#318 Crazy Bitch Night

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The following program is a dealt contend kraz language of a sexual manner completely irresponsible advise along with some things you'll wish you could hear. If you are under the age of eighteen easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality please turn off. For those who remain enjoy and have a Nice Day The weekend has landed all the exist now club strokes, popes and parts of four hours from the world man I'm going to blow steam on my head like a screaming kettle I'm going to cut shit to strangers all knife I'm. GonNa lose the plot on that dance floor the free radicals inside me freaking tonight I'm chip Travolta, three pop I'm going to Never Neverland with my chosen family man, we're going to get more. Than? Meal on. Strong. Advocate. Tonight. COULD BE A The. Quick Buck per. What's on the? And now live from rule thirty, four stadiums. I bring girl who has a world class laser focus when she is trying to get some Dick. Here, she is your host, the one, the only kinky. Katie. Welcome, to this Shula this is. Number three eighteen im your host can be paid in with me as always is the incredibly patient Mr SC. Another year get MS patients from. I would like to squash it right now I I would say you have quite a bit of Beijing. Okay. Well, at least when it comes to me. Okay, well. That's more of a ability to just completely June somebody else. Take out. Exactly yeah. We're coming to you live from razz radio live dot com he katie radio. Dot Com embryo has dodge. You've got a fun show tonight at eight home. We got a Lotta Shit going on tonight. I mean a lot of sub saga about I can't even believe some of the topics talk about tonight and I'm going to be going on a little rant a little later because I have another installment of the saga that is going on with the friends Kuku Bahamas girlfriend. Goodness. Fungi leading her ran on this having their cable yes. I know is that's A. Horse I say she why would else would she just completely obsessed with fucking with you? Right all the time I don't buy that habit. I. Do not find get is every. Reason. Anyway. We're going to talk about that a little later. Yes. All Right, oh my goodness. Okay. Well my mother she she finally addressed my shoulder tattoos. Did she say, Hi, well, I'm Katie's mom. No. I was on the phone with her and She said that. That my dad shoulder pick from facebook I'm like, Oh goody. Taking pictures. But She kinda hesitantly said that they were pretty she's like. She promised me. You'll settle down and not go higher than what's what's there Sure Okay I won't do that. Mom. I don't know I that still a for you. It's really kind of strange to me. I know strange concept for me. I know to like that for that's be a thought. As far as getting a tattoo or something like that. I know I know well, you know I don't know the future's going to bring. Yeah. No I mean look whatever I'm going to do it. I'm going to jail. Sorry. Oh there are some people that only listen to the podcast version of this show. I just wanted to let you know again if you want to catch the pre show because people talking been asking about it, you get it live. Go to KINKY HAITI RADIO DOT COM and. It's at nine PM Eastern, Standard Time I I, I do on twitter and facebook. So you know excuse not I know when you go there, you'll see listen live and then you'll see like a cuss schedule like two options has put it onto station. So just pick one. Yeah. It hit play on the little player there and it should do it. If not. I don't know what to tighter. It's the Internet figure this shit out. Ores Lakes and shit they're broke. If he can't work this contact me, I'll I'll give it to my it guy maybe he can figure out what the problem super fucking civil, whatever I don't know Happy International Cat Day. To his. Taste. I got my little kitties right with me. Yeah, you not really go too far in the House with them nearly. Now. Your. Pussy followed you everywhere.

