Kinky Katie's World #300 Creampie Cleanup

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The following program contains adult content Kraz language of sexual manner completely irresponsible. Advise along with some things. You'll wish you could hear if you are under the age of easily offended or like to judge others based on their sexuality. Please turn off for those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. The weekend has landed. All the exists now clubs drugs popes and parts of four hours from the world man. I'm going to blow steam on my like a screaming cattle. I'm going to cut shit to strangers all night. I'm going to lose the plot on the dance floor. The free radicals inside me a freaking and tonight. I'm chip Travolta on three potter. I'm going to Never Neverland my chosen family man. We're going to get more out than meal. Strong advocate anything. Tonight just could be a personal. I'm a life sentence. Sweet Quick Buck burn watched a lot mind the rookie and now live from Roy. Thirty four studio. I bring a girl who likes it when he struck as she rapes ear holes she is your host the one the only can key kitty. Hello Hello and welcome to the show. This is number three hundred. It is the three hundred episode of Kinky Katie's world. We are going to be doing two park special for you but if you are listening lives and you are getting a double dose of us. I'm your host can Kadian with me is always is my number one. My Rock and my favorite plus can fuck toy. Mr S. see what is going on. Sure I dig the new intro which it out. Since we've been doing this show like for a long time now. I figured I might as well make it fresh. Keep it fresh people. Yeah I dig it beat for. That's right I really do like this. Song Ivy labs in two fingers. Oh yeah well. Those two two people collaborate collab- type business My goodness well. I don't know how to do this with different music. Notation my brain is having a hard time working. Usually I just spent the shit out to you live from razz radio live dot com he Katie Radio. Dot Com and radio DOT net. We've got a ton of stuff to chat about as well as something you might not have might not have known fucking learn something. No no education. No that's not good attack of the killer pussies gone my biggest friend anyway back out for you there. Well we also have a brain kids man and a couple episodes of rule thirty four. That's 'cause we're going double-dose today to our episode for the Fake Three Tub. But we are still gonNA have the questions from you. Peppered in throughout L. regular listeners. Have no idea about questions for you is what the fuck is questions for something we do when we to live only our before the hour. You only get half. The show is what I'm telling you. She don't live. That's okay we give you the best our the solid our but this episode we're doing a double Arrow and Katie is again. We were doing. Oh questions for B. I lost track. Ab amount. We're in trouble deep trouble. Some of the people like hang on we got twice twice the amount of time and yet we are going to be twice as high. Probably because it is just starting Kiddo is just starting Portland my goodness hey role so we're going to have a bunch of nonsense and penile peril. Yes wouldn't be a show from you. Somebody's desk somewhere. Cbt for you and me my Oh yeah and CVT. If you don't know you should torture Cocco Ball torture everything you fucked. People's some light discussion for their about Really US making fun of people like didn't really make fun of them. What's your interest rates and odd choice for most people's perspective it is have your junk kicked or stepped on or poked or prodded. Act kicked. Hold on Ryan's. Whatever tightened vacuum sealed popped vampire loved? Who gave me a little bit of a shell and all of the above? We've actually seen people fucking two.

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Which is a strange thing even castration. That that was an intentional no that was unintentional castration. Till you probably have the best orgasm though. Did it happen at once though so? I'm sure he didn't enjoy Christmas miracle. That wasn't blood on the floor. It looked like the case of that. Metallica CD one. No it wasn't mentality. You're you're you're you're putting pulling references out of metallica. Cd HAGER LIKE. You're going thirty years ago and probably not even now. If it was one that I knew it would have been an older one. I was like seventeen or eighteen years sixteen anyway. Okay what about what about this fucking said cover of music thing that people used to my blood mixed together and it was. I remember that. Yeah it was the inside of the case like that and that's so crazy am I know. You're definitely fucking crazy. I mean there's no doubt but the line Joe all right a little bit definitely so I want to say thank you to all of you for tuning in and I love all the feedback that I get from you guys. You guys have definitely made things over the years and when the time that we used to have guests on. Thank you for coming on. We've come a long ways. We've come a long ways where we used to do guessing calls. We would do calls in and once in a while. How people over. Yeah that's true now we just we just. I don't know what happens. What happens at least I can say that? My very first gas was famous go now. Let's true true Jimmy Smith now announcer for UFC. That's right yeah. Yeah but for the most. Keep in touch too. Yeah but but for the most part we just don't really want to have people over to studio is in the dining room so I don't with three cats. Oh come on exactly. You don't need to see where I really don't excuse me no I'm cottonmouth motherfucker just because I like to. I like to eat the stuffing out of the couch cushions. Sometimes when I get nervous it out to your cat now yeah just I'm just I just fluff it out. You know whatever. Okay so what are we doing can show here. I mean are you. Are you GONNA do content? No no or we. Just get a reminisce about shit we used to do. Hey but we don't do it anymore so if you're just starting to listen while sorry you missed out on guests. You're corentin go catch up like I'll have to do a lot of time. Now that's right in the background. You listen I realize a lot of people listen to US driving around and shit you know what I mean. They can't exactly plop with the fuck and family and bust us out. I don't think they could. It's probably pretty responsible. I mean if you have children I mean to what you want. But unless they're babies I'm not I'm telling you I wouldn't. I probably like Asian every every child needs to learn about cock and ball torture early. Of course they can figure out whether they're into how the one episode. We started off with abortion jokes. Well you know it was a strong five minutes. Yeah a strong start to show really just no negative. What are you doing time out really aggro? They're talking about killing. I mean whatever. Well it was not really no. I am talk about pre baby everybody. He's not real. Maybe that's that's it's that's not a thing intelligent thing out. Well yes exactly. Sorry the seed of thing. This is almost thing. It's the thing of thing there you go. That's how I look at it anyway. So locally there are these two kids that were drunk and they. They decided to fuck in their car locally here in the most Florida part of Florida but there is where we are. We're the epicenter of the Florida outbreak in Florida. There and I've lived in a few places in Florida Tampa. I am telling you well. This happened in clearwater. So it's the same place. Same places like Fort Lauderdale Miami West Palm. Yeah it's you know it's all one blob of stuff. Well they were. They're both twenty one years old and they they were at the mall they got Kinda fucked up they were drunk kind of yeah okay.

