#308 Restrained Oral Sex

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The following program contains adult content Chris Language of sexual manner, completely irresponsible. Advise along with some things. You'll wish you could here. If you are under the age of eighteen, easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality, please turn off. For those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. The weekend has landed all the exists now clubs, drugs, popes, and part I've got four hours from the world man I'm going to blow steam a my it like a screaming kettle I'm going to cut shit too strange his own life I'm going to stop on that dance floor. The free radicals inside May of freaking tonight I'm Chitra Volka I'm three Parker. I'm going to never never land with my chosen finally mind. We're going to get more. Than meal strong advocate anything tonight. Could be a personal loan from the quick buck per and. Watch the. Thought! And now live from ruled thirty four studio. I bring a girl that wants to be clear. Tend an nick. Tattoos do not make trashy. Definitely not trashing. Here she is your host, the one the only Kinsey kiddy. Come to the show, this is world at number. Three Oh h I can Katie with me as always the pinafore. PAPER PLUSH TOY MR AC-. Okay, yeah, so. What was up with that little intro you had gone on. They're definitely not trashy, definitely not. Yeah? We're GONNA WE'RE GONNA get into that in just in just a second, but I wanted to vote to the show. Oh, my goodness, we are coming to you. Live Raspberry live dot COM CA Katie radio. Dot Com cast dot net. I have a live. Yeah, yeah, no, I had a fucking. I want to tell you if you guys are in the area where they have public stores, don't get their frozen breaded chicken fingers. That's I forgot about your your. fucking want to die and I had a couple of extremely embarrassing incidents that happen tonight incident. Let's just say. Needed a little bit of cleanup. Song say not going to say which end either. Or, if it was a combination of those, You didn't have you had had not fun couple of days there. Was it was like two days. That I couldn't I could barely keep down water. Like oh! I thought it was gonNA. fucking die as I was concerned. You were not feeling well. It really fucking. Not, feeling well you. GotTa Start. You had grown up, yeah! The Rona Fat. Obviously. You, it was it was something you ate. Because you were violently, not holding anything down for a day now than you were fine. Yeah. Anyway you recovered and. He's saying. Something, you guys should probably. I don't know I'm just saying. Avoid them because I. I would want to. I want to think that most people that listen probably to not have a public service. Public Grocery stores are very regional thing subtypes. Our friend Dahlia the great ass she's. She had her very first pug sub. There, okay, let's use like this thing. Is Thing Glory yet? Well, there's yeah. There's a websites dedicated to how much people fucking love those things. People suck those Sandwich Dixie. They're not. They're not bad at all. I don't really have any complaints, but. Really not in the top echelon of sandwich product, or they're just not there maybe a ten or something, but you know and they are consistent. They're always there, but that's enough about regional sandwiches in grocery stores. Weirdo. Sorry I'm just I'm I'm I'm very very happy right now. I've had a lot of caffeine and I've had a lot of gentlemen today because I was in Orlando once again seeing our friend. Brian Duet at atomic tattoos and I got some of my work done and talking about the the little intro that as he put on. You're talking about. Tattoos are not trashy. Civically. Hand and neck tattoos. Specifically.

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Why don't you why don't you? Why don't you explain to everybody? Why what sarcasm is four what? About, what's archives for? But you? You used to have a very stern opinion about hand and you know next at twos and I was always the one who was telling you look at if I'm GonNa, get a tattoo. Tattoo, and if it's on my neck, its neck and you know it was always a point of contention and yet. You have both now. You have both sides of your act tattooed. Both sides your neck tattoo in one hand. You still have a hand left. Hand Left. You haven't done. Here's the thing I haven't done your face. Here's I'm during my nose. Florida there on the side. Florida sideburn for you. Could use some late. Cheetah prints across your forehead sir. Classy of a my. Fancy hey look. Look! It's it's not really the one I would think you go for like. Well! I mean that wouldn't be what I would think you do, but then again if you would ask me ten years ago. If I thought you would ever get fucking, hand or neck tattoo the answer. WOULD BE No way now don't get me wrong. It's really. Consider this a next, anti. Okay, no way to be fair to be fair. I would consider it to neck tattoos I mean technically you have one on each side of your neck. It's a club for those of you that haven't seen the pictures on twitter or facebook. That's a cluster of roses. That's that are they are on my shoulders, and then a big rose comes down kind of mostly on my chest, and then a little bit just a little bit of some leaves. Come up on the sides of my neck. Hopefully, if you were a regular t shirt, you would have two inches of tattoo sticking out of it. And if I lose some way. Longer. Collar you still would have two inches of Fuckin- Tattoo sticking out of it. That much considered a neck tattoo. That's that's an extra two. Are Ready have a hands at you and I. Remind you all the time. Pretty Flower there. I remind you all the time. You've done porn so. Your your market, so does it really matter. Does it really matter if