit. That was fun. I'll go take your husband. That doesn't happen. I love you. It doesn't know it doesn't I know I know cuz I know yeah, I don't do any constantly have to remind people that we just joke you don't fucking do anything violent towards me. So what's I asked for it off? Yes, I asked for it. Huh? I have that problem dinner. You went up to worry about see well, I'll fuck it up again under tell you again. Sorry, we don't do this here trying to sell this. Let's go to my favorite segments damn founding no worries. Mate might not be the porn. You would pick it is important Katie would it's time once again for off of the week. Okay. So my poor and pick of the week is you're not going to like this. What do you play like it? Well, hey, okay. All right. Well, I've been kind of into edging lately change and schedule are now now and kind of like orgasms. Denial. Oh denying yourself in Oregon. No, no, no, no, no, like someone else say that every time. Started jerking you off. And I mean, you know, this isn't true the way this morning went but like if I start jerking someone off and then when they're about to come and then just stopped.

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Yeah way and the do it again, but then but then after you gets to be too much like you're gonna piss yourself, I mean this goes for girls, too. I want to like follow it up. Like I like it followed up with like slightly violent explosive release like you're just like an exploding then it's like it hurts like kind of like you feel like it just it's so bad that you want to come so bad that it hurts. And then all of a surge is like everything is Bruce okay or Chuck and ropes everywhere flinging them, but then just have that whole violent shaking kind of orgasm. All right? Yeah. All right. I mean you, you know, a lot of that's not a hundred percent real life just corn. Okay, so it could be I'm not stupid. Sure. However, there is one I did I used to walk around with this one kid who was still spastic when it's just it was it was a little odd we made was almost like as soon as well he wasn't circumcised. That was one of the dudes and Every time like air would hit his dick he would just it was like almost like like this is Faith nice. We were young whatever but but I make the judgments. I laughed of sex a lot so you I know this. Yeah sometimes is a really creepy laugh. Okay. Well either way but you know, I will and and it's it's a thing it's it's so at any point in time somebody did something like that. I would probably laugh. Yes, and it wouldn't be a mocking lab. It would be a I am having a good time laughs but it's like almost I mean when it was like after we would not have sex too and he would and he would pull out he kind of like almost like hunched like a fucking dog like like, you know dog was like are fucking suck. Like it was like one of those. All right. Are you going to throw up or something? Like what's the matter who you know how long I've had some real winners of the wheel. So that's my important pic of the week. There was someone I don't remember if we talked about on the last episode, but there was someone that requesting an audio of me peeing. I don't remember cuz the way okay, I'll just recap in case you guys missed it off when I pay when I have to urinate it sounds It sounds like a pressure washer not really at the Villa. It doesn't sound like the water hitting the bowl sounds like a normal person's P. Like it's that part of it does suck it. It doesn't but it's almost like it's breaking the sound barrier as it's coming out of you and has like a like a jet engine kind of a. Yeah, or sounds like kind of like if you put your thumb like on the end of a hose or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so but someone someone who to ask for like off, of course somebody asked and it wasn't prevent life either you think we should probably will get an audio of it. So whether she likes it or not, it'll just happen. Yeah, Well cuz we don't shut the door like anywhere in the there's not a lot of doors to shut really know. But so theoretically really, I mean you could see from what end of the page. To the other. Yeah, that's true. But like from right where you're at. So whatever since it here's another thing if you want to check out since it is Halloween, you can go over and run that you can look at the porn movie Hocus Pocus us. Okay. I got the Sanderson sisters the three witches that that all get fucked off. Okay horn. Yes. Okay. You were saying it like I should know what it was. Well, you've heard of the movie Hocus Pocus, right? Okay, when you could have been talking about hocus-pocus marry, but that's how long it took us. I know took me a second, but just usually I do reservation. It's okay. It's kind of hard to to follow the long. Sometimes. I know you're doing good tonight. If you have the proper of like T. You react very well to a hot team. Yes, and she works good for you. Well, and for people who who don't know.