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Yeah they were from Minnesota Minnesota but they got drunk day drinking and they got naked in the car in the parking lot and they were fucking well after food after. They thought they got into a fight. Okay and that's why the cops got called. Okay go on and just basically ever call the cops like I watched two teenagers have and then I called the cups finish burs Damn entertainment today. Man You give me a reach around. Let's go up your ass could told you boy well. The the fight started because she had the p after they fucked. Say he she he she does he owes really GONNA wind up. Maas ex but I was guy on Guy Sausage sausage public sex I was looking at him. And Aristotle and he looked like one of the MODEL. Seri wet and we got the wine and the car. Well you know you know what are you GonNa do? I mean at first I was thinking guy. Guy Like one of the things that occurs to me frank sex. Well no it'd being I'm heterosexual SIS gendered male. You know which I me exactly. Don't put your labels on Ali with myself. That's right anyway. The sticky gun being being that. I only know relationships with females. I always imagined if you get in a fight and you are two men and you guys are together and you get an irregular couple's argument that chicken escalate really fucking quick. You know what I mean. Yeah because then I mean at the end of the day whether I like Dick or don't like take like if I like take and I'm hanging out with a guy it's still a dude and that tells me fuck you you know what I mean like. It could go off quick. Yeah and especially if they're like big dude. It's gotTa be dangerous to be as what I'm telling you. It's gotTa be seriously dangerous. You gotTa Watch your mouth. There's there's many reasons to be. Watch your mouth like like you can't get it all. Let Me Bitch. You may have a tussle. I swear I was slapped. Giradi fighting kind. Yeah well no but how how? The fight started with the two of them after they've fucked she had to p. Okay so she just open sheets. She doesn't WanNa get a fucking right. We hold well. She opened the car door. Guy Out of the car squatted right there. They already had sexually public Cirilli and she took a nap pin. You know drive yourself. And then he got he got hit with the P NAPKIN. And that's what started so. She tossed the PDF yet she liked. So that's how like that's how it all started well. It was more than a pete ABC and it was probably also wiping off the cream pie that you'll have to enter. That's probably uh that was a cream pie rag. Easily CREAM PIE rag. Why don't you just come rag? Like how many times have you done are two fucking countless times? I wouldn't get into a fight with you about a toilet paper back on you just like get up off the cock give will throw you off like a bucking bronc. Like I do that every time like when you go to dismiss toss your ass because I know you're fucking trick you squeeze as you fucking dismount so you could drop my load back no sometime. I left that load for you for you for you and you fuck in your what you're given my gift back. That's fucking rude. Hey that's totally rude. Whatever it's really rude. Sometimes I'll accept it okay. Whatever I'm just saying if I end up like halfway down the bed and all my leg anyways I do this. Weird bowlegged walk to the bathroom. Okay small drippy. So if you had a Dick and you're railing me and he asks you cream pie you know what I mean. I should really hope you don't spit that back on me. Well that's what I'm saying. Thank I thank you thank you what talking about. I don't want to have back. I gave You well if I wanted me to get it out myself is that Yeah No. I used my tool for extraction. So you're you keep the prize. They didn't surprise well. Yeah I guess I got a little something extra the other day when you pull up. Go fishing snag. Doesn't Rubber Adam? It's like oh great. You sat up there and I had A. I had accountable on and then you sat up there for a few minutes after everything was done.

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So what happens? Yeah Yeah when take his heart? It's not it doesn't come off of it. Guess what happens. Especially when there's a load inside condom you know and it feels like so weird when you pull it out because it reminds me of a plastic bag or can which sounds really horrible who gets like vacuums. Yeah but I'm like comparing my pussy to fugger garbage can bag and typically it always like springs out like you pull it Pulls out several inches of of fucking expanding because I everytime I grab it do. Mckee goes as it is sure I know. Stick things in that thing. I know exactly how tight or lack of tightness is going on there. I was telling I was telling us he got the other morning and there is a message like first thing if at like ten to six in the morning was I wanna suck your whole someone we know. So that's doesn't have does it does. Does it? Just say hey. So what's up. People are still make movies you need. Somebody dudes never cease to amaze me on how scandalous they will. I I will I will. I will turn around to go get an Afghan or something. Somebody trying to slip you a number at some point. Yep It's happened. I mean as you like you'd be right next to me. I'm like I've told YOU FLAT OUT TO SIS my guy out there like hey. I'd laugh out anyway anyway. Good luck. Good luck with that and still keep buying me like I. I would tell them. Look I can give you. The keys. Gives the owner's manual. You still ain't gonNA be able to drive it so you can do whatever you think you can do with it. Go ahead but you literally what's going to happen is you're GONNA end up. Anna Corner balled up crying by the end of the fuck at night wondering why you did any of that. And that's exactly what would happen a lot of times. Yeah so really very aggressive. Yeah progressive a very very aggressive you. Would you had a tendency to just be mean you remain. Yeah me and drunk I was. I was very mean junk. I mean I get that way. Then this is why I have no friends. Just you know it's just one reason really thank you. Don't drink anymore though my you're you're a lot better about that now but. I like trying to publicly embarrass the person who's like a dude guy flirt with you or a perfect example was a perfect example. Was a guy that was out of our and we knew this guy had assault sold hatch that was like four inch long. Sault Patch swaggie salt. Oh God oh so do she. I mean it really was especially on the guy who had it anyway. Classes black hair at some point. Katie got scissors from the fucking bartender reach over. Grab this thing. Look down on what you don't need this fucking gutter the way this looks and you look better without it with his girlfriend sitting next to him she was like. I'm going to take this and stab them in your IRA anything to you know. She actually secretly liked it but she didn't want to tell you anything about it. 'cause you were just some horny tall bitch with big tits being obnoxious who just got the thing cut that she's been trying to get cut off of him rubber. My and you just smile as I do you want. She's like what I didn't care if he would've said no I was doing it. No I know I I was. I laughed great. I know other people were like what the fuck? So if you're out there and you want to like say Weird Shit Katie in some weird way just understand. She'll find a way to make fun of you. It's just GonNa Happen it's I don't I don't know what it is to. It's just it's a reaction what happens in I. I'm very sexually aggressive lake. I'll share but then you there I won't care I will. I will leave either because at some point you just get angry at you really do i. Do you get disgusted. I mean he can only go on for so long and then I'm like okay now. Honestly it's not everybody but now it's yeah it really is the people who are just over the top like scumbag ish about everything that they do Yeah oh I don't know either.

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I don't know why you did that. Let it I do anyway. Oh my God this is this is fun. There's a there is a guy who fucking he had sex with a dolphin named Dolly for a year. And fucking your favorite new show. He claims he elfin boy from that Amazon. Show there you go waiver hero. The boys the boys I liked it. It was good. It was good. I did diseases with over for a long time but we just watched it just catching up. Well we didn't catch on. We watched them all. I know there was only one season. Right right okay. So far that too. So we cut up so dolphin fucker anyway. Back to Dolphin fucker. Flexible whole forget blowhole. Oh I fucked flipper. I don't I would not trust the blowhole for my victory into sorry no fucking way. I don't know what's in their head. Sharon WANNA stick my finger in their adult exciting finger up your nose or something. I guess I don't know nostrils funded. Some Bono fucking cut off. I envision like pinchers no from CAC in negative. Or you're GonNa let me finish. Do you want the analogy? Or what do you want fuck? I lost it flash fucking interrupting fucking dairy. You stepped on my Dick Flash Gordon Flash Gordon when they stick their fuck and hands down the holes in the stop going early eighties reference. Their kids yes early early eighties. It's definitely worth watching. If you haven't seen it youngsters seriously cheesy I'll tell you right now but it's cheese is what it's about I mean that's it's fucking Gig. Anyway they stick their hands in this fucking stump and there's a thing that fucking bites them. Yeah Yeah it's like Russian roulette with a stump monster. That's what I picture. What would happen if you exactly? I don't know what's in there. It's like a fucking octopus. Those things have beaks man. I stick my fingers anywhere near an octopus anyway. Well he's claimed that the second does dolphin seduced him and he wrote a book. God Damn Dolphin was dressed. She was asking for a Katy. I'm telling you right now. She wanted it look how she's looking at me. He was swimming their book Nike. Completely Burke Nike Rub. Dial up on me. Giving that little twist nudge with her nose. Dolphin smooth had ask down to the ground right. Well so you're asking for wrote a book all about a cold wet goddess. Yeah presenting I swear to God also pink. Ted knew it was going on all right over right over there with smelter nothing. Halloween reminds me of that clip. That we watch on Youtube that clip where that guy got a SEF love sephia forever. Yes and he got this. Which Dolphin Tattoo is that several? Whatever it is. They're they're fetishes. Fuck adult this. He got a tattoo on his arm. Over Dolphin with a big old key cuter dolphin often with the poon tuna slit. Oh my God like the devolves to even try to stick your take into any creature you know what I mean. Which by the way where since. We're playing three square lease this. This fucking does to our three hundredth anniversary episode. Just so you know I picked to Fucking Retro Square Lease Yes two regiments and one of them's clamps ex. Oh is it s speaking of sticking your take into seekers Oh my God. It's a cautionary tale. It's what happens if you stick your take into account what could happen. You guys don't WanNA clamp tackler clam above I that onto your growing list of what anybody care if somebody raped an odor or a clam.