you have a neck tattoo is that what's going to stop anything at this point? Really know exactly. That's what I've been telling you for the. Nectar. Porn see I could influence. Hey. I did a porn. I. I'm responsible for all of your bad decisions. I'm just say you're not I definitely do not discourage anything that sounds like it's way abounds because I don't enjoy way out of bounds. Yes, you do. Know the further the further out. It is the kind of more like it. Yeah, I know, and then you, when you just speaking on tattoos alone when you Brian get together when I'm kinda thrown out an idea or something the to fucking go after each other and. Gay L. Like yeah, no. fucking sick and we're. GonNa do unlike excuse me, but yeah. Well, I don't even know what you're talking about. Okay. I don't I tell now. Anyway, I don't know you anymore. I got. Who are you my God? Who Are you? But I. Take him out really nice. I like them, yeah. Really really good think choice. He did a really good job. Thank you, oh! Yeah I agree with you. Guys did on no having anything to do with any of that and he had to know all. came up with the design. I did not come up with anything. You found shit that you liked and you. Cut It out and move things around into your like. Yes, that's what I why I you dealt with my bitching. Get picking a dealt with you. Can you move. Leave. Narrower this over here and it's. It's on a computer, so it's it's pretty easy. He did appreciate it though yacht well, because it was hours and hours of of well, no like what I'm saying is. You, whatever you're getting, too, so you wanted to make sure it was exactly what you wanted. So that's what you did. Good Ninety way so I as soon as it heals though I get, I'm going to get it colored because right now. She's the outline and then I may do one. One, you know one week and then the other one another week, or at another time just because. He's call hurt. Is GonNa hurt? You.

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You're okay with it when you came home. You like super freaked out by the whole situation. You know it wasn't that bad for you I mean I'm not in any pain. Per Se right now. Little on your chest, and a you know on your shoulder and up on your neck. Yeah, no, it's all subjective. Be Everybody Oh. Tell you a different spot on a tattoo that hurts them more, and it doesn't hurt another person. The same you know what I mean not true I mean there are some spots that are just on average, always worse for sure, but you know we'll talk to people who'd be like. I didn't have a problem that spot at all, and then other ones that you like this one. Right here, the numb no or yes, that sucked. It was easy for. Now a little bit ago, we had talked to or was it. Maybe it was last week. I can't remember anymore. We had talked about how I wanted to know what it felt like in a Trans Persons Pussy in China. Yes, and we have a fan of the show like A. A male to female and fan of the show. And described it. Yes, semi-in email was really awesome, very very cool and upfront about it, and said that I love him and I'm quoting right now. It's a love, my vagina. It feels great. Does. You're wondering what it feels like. And Chiro two story Kinda like describing what it is, and she's got a it and everything like everything is like all awesome, and it's all dull, squishy and yummy and fantastic, and if you wanNA, check out what like what she has to say. You look up the dating Trans Women a users guide by Anna Thomson. Okay we'll have the link. Where you can download it if you want all the Info on what the Resto MoD vagina is all about yeah, or from the perspective of one person and their experience with their parts. That's right You can check it out so I thought it was I thought. You know I'd like US home. Yeah, you didn't even have to take the fetlife. No I really didn't. She, give me. Which is pretty cool? I was very I was very shocked and I was very pleased first of all Love the show. But then to say hey, I snatch and it's awesome. Like. I know I just. I think it's fascinating. Joe Well really do I I'm not surprised. I guess that there was somebody listening who who was in that situation. Who could shed some light on it for you? I'm surprised either I'm just I'm just, but I am very happily, so is that someone I have an article on their whole journey and. Dating. Guide yeah I think it's awesome I think we're going to go to that time of the week. You're you. Are we talking about your favorite segment? I'm tighter. My favorite segment standing five eight might not be porn. You would pink. It is the point Katie one. It's time once again for. ME. Love it. But. All right so this week, boys and girls. What's getting my cliff? Jumping is the restrained oral. Yeah, we're talking to men again. Of course, wait a minute. Wait a minute, wait. Hey! You're uniform Hashtag me to on it, are you yes, okay, and in several ways of how I will let me count the ways. Guy On girl. Girl on Guy Okay. Wait wait, wait wait. It's all malfunctioning. to WHO's? There other guys coming in and fucking the guy. Now when I say restrained or when I say like girl. No She could be tied up. And you could be like munching on the box. Okay, yes, that's for storrow. Okay? She could be receiving oral or be forced to give world. It's mostly it's OK, receiving okay, forced reception Laurel. Yes, okay. How's that? Obviously? There were some form of agreement beforehand. That's how the lady got paid to do the film. How much did they pay polar bear? For Free Katie. Was Hot. Around. Fiery! Like autres. That seems actually pretty pretty. Tame for you might get some sleep this weekend, my God. No Oh no! Don't put a blue John. Actually, I can't do that. I've tried that. We've you several times. They fucking hit in the head.