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Yes, I am. Hi drink, like four or more liters like hot tea there's a yeah, a lot of leaders there. It's like the washing container. Yeah, or yeah. Yeah, but you'll you'll you'll have a couple of those with hot tea. Yeah and I'll use like 3:00 tea bags in each one. Yeah. Well, it's you know, 1001. Wait. Yeah. Well on a weekend party anymore. Really? Yeah. Oh I do it's about sixty bags a day without about sixty bags a day Habit to read a bag really what a bag got some of that orange pekoe. Theoretically you can get you backed all the time. That's like a teacher wage. Oh God just for you. Yeah, let's thank you. I appreciate it. Also on Twitter. I was I was referred to as a proper gilf. I'm like oh and then he followed up with after I responded to him and then he followed up with using it's just a young Lads fantasy. I mean, I guess I you know, I can be you still on the market for but then it makes me wonder how old is here? Okay. Well, but or do I really look that old flat 40, I mean that's that's grandma age. I hate to tell you twenty and twenty stack of twenty on top of a 20. What do you get? I know we've had this cover that's that's a 20 and a 25 that's a reasonable. That's not like like thirteen fourteen. Yeah. I know which still is only around the corner from the 2-0. Yeah. Yeah twenty and a twenty gives you forty and forty six, South grandma in the 20s a 20 definitely not to Ted's doesn't work that way. No. Thank you. Math does not go that direction. I don't really know about Kiki Mass know. It's Maggie equals Ali you understand that's like like that's like pinky calculus. I calculus Flippy's Maggie Eagles Ally or who are GUI plus what equals you know, whatever your life anyway, well, you know, so whatever. All right, I think we're going to go to an episode of rule 34 and when we come back we are going to have a new trend that is sweeping the burlesque stages Anna. I think you're going like we're also gonna have a new tits man too with some Buddhist hits man and stuff. You can get at poundland. All right around the corner from downtown baby girl. Let's Creek. OH enjoy. Yum, yum, it's time for a tasty and refreshing snack. And on the news it's time once again for all right, this puts me on is a bad a double star Store App Store start exploitation is exploitation movies of past. Her name is chesty Morgan. Yeah, I've heard of her. Hi, I don't know if that's really sounds really familiar. Some of the movies that has been double agent 73 deadly weapon in Chester leroux. They bought a stripper kis SE. Maru was a person she's a drag-queen that's who I was thinking of but this girl isn't exactly she's five five, but she's known for a 73 inch bust obviously inflated no choice in seventy-four really. Yeah. I mean whether that done we're doing like fucking just they would but like Steel in there, you know, I'm going to put me some stainless steel babies like a bean bag of it really sucks. Very unaware of I'm surprised. I don't know that I probably don't know what either just very little little own kind of a thing, you know. Well well down at the same time, really? Oh, wow, you know and then eventually what would happen is you would just your birth. Vigilar of the babies and you would ship them out. Yeah, eating the shadow matter filled out one of the other it doesn't work when you talk about how do you know are you doctor in your skinny? You were actually believes in their bedrooms like weird. Okay. I'm not saying it never happened. But you know as a common practice know I very highly doubt that happen so much. Sometimes I really like they look back. Wow strong lady. You know what? I mean? Heavy you're so fucking mean to me and be forty miles of Boom my God, but back then ladies were stronger off. All right, it's it and armed with Patrol Right, right, right.