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Does it matter pita sure yes? Dave would have a problem with anything. Don't clams that's where the billboard is very misleading? But as anybody else like turning you in for that you know what I mean you fucking giant clam. I'll be careful because he get your dicks now. What is what I'm saying about the blowhole too. I'm not sticking my deck and Blowhole I wouldn't I wouldn't fuck a sea creature you lie. You Lie I would push me you. And it was an alien creature you would be all over that fucking alien tentacled fucking creature you would be I got. It was an earth sea creature. Maybe not but if it flew out of space and flew. Dow fucking technical monster on it. You'd be all about it cer- pretty much you just described the fucking aliens from the simpsons. I don't even know what you're talking about her. They have like. Oh yeah the wiggling. No it wasn't thinking them thinking yes each. Don't pretend you don't watch. That is like fucking of anti to my God. So bad odors. You too alien was you. Don't like the regular occupy. Okay so why? Are you pretending? I'm not for ten okay. I'm just just not being as forthcoming you being shied l. Whatever you're talking in your so when you do that accent. Yeah and don't show that's your we're going to have sex now leader and the other one that. I have a hard time with is the Boston. God I can't fucking drunk I you know what the only girls that really had hard Boston accents I was ever with. Obviously we were drinking heavily an drunk Southie like Jesus Christ which fact may like it. Just Oh my God like i. Wow daytime hooker something. Well though I mean it didn't work for me when I'm telling you yes. He expressed that before other. People may like it though. See that. That's just oh my God. That just completely made me think of this. Someone had asked on facebook earlier today. Here we are jumping around again. Someone asked. Is there a celebrity? That you that you can't do fucking hate but you don't have a good excuse. Y Your favorite picked up for you. A say the same thing favorite like I don't have no reason for dot liking a mother. Then when he came out he was too pretty. I just I do you really fucking I just got your bunch impressed. Prejudice is like well known. I know yeah. We'll maybe not for the newcomers. Have A fucking Chin for a ask bill face as yeah as face. I mean. Obviously they've been mutilated at some point and they have to go through life like that and you just shit on them. Yeah 'cause your mom cook getting those terrible horrible slit right down the fucking Mac and you're facing Dick. They have to live with like trying to shave between that. Somehow I would never shave a flat a fucking cleft Chin. Yeah well no way fuck you. I'm growing hair there. If you hand what are you trying to say? What if it does have glorious fucking Amish? Goten a cat's ASS like there's hair all around her chin but it's like excuse me you have a cat as face off. Marching Goat Ching note show won a league in. There's no reason for us not to like the guy. There really isn't zero zero absolutely zero okay. I'm serious seward is probably is and then he would definitely kill either one of us who wanted to. We would have to hope for like human combustion or something stick a quick please neck you get me into a Bar. Fight with a professional boxer. I didn't mean Syria known professional joking. I was mad. Oh yeah I thought it was going to die? Well I her whatever it happened. He is he kept doing. His legs kept dumping enemy. And we just sit on my lap and and probably several previous shows so look speaking of three hundred episode action. Yeah it's definitely in there all right. We are going to go to an episode overrule thirty four. This one is from episode to ten ask Pillow. Enjoy some of that and we will be right back. It's time for a basically and repressing snack.

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Stick your intellect than I admit. I was taken into thing just to check it out. I know I'm sure it will responsible dick owner. You don't even own a deck. Just a thought of you owning a dig. I can only imagine what you would put it on. They're better when they're detachable naturally and that can be put back easily would work out a lot better. I'd say if you have aggressive partners it'd be like skinny jeans. Yeah yeah the balls to separate one side of Dick's at gas half electric cheese ago. Well there was a young man. He was taken to the hospital in Hawaii and he was suffering severe at breathing complications. He was vomiting extreme swelling. And he had low blood pressure will say that he had an allergic reaction and it was triggered when he stuck his Dick in a giant clam while diving. And he's allergic shelving. You know on with the soul gift set. Catholic cease to three hundred hundred sand and welcome back soon. Kinky Katie's World Raza Your Life Dot Com. He Katie Radio Dot Com cast dot net. Three hundred shows special. Two hour deal. He'll yo you got twice as much Egidio. Fema we put on big winner belt attachment extra-large leader Bell attachment. Yeah kill someone with that thing. Great America Challenge is no joke. I'm telling you now it's quite quite power large. It's real hard of hearing will take that thing odd you got to God. I sell of amazed by that one guy on twitter. Yes the one a new one. No there's one gets catches videos like all the time like post a Lotta fucking shit. He's pro prolific in shoving large things up his ass. God Large Woah. We call him this case. Katie is the suitcase when he's like when he gets up off. The thing is literally looks like he has a fucking policy for an ass. I don't quite a for a little while there. I went on an amazing Thai rabbit hole. Which is another thing entirely. I mean it's the same thing but you know I usually go to ladies with the large. Did you just at the guys that they go way? More extreme than the ladies can't help it either like I really don't understand what my fascination with like. Oh my God. He's going to split himself into. No you love it. What would what would possess you try to fit an actual traffic code of your ass. I don't know but even when people get fucked with like Horse Cox no I'm talking. I'm not I'm not talking about even though that Guy Mr. You're going on straight three hundredth episode. I'm going to hit dolphin sex already. you know what I mean. Yeah but they do. They do sell strap on harnesses or Weiner Bolts With they they do make horse. Cock know it makes me wonder it makes me wonder how you you see. Mister hands and that guy. That was crazy in that guy actually got fucked to death by a horse. Yeah I've seen it you can juggle it. I pretty sure it's Google.