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Whatever. Startled Oh, yeah. I figure that out pretty damn quick. I, already I'm well aware of my natural instinct is to. Fight on the fighter flight. And fight until I can't fight anymore and the band run like hell so really really. You're in trouble if you startled me and I. Don't know what's going on and I hope that my Dick would be inside of anything that happened. It'd be like according to Garp all over my own day. All, right so. I've been working out the last few weeks in. Up Kids so what I mean, when like with okay with the with the forced oral, let's like like oral rape. Okay. Okay, that's what I mean like really aggressive. It is and. And? That's how I like it like. That's what I'm saying. Mostly in a tied up man or a restrained manner that kind of thing, Oh yeah are held down down. Our like gang rape, yeah! But with their mouth for force four old wile. Okay, like let's say. I mean this is so bad. People are to be like what the fuck is wrong with you. Know negative negative there will be plenty of people say of those radios to Katie okay awesome. That's my. That's my favorite when they visit squirm. This is so rainy. Restraints just rub little little raw spots in your little pause, so fucking cool, I love. This is syrupy, but like a cheerleader. Getting fucking grab by like five of the football players in a holding her down. Get Debbie Does Dallas totally eighties scenario seventy sixty, never doing the whole team, yeah! But she's just like fucking on her box. Yeah. That's along the same line. As like forced orgasm chain thing, yeah! And those are fun as well. I mean for the same reason. Yeah, somebody's putting some kind of fucked machine on. It's usually and she just yeah. She's like no glee style by threat. And, there's a fucking violent ones. What you're saying. Do you remember your safe word. Joel Embiid Jilani now we do. We do a rotating save word. Really you have to take a combination of several factors going on in the room. Put them all together for the actual safe word, Smokin and Mandarin Chinese. Oh you didn't get the memo. A rough night free. Jewish. Chinchilla was lab. You're gonNA chase. All right. Of the. Same, thing here I think you're pretty safe with that. No I I feel less less like I'm going to be like fulfilling some kind of dark fantasy for you, which is good. I was okay to not fulfill anything like that for you. Sorry, yeah, yeah, no negative your own that one. You drug your own fucking. person to abused because that's not me. GotTa come home one day, and you're going to see just like bags from Home Depot and the trash. You Buy. Just got like big old is hawks. Ten stirred the wall. Better I got handy. You'd better had of invited over a friend to do that to. How awaiting okay. That's okay like I told you before. I did nothing will be done to me against my will it just it's not gonNA happen. Going happen to be willing. Okay, if I'm willing, I'm willing. You're good actor. If I'm willing, I am totally. But. If I'm you know that now? I'm willing to go to not do something. I don't want to do. That's very true. That's right. That's like like alarm won't hold now. You won't not at all. You know I'll have that panic. Look in my eyes like I will kill anybody who is in my way. Terrified. I nothing real quick that just popped into my head like I had a little thing lay scribbled down. I frigging I picked up a condoms other day from from Walmer in town and fucking I had opened them up whatever went to use them. Yeah, the night, and the first like three out of the pulled out there like had holes in them. There were all you don't really know. They just didn't feel like they were holding air in the little package. They totally squish i.