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Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right right off and welcome back to Katie's World rule 34 Studios, catering, and radio closed. Net give me a little later at Kincaid and radio Katie Katie radio.com. Can you play video gmail.com Facebook FetLife? Google man Katy Lane, right? And they get scared right on dirt Reynolds Kurt rattled by herobust. I remember the first time you played this off the car. Wow, you worked in the skirting Elsa. So they're actually getting a little slow on you know, what I mean? Takes me a second. It's okay, you know, it is the name of the actual. Okay. You know it takes me a second. Sometimes I seem smarter than I am you forgot this. However, there was an article written about these two people. They've been not hear me out. They've been they've been married for ten minute here out. They've been married hang on for for about ten minutes ten minutes. I've been married for ten years and still get the fuck married for ten years and haven't banked off to me. That's like, okay. She's your beard like you're gay. Well, I mean they they could be asexual people but they enjoy each other's company. Yeah, it's just throwing it out there. At least I try to always find one excuse for for a person so they wouldn't see like creepy to me in some way shape or form and usually I find some excuse Rego. Well, you know, maybe they're just both if they're both a sexual then they found the perfect person for them. That's true. They just don't feel like BAGI BAGI. That's true. You can't force that dead. But or maybe you know, they're just don't care if I fuck just waiting for the right time. They could be well and and if that's the case who's holding back like who's who's who's I mean, is it worth that? I mean, are you afraid did you have a bad experience? You know Ricky guys. Are you break a while every time off every time I bring about you like to bring the pain. Well, I mean Ricky. Well, that's what I'm saying. That could be like the case too. Maybe maybe something went horribly wrong at some point possibly question mark I like the asexual idea better. That's what I'm going to go in the factory. I'm going to go with double a sexual marriage is what that is. But hey, maybe bank you bank is not in the I mean you take maybe even like a finger rang, you know little handy guide. We know they're doing that. Are they doing a little hole in the sheet, you know little soaking maybe know so cute mouth. I want something off of those. I don't know something. Does that count grinding not very little fucking information. You just throw that out there and you leave us all hanging cuz that's a picture of the off the fucking headliner like the Netflix of podcasting. Yeah. No, you will just leave leave a fucking Series Dead. Okay. Well, we never finished it go fuckyourself. We're not picking it off again. I know you were made story. We did like two seasons. You watched like twenty hours of this and we ended it shitily cuz we planned on having another season, but we just didn't do it again M. Fuck you. Hey, you get what you get put your vision? Okay. I don't know. I don't know either. I can't wait. I think we should Get up early in the morning and and go for breakfast and just see if we see any like Halloween Walk of shames.

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Go for a ride that what you're saying. Yeah. Okay, cuz I love I love seeing you know, sumbitch has been out all night or even like the dudes too because they're walking down the street and son is Blaze and they've got their shoes and their hand makeup adjust all smeared on a phase. They look like a I don't know as sexy something and well as much as I think that's happening like right now as we speak. I looked the chances are you know, like Halloween 2020 is not really the same as Halloweens past, you know, you know what I'm saying? 2019 new worry any pick a year just about any year. Yeah, you know, well, yeah, okay. So happening it's it is still out could be well, well, you can't stop, you know people from God. Getting fucked up a dress it up and having really regretful sex. Yeah. No, that's that's really always had a good time at Halloween. Oh, yeah, we always found somewhere to go this one this one chick. She said she didn't have a good time. She was she picked up some dude at a Halloween party and he was wearing a a full-blown like Panda outfit like a guy in The Mask just got out of it. All right. Well go on they were absolutely we have one of those heads a couple of those has weird. Yeah. Well I yeah anyway, all right. Well, she she got drunk they went back to her place and apparently he dipped after they fucked and he left the head down bed with her. So it was like one of those Godfather moments spoiler alert. She said it scared the shit out of her. She's like, I've never been more startled in my job. Freak the fuck out. I mean did she did remember she was banging a horse, you know from the night before panda a panda. She remembers that though, right? Yeah. Okay. Well, so the story choices we woke it up and had no fucking clue what happened anywhere several with a pan ahead. Okay, so actually all of the above but like like you wake up you have a fuzzy idea. Anyway, let's say you don't even remember banging the furry. Yeah that that I owe know what happened and again, I probably would laugh I would think it was the funniest looking thing in the world, but I would kind of be freaking out I'd be like what the fuck where that fucking panda bear panda had come from. Let's just a name you to fuck that panda bears. I don't know probably nothing else is a video of it cuz it's not a real panda bear. You know, this is a head fake stuff that it's fine twinkling. You're you're okay. You can steal it from the zoo. That's right. It's not bloody wage. Okay, I'll okay. It looks like I had a good time. What if it was what if she like picked it up and there was like a head fell out of it. That would be okay. I think I would immediately disposed of life ahead and go and drink somewhere to forget that. I forgot I see if I could do like a double forget on it. You know what I'm saying? A drunken Inception off, like maybe I could like like blackout further back because I was just coming out of a blackout if I just start drinking right away. I'll probably going to lose that couple of minutes off all that's where you gotta do it really quick as you're getting fucked up again quickly disposed of the head and maybe you will wake up a day or two later it go to what the fuck's been going on. Where where my bed last couple of days. Where did I get this dinosaur tail? How are you? That's how you erase not letting and then like making polygraph you all they want. You know, I don't remember really don't remember. Yeah, you totally drag yourself out of memory foam. It's like Lelouch for different. I loose my memory into tricking my memory into not existing. That's what your five on your on your like job application what your special skill? Hey, I can retroactively forget things. You can tell me anything if you still want me to remember it. I won't I could arrange that. I know I can make things disappear for back about my settings Wayback machine this time Katie. You need two days shit him. I'll have to get more alcohol over the phone or that people just hire YouTube that can you wipe my memory, please. Yeah. I don't know if it works on other people that way. Well, I don't know enough. I mean there are you know, how many people yep. I mean I've run into people anyway that refuse to believe that blacking out is a real thing and we both always laugh we got.