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That was Kinda interesting because that was cool. They had that fucking Table read yeah. They did a big mouth on net. Flex it's a cartoon show with Nick. Kroll crawled the guy that we can very weird looking. I don't care what he's Okay. I didn't say he. He was weird looking to the point. He wasn't care top weird looking nick craze. Nick Kroll Weird looking just needs a little weird looking southern that anyway. They did a live table read. It was pretty cool. Yeah one of the episode of WHO does that voice off Maya Rudolph of the Hormone Onstar. She's awesome she's a good fucking voice. I'm telling you it does make me laugh at the Florida. Episode is still one of my favorites. I don't even know what that one was. I'm going to watch it. I don't walk. I lose interest in things out her while I know it has to. Has I mean I laugh at that every time I watch it but it just drives me back to see more. Well you know whenever I dig it. I like it. Emission though different animation from you. Well no I mean I. I'll laugh at all the stuff that you watch. You know what I mean. I don't have a problem with most of it. I just don't don't go seek it out anymore just because I kind of get tired of now like yes. If it's an animate they'll have a long form story. So I'm after the end of the fucking story but most of the other ones that we watch family guy you liked to watch Bob's burgers and they're funny shows but they don't have like an ongoing thing that keeps me fucking coming back. I know it's not like I'll watch it and laugh. Sure I love when you get on this one. Kick the find something on Netflix. Hulu 'em you're like. Oh it has nine hundred eighty seven episodes. I'm like Oh my God. There's nothing better than sitting down with a nice weird anime for a good. You know at least two three hundred episodes stretchy. Hey if it's weird and if you're on psychedelics that's a different story altogether that I watch whole fucking thing or just until this new different thing. I'm looking for psychedelic an anime. That's not what normal people look for. No like normal people are going really high already which is cool anyway. I don't mind but there is a certain dirtiness. I want tits in it I want. I want odd comedy. Violent OV- islands is is really nice. You've always say such a creepy person violence. We talked about that whole leg. Rough fucking Chop your head off sex not to mention What would happen if you had a sex doll with John is right yeah? That's exactly what everybody would do at some point. That's that's what you're thinking you're going to buy one of those skull doll just saying yeah you read Lube. Guess what would you not could you? Not Why would you? Why would you do that with regular that would you know you know what I mean? You could put like fucking like Spaghetti O's in it and you could be like brain matter. Will that too and I think it would help me get that thing clean. Because I don't think I'd want to spend like twenty grand on a fuck doll and you know bust a couple of loads in and like clean it out but always wonder you know what I mean things funky inside. Oh it's not like to self cleaning oven you have. Oh and I do want to tell everybody who if you're into flashlights and you don't clean them I just wanted to say what? What can you get working if you've had it for a while? I want you I want you to just take it and unscrewed bottom. Pull out the sleeve. Yes you can do that. They come out quite easily because you can. They know that they have to know that. Some people don't be surprised. Some people really need help. What good user like. I'm like that you know if I had a flashlight like I said I can't. That's why I don't you know. Well I'd WANNA throw the dollar way after I fucked it. That's what I'm saying. Throw it away. I just wouldn't WanNa stick my Dick in any war. We'll turn those things inside out. You are going to see some food in there and you're just like yes. Yes you stick your Dick in that all the time like Petri dish funds so wash your fucking sex toys. I know I know I know. I am known for using condoms on my vibrators and Matilda's and such because from just using a condom when he fucks his his his his nothing grilled all thank. Oh that's Kinda weird. Well why is it weird? Your fucking your fucking rubber. Pass around like party favors sensation.

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What are you talking about dude? You're fucking I don't understand she has a sensation either. So wait a minute Beth Park Katie. Nowhere best part. I got the kind that don't speak goes about. Say she's always willing or she just can't respond enough for me to stop me from Bangor just with that. That dead look at her eyes staring up at the ceiling. Imagine if it was found out later on that they had some kind of sentence inside of them. You know like like people used to think if you put faces on something it it made like a spirit you know what I mean. Really yes really Javanese. They were spirits in their swords. Yeah we all face on an fucking creepy clown fucking creepy sixers super creepy clown dolls or scarier than real dolls. I don't think so I do. Well that's I don't WanNa fuck a I'll see 'cause they're fucking scary. Would you WANNA fuck fuck doll? Because they're not scary. GonNa Fuck Fuck. Fuck can head with GME of Pussy Pussy is I wouldn't order. But if they had one and I had unlimited funds. I you know I might have him. Send me one. You know if you're out there and you're you're a real doll maker and you want to send me a real dull California area or even just ahead. You know a real doll head with two vagina. Is that our bankable. He wants to fuck sockets well three because I'm not ordering though I wouldn't spend money on it. Thank God. Abc Burke. Things are so gross. They're nasty. There's this chick. She took a picture of her boyfriend's browser. He left it open posted it on facebook. Let me just tell you the titles that are out there. It's monster booty. Granny with ask shots fucking for food stamps. Hold on. I'M NOT GONNA say that. I'm that I'm pooh-poohing anybody's anybody's porn. Does your you know well of course so men masturbating silly silly dolls. Yes I love that. Show watch one in a while. You know because I've I've talked in the last month or so about what you're what porn you're watching you know it's it's like a regular up it's like a regular discussion for you. Kinda end because I'm sure it's interesting to try to figure out where you're going. Where where are you going to end up next? I don't know I don't know either kind of scary. No there's only forty the but defunct recently dollars you haven't been like all over and a little bit. What was it you were doing? I forgot the last one. I forgot to keep track. I think it's public male sex or something no said the milking machine. Oh the milking machines that's right like actual live cow milk or industrial suction. Yes could you. But I've circled back to that because this I offer a little while to come back around baby. Yeah go for it. What's really fucking hot and I I'm I shouldn't say that I found it because it's kind of everything that I do. What what fucking Melker. No WELL FUCK BE SILLY DOLL. Masturbation videos that you're so route of some of the ones that I found It's a fuck machine in the ass with Amilkar in the bright. And he's all tied up and it's like male forced orgasm. Yeah okay well now. You're starting to get into getting a little more Aggressive what's Ha- what's going on over there. Nevin that you'd be literally just sat back for a minute. I've got a little fucking schwedtsee little humid. Oh huge way worse than moist. I don't care what like you say. Honey of a little humid down there. So high percent humidity right there baby psych the rainforest point gotta hack through the thicket almost rain and ball me out all the lizards and shit. They used to have it there. Talk to have on Wrigley. Clear how you need. An air boat will take it driving on an easy there.