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was like what the fuck sell. Always check your condoms. You have to squeeze them. And if they have like a bubble in there, then they're good to go. Okay, check the expiration date of. Psa I'm just saying because I mean you know this to be like quarry. Drill your. There's a higher chance that somebody who's doing. The fucking is going to be the one poking a hole in your shit. I I mean that happens way more often than just randomly. Somebody does it for sure you would not do that for joe data to sound negative. I'm the one who enforces the wearing. Said Cottam exactly Yeah No. See Bad bad. Sick! And you don't really need to take hill, I. Don't really want anybody cutting my nuts open. Even though they say it's not bad. Still it's my not sack. It's my nuts AC I make decisions for my nut sack. You? Might nuts act as not want to be handled fondled it. Does it want it definitely does not want to cut of. Even, if it is a small incision, I just negative. No, no! I will old fashioned motherfucker. Friends of ours had done said. It's not bad. It's really bad. Everybody says that and I bet it is not bad. Eight probably isn't. But unless there's some kind of medical reason like like if I don't do this, the sperm is going to back up into being killed me every two days unless I bust and lasted again unless stats, the fucking reason I'm GonNa go with I got about every two days. Fuck it rolling the dice. Dice the way that things are going now. It's probably GONNA. Get there. Might as well. Y Not. Shiver sideways squarely squarely Did you know that if you wear socks in bed, it helps you read orgasm faster. Read Orgasm, reach breach. Having war beat. Yeah, it's having warm feet. Makes it easier to climax. Okay, so people up North Fuck you. Florida baby. So He's warm, fucking feeder or hardly ever called unless you turn on the air. We don't need south we. Face are. Out. That's why we're always screwing down here. That's. True It's the temperature thing really. I mean everybody's wearing flip flops shit, you know because your feet are hot already. That's Horny. That's that's why so we really barefoot to. Really I saw the fucking ad somewhere today. That was like a sticky bad that you put on the solar your feet. Oh, I got a little little babies. That that you just you apply this series. Yes, so you get that lovely look of not having shoes, but having shoes busy. So. Yeah? You know I is it, is it? Okay, wait wait, is it? In Florida, you know those things are selling like hotcakes around here. What I'm saying is the beach. Yes, to walk from the car to the sand. That okay, yes, yeah, nothing works well in fucking Dietsch and know she immediately want to take your shoes off however. You run you. Put it down. You realize that molten sand three thousand degrees. When you have on, said Sandy you're burning the shit, Your feet. It is so hot that it's almost cold. It really is so I. WanNa. Take back your statement on fucking. Yeah Foot saw some shoe I'd still look stupid. I mean I get the idea like I. Guess for that just for that reason. Alone I think they're great wins. The fucking white trash award for footwear. Like I mean it blows might as well get some. Right it, yes. Just fucking leaning. A hand. Hey. Leaned into a long time ago. I leaned into it like a long long time ago. Fuck I even have a religious tattoo. Weird. Weird Quirky people that are from Florida. Honestly we're like walking stereotypes. Oh my Gosh! Truly truly are and all of them are pretty true I think you just saw the moment in my bangs. Just was like. Yes! have become floored. degraded, we migrated from a less Florida place to the most Florida part of Florida. Yeah. We migrated up here and it's our fault. Look at doing the on. We had a chance. We had a fucking chance for a little while. Like when you're at least, we're blouse. Pass my baby at least Miami Fort Lauderdale West Palm. You know what I mean like there's you.

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Have you have a chance you might not use might not. That might not have. You might but no. No, no, we lean into it a long time ago, so you might as well just wrap your head around it and be comfortable. It's okay it's okay. It's who you are, sh. By Tampa A. Got, the Tampa Baby. Band here you have a you have to act tattoos hand. God stop saying that he's. Saying what you have that it's totally what? When you say it sounds like I've got like I picture like fuck, sorry guys, but like a hatchet man. Hoop just well. and. Here's the thing like I. said to Knack Tattoos, a hand to has done porn and low budget horror films. That's you are like Miss Florida. Like you, you embody the state in one little white body you. You're there and I'm right next to you so it, but it's okay, it's Okay Great. I'm just. GonNa I wish I. Knew where the fuck. My was because I put that bitch, take. The second you did. Some other girl would come up I. WANNA smack it off your head. See. You can't do that, but I'm just saying you are I. Mean Like on paper. Be More Florida than me on on paper. At least you you check a lot of the boxes is what I'm saying. I check a lot allows as well so I can't I can't. I can't say anything really I never. I never gave birth tiny children. Correct. I did make it's a forty without doing so no Lega said you're you're you're not like the fucking Fifth Element fucking version of white trash like you weren't genetically modified for thousand years, and then spread out of a machine found in the fucking desert. Smuggled in the rocks of fucking opera singers belly liked didn't happen to you. Now know so it. Okay, you're I. Mean You, but you check a lot of the boxes what I'm saying. My God but it's okay. You. I already told you you're okay. You're okay. Okay, okay so. Are we to content tonight a little Bit Holy Cheeses snare I'm fine. We're. Quick, people own put like do that. Okay I to take your word for it. They think you're funny. We'll good I'm okay I. Not fucking! You're. laughing. They're laughing at me. This is just how I am Jesus. I know they think you're amusing. Getting it man, what are you? Getting social media, no, no. Our not really. I'm not really I mean I am I'm definitely lassie. which is one of the reasons why I just here so gotta talk about this after the shows? What am I gonNA talk about? You're GonNa live when when you do the processing the next day. You're going to be like. Hey, yeah, what? The fuck went to focus about earning. Remember when we were talking. About oh don't worry about it. There was A. Kia reopened up and they had to. If you know what I hear is big fucking like Swedish, Dorka fucking stores Worldwide Baby Literally. Everybody across the world knows what the Fuck I is. Slim's Berg fucking bookcases all about. What do I always have extra piece it? It comes with all of them. Such as they do that just to confuse you such a good deadpool. They looking pit to world famous meatballs so here I never had their meatballs anyway, well, they they had to remind people that they had to remind customers that. You're not allowed to masturbate in their stores. Because they caught a woman on tape. Totally fucking Fidel in. Couch displays now were they doing the announcement and Swedish? Maybe I mean like. In order to it into pertinent. That's I mean that is an unspoken rule. Right like you can't get caught masturbating in public. You're supposed to get caught. Doing that will you shouldn't do. You should you should not get caught doing it and. Oh. God, well. That's. That's really the thing. It's not like if you can evade every camera and every angle and nobody ever sees you and your perfect about it, which is probably GonNa Happen? So you're probably going to get arrested and go to jail.