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Okay. Sure. Okay, you have never been around the next day where they you know where the fucking car is and we really need the car and both of us. This is not a joke, like one of us just holding back the information know we don't know where the fuck we left it. We don't we left at home because obviously we shouldn't have been driving. So where the fuck did we leave it where we leave it we have to go. I don't know where it is. Where's your purse? I don't know. We're doing the receipt check hangover style, you know, look of course like never keep receipts. So it's looks like well, this is just pointless like home. There's nobody here. Usually there's at least some hanger-on they could clue essentially a little bit. Yeah, even like check the phone or something like that. Yep. I thought they were with you plug is your Handler you are my head. This is bad. That's why we were completely dead lucky that we never did have horrible things happen to us cuz it really should have yeah, you really yeah. Yeah not knowing we're not knowing where you've been for a day or two off having no clue in both of you looking at each other like two idiots. I have no idea like swollen, but I feel like I should really say, I'm sorry, I don't either but if you don't know then I'm not going to worry about it. No damage. She got out of a closet again. We gotta go find her. She's not shipped yet. I have no idea what you're talking about the girl we used to have in the closet off. Like I used to have two weekends worth of of you know, so like a week and like a week and half there was totally consensual thing. It wasn't it wasn't like. Oh, yeah. I know. We just had a girl that we locked in her closet. She wanted to be there was a total things you can leave whenever she wanted to get wanted to be hospitalized. It literally took it up. There was no locked or even bi-fold doors on it at all. There was nothing on it. Nope could walk out at any point in time. Probably going to take it in television with her or whatever. She wanted. Yeah. Well now she's going to let me get a good thing. That's right. Well, I always said if anybody wants to steal that fucking that was back in the the in the nineteen, no, not the nineteen hundreds. I always say that it was early 2000s it was but I had a Giant floating tube type television 300 pound TV. It was it was like it was more. I think it was like three fifty Three Sixty Seconds big it was Heavy fog was it would bust your fucking ass? Yeah anytime I move jobs. It was like if something happens, I really don't care like why do we keep bringing this? I don't know. I don't why don't I don't know like it always ended up that like that was a really television fucking buzz off. I have this gigantic six foot bucket four foot second, six five foot bars. Anyway, it's like Asian style and foolish frog I like to watch on T. But I mean, that one's at least neat. There's a purpose for that one. It's cool looking. It's big. I mean who has a four-foot-tall fucking like to foot of round vase? I don't know wage like Asian paintings on it. It's coolish it all like acrylic and they're having some sort of battle scene on one side. And then there's like old people in wheelchairs on the other side or something. I don't know like with a big chip in it. Yeah that you slide your hand on, dripping blood pouring. But when you when you get injured, you don't just bleed like normal people really fucking God. Great, like it's like oh my God. What did you do dying? I just nicked my my hand and really did you cut it off but it wasn't that bad. I mean no it was a good kind of sure but it wasn't the end of the world. Oh, I could still move my fingers and said everything was gonna be like, you're fine. I'm fine. I was so much need a paper towels so much blood. I just need to stop this clean it up, you know? Okay. All right, we're going to go to your favorite segment standby to anybody. I wasn't paying attention at all took out so caves in and on the news it's time once again for tip. Okay, this week's tips, man is a good one. It's big. In fact get one. Anyway, it's called my big tits babes.com. Now this site has everything know it's there's there's fucking there's tips Dao. Wait, say that again. I process right here. It's my big tits babes. My big tits babes.com.