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That's how he grew up on how you forget a little swamp rat to live right by the everglades. Yeah you're in. You're in the rich people community that it reminds me of the gator in my pool. Exactly yeah exactly. And that's exactly what we thought of you when coral springs came into being. You're like what the fuck is it what people are coming out. There's like they're building like summerbee out here. What are they doing? Are they crazy? This is a bunch of crazy rich white people coming to live next next to the everglades Juno. What it's like out here you know. We have school out here that sinking. I mean you get the whole term of like swamp like it's Swabi that that's not really built it up though young right up to the lobby. Yeah right up to the lobby anyway. We'll talk to you in the browser that this guy was talking about. Oh the next one is he out some and you haven't smelled anything to you. Smelled fucking five. Thousand Year olds swamp. Right Is Like Peat Moss. God stone so mad I know anyway. There's another one too mom. I told you don't leave. Stepsister home alone. Porn video stepsister. Genre is strongly. He knows. Yeah I I hear about a lot of that and it's not because I'm search. I don't really care I'll watch just about any point unless it has kids in it animals. I don't WANNA see I. I don't WanNa see I don't WanNa see you fuck your horse. I don't WanNa see. I don't care if the Dolphin ask. I don't know just you go do it by yourself. I think you should because you can't really get consent from an animal like I don't. I don't see how you can ask well. Can you leave animals and children alone? Will you switch eighteen inhuman? Gosh getting serious. That's like I just had a t-shirt idea I totally had we've had some bad ones lately. Don't even think we were in them. Now they say people get more creative a crisis. I think it's totally true. I changed the fucking intro music and I'm not even like I still have to work like I still have to work. I'm literally three days from shaving. My head you're getting home one day and I mean like Total Britney Spears so beat the neighbor's kid with an umbrella. Creativity goes up when you're stressed out because I mean for me I just wanted to something. So it's like I'm GonNa Rebate the INTRO. Look like the fucking. I'm a big my head like the whisperers bitch who hours painted like an Easter Egg. He would never know. You would never do that when you were drinking. I think you might have done it at some point. Just because you're shit faced. I can totally see like Shit I. It would have to be the right circumstance. You could have been talked into out of an angry rage. Yeah raise their cats are just let it grow. So don't have to diet anymore. Just be great on half to tie fucking like you're blind to so we don't even know how you don't we don't really know. I know it's silver is quite a bit. Yeah you think no no. I've had guests at strays str- strays okay. Now okay. It's like your beard while. Wow Yeah Claire from APETITE. No this is all over really. I'm going like she. She's kind of cute with her today. Here's the door for nine minutes. I totally bank Claire Kid from both AVICII test kitchen on the youtube I would Bradley Own. Okay I probably would Bradley. Only two seems like a pretty charismatic. Kinda Dude S. L. Definitely. He definitely be the guy to give it richer out. I think he would not have a problem with that at all. He does the rusty trombone. I bet just seems good and fun like that like he but he they give you like a server anyway. I'm just having thoughts. But what's her name? Claire has like and it happens to some people when they when he get gray hair. They get a chunk of gray and she's got like the two chunks of gray right on the front of front like perfect yet. It really is I kind of it is. I think it's kind of like someone gets like. Just one on one side you do. That most probably could go. What are you what are you doing? What's going on in to? Why are you Claire? Really not even the blonde.

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Check her to move. I forget her name. He we do abby to okay. Sure you'll have his neck balmy definitely mysterious. She seemed like she'd be fun. Like four foot tall. She's A. She's very strict dominates or negative straps on either my style. You bad advice but it could be fun. She's little I know it would go. It makes me giggle a little and she'd be all agro okay there. You're coughing you. You need to go any other room. I've got the Ruina where the fuck is your ask. Oh speaking of the mask I have. I have a handmaid's tale mask because it's kind of. I'm not sure that's effective. That is for things. Look Pretty. Yeah it's hovering your mouth and if the President says that's what we all need to do Katie. Well it's three buckles in the back like and it goes over your nose and down your face and covers all the way down to down your whole neck. I think. Yeah oh I totally around the house to fuck yes. Yeah just a short. Oh no I wouldn't do that. I'm not talking about for that. I just think it's GonNa look awesome it if you haven't seen the handmaid's tale. I don't know what to tell you but it's a cool little mouth covering the handmaid's tale people are. Yeah except there's a red but mine's coming in Black Katie likes to remember female pressure. Yes and female friend is the one that she's like. I order you. Are I love you when you saw that on that? You're like Oh my God I want one of those six still fucking stable around show. Please know that well you know I was nothing. Okay could be fun. That's what I'm saying I've seen. We've seen it done okay firsthand. Yeah Two way. I could stitch them. They have rings Qatif did rings and see went but rings him out the rhythm shut so it's like a three ring binder what I wanted to what I'm saying I don't WanNa be. I don't know what I WANNA do. But what are you going to do with me? I don't well see that's what I'm saying. I don't want to be limited. I don't think he should live at me. I think you're putting fucking your limits on my sex life. I don't think that's right yes I I'm sorry I apologize. You should really you know at least consider it. I mean I have to do is you tell me to ask now. You get with the program of course talking about up tired of what you say. Nice Nice Kalani The D. Word because I do not like that but I will sir you to death. Oh boy look old. That's why maybe you're totally just making your aging your age shaving me. Who's no who says you're being a fucking ages who says I don't like old things look technically old old greybeard what. I have a great great when I was thirty. What do you want when I started? Saving my head's forever so I didn't even know what color my fucking head hair was and I really didn't grow facial hair so I really didn't even know that but then then what I just to. Just stop fucking shaving. I realized I'm five. A fucking white trash Santa Claus Beard. It used to look like Rieti remember. When a long time ago we were still living down south you had it was black and you had dark. Brown bleached strips down the middle of. That's right for like one of my birthday boy until it fell out like it allows you bleach the shit out. I had to course here. I had to give color out okay so I didn't do it. I'm treatments I didn't do that. Service is figuring out. Yeah FACIAL HAIR. You told me to do it. Probably why it's great. How could you turn it off to fuck? You actually did a blue. I think I did your head. Blue was my head. Yeah your head I did blue before way before you had facial hair at all that was when we were in the keys because I started to do it on your head. Yeah this is what the guys let girls crazy fucked up. Girls do my head though. Yeah I mean I like I normally keep it really close and I think you said you you ask you said. Hey you wouldn't let me fuck out what I shave all the time. So what would it like literally you could do it? I can let it grow out for a couple of weeks and you can die it and what I shave. I shave. 'cause I shave it like every week. We bleached it out. Wait and then. I started off as Blue Polka dots. That he's like champagne. Corks started to run so we had to do the whole thing. Fucking blue in the keys. We'll look who let fuck it.