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We saw interesting little thing on the tubes of you earlier today. It was a girl that transitioned into dude and then it was de transitioning back into a girl S, D transition female to male to female. Yes. Yes. As I that's all that's alive but I can see that happening quite a bit while i. mean you know I I'm sure it does I'm sure some people don't want to go back I'm sure some people do and I'm sure people some we know a lot of people especially male the female. Know. They take the they'll get a new taking hormones and maybe get a breast implant something like that. Yeah, and then they leave bottoms the way they are I mean and they just now I'm good like us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It happens often it's a you don't really evernote you know what I mean yeah. Because there there are still there are a lot of women's either have fucking addictiveness. In just they don't have the. Didn't know there was a a thing. Attaching? Getting. A. Penis. Yeah. Okay. Well, what are you? What are you attaching to? You you take. Stuff in the molded no you so it on. Some people they haven't made from the skin of their arm or stuff like that. But they they make a Dick for you and they attach it to your already existing your ether asked her and they put they. So you up and they put fucking like neutrons in your pussy love. Yeah and it makes balls went that far it does I saw. campy that can't be super common. No Right. No it is. Is it God that sounds like it would be some seriously costly surgery you know what I mean a sex change is usually are while I would. Just I don't know why but. To me that seems like there's a lot more coming on I remember seeing it done on it was on it was not face the death was traces of Death Okay Why would it be on? Why did somebody you have a hard time and die? No just one of those I was I was young. It was like early years whatever it's over why was it on traces or faces the death? Oh, because I've never heard of any such traces of death where you're getting this from I I've seen it. I've seen all of them all what would faces of death traces as well? It comes just like phase. It really swear except it's more hardcore metal music that blasts for all the scenes. Okay. It's so it's a little later. Maybe Kaz faces the death. Was You know something like seventy seven? Yeah. Yeah I eat. It was it was early. Don't know we got it did come out later. Okay. But it still had same like retro. Well, they were just taking you know the whole idea well, anyway well, there was. This is back when they like the surgeries weren't really like. That old soapy was kind of really grotesque and like you said, no last video, we showed you. Female or male to female. Now it's female mayor. Tenth Nineteen Seventy Eight So there you go. Okay and you're saying faces of death traces. You just looked up face it. Okay. I don't know why I look up. That was in ninety three. Okay. So that's almost you know that's that's way way after the original. Yeah. Okay. Twenty years everybody knew a faces. Yeah never heard of traces but see, but I'm not crazy. 'cause I watch us in not prove sanity leg is eight. You remembered it correctly this skull like remembering stumping right does not mean you're fucking not nutbag Oh God that's true. That means nothing. That's very true because you can point at an elephant drawn on a page does not mean you are a fucking genius. Does. Whatever? Very. Difficult question question. There's a there's a movie and it's all about tried to. There's a clip of it, but I, try to find the the whole movie and miss having trouble with it, but it's called killer ain't. That somebody's name anus now it's like a mess, but they just had really bad handwriting. It's Japanese schoolgirls and there's a there's a creature living in her ass and she feeding it. But then the girl her friend comes closer to check it out and like it snatches out her asthma grabs. Grabs her throat. Okay. So it's like Aryan style like coming out of the Girls Ass Italians aliens. Where are we talking about this? Anyway I, don't know because I was just like I ran across movie because we were watching like animated and it's like Weird Shit but then now we're.

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Just like you know the thing that shut out of Sigourney weaver movie there. Yes Aliens Aliens Aliens is. Alliens daily is. Okay Oh okay or him sure. Why not? Oh, real quick. I want to say thank you to Mike and Gio for the new fan art. Geo He did he did one of me he's done a bunch of me before you always need. Pre like killer too. I love it anyway. I am I am Kinda lounging out on a on a leather couch with a bottle of brandy or something in a cigarette. Somebody's lounge out anyway. Shut off. Its first to be me damnit. Yes. Yes. But it's digitally. You know it's done. School, of course, like nine, it's not gonna be like real real said Fan art. Fan Reality. Photography's and art as well. Why hates bucket break touchy? Well, then here's an here's another one. There is there is a face mask. It's someone had had made up with a girl. She's like down on all not on all fours was she's down on her arms like face down ass up there you go and the ashes pointed at that the face but let's face mask. Okay if we. Hang on you have to start over again because. I was I was very, very fucking distracted. On the mask, there's a girl face down as up and she's looking. To fuck right but it looks like your faces in her ass. Okay Yeah. No I don't. But okay, you don't get it with Tash stuck on the way she likes to go off on my own direction and then you say sub the Yes. Okay, it's a face mask. The makes it look like you're eating someone ask okay. There you go. The better. Did I simplified enough a superfly. Well. He made one of the same thing except he put my face on it. So. He's eating. My Ass. And I was like hey. Yeah. You gotta twitter you guys can while they're both there and stuff like that. Yes someone who was talking about Oh he had also Sonya tweeter something. We've talked about removing testicles like castration and golf balls and Shit. What they're doing to our state here there's rubbing it off until we turn black and die and follow up. Just float away. We don't talk about. Don't talk about them and more. So for now the overall plan. You think. So I really do. I really do. Hey, let's go to my favorite segment by standing by. It. Might not be the porn you would pink. Point. Katie Ryan. It's time once again for. Okay, my porn pick of the week is It's kind of like a souped up Laurie whole kind of situation. Yeah. More scraped. Well what it is what they do. They have kind of like different little platforms with little booths in them, and there's a person that's from the waist down outside the booth. Okay. Yes. They can't see you you're. You're you're separated by a barrier at least. Zone of the facial area because here's here's the thing there's a wall and there's like three or four different little openings. Each one you can either be there could be someone laying there on their lap I me on their back with their legs open. There's another ymer like they're in the doggy style position and people, and the room has about six or seven people in a at once. Okay. Right it's like a like a mass banging area. Yeah. Okay. They're like writing about Japanese businessman style. Drawers yes. Okay and whatever looks appealing is the go to start fucking them and it's all on camera. Like the whole concept here yeah, and I mean they're helping out during. During staying separated times this. Swap spit at all. You don't even have to talk to the person now at all row. Row. And they will they've got regular glory holds too but the but like the kind of more. More access when I guess yeah you can rent one for like twenty, five, ninety, nine hour.