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However, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody's there. You blew a nut and nobody knows. You know what I mean. Why did it go to not make a sound? Where did you? Not, and the cat is both alive and head. Fuck off! At the same time, we're GONNA episode of ruled thirty four, and when we come back, we're going to have some more stuff. Whatever and Yeah and some jets man, and all that good shit so. Young. It's time for A. And refreshing snack. Might not be the point you would. Point. It's fine for. Pick. Hey all right, so my pouring pick of the week was any school. I've been kind of actually. There's like kind of a double d working with. I've been extra fucking horny like I. Mean I really I wanna I will. figure. Enough, but last week now now I'm rampant out I'm tired. CARE. Today Day weekend right now. Can't always electric anyway, so the two that I've that I've been getting into prostate exams. Yup Yeah like actual prostate. Good results bad results. What size prostate or you're looking for I? Like screaming deal again. I love it I. Love it I'd like to see guys. Get fucking there as his finger like pounded. Jerk off at the same time kind of thing, and then which is Kinda. Funny quite had okay. No, no, no, I'm saying. It's a sunny porn hub. I ran across a clip from bessie our show. The Yard. A big ogres in those areas. And he's getting a real estate exam. Run yes. Big. Dr Porn on gas. You're a quote, Doctor. You know doctor whatever yeah I'm who am I to judge? Gown and get it. I think. Get Lube. Things out of night. Yeah, it's official. It's not like a diver. Doctors Smell. He had a business card. Come on. Does that. Prostate exams, but yeah right, but then the second one is Here's not GonNa think I'm saying. Really. A new thing that we just we're just figuring this out all right. I I'm I'm kind of into object sodomy. Begging the Muffler Mike? You know like like out you of in and out of an object like which holds the. Now my guys kind getting brayford stuff. Oh! Yeah. It's really I got to sleep next year. Comparisons here's an advocate. Now nothing like that. No. I mean other stuff. Yeah, no, not that. Whatever. The week. Man Getting, raped and stuff. At No. Basketball. Best. Best Pillow? Putin past. and. The past. And welcome Kinky Katie's world on resume DOT COM. DOT, com! Video Dot net. You can get me on the twitter at Kinky Katie Radio Katie radio. Dot Com kinky Katie radio gmail.com Google me. He Katie Radio Guinea on facebook. Give on I. and. Prostitute. Weirdest little. I don't even know where they come from. Like like you're possessed by different people sometimes like it depending on the mood, you're in Yeah Gal. I like this song. It's newborn. Who they. Should be.

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You through someone out through this DJ of. Earlier. Before the show. That guy's totally right and you're like Oh yes, super game! I even hear I'm talking about. We've covered this before. Like like we. We live in an age of of. You can't tell anymore like you. Honestly able lost their shit when metro-sexuals started and and. There is you cannot just assume can't at all like you can never really assume before, but when like how many people have we met? Jesus debt that you. Completely wrong like I yeah. Exactly and just confirmed over and over and over again. That know that you're completely wrong and you know it's just the way people are these now. He's the Haza. Tell you Katie just away. The boys are and the girls are. There's a mixture. There's an androgen he going on. We don't. We don't know here. No there Kiddo. Here right if they all were Britches, domain their boy. Exactly or Or even if you think you know what they liked to fuck, no, no, no, yeah, no I have no idea. And Then there. There's this woman. She was arrested. She was half naked and because she was. Rubbing one out in public, okay? And she didn't stop what she's. The IT person. What are we talking about your double masturbation? Holy crap well, maybe because I'm still warning. I like how you say still like it. It shuts off I. mean it does for short periods? It happened I saw period happens, and then eventually the right thing comes on or something happens and you like. Oh! Sometimes even if you don't feel like it unless you don't actually feel good. If if I were to say the proper things to you. You like it's like a ninety nine percent success rate to where you're actually not only will you, but you are actually interested in sacks. No were, because like everybody. Could could put their their significant other in a place. They understand that. Yeah. They don't really feel like banging now, but they're paying. They're giving me a pity bag, but I'm gonNA take it like. It Did you ever see that. Look on your face. However, you will actually have true excitement if I approach it in a certain manner if I approach it the right way most of your moods can be turned around usually. Doesn't happen every time. You know what I mean as long as you physically feel okay. If if like I, said if I talked to you the right way and say the right things to you. You Perk Up. You perked right up. I'm incredibly easy. If, you know how to drive the car like. Like I, said it's. It's like one of those