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I got blue hair. It's Schiff as you. Well you know people have blue hair no well. Yeah now this is like fucking fifteen years ago. Okay still have blue hair then. Yeah it happened. It wasn't like a fucking inventor I shaved my head all the time. I didn't exactly. It was not known for my hairstyle. That's true except for the lack of hairstyle Yeah what are we GONNA yes? It's two to five minutes before you can take another break. Lady fucking slighted some Shit. What are you doing and trying to light no? Yeah you don't know how to do this to our long action. Well whatever I got the episode. My timing is all for Kochta. Oh actually we're going to go to an episode of questions for Mu and for the segment episodic. This is what we do on the pre. Show that podcast people. Don't get to here yeah. They didn't get to hear So questioned from us a segment that CNN. Do we take we question topics from people out there? That are listening. And you know Faucet. We view our opinion in our say whatever and you can take the advice or don't usually you probably shouldn't but you can thank God so they always say go. Fuck your neighbor. It always works out. Explain why it's GonNa help. I mean who's GonNa fuck their neighbor today Katie? I don't know I now. Let's pull a name out of the hat all right now. There's a the first one says are Zuma virtual group sex chats a thing because they should be okay. I'm not familiar with zoom. I'M GONNA go out on a limb here and say there are zoom sex chats on porn hub. Because if you can if you can think about it then it's already been done world thirty four thirty four. If it exists there is porn of it. So let me let me do a fucking little little selection Jiggle Zoom Boom Bang Zoom Boom Bang. Though there you go there's a link here from independence at UK. He has zoom room video. Hd checks several of them. So absolutely there Mr Mr. I don't know how to use Jiggle and I'm just going to ask you Katie. Even though I'm typing this into jubilee later so there you go anyway. I well the second do you guys. Oh wait a minute. Wait a minute. Here's how you find out you go over you fuck your neighbor while doing zoom chat with somebody and make one doozy chat with your boyfriend or girlfriend was your neighbor. Well you're fucking the neighbor neighbor. There you go neighbor say love they Mer. Maybe we have to stick together in times like this. The only thing you can do I mean you're already sharing germs with the guy in the hallway whatever's through mascot might as well fuck them down and if you're gonNA fuck him fuck them on zoom in record it momentum do it kind of gross but why is he always got to go to spit in. Your mouth. Could've said something a lot worse. I've never been a mediator always like. Oh Wow yeah I mean I guess it's it it it doesn't it's not it doesn't really gross me out. Gross me out. I mean I don't know I've pulled a Tampon out of you with my teeth. This is true so really after that little. Spit my mouth. Teach really really. Is that what I'm worried about out of you think so? It's the least of my worries with you. Tell by Faye here. You're fucking swampy. Remember you got sloppy. Talked ABOUT. Fuck me silly. Masturbation porn brought one of your famous for the last five years or so. Let's fuck in stable for you. You just go back to it whenever you feel like it. Well you know yeah now there. Quick it's easy one for me to do a type it up a bunch of them. I will the second the second question we has says Do guys actually like this. So I'm talking about a man and he says he's the topic oral sex came up. He said he could actually that he likes to. He actually likes to go down and could stay there for hours. Part of me is like what the Fuck Dude we you know how many guys I've met met made met.

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That are like really like soccer deck. I'm like dude. You have no idea. I've been approached so many times by people who like friends of mine or bar acquaintances. Just out of nowhere would be asking kate head. You think Paul would let me suck his. Yeah it's totally a thing totally thing. Well yeah but he's talk. She's talking about Guys going down on her going Dr Okay so it was a guy pussy trying to say say. Say say a dude. My boyfriend likes to eat egg. Okay now it's boyfriend. Legs habits all the time. Oh okay she's just not really into it. I was like I want to hear what this is going up to. Are you talking about a job? Linson cogs you. Two aren't aren't like necessarily gay or want to have a relationship with a guy but do enjoy sucking waiter. Yeah and they like they like a little cockup fucking. It's more common than you go out for an old fashioned clock gobble. Katy cat gobble season. But not not at this Corentin. Now they're like Darren Dude people people. If you don't already have a regular bang partner that has been boarded up in your fucking quarantine area yet. See this is why you need the bucket. Ninja a Harem slash security like if we had an NGO security right now. If she broke down outside we have fucking you know what I mean we have. I'm talking about my Goddamn Harum if we had my my Asian Harem of attack women right and they were here now We we we could. We could sick them on people way when Shit bus loose week. He just sat him outside and watch him go nuts. We'd be safe. We'd be totally fucking save. Get One we were talking about Gang Bang partners and you know just about. I just thought about I. You know the short go jumping around again. What have what happens if this turns into the apocalypse without my fucking Asian this acid security guards slash Arab really Harem. Leave here and go survive. What yeah no I would make Marty quarantine now. I'm here well. I'm not quarantined. They forced me to work because I know a plumber ridiculous necessary so I don't feel essential feel I don't really feel essential though I feel like I'm going out and GonNa catch something great. That's that's outside outside stuff. Well what would it be inside now? We're going to go to episode. Ruled THIRTY FOUR. Another one and this is from episode. To fifty-one ETF fudge vaginal. That was David Emerson. Was the name of the episode of the Squirrelly. No but When we come back to retarget about this is another cute little sturt whilst not really cute. Well I think it's kind of funny and cute but it's a story about another Weiner Bony. Oh you travel on heavy aren't you? Can I am trying to say you're fucking quarantine? You're really worrying me. You know anything more than a finger in its becomes unpleasant for me so I know you can do whatever but I'm telling you right now. My level of enjoyment is not there. If it's more than a finger he says I always have to care about your needs. I care about my needs all right. I'm sticking up for me I'm standing up to you well. I'm trying to stick if we had a carrot. Show the camera. I have a black dot is a fucking Delphi growling. That's were able to ask you recently if you were okay. Yes somebody actually has. Are you okay? No what's the matter ran. Outta to knows let anyway squarely have fun Yum yum. It's time bullet tasty and refreshing snack vintage porn. You like this is weird shit. What the fuck is going on? I would not even think to do that in the future fucked. That's been around forever and there's some things in there that he's GonNa have been injured. Everybody wants to take that that today. We are so much worse sexually advanced than people were. And we've talked about it when you have no power and you got nothing to fucking do you fuck a lot and especially you know what I mean. You're doing a lot of fucking bag and it's just GonNa happen in you know and I'm not talking about post Christian you know you can't fuck unless you want to procreate. I'm talking ancient Greece. Rome Shit like that the Persians. They just bank because they fucking felt like banging that and hey honey.

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There's nothing to do. Why don't you bring in my ten? Otherwise we're GONNA GET FUCKING WEIRD. It's like bringing my boyfriend to. That's right Reykdal. Seven of them. Let's take well Kennedy and you're spiritually. They were disliked their only method of entertainment. I probably could be really really. I mean you could guarantee on a good time if you're banging around you know what I mean. What are we gonNA do a Wednesday? I Dunno I exactly you know. It's like like kids up. Doors are are conceived during the winter. When everybody's fucking shut. What do you think it is? If you have no fucking power you're GONNA EAT GONNA FUCK. G got facebook. You've got no twitter you had. You can't spot nothing Affi- nothing you. GotTa. You GotTa go fucking find your menstrual a singer Guy Damn songs or no alm off. Patent tax wasn't back Kinky Katie's world on Raza icon Kinky Katya radio DOT COM dot net. Going to get a hold of me and me on the twitter later added Kinky Katie Radio Katie radio DOT COM Kinky Giddy Radio Ed g mail dot com on Google later and on facebook so Goo ooh yeah you like a little a little terrier lately yeah to grind away. You've been saying that lately the past couple of shows what the fuck of renewed laugh chameleon am I really really are? So what am I getting from? Who are you have a thick checking me and now he really? You know I won't know I'M GONNA turn my back and hope you don't kill me X. What I'm GonNa do you say? Whatever that Weird Show. We've been watching lately devs here again. The seasons well. No it's probably going on now. I don't know Thursday's episode. I have no idea but it might be over. I've never returned weird. It is very autumn very slow. And there's very creepy. Everybody's catching everything ever wanted to watch. I know we had another Nelson do. Oh my God we're gonna eat snacks and just watch. I mean everybody went nuts over the tiger king gone crazy and that was like I watched a couple of episodes and I kind of look at Katie. I'm like he had this childhood. But like that exact story but everybody had these weird white trash alien abduction stories like that like everybody had so and killed her husband. No yeah no her father's in jail for raping her The brothers and sisters here are having sex together. Like coke from there literally down to four lauderdale there literally was a fucking a dude who had like at least a dozen fucking Lions Tigers and bears shoe blocks away two blocks away from where I lived. There was a dude just like this. Who had pens with fucking tigers in lines shit in them constantly? So yeah and someone tweeted out. This said a lot of people have been watching this commenting on this Tiger King. Shit and makes you realize how many of you did not grow up in Florida? That's what I'm saying like people were that's what you said they. They were like they were really talk about this. No the now this is not that is not fake. I've seen many things on you know Joe Exotic and the I've I've read and seen many things on them.