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Well, you're still going to be next Jimbo or whoever jimbo likes to. Watch. That's true. spectate. You know what I mean. Like what can I pay to just hang out in the back somewhere else? Somewhere. I'm just saying, I'm for a friend. Okay, friend. I would never do such thing. But I don't know I just I. that's that's kind of exciting to me for some racer kind of what we're talking about show a while ago how having out like one of the party parties have like a dark like box with a hole in it I don't know if you WANNA stick your Dick in there and take your chances go for it. See. That's the problem I. Don't. You know anymore I'm not that brave about sticking my take into a whole I know I know but these are people you trust. Okay. Really. Do I trust them really? No. I really no I. I've learned my lessons about sticking your take into weird places. Well, yeah. Because these are the same group of people that they found. A friend of theirs has a serious allergic reaction to cinnamon and they bought a cinema broom and chasing around acton with it without a shirt. That's what you do. Reindeer Games. He's being attack. fucking broom. Pretty. Tech. Mean coast without saying Oh God. So anyway, that's that's that's that's my for the week. Victory. That's Kinda. Get me going I. Don't know I. Don't know why I lately I've had this kind of fascination with just. Let Gloria Yeah I don't know either while at least this week. I don't know I mean you'll have a couple of things going on, you have random sex you have public sacks you have there's definitely a dirty factor about you know. Now there's a filthy to it kind of fills that you like. Well that's your I. also do like to wake up having sex. That was. No I know but I'm that's what I'm saying. It's like you know kind of a conscious. Really. Could be if you had already a congratulate consensual agreement for that then you then you have one. Yeah. Yeah. You can work anything out and it was like she just gotTa work it out. On on camera. Three different copies. You know camera the whole proceedings of of of you know signing of Said pavers that spell it out in black and white. Yeah Yeah. Anyway. or He's just get married to the proper person. That's true. Partner will. That's right. My goodness. There's there's this girl I've never been on a dating website before so. I don't know Kinda what it's all about but there's this one girl her you know that's got to be like an alien Stephen to some people like what really I know ever even been on nearby. I don't know that I would. Even if you wave a magic wand tomorrow I have life I. I wouldn't look for girl even if I was a single person like for me, that's just not. I don't know I don't think I would have any online game. You know what I'm saying. Like I need people to be in front of me to know I don't know I don't know how to communicate that. What I'm saying he'd like to meet up at the person mask the mask. Exactly. That quite face to face yet exactly then again. Zoom. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah I mean here. It's one of these things where you're typing back and forth. No, you can talk to the person that I know there's there's it's not the same I mean, you know what I mean. I can't play half of my fucking games on that person like it touch Body language it in you know what I'm saying yes you know there's marrying that has to go on. There's a lot of things you have subtle nagging. It's very complicated and you can't do this online. That's what I'm saying well, you can't I can't. It's not my thank so. There you go. Guys whiny anyway there was this chicks profile is kinda been making the rounds this girl. Her name is kristen cheese thirty. And it's Just a girl looking for that special someone to leave my vagina looking like a punch lasagna. Man Who isn't afraid to crack and in my ass and fuck me so hard at scrambles. A family focused gentleman WHO's willing to turn my mouth into a daycare center with his baby. And a top it off at the end and she says someone to watch romantic core anal fisting midget porn with. Kristin I.

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Hope you find your. Prince charming. I think there are several men who would would be like no. Thank you. Enough yeah they. Very intimidating. Scares me a little. You'd be surprised how little I mean I'm sure she's since she's getting good. She's getting a good response but what I'm saying is like in general. How many people are GonNa read that and like seriously like regular dudes you know what I'm saying I, it would have to be somebody you know a little different I would imagine. That's why she's single totally be down for. Yes can I say? Yes if you times. I really, WanNa meet her. She sounds like a WHO adhere again if I found that out while I met you at wherever you know what I'm saying I'm standing in front of you somehow this is the conversation we're having I'm having a much much much better time more entertaining time way better is not the usual lights. Being. Here and you want to do what? Okay. Well, we can work something out I. Think I think to Hey? What do you think? Do you think I could fit that? Guy's hand up my ass? I just WanNa know she wants you to beat up Posey it looks like lasagna. Depends on what we're starting with here I mean are are we already starting on a Straw Ri-? What's going on? Xtra? How God? She gets follow me. Oh well. No that's the Exeter at. You know mean like immediately if if if a girl said that to a guy in person girl Lavar, says that to you know ten out of ten guys, there's only going to be one of them. That's go. Okay. Let's do this. Yeah, you know I was always that guy yes you were. You know this oh? Yes. You know this you said hello and and You were being seriously aggressive I was yeah and I've seen guys just cower like I'm GonNa. Say Ninety eight percent of men at some point within five minutes of meeting you. Do. They were uncomfortable. Yeah, and you could tell they were uncomfortable. They were willing to be uncomfortable to bang you but they were uncomfortable Oh. Yeah. So then I would just make it worse than like how fucking far is going to go and then I'm like where you stop me from being weird and now they never stopped. Blows my. mind. From from my getting people naked to cutting off bodily hair, it's just like. I don't know I. Don't get it. I didn't either people are very strange. That works a lot better on you when when you you had fun with you and yet you know weren't quite the. Know. Yeah, Bitch. Yeah Which is okay. That's you feel like. I give up all hope I'm just going to have fun if she's GonNa kill me she's GonNa kill me, and then it just turns out to be more fun what we knew a lot of people that were into the idea of they scared. And you weren't like like being mean to them wasn't overly no. You weren't seriously bitchy. You were. You were just pushy. You're just really regressive. Yeah. Yes. But you weren't like you little fuck did our like that? No, you were being nice about everything. You're you. You're like the dude that you cut off his fucking six insult hatchet was so ridiculous. Like you kind of walked up to him. You were like, Hey, today and you kinda touching his face and you were standing right in front of them. Right and then you kind of you started stroking his thing and you go oh, sweetie that would look so much hotter if we just cut it off and then you look over at the bar as you have a pair of scissors and he said yeah. Went ship all look at that. That's great and walked away. So you weren't a about it you weren't. You weren't mean you weren't anywhere very nice about it and yet you cut it like five years of fucking sold patch growth girlfriend was was not very happy. Because he was there with his girlfriend. Didn't even ask you what you wanted scissors for either now like here. Terry, obviously, you're cutting something off somebody. It's okay. I never know the unless it's GonNa stab somebody. TABBIES Davidge. You've only had one liquor pitcher buzzer not giving you any more tests you shots Katie. Never. have another one of those. Okay. Here's three more. Were you go. Out in the car for half an hour you know. So the point is up like when when a girl comes at you in an aggressive way saying exactly what you want, you would be surprised how how, how often that that they they run Get panicked.