fucking three three A. it's like a three on the tree. You know what I mean not everybody can drive one of those fucking things. Sure Yeah three hundred tree that you've gotTa Double Clutch. That's a doubleclick. Yeah, that's all they know how to drive a fight. They they used they used to have. There were some cars that instead of having the stick shift on the ground normal spot. It was up on the fucking steering column, and you shift the fucking gears were up there. Yeah Yeah and then in order to get it going, you would have to like when you pull it out of gear. You have to push the clutch and pull it out of gear led to clutch out. Push the clutch back in. Put it in gear. Yes? That seems very complicated. I know and that's kind of like talking you into having sex. When you don't want to to same thing you just you just you gotTa know how to Fuck your drive. It is what I'm saying. Yeah like like you need to give it a pump and a half of gas before you try to turn ignition on. There are certain things you have to do in preparation to get it going, and if you do it, it works, but. People, are dumb. down. Okay? Did you know that you can earn a culinary degree in cannabis now? Can I yeah. You can really yeah I. was wondering like when that would happen for me really? I'm. I'm just saying if anyone out. There is interested in the culinary arts, because I went to culinary school and I like to cook. Took you can actually go to culinary school for cooking with cannabis well, you might want to be pretty responsible if you're gonNA like put drugs in your food I'm I'm doing well.

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That's that's what I was saying indirectly. That's what I was getting at. Is Choubey the one dosing Shit sometimes? That's my point. You might. WanNa know well because nobody has a good time to have too much edible. A most of us are most people that listen to the show I would imagine at some point life. You, know had way too much edible, actually a friend of ours He leads like Oh, no I love that feeling like. Oh how the hell of that people are like like you'll famously, you'll hear like like Joey as the comedian. Hell, talk about you know. Like and he hit he, he just has a thousand grams. You know it's like what the fuck do that like my God. and. It's common I I don't get it either. No, because edibles at just. Too much for me is I have no way no, not like most of us. Yeah, I this was kind of die, had a little edible before the show and I haven't had anything all day, so it's my whoo. Having. I'm doing good. You process things a little bit differently, though a lot differently when you eat stuff, it processes faster and things sent seemed to flush out of your system. I don't know how I know. I don't know why it's crazy been rearranged, I've. Put some sort of mechanism inside you matter of fact. I'm pretty sure of an extra filter. No, it's not a filter you have your. Your really after about am I know you definitely are did if I've wake up to you cutting me open what? WHAT THE FUCK! No, no, I'm just going to get there from your. Class with the Golden Tater. I need to find out. What are you? Know I have a different theory. I'M GONNA. Find it from your crotch with my Dick. Is what I'm GonNa, do I'm GonNa? Just probe you with my Dick in places until I figured out. That's my plan to prove that you're really a robot. See. That would be one of the things you do. That's the pump and a half before you try to turn the ignition. Just say you know. You have to plant subtle fucking references in her head ahead of time, and then later bring them up. You have to bring it full circle. You know what I mean. It's like the primer before you really want to get something going. Here, this is headed. See where this is going books. Does, I was pointing this. Young children. At least how you work. Tell. You Bang a weird Cougar. A floor of Florida. For Florida Code. Hey. Sarah, basket of Jesus Christ. Boy. So terrible all right? We're going to go to your your favorites. Your favorite segment, okay standby. And on the news. It's time once again for Shit. Man All right so this fucking music betty on. I don't know why it seems so cheesy, but it's so me. Yeah, everything's better with a pad. All right so the go topless jeep weekend. Go Topless Jebron. Ended in one hundred and eighty arrests. Yeah, because you're not supposed to be cohabitating GPO. They don't have tops under fucking cars man. Driving on a road, they're like fucking. Mosquito trucks of the Rona. Bragging everywhere they go. This habit, will this have it on a beach in Texas and it was thousands of people gathered on the golf to celebrate the go topless jeep weekend. It's an annual event that they do and. To cancel it I guess. They were in taxes and they were being. In Texas. This is after Shikha lifted and before squarely so they were, they were. They were doing what they were allowed to do. They're in their jeeps. Driving around like. Aren't thinking just topless. That's the whole thing is the GPS? Were supposed to be topless. That's the whole thing, but all the girls are like. Balance Bruschi No you tell you want to encourage such things, yes. This river trying to go where we're going for here Oh yes. There was an apparently those so that's why they got arrested. Tin Even.