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Okay. Yeah. All right. Yeah, there's so you there's anyway, there's there's this is a Halloween edition link that you're going to that you're going to have on the episode cuz you guys didn't know you have to be reminded. There are the show Links Page and and fucking show notes on on every episode. Yeah. No, we we we put the we put links to all the episodes and shit that we do offer. Yes right there. I never episode even on the cake Acadia. How is that what you're saying? Yeah, that's where I love you. Want to know where we got the ship from that's right. Okay. Yeah. So if you want to see all that I'm talking about and then I'm looking at right now you will be able to go to that link. See them yourself. Oh, yeah, see what I'm seeing. I'm liking it. Yeah, I'm a fan a big tits man. Yeah. Yep. They're big tits. There. They are all tips. Nice all big boobies. I'm down with it. So yeah, so the Halloween ones are awesome, but you there's a whole bunch more that you can check out so it's pretty sweet. So yeah, maybe yeah, I like movies. I do. I love I love chips. I like to squeeze them and squish him. And now another one that I that I really like wage is it's called the booby blog Blue Book. Yeah the booby blog.com. Okay, and it's person talks about debts and he's been posting big tits Club 2005. So it says like this person dressed as a busty devil and there's pictures of those girl. I mean just front and back and just a little little thing about the the sweat Shake she does stuff with the auto blow and she got really big boobs and she's pretty bad stuff with you hurt, huh? The auto blow. Yeah. Yep. Does stuff with it? Well, I'm sure she probably like sticks her puts a dildo in the auto blows mouth and then let's or or they're or they're some fucking dude wage that you uses it on and like a flashlight or something. No, I don't know. Maybe she is lazy and I don't want to blow that's a weird video she does video. Okay. I'm trying to imagine my head. The auto blow is like a mannequin with a fucking fuck sleeve as and it isn't it know the auto the auto blow. Well, there's a audible. Oh and there's the auto blue too long, but it's it's kind of like a flush light but it's a guy but obviously don't understand it. There's an auto blow then there is I don't blow version 2 don't get them confused because a lot of people get the computer completely different sensation. There's the Platinum from the really really completely separate issues really separate toys. They are. Okay. So what are you talking about? The Autumn explain what the fuk? Just it looks like it's like okay, it looks like a flush light but it's got like a sleeve on the on the inside. Okay, and then it's got well one has like kind of like a roller thing that rolls up and down your shaft on its own and there's a nun then the other one like Cyclones. Okay, as it goes like up and down. Okay. Oh, so it's and it's got a sucking simulate certain is right there. There's the inner workings of what's going on in the audible. Oh, yeah, so it's like jerks your dick off but it's like a blow job simulation. Oh, wow. That looks like that might be fun. Doesn't it though like a little milking machine right there a mechanical. Yeah. All right. Is it just enough ex machina for you? Well, you know, no it's not because the Chicken Ex Machina was hot as balls. I hate the tire. So well, excuse me. Well, it's so fucking robot. It's off. Yeah, I can robot is my Puck robot lunch. There's a there was a guy that got in trouble for fucking chickens this one town like this one fucking like Village just pervert who had sex with chickens follow back in his basement while wife filmed him got he got jail for three years. So wait a minute. So she filmed the chicken phucker like a chicken chicken phucker in his wife shot. Damn bar brownie straight Bobby and his wife Bobby Lee said four people. It's a hillbilly porn.com and I want chicken phucker. They had like thirty eight pages chicken look right in the fuk pitch at hole in the cloaca. It's like when your favorite things it's the only hold it's their right in the right in the cloaca. That's wrong. Just gave me the chills. Yeah, usually I get hot as hell because we cover the AC off in here. So it doesn't make a noise that while cuz it's annoying it bothers me. Yeah, when I process it if I hear the AC around not like oh, I know really sucks.