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Either freeze or run like a deer you know what I mean. You could get him to freeze and they will freeze. And then sometimes. Sometimes, you'll see him out or somewhere else like the next time and they kind of some of them just. Look like I'm very scared of this one. Then were there were there were other people we would be that we're fine with you. You know I mean they knew how to you you. They didn't let you exactly fuck drive them around now you know but they could hang out. Yeah and that's what makes it fun the okay. Okay okay. Oh my goodness. Gracious. Oh. There's we saw a little bit about this or you're telling me To be here, this is either on TV or you told me about it but p breeding visas in Japan. I heard the term breeding, they have breeding visas in. Really know what that means you are, but in order to get one of them, okay. You have your required that you have to prove evidence that you've had at least one pregnancy and you're and you're able to. Like, you can help to. Get other females basically you need to get other females to who also had kids to come and fuck over there and get pregnant. Yes. Yes. Yes. That sounds really that sounds like an odd kind of a thing. Yeah. That's like please come here and knock somebody up. Like how responsible would I be for I mean like what are they expect to? They expect you to wait a minute though, but it's the idea it's not just for you. It's for women to women can get can go over there and Japanese men can fuck them as long as they get pregnant and like here's a baby. It's part Javanese. Saw You go interesting. So but they said if there if they have one of these breeding visas if they're unable to to to prove that they have had kids before. It's there's a fine that they have to pay and it's like it turns out to be like four, hundred, seventy six. US over. Here's the thing. Here's the thing you have to produce evidence that you knocked somebody up already. Yeah. That you're. That, you are the you. Yes, this the a baby that's on the way or their tier. Basically. You could get a visa if like you went there you met somebody and you or you got somebody fragment There's a pregnancy involved and half of the relationship is a Japanese person. Yeah. Okay. No, that's just normal. fucking immigration and Chet. It kind of is ya they make it to determine breeding is really it's misleading. It's not like a breeding lottery. They're not like like you're gonNA come over and knock somebody. No, it's not if you. Get somebody pregnant or get you know what I mean. You you qualify for a visa Yeah. Reading these though it's like you can fuck people over here. No but. No that means you could stay in the country. Like. If you knock somebody up, you can stay there. Hey, like like like in order to to get a visa they're like a word. I'm sure it's harder than it would be if somebody got pregnant. Yeah. So basically, if you got somebody pregnant while you're there, you meet somebody whatever it is. Easier to stay there. All right. That does make sense. Yeah. No, it's. It's very misleading. On that on that, now we're GONNA, go to an episode of rule thirty four, and when we come back, we got more stuff talk about and also some blown. Yum. Time basically and refreshing snack. So we really affect things on youtube the other day. Yeah it was. It was his new video. We decided to clip on Click on she. She bought a bunch of different kinds of perfect. You know yeah the fuck over and Japan Yeah Enemy flavors anime sense and shit. Like, some of the sense were pretty girl armpits sweat anime girl key Yeah Dick. Cox Smelling school shoes. These were the exact names because they were in. Kanji. So we don't really see that, but we're just going by the English description of what I was just so you know. In case you're looking for them on the interwebs because it does exist it does exist because he had them even pregnant pregnant. Yes pregnant mill. was wasn't even essence yourself was it I don't even know they had like sweb Pusey sweaty socks, thirty feet. So school no schoolgirl. Fresh put fresh pushing for. Sean Connery. Her to push.