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been reprogrammed and I don't even know it well. Yes, they got arrested for for all the booby exposure. And then you public intoxication with said movies, and also a couple people got taken to the hospital from looking at said movies and getting into an accident. Could job yeah go topless? Go Topless, so that's your. Hit hit manny so. Yeah. We music betting the shit out of it. Yeah production value for you out there. Yes, that's right air because it makes me laugh. Right. Keeps reoccupied, ooh! There you have to save Katie, sometimes by making me do these beds then I occupied doing other things instead of driving you crazy Jeremy Crazy. Not all the time now, no, but sometimes I'm sure. By yourself. I couldn't possibly have. Anyway, Whenever. There was this fucking guy he got He got arrested because he he'd. fucking beater Hopi beat his girlfriend up or Yeah, girlfriend because she's like. I'd like to go to swingers club. WHO! Wow Yeah I mean. Maybe she wanted to do just standard massage. You know she wanted standard. You know to go grab a couple of girls and bang it out with them like he totally provided himself from having multiples, yeah! He. I mean does he just because he knows he can. He can get Dick there too right. We. Have that look on his face. According to his Mugshot, he he's he's got that little. He's got he's got. He got her mouth. Does he got Purdham? Really? Yeah, you won't say okay. Fine I show you his picture, okay. Look that part of male. You know okay, I guess I guess so basically. She came honey honey you. We go to swingers clubs, so I can sit another man's Dick's. So God damn small. That would be historians Lusaka share you a work two years. All you do drink and you can't even for cats. Exactly what she said, yeah, heard, who were. And that's what he's. Said Yeah Yeah and all she said was. Would you like to fuck someone else? Could not tell you. Maybe she really did just what so what? It's talk in. A little while before, she could fuck an answer to really say which is because they're damned jaws broken. Once he, you know. He beat the shit out of her. He told her. She won't fuck that up again. She apparently not know how dare you want something. Who Do you think you are Jesus God? Sex is all about when I come and fuck you. If I WANNA, fuck, somebody I'll let you know. You keep your mouth shut woman. Keeping fucking shot. Shut up! People as People have asked you that to. Do that how do I do know when you use? If, I'm whatever. Explain yourself now. You'll just say so. They shut up to stop. Trick it's. Just happens I don't know God I'm not sure I know it's it just comes instinctively. It's like driving the three undertray. Either you know. How are you dealt? Jesus, you're like an. Fifty six Chevy! Pickup truck. Crate souped up Oh totally seventy hot rod style. Okay, does it grumble a try. It really loud. Yeah, yeah! Little light in the rear. Tires oh well, thank you. See and then you continue to prime it use. A little bit more slowly, prime it. Builds into larger ball. If you're taking notes, I'm just let you know how it works. You. Know really not. Okay? You see where you've gone. Now I went too far at went to fuck and far yeah got. Totally distracted you and you can't think of anything well now I also might also have the little swirly ball death on my computer. I. Don't know what you're going to talk about. About. Throw my Karen Heroin, you know.

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You Freak. You out or Like what? Go Yell at some people like you're gonNA drive around this weekend with the Karen Hair, I mean. Is that a really good idea? Now I'm just saying Oh. Gosh, there's a woman. She's selling Kits with different minerals in it. Like Bromide. Know it that. will stay. Your will stay in your system until you until you excrete it for, but you're supposed to keep it and you make jewelry out of. It looks a kit to make jewelry your. I. Made Them Kit really at the dollar store I could probably find. A kid for that. My God. No I'll totally get those little tiny tupperware, and you could just pack your Shit, and we'll poke a hole in it and put a rope on your neck. There's your. There's your. Bill like what? I mean whatever alternative like like I can see. I can see like some artists doing some kind of an art project where they're doing everything from from there, but you're just providing this for other people. Just do it for themselves like yeah. Yes, she didn't even comes with gems you can, you can embed. There Poo. Poo Gems Like. Having you drink extra sodas, so you out a fucking kidney stone. She no negative, so yeah, you're doing it out. This is what's happening. I mean you can't possibly Jisr enough. May, something solid out of that after. What do you like? Let it dry up in the powder and then back to powder into some resin. That might work. That might work. That could work. Swear to God. Birthday I get some shit in a blocker resin. I'm not going to be happy that she will no I. Won't. You'll think it's cute? I think it's you. Could sculpt it into something I, think. Ship Birthday, this you did. them. I spent all weekend on that thing. Brick right then I got that whittled it down for you made your own little toothpick. Jets pooh-pooh toothpick poop. Pick Way. She even has pictures. You can look at the different ideas jewelry designed. You can do like she's got the gold bracelet with these like stones on it. Yeah that way that way. Your wife can wear your poo her neck so when she thinks about talking to you about going to the logo swingers joint, she could remember of the WHO her neck. Data remind her. She don't want to wake up with a broken jaw. I now. That's pretty harsh, isn't it? Yeah, just for asking you. She could bring home some other checks. Wow that well. Honey I told you. I can't let nobody know you. Push that deal to my ass shot. Don't not song. Get your unwieldy yet now now. No, yes. See you try the Ed Miracle There's. A South Korea soccer club. I don't dime, not a soccer burson, but whatever or some people are. Doing soccer. South Korea's doing sports. Are. Baseball and shit without fans. No well. Here's the thing though they're using sex dolls as standard fans in the empty studio. And they're not, and they're putting them like some with their hands in the air and they put masks. On on. All. I mean a winner. Winning team gets have their pick and cover seen. Have you ever seen the video of a of a Korean baseball game? No, they have. They have like dancers that stand up on top of the FUCKING A. Basketball yes, yes, we're dodgeball. No, it's almost the same thing, but on top of the fucking dugouts where the players are underneath. There are fucking like dancers up there. Chick chicken, little fuck schoolgirl outfits in shed. They'll have like a show floor. Show you know what I mean they will do like little. Cheers with the dude and I mean the place will rock. It's it's completely captain and say no watch. It is South Korean baseball game.