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Or you can hear it to the neighbors for the bathroom. Oh my God. Yeah. Well usually we have a fucking parking lot of Palladium playing outside. It gets a little like a dance party likes to happen on a Saturday evening night morning doesn't matter. Oh, you know, nobody nobody gets in fights. No choice. I call a ambulance doesn't shed. People are fighting so it's really not that bad. That's true. It could be a lot worse. Believe me. I know I've been responsible for a lot worse. It's karma Talent. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know kind of when you been horrible neighbors before rolling around on the grass like 3:00 in the morning out laughing hysterically at a guy who was walking his cat dog. He was doing it late at night. So he just cat was in freaked out. And yes, like 3:00 in the morning. And so people like you wouldn't fuck a ridicule him for walking his right. Now. I feel horrible about it. I should have never did that but I came to my defense. I was like blackout drunk well, and now I walk one of our cats but I don't like yeah. Yeah. I know. No I was off. Exactly exactly. I've been that horrible neighbor, you know, I mean literally I I, you know, I've laughed at for guy. I was horrible. It was pretty bad if I am sorry, but yeah, cuz I had that habit of just letting the dogs out just go. Yeah, and he he was out there and the dogs were like, you know, you know, maybe it's not really trying to eat the cat off at least, you know chasing around well and then you fell down the stairs. Yeah, the preferred like halfway down concrete stairs, cuz we lived on the second floor and then my truck caught on fire on Chris Brown. They're all separate events. So I didn't all happen the same night. No. No, it's a series of unfortunate events. I know that was all the same apartment though. Yeah. It was that's why all the memories come back to you like all at once. Oh my God, that was so somewhere time. It was stuck in a palm tree in a Rent-A-Car. Yeah, you did you hit the gas instead of the brake pulling into the parking spot, It was late. It was I was hammered. So it was high so bad. Oh my god, did you know and since I was thinking about that beardmeatsfood cuz I watched a bunch of his videos today in Yorkshire. Is it Yorkshire Yorkshire your pronounce it? I think they just go for your chore, but they said she was an English accent sounds cooler. Yes where it sounds more official. Yeah, it's more so I yes well anyway, they are top for one night stands with 81 Pub. And of doing dirty stuff, really? Okay, and then the Northeast is next then the northeast of Britain. Yes. Okay. Does that mean Scotland? Hm maybe I don't know. I don't know like like when when they say is this a northern England. What does Manchester and Liverpool? Okay. Well somebody that lives there completely knows and we're ignorant of it. Yeah. I'm I'll just get messages. Oh, yeah, you're going to have to look it up in a minute. We're gonna have to get with research and fire bit off. That way. They can feed you this information before I don't give a fuk if you fact-check me or not. Really really don't know hair. Evil Genie man, huh young to be meeting whatever they're fucking I don't care anymore. Like I was just being I think really overly sensitive because it really was funny. If you think about it you go. It was right here the way there's your page. As you a little map right there on screen check it out. So whatever you're trying to figure out there it is. Oh, yeah, just like that wasn't trying to figure anything out. Yeah, and it's weird though, because we totally expect them to know where are states are in like like what stereotypes come with each each fucking region. Yeah. I mean, no I know completely expect them to know that and we have just no way Jose. No, I have no idea. No clue. Those are places. I know they exist. Hey, if you guys are strapped for cash and stuff like that. You can donate a testicle and it'll pay you off. So now that you've got two of them, so if you want some really really funny what you sharing that information of what you did. Why what do you mean am I it sounds like you already have a fucking buyer for my nuts like not only are you going to take them but you're going to sell them to somebody Black Market hot commodity dead. Not sir thing. No had a third one on there. Like what? Why why do I freak you out so much. I don't understand where you got it from really? Well, you're not really a reasonable.