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Back to these sense yeah. Most of them she didn't. Maybe I'm shocked that like schoolgirl penny she wasn't her favorite she's like L. Pr. Man. On. The cover of the box the there is a anime schoolgirl like holding hands and she had panther fingers like Cat's cradle and on the crash yellow. There's some really straight shit that happens in Japan with stuff like that. Oh, my God like the US at place you could go fine readily you know what I mean. Yeah. Things you would not think of no. No. Not In the seven eleven I don't think it was a seven eleven but you know what I mean. I WANNA. Get some standard and Peggy is. Going to make a penny. Gets. Dick. Flavored Perfume fucking all of it. I WANNA smell like sweaty Joe Right now. You have something extra ball i WanNa know what the research department looked like. Young. People because they take things very seriously over there. Oh Yeah. So you can imagine the little fucking corporate workers. Showing hub. Gay. Japanese businessmen twenty crammed in a room going. Okay. Now, we are talking about sweaty sock. What is it about the essence of Sweaty sock did we want to get? To. Know. told. And welcome to the. World on Raspberry Alive Dot Com can be Katie. Radio Dot com in radio DOT net. Can Get me on twitter at Kinky Katie, Radio Katie radio DOT COM kinky Katie radio DOT COM facebook that life. It's all there but your best bet is to give me on twitter or you mainly. I take that shit all the time and I, don't know if the stuff. Now. And your e Mail Megan. Junk. Mail yeah. Yeah. That's true. It does great email works. All right. So we got a little glimpse of something absolutely horrific. The made my stomach turn and I was just I don't know what the fuck to do. There's this French Baker. Apparently has goes around and collects female urine from public toilets. And and makes what he calls Goldilocks Brad he for some reason, I thought it was a female because it was going into female specifically female you're in from public toilets. Calling, goldilocks bread. WHO That's fucking disgusting and she had a time like this I. Wish I did it really much better French accent. That Wassall. Like what's the point what? What's his thinking behind that? Is it for like a little acid like what's he trying to do with to p.? What's his fucking? You know what? I mean how the plan recycle talent you know there's no like for flavoring or something this is a little weird fetish, shit don't you that's what he likes it and he's like I will feed you because apparently he's got a lot of customers that are like I like win in. enough. That's. Somebody knows that they're eating I guess who am I to say called it? You know they could have had political pumpernickel. into. Question. All kinds of like you know to? Hell. Code. Violations. Just. You know if it's cooked as. You know whatever I'm not serving you bodily fluid wanting like. What I'm saying is like. Like. Yes there's nothing wrong. There's nothing I. Don't WanNa do it however. Consenting adults, consenting adults fight if you want to eat if you get your fucking rocks often you think it's exciting and like like who like eating frigging? Eating Stranger pissing Goddamn Sandwich I. Mean how much different is that from people that we know that like water sports term they like to repeat on.

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They like will they do? That's their thing. I know. So I know. What I'm saying is, what is it like a special loaf that you make only when it's requested or do you have this like every day and your bakery places? Is this a thing? This like the meat pies. Back in the day there in. London. where. They're human. Barbs Villes, Sweeney Todd. Poison London just thinking Johnny Jap neighborhood that's taking. Amer her I don't know because now. Now. Now now they're connected in my brain. Not as Usual Helena Bonham Carter Oh my God why did he did? He was he banging her to? No. No she was with timber. No, that's right. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. She definitely has that quality I'm looking for. Yes. She does a spit as well especially in fight club Oh. Yes. Crazy. Crazy works for me I. Don't know why crazy dirty cowry yeah. Don't give a fuck please. Hey, we're going to go to your favorite segment. You're literally watching me drink. Literally. Watch. I wasn't paying attention on the news tear it's time once again for. This poor girl, this twenty-three-year-old girl, her tits were so heavy she had to. Shut up. He had she had eventually stop wearing bras entirely as the straps word to painful and blistered on her shoulders. Can you guess what size this twenty year olds brasses were? M. Those are some big old movies. No very close. Okay. Were Forty I. I. Yes, Forty I. I my back hurts yeah. Actually that. That's not even into like out of control size forty she's not that big around you know what I mean. And and it's an is. So she's not you know what I'm saying she's actually a lot smaller than you would think because there are there are you'll see pictures they've got tons of pictures. Okay. She said when the she's in South Africa and she said when she was fifteen, that's when her tits just went Bam and took off. She said, she didn't even have to start wearing a bra while she said, she didn't start wearing a bra until she was a D Cup okay. Let the heat SPLO- well. Already wow girl they. She always would complain because when she had sex, they would hit her in the face. And it was very uncomfortable and it was you she couldn't even like strap down anymore because she couldn't take the weight. Is All like sixteen years old. So really because each city was very large I'm gonNA show you a picture of her and a tank top. Paloma. Ice Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Those are some heavy bags bigger. Those are some big old who's big of a girl I told you. Don't well don't congratulate her because she had a reduction Oh. It was hurting her what are you saying? Oh? We do Nanto box or something we need Dano technology so he can have larger boobs. Everybody must be enemy. I yes. That's if I'm showing us a picture of her topless holding her nannies and I'll show you. Will you guys be able to see because we put the? Website website and the description shit for the show desert really large. Well, she went down from a forty. To a thirty two see. Okay. Well, they're they're control. Now they look quite large. Control. You GotTa do what you gotTa. Do I. Guess However you know I'm always rooting for everything to work out so you can have large boobs and not have to suffer I think that would be the ultimate fucking thing job. You know what I'm saying she says she has never been so happy in her entire life that everything looks fucking great like I'm showing a picture of her in a sports bra after the surgery yet no, she has normal boobs now I mean they're they're not bad. They're normal I'm sure she's a lot more comfortable though God of course, because each one was way over ten pounds sad though. I'm sad she had to go through such a horrible thing. Here you are you're so you're so nice and really what it is I never got to put my face into. So I mean if I had already put my face into them, I'd be totally cool with that. Yeah, you know yeah I'd be fine with it. Because then I would have experienced them in all their glory.