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They really put the excitement into the game. Somehow I mean there's half scantily clad ladies which gets me gets my attention. Another one of these stupid things that I ran across the lake before that, my my pussies name was like Bitch tunnel. This is your Remember talking about that no. One, called you a bitch tunnel. Sometimes I try to get away with Weird Shit. Okay? What what is it what's going on? What's happening? This is like. Would you would your? Stupid doing anyway. What you're stopped you before really like you WanNa. Know what your Cox Name Is. What! What is it? Power Salami. A new I would hate that. He knew I would hate it. You knew you knew that is the wrong thing. You know all that building up. We just flooded the engine. Came mine flooded the fucking engine. It's too late now. I gotTa let it sit for a few days. Bear killer. fucking gas in. The bed about taking the carburetor part so. This is done. Power Salami really. Mean a lot of people would like that. You know what I mean. They're Lami. That's like you're almost declaring I definitely do not WanNa. Fuck you. You might as well call my appealing. So cute you. Why don't you do that combine? Power Salami. I name it. I'm just saying. I'm saying you knew immediately out. Why? Why is it that I wouldn't like this? Why don't you tell everybody? Because, it's a Salami like yeah, no. It would be basically including me into Italian trash and I. Just have to put it out there. I'm an Irish guy and to me. American, Italian I, just you know I love you guys for being you guys, but I don't WanNa. Be You guys? I want to be me? I want to be me, not Italian. You don't like anti Italian. Anti Italian slurs. Come on. If. You can't make fun of Italians. Who can you make fun of really? That's okay, 'cause immediately. They're making twenty drunk jokes about an alcoholic Irishman and you know what you're absolutely right of that shit. It's completely true. It's completely true. I accept it, but Salami. No Chalet Lee power. Shelly I mean we're working with something. I know I know your thoughts on things, and I didn't die beat immediately I'm thinking. Heo Away Oh I can't. I can't no negative. That's just not me I. I wasn't even thinking about it. It just makes me think of of of. Harry guy in a wife beater. Harry Guide wife Peter. I mean I i. kind of am a Harry guy reader sometimes. But not. Area I'm kind of like. Shorn seal. But. You don't take Goblin Google no well. We're not from new. York either Mister, we're from from New York south. New York south. Brighter techies. Ship you like Alcatraz for New Yorkers. When you've done too much, and they send you out of the state. You go to Arizona or here. There was a There was a picture that someone took in this one building that had a its glory hole shot do corona virus apology for the inconvenience and there's a there's like a board over A. Over a whole very considerate now while it's very considerate, no, you've got to let people know you. Get Your glory hole service here. That's right. What have you just want to use the whole with your partner that you already are quarantine bus? And you sanitize the whole really well. I don't know, and then nobody sees you, too. I mean it's definitely okay. Nobody sees you. Can have it if you sanitizer. What's the matter what they clean up clean? You're not and I, mean come on, it's already Gloria. I mean are you really like? Do the people who go to glory holes. Are they worried about sanitation how I'm just saying? All, right. We gotta get Outta here from the. Yeah, we do it's that time here lucky? Art Everybody well. We gotta go and Yeah Yeah. No I'm not taking the carburetor unsanitary now.

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Power Salami. Oh, my God all right guys well. I'm Outta here. I'm done. I've hit the brickwall I've gotta go so. AB got into. tacos and those.