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You think that can't believe that you would think I would do something like that just because I mentioned weird stuff to you all the time sticking them in advice or any of your $30,000 gone drink this off to get all it'll be okay. It might grow back feeling happens that way in anime. Sometimes you watch anime have some stem cells. There is a fetus wage it just for you. Oh, no part of the way know I'll end up growing like a kidney my nutsack. Like that Iran a mouse No, but a kidney all my nutsack wait, but then we could sell the kidney to see and kidneys are way more expensive. They shell out a lot more per kid needs. I have a feeling though. Like I would imagine that would affect your sex life not having nuts. I don't know. I'm not a doctor. It is very strange. When will you know, I've never seen anyone that were nutless. But oh, yeah, we have we have we've seen it close up. Okay. I met like all healed and like in a faction. Okay. Yeah. I know we didn't see what we yes. We saw him but not the nuts themselves. We saw him all healed up and in some in the only action we ever saw he was doing the same thing, but he had a smaller Rope though for the guy accidentally lost his he didn't lose somebody, you know disconnected them from his body before removal he acted the same way. Always as he did afterwards, so I don't you know what? I mean? I don't know you never stop acting that way. Even after you know accidental pop off each of the fucking beanbag little bean bag. Well, oh God. Yeah attack is stacked been done ripped off horrible accident. Oh look like a cat toy Christmas ornaments. I don't know that it affected me at all. And that's really the only like, you know what I mean just talking like from a pure aesthetic friends, you know, well you get new tourage. Yeah, you can do that. But I mean Rodger little little fake telephone calls in case you didn't know that they usually put in show dogs for dogs. Yeah. Yeah, if you had to nip them give them some neuters see that would be a little strange cuz I've seen some dudes with tiny ass balls and it's just it's kind of strange. I'm like and did they draw like what else what the fuck do balls matter? I don't even understand that like matter. I liked I don't get it. I I there are some game. Really? I really big ball. What are you? Okay ball sizes of thing. Yeah. Okay. What's what's a desirable ball-sized? I don't know. What the fuck like on the dead. Then my mind. I'd like a little smaller would be better that way. They nest in places a lot easier and they're not rattling around banging, you know sitting on them. You can't exactly that's the biggest thing that the water the bigger your your actual balls are the the way bigger chance of you hurting them. I mean, it's it's it's this is just physics here and scared about a man's home or scared about them getting snagged on something. Anyway, that's because I've done it before they get afraid style. They get, you know, even me being careful with my nuts, you know, sometimes you back to them it happens and it's never a pleasant thing never. It's nothing. I look forward to ever Some people do okay, that's them they can kick themselves and they can do whatever they want with their balls. I have have crushed and kicks in squished. I've seen you do a lot of this. Yes missing bolts go ya know and like I said and with the mouth you like having this already obviously made inroads in the setting this up on what to do with my testicles after their quote accidental remote. Well, you know, I don't know accidentally bringing the pizza Caboose doing that's an awfully sharp thing to be bringing into bed with us. KT don't understand that I didn't think so. I'm just going to tickle you with it off. Oh, hey, you know you didn't mention at all that that that the t-shirts well stuff will be available. Oh you were that's okay. I'll get you know where cuz we're we're at like at the end. So are we dead? Says he'll what do you do on you can put in fucking limits on me again. Yeah, just try to keep it to an hour. But yes available November 1st, which if you're listening live is tomorrow relate a couple, you know our too. Well, not really because I gotta like post I guess I could do it tonight. Whatever can't do it like right now not right now but eventually really really soon Nah by the first just like he said see November 1st, we're going to have the new merch available and it's good for the first couple of days.

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It's actually going to be cheaper if you get in the first couple of days, but anyway, you can the there's a new design new logo. It's really really cool. I think it's awesome really good tee shirts and you can walk in my my mouth is open a little more than enough space nuns face nun's outfit. You can get on a goddamn pillows. You could like. Fuck my face like just across my face you're so you're says Setting it out to get a lot of videos and pictures of people. Okay. I want to I want to see you defiling my face on a tapestry. Yeah, whatever you can get a magnet stickers off whatever for cases. Yeah. I don't know if I'm going to do the phone case. I don't know they like print on just about anything. So so yeah, so pretty much if you want to look at me for saying in the office when you have your cup of coffee or you just want to stick or something never they'll be available and it will do it longer than like a week now. Yeah, that was always the same hate for it was like only like a week no Thursday will be available for whenever you want. But it's going to be less expensive first couple days. I don't yeah like 20% off or something like that. Yeah, and even then we didn't we didn't even you'll see it change yellow they'll be links on the website can't cater radio.com and I probably on your Twitter Facebook all that shit. It'll be it'll be everywhere. You'll get to see it. All right everyone. We are getting gonna have we're getting off. I'm getting out test be okay getting the belt. I did get my fucking wish I just you know, there was a point a couple of weeks ago where I wished somebody would get Bell's Palsy because it would be fucking fantastic. If this said person you got Bella C and it didn't happen and a very disappointed and then I'm disappointed in myself for wishing Bell palsy on somebody cuz that's fucking horrible. Yeah, who does that you do offer? Hey, I didn't wish him dead. All right A lot of people did anyway, so we are getting in at we are getting out of here for tonight for the week. So I hope you guys have a great wonderful wonderful rest of your Halloween shifted a driving trip. I gotta stop. So do you have anything for me? I need a job. Can go kiss on your pink spikes level. I guess I could talk like all of a sudden my tongue done work. I had my my brain is not working off. Let's read. burritos record sucks