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That's my tits man for the week Yeah Yeah. Man There's a cookbook I wanted just cock the WIG grandma. Liked it. Burn. Josh, she liked it shriveled dry burnt comrades ride whole budget Burbach. There's a there's on Amazon. If you go look it up, you can get a lube cube. From from Lube Life Okay. What is pray tell Lube Cube allies that have to be a cube for because it is quite large. No it's got a SPEC it on it. Okay wait a minute. Okay. I'm GonNa tell you this. It's it's It's by a company called Lube life and it's a water base lube. Okay Fuck Lou go on and it's two hundred and seventy five gallon of God sex lube of. Okay. So it's a very large Cuban. I'm thinking like a hand held cube sized like, why are we? Oh No. Yeah. That's a fucking like industrial size. That's how they carry liquids and industrial container with the aluminum rack around a polycarbonate square. Full of fucking, liquid. Thank you very much Mr Science I wonder it'd be very detailed. Description there. So they understood. Lube that is that is a definitely a lot of looms Lugo rancid. Don't I don't know. I don't know I don't know I was. I guess it would depend on the lube. Well, you know it's going to be like it's already hurricane seasons maybe tornado season's comments anyway there's going to be like doom and despair they wanna sure having a blue that. Katie. Forever. I'M AFRAID To lead need lube and the Apocalypse Katie, how am I going to have but sex? I ain't doing spat hell no I need to save the moisture. We gotta keep the glory hole running honey. We have plenty of customer. Hang Consumers Bob may ask the work getting that fucking Cuba. Don't tell my name is tired. I. Don't work a whole. I want to get this out of the way, but I'm like really high. So I'm not as upset as I was before not upset. But I'm not as I'm not as heated as it was before I was this is like the other day I was just I was got. Fed Up. Like it started with with my friend's girlfriend. who she she was just like kind of being weird on facebook and. Blocked her okay and no, you're going to die. Yes. She pretty much. She had a fit. talking to her boyfriend, my friend over GONNA. Get more bad reviews on every fucking I tunes and everything. That's usually how we get bad reviews. I've discovered when you have a run in with somebody's fucking partner. Yeah. Like we hit five more bad repeated somewhere. It's amazing. Well, that's okay. I can hear game he said people listening go put a couple of five star positive reviews up there to counteract hatred that's probably already landed. While he saying he's saying she's absolutely fucking driving him nuts and she's really starting to drive me nuts too. She sat me this whole long text. It was just like I've been thinking a lot a really long about what I wanted to stay to you and this girl. She's in her mid forties and she acts like she's twelve. Now I'm not even kidding, no, no is this. It's basically because it it's just another one of these girlfriend who looks on their husbands or spouses social media stuff like looks on their phone or whatever, and if they see any girls that their friends with kind of a thing that they get like what was the backstory I don't remember for well, the first day that they got together she went and cent refund request to every single person on his friend list. Oh okay I don't know and fucking boomer land over there. Is that what happens I guess? I don't I don't I don't know that. Seems a little weird to me. It's like, why? What do you care if you're not friends with them? I don't care. Okay but. Yes. So it was basically new new girlfriend drama. Yes. Yes. She hurled thing now is he's like well, I'm still friends with her and you know whatever and she's like. You WanNa fuck. Don't you I knew you WANNA fucker. A where's her husband? Part part. We're getting there again they're. Just, part of the party is. Part of the tax was like I can't believe how you could be. Like anyone could be that disrespectful you're married he's my man.