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It's all over it's everywhere all right so there there. Oh so anyway. I didn't finish my point. I'm sorry it's just one of those things it doesn't amaze me and it just kinda makes me a little sick to my stomach a little. It's I realized how pathetic my you know. Mike has been living in the middle of this. We're the most Florida part of Florida. I explained earlier. I know it wears on you after a while. When you're quarantined in you've been like both have been like okay. Let's shut down now down now. If you can recover it you can bring it back. I am going to bring it back with this woman. She dropped her car off at this mechanic and in the back seat was a battered strap on battered. It says that's what they start does battered black dot com so swollen. Hurtful at the tip shouldn't joke about sex abuse toys. God Shit Outta your sex toys. Who Do I know I've seen you broke my pussy delight like you know you have toy story. I wonder what your toys would say. Oh Gosh some of them have like kind of like you put bags over their head and choked him out with them. You know what it means. And then they're knocked over on the table I'll come in. There will be two dildos laying on the bed on the table. Somewhere with with condoms on them when was waterboarded. Were vast Christ stuff to take us to that. It gets that like you submerged in water like did you. Oh my God. What's going on down there? What is happening happening happening? The water vibrate really. Yeah so for those of you. That didn't fucking catch on. Yeah I can squirt. Sometimes it gets quite messy. I post pictures sometimes on twitter. I don't care and I'm like look us. Wow it's impressive impressive. Well okay sometimes. Okay I haven't I have it on film quite a bit. I think I post. Yeah I posted one on twitter or something not too long ago that I took one hit the camera two anyway. So this guy this mechanic he found. This gave the keep hearing the sound. It's like when you take if you have an electric toothbrush and you put it in water. A lot louder yes a lot more. Like a gator. Usually what it's doing that. It's throwing throwing liquid everywhere spattering. It is battering if you're on top of me having so much but if I have you on the bed and then it'll splatter everywhere because there's nothing there but and then slamming into it and then it's like a Jackson pollock when my where snatching shifts slams against your pelvis everything just so Swabi Swabi. It's humid swampy. Humid Humid's Statue. That's that's that's droopy drippy. Sure okay you're calling it. Yeah why not all right? That doesn't so yes you do. I don't care you do care do you do so. You don't want people to call you trip over over the fuck. They want to really anything. I will say that there is one of our mega fans and a friend of ours does have a drippy. Crotch of mine tattooed on his arm. Okay well that's that's a menstruating cream pie with paper clip with with fucking closed. Yeah it depends. Yeah bloody bloody cream pie. Cherry cream pie very people pay extra for that. Very even gave him that for free. Yeah I did. That's exactly what he wants to. He liked it so much he tattooed on them. I have pictures of it. All over the place see CEO vehicle to see that it actually went out on a UFC fight. It's sure did I'm staying at her yelling. And there's Katie's fussy across the entire inside Bicep so getting back to the story that I was talking about stitches. That's what it says. Kinky Haiti loves the GROSSNESS.

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Get Stitches Pretty Damn accurate to pretty realistic. No good rendering of the snatch nearly did. This is up in Ohio. You could touch the red coated cream pie. And the thing is though it's like life-size gets to scale. I don't even know I could be. Seems like it might be might be a little smaller. What your your pussy knowing how much smaller than the Tattoo you asshole some bits. I love your media talking about into it down with that same. What are you worried about meeting? I don't like you know in prepubescent looking. I like remedial bear claw all no not for better cloud. You're just you're not that Harry so even when you grow appelt it's not really penalty. You're you're you're just not very women have a real fucking hair thing going on. Hi It's kind of like a prepubescent. China grow beard yes. Yes very very light enlightened colors so I mean whatever it's not it's not a thicket that's even if you don't do anything to it it's really not that you it's not that noticeable even seem there you go but if you WANNA see picture everybody to like I know. There's no way they didn't. They didn't check that out. I would also your check. Scott her fingers it and stuff. Can I send him picture day? Kill you look at my Dick Please. I WanNa send you a three d you maker and dig picks you can print them out and fuck them. Wow some of those would be kind of cool though if they could really. If you could print out the the Dick some of the Dick Pics print jake. Jake Fuck. Fuck yourself with that person's neck and send it back to them. Who Gergo when you do it like you did the lollipops. Yeah Oh and for those of you know I used to do these things called. Pussy pops where I would take a lollipop and I will put it in a pussy and take a picture of the lollipop in my policy and then I wrap it up. Put it in a little box clear box. And you've got to put up like a little baseball holder. Yeah we. We put the wrapper back on sealed for freshness it was an it. You sign the rappers. I think it was. It was the rapper. You signed a day. We put a tag. They would put their tagger initials on the bag on wrote on the box. It was quite sophistication. Anyway I had I had colored light colored rocks in the bottom to keep it to hold it upright. Sure that shift well we. Hey we saw a lot of those. Well liked him. My Pussy was like Cherry flavored asked. After a few weeks it turns you know I mean slightly rancid. You shouldn't be shoving sugar in your taught like that. Slightly ransom dots. What you want to hear swampy cheeky humid. Stick it yet but no that will have and if you shove fuck yeah. So don't don't tell me sugary sugar. Or alcohol in your. You're always about of it. He gets something if I fuck until rents out real cut. I know Jesus Christ go away from me. I got a flush my bleeding anyway. I know air. Nope that's got smart. How much sugar. I remember you. You like observing much of the sugar from it though now instead 'cause you would be affected. Yeah I know I did all right because I wasn't sitting there and like fuck making video like fucking my cry you just you did. You did a fucking Lincoln stick Yup Yup little little sticky payroll and gave it a spin in the juices on it at my talk so loud dirty dirty dirty girl. Gosh I can't believe that somewhere. I Fuck I've forgot about the pussy. Pops really did did you. Yeah okay forever getting back to this fucking beat up sex toy. Strap Abuse Yes. Abuse battered actually said battered. Sex Toys. Battered you said battered. That's what it said in. The article was a drinker. Fourteen with an abuser cave bidding. You can you can come to us. They are saying we can the home for like still. There actually are numbers. I don't know how many women will be listening to.