00:45:02 - 00:50:07

What, what's going on now? I like. What so I just sat back I'm like locked Cheeky Pero I'm like you are bad shit fucking crazy. Maneuvers are being placed on your man I. Are you live and thrive on drama? You make everything this is the same person that I was told by him. that. He had to take a a virus test because he was working with someone who had the virus. Okay. Shoes freaking all out like she's to get an AIDS test whatever. People are a little. He nowadays, I mean you know wait a minute. Here's more. He calls me and he tells me he's like Oh just want to let you know it's negative. About it because I was over there, I had her on an errand. And it was like, okay. Cool. Thank you. She starts texting me. God know who you're talking about. We're GONNA do and you blocked her. Yeah really. Oh. My God you've loved her. Oh my so I your definitely not after ran. No so I left. Sorry I mean to say that I was signed. Mean, but I'm just saying like, no, I am not after you. He knows that. Oh my God. I did not realize who who said you were. You were I thought you were talking about like like a social media for no, it's. All the time. This is real life. Yeah. Yeah. This is real life. Yeah, and it went from really I. Mean you've known them for six years something like that. She asked me for an autograph picture. I didn't have any and now she's like. You, home record Hor. What? was going on your mind. So I told him I told him I said. I'm just letting. You know that may have called her no I definitely called her betcha crazy like two or three I. Might want to deal with that and I told her I was like look I'm really sorry if you want me to like chill out for a while he goes he goes fuck no 'cause don't even worry about it. Really don't even worry about it. Because he's been seen someone else on the side, she knows now. I'll edit that out A. Negative Not, first, night she'd out now she knows. Because you know she's listening to your shed to save. You're talking about he says, he likes her better anyway. Better at this point. But merely apparently, but apparently, I'm not the only one she's getting fucking Mike Flipping out about okay. She's going to other people on on facebook other other friends and she's saying you know what you tired these people. that. He talks to. And then. She's been posting to she's like good man still be a good man if cheats it's like. What I mean you know to be fair apparently, that's what's going on anyway. So what she sensing disturbance and afford seat. Is. Correct. Basically. What I mean. That's what you just said Yeah. Okay one another thing she's like she she really bachelorette crazy. No, she is like which came first. Check your bag here. You know what I mean when she actually crazy she was she's in her own little Gig, their yo she is. The first time I met her she was just in a t shirt. That's not the worst thing people greeted you. Know but but I'm just saying I'm like, hi, just wake up. You want to put some pants on maybe I don't know underwear that'd be cool. A. I don't know. It's just she's. She's very, very, very immature. Everybody's had to deal with like a friends vogue new girlfriend. He tells me that she cries about the dumbest things all the time, and then she bitches because she thinks that interrelationship you're supposed to have sex every night to make it work. Our she's just really horny well. have sex interim period but she thinks that there's something wrong with her because you won't have sex with her on her period but that's her choice and you're like, what are you? Like she she's fucking nuts. She really is. Okay. Well, you know how many Jews are listening to this right now that are going well, yeah. That sounds like your average girl really. Mixed messages at stocks, all your friends you leave everybody you know except for her Up with that, you either do or you don't.

00:50:10 - 00:55:00

I, I never I never made you anything why it's it's. See like for me if you push me in a direction I instinctively lean in Judah Direction I'm being pushed away from. Let it's just not the way it works for me. Yeah can't tell me I do the Internet translation every time. Yes. Don't hit me hit you. Yeah. Yeah. Please don't be mean to this person Beaming Burson Please don't that's why I'm not giving out names either 'cause I I don't WanNa be like. But I am like. You know so some people have a hard time. Window God I I don't I don't know. So well, we'll see what happens and just say you guys know I am not a fucking home regular. I am not after your man. I have not disrespecting you in any way if I talked to him, he may have seen me to. horrifically pornographic things online. Yes. That may happen and I may have you know I may have direct messages weird shit to him. But none of it's GonNa be like, let's meet up at Bob's Burgers or anything. No, you know it may be I bet you would love this shoved up your ass like that like i. I know you have conversations with like people All the time? Yes and ball busting 'cause it's just it's fun that way and you know it no, one's taking it serious. Yeah. No I. I understand. I gotTA turn. Does, your husband, know the you another another another one G, your husband know where's your husband? You Post nudes on twitter and on the Internet? Yes he did the website. Yes, he. Does. He knew the people look at them. Oh. Stupid, are you kind of the point? I am. And and you know. To be fair you do you. You know what I mean I'm not like. Yeah. Like if you didn't WANNA put databases about yourself house and don't I I don't you know what I'm saying yes. I don't own. You don't own your body it doesn't hurt my feelings. If you put your moves out somewhere, you vote whatever fucking videos you want without you put out it. It has no effect on me whatsoever because it's it's not you know I mean I have people tell me all the time like I want to suck on nipple like could thank you. Not mean doesn't mean you're GonNa get even sorry even if you didn't put you know out. These guys would still shit like that. Regardless regardless women get that. So really what is the difference I? Don't know because she was in her mid forties still living with her parents and within a week she was moved in with him. At I think this is the first time she's ever played like suzy homemaker even had like maybe a serious relationship she fucking looney what is that happens though like I said, that's not like totally comment is what I'm saying there guys everywhere or even a lesbian women who go yes this happens all the time. Katie. This is this is not uncommon. They don't come the Pasco Pussy Pound Thin Joe. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Ones tend to be pretty fun to bang because you know they're into the role there probably is you know he's got constant as. You got to hang onto that shit like what I mean hang onto is like you. Know you catch a bucking Bronco you you gotTa Fuck in on its back in fucking hang on for dear. Life is what you gotTa do in eventually eventually, you can get it to not kick you in the nuts when you come by see this is perfect you. POPPED UP IT'S A. It's called a pumpkin pounder. Now it's it's a male or female who prefers the sexual company of red-headed pasties. Owners. Over all others, poke. Pumpkin pounder could vote is a person who seeks at Ginger in bars or nightclubs to take home with the intention of having intercourse. All right. GEND J. like the chance search she's a Pumpkin, pounder yeah. Yeah Yeah Pumpkin he's yeah. I'm getting it piece path. redheads are always such a strange thing with with women.

00:55:01 - 01:00:02

Why is that? Well, because I meet many of them. You know what I'm saying I'm trying to think. Lifetime I don't know like how many A few I mean there's been a few but it's not it wasn't very common for me to run into red a chicks. He just wasn't which is Weird fucking south. Florida I. Don't know a lot of Latin people know very sunny and hot down there. You know pasty people with aversion to sunlight allows mean and there'd in. South. Florida. Because I'm here. Yeah. You're blonde pasty like red hair pasty is different. I mean that's that's another level of Sun damage you know what? I'm saying yeah. They get fucked up we get fucked up but. It's even more sensitive. I know my goodness. I don't know how you would survive. It's like fucking surface of the. Sun. Round here. Yes. Oh God could flaming hut. It really is there is there is. Now I don't like to argue you know sometimes we play. Argue you know Just Lake We really don't argue a lot. No, we don't know we. We've. We've we've understanding. Yeah. Just talk to each other just if he's out better that way if you gotta suck suck it up for a minute and just wait to talk about it. We talk about it and talk about it like a person. Don't yell and scream it'd be emotional about chick 'cause it's it's not helping us. So a deep breath and we police had to issue a warrant for this. This woman in Louisiana she was like twenty nine years. Old is something she shot her boyfriend because he refused to argue with her. God Damn Pussy wouldn't put up a fight I said, fuck you generally, Lawrence Ellie show generally. Yeah. That's like J Jan j e n Johnson. Gentleman. A two word name. You know what? I mean. Yeah. But it's not. It's not. It's hard. Isn't word Gentle Lisa. Anyway. Well, this is fucking seven thirty in the morning on a Saturday God. Damn. Pussy. What's your Louisiana's privacy still out? Before. You know you big Goddamn, fairy what are you doing man? You Ain't gonNA fight me you ain't a man on now. Know, I've been there. I've totally been there. League leave me alone psycho girl see you're talking about that. Yes. Psycho girl heavy. She left I mean I've never fucking like pulled like a switchblade, her gun or anything on on a guy was dating or whatever. Yeah I. Mean I've never had a switchblade or anything pulled on me but I have had their has been frying pan known well, that was. That was that was different. That was different. Completely. Different. But nobody's pulled a knife on me but I've been sitting in somebody's fucking dining room when I've got hold on a friend of mine, his wife pulled it out and. When Adam like a Goddamn spider monkey. That's nice it was nuts. It was totally crazy and then he literally is trying to get away from her tries to get away from her I get the fuck out of the kitchen were in the front yard. Right. In the front yard she takes a swipe out of misses them. He gets the knife out of her hands and she falls down the cops show up he gets arrested. Like he did not all he touched was her wrist grabbed the knife out of her hand and she is fucking swing on him. I mean like taken full broad tried to kill the motherfucker swings and she falls down drunk as fuck because we out drunk as fuck go figure. Yeah he got arrested and we are all like you know officer that you know came out of with an APP yet no no. Now this is not what she's saying this is your friend you know and it's like Oh. Yeah. You KINDA got to protect women. Bro You're fucked. When it comes to your thing all go but obviously, they're not really listening to me now. No IF I. Big. See. There was another incident like two or three months later, which which was like documented by cop either either she had him in front of a cop and then hit the COP who. Something like that. So feeling invincible. So like this was like a month or two after this happen. Because, of course, didn't break up or anything course drunk and. Feis. How? Well. We're going to end on that note we gotta get out of here for the time being happy be crazy bitch night. Yes. Happy. Crazy other crazy bitch nights. Good Lord. But anyway well, I hope you guys with US tonight I'm not a lot of fun and I cannot wait till you talk to you again. So everything for me. Know. All right. Everybody will happy Wrestler Day Week.

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