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Actually there could be women listening to US. That are that are being abused. But they're doing it by choice so really you know say the safe word already got to jail. Just fucking say he'll stop hitting you again. Another with the fucking like. Bring it down dude by reminding us no. That's Sam Weirdo. What do you do a sex? Show that a lot of the people that. Listen to our into whippy smackers and would we are basically asking to be abused. So if you're tired of being abused say the fucking safe. Where are you? Listen to the words that I'm saying the president. What are you talking about? I was anyway? This guy grabbed this woman sex toy and he wrapped it in a clear rapper and send it back to her really with the note. This is your Dildo and they were taking pictures of it and posting pictures of. Lay them laughing at it somewhere. She left in her car. O of somebody stole her car. No she was at the mechanic she left in her car. And he's like Oh. This is in her car. I'm going to send it back to her. God wrapped in Saran. Wrap really. So it's clear and clearly a fucking strep on Is that an asshole maneuver. Yeah is it okay? Well I mean you might response would be. Don't touch it. What are you talking to leave it there? No not if I was the mechanic. Yes if I was the mechanic I would leave it alone. What I'm saying. What if I was the person who got the Dildo Mail back to me I would immediately send them pictures of that? Dildo buried into a giant bears. Asshole like bears Asmaa Gay male man. Oh like Daddy Issues. Yes that's right. Yeah Yeah I would I would. I would immediately send him pictures of that. Dildo being used in a giant bear and then demand realize I touched that Dildo. He had gloves on. Okay let's stone matter. He would. He would regret she'd fuck until he kind of looks like that type that would yeah he would like it know that he would hate it. Yeah then he at least publicly would privately. He's second attic. You know is you know he is. He started to door Yam. The kind of guy that would fuck it. Send BACK. Your your fucking. That's right about your I know. He's in the bathroom in the disgusting gas station bathroom. Really put right to the toilet and just was like taking it to Powell towns bounce down on really share your okay. He used Greece for Lube. We train there for a minute. We're life people are probably put. The fuck is going on. The fuck is going on. I don't think it's turning on and off. You didn't know but everything was flashed like what the fuck well. I don't know what you broke. Open speaking of Lou but doctors are warning. The people are starting. It's like a growing trend. People are using toothpaste as lube. What the fuck are you doing? You Minty fresh really. What are you trying to say about the freshness of Said Bruce Wa orders? They're fucking doing it. That people say that they're having painful experiences wall. Live you fucking dumb. Faulk like isn't toothpaste. You're not supposed to swallow it because it has the fluoride in an shit. So if you're using twins they're using that granulated stuff so I think it like. Oh there like a spit shine on their fucking extra widening. I figured honey if we had anal with this I wouldn't have to bleach my asshole. I like to use the charcoal from people have been birthday. Brush your teeth with charcoal. See this is what I miss. Not Being on social media like brushing with charcoal. We actually have seen pictures of that videos. Whatever anyway is that what they're using to masturbate with and they're also using. Your people are really faces not shocking me at all Katie. Maybe it's toothpaste and vampire. Maybe it's fresh graves. Oh alloy exception. Really is a dental tool and the minor like vampire gloves. If you don't remember look up the fucking episode. Katie would sell these things to a guy that masturbated with them gloves or like have little tiny needles all over a set of gloves now very long needles but enough to where if you were masturbating with them. You would have no skin on your deck. You would just be raw. It'd be like using extremely large grit sandpaper it.

01:25:04 - 01:30:00

Would it would look like something out of attack on Titan that like a titan go ahead fucked up. It's it's creepy is ball's it is no. I like it. They have a whole theme park dedicated over in Japan. Here's Dave all the cool says Japan do all the cool shit. You fucking mayonnaise cafes. Everything's awesome well. I don't think I don't know about awesome but it's completely different it's cool. I mean it's looking very left handed to me. I want to go sure after all this. It's yes now going anywhere. I don't even want to go to the store I know let alone Japan. It's not that bad though. Well they're not having a bad time now but still anyway. They're not going to be all about some giant white dude in overalls coming in visited them like now. They're not going to be about that. You go home. Yeah that's right. That's right so but people with the toothpaste. It's causing infections and chemical burn though. Say Oh I wonder what made them think it would be okay. Jared what's going on where you think that's Kennedy. Just fine I have. I have no idea but they say that people have started doing this. It's been getting a lot worse. It fucks up your postage really bad leads to vaginal says and thrush which is a yeast infection it rips your fucking Dick Apart Yeah like we were saying alright. It's gross okay. Don't be stupid. Hey tide pods. Oh it's gotTa be a reproductive thing. So why are we stopping? We keep your off of it all have a federal fucking cleaning products. Now is stupid thing. I we're GONNA go to your favorite segment. You literally watching me. Take you fucking. Watch me here boobs inch and on the news it's time once again for shit man all right everybody. This week's kits man is a cycling fan was spotted with her top off at the jury. Od Tell You yes she was. She's pretty hot too and she. She was a big fan of some of the bicycle the cyclist and this Venezuelan guy from Venezuela he. He suffered injury after he fell because he went by and she had her her up and she jumping around with her tits bouncing and he wiped out and got really hurt. And you got out of the of the competition. He's not looking so there is a video so when we hosted information on the part two of this episode. It's all on the same episode this giant episode. Oh really you're not gonNA fuck no. This is going to be one fat episode. Wow long and hard holy shit. Oh No to our episode. We're not gonNA spread out over two weeks fucking cheesy not to see take them both at once but just one hour one hour hand now our segment and they're already fucking they're already like broken up into half hour segments for people who do one hour and a half hour locks or whatever you're doing you could still stop and start at regular intervals is what I'm telling you because we are considerate of you and your time. That's how we feel about our listeners. There you go all right so he said he got. He got hit by the booby trap. Week trout was the atrocities. She had her shirt. She's like bouncing. Who still bicycle raises a Tour de France this before before lockdown of the world? You're saying yes I don't know I don't know I'm asking now. They're still doing it. They could be. I don't know stay fucking crazy. Old people who you talk to that are just like I don't care fucking tall overblown. It's all a big hoax. Pray it's not real. We won't die. People are really dying fucked. Cnn's you're saying not real fake news site like our entire families basically in that in going to be. Okay yeah this is all just really overblown. It's okay just come see me. I like freaking the fuck out for the past couple of days. Yeah well you know you got to freak out you know. I know you know debris Joe everybody's GonNa be fine but we will thank. The odds are ten. Chances are we're fine. We can just keep our parents from getting sick.

01:30:00 - 01:35:00

Well we find. We can't do anything about it so we're just going to keep doing shows how about that. Sorry Weird I think what I'm telling you. I have absolutely no sympathy for stupidity will most stupidity and usually I'll say something just like fuck out which is weird because it's very ironic here. Dick you're such a fucking God. It was so good this Florida tasty Florida teen. He was stung over six hundred times and that was died after stuck his Dick in a beehive. Like begging you are edible. Heavy had your your bid three hundred. What you're doing. This is like a new NASCAR race. You're trying to fuck it promote fucked up story. Be Three hundred. Whatever so he stays fuck to be hive. Yeah he's fourteen while he's fourteen he's One of the stupid in Florida. He went into anticlimactic shock. People get on that shit though. Some people are really like singing. They actually do feel euphoric. Fourteen year. Old Boy can be pretty pretty stupid about where they put their dicks. Here's the thing with you. The fucking quote from from his from what? He said he goes. One of his friends told him that having sex was like putting your your penis inside a jar of warm honey. I guess there wasn't any honey around his father said okay. So you think of Algorithm sticking fuck that God damn beehive boy you're taking that God damn beehive. He thought it'd be stuck his digging it that the bees kill it and then he wouldn't get molested anymore to death by a million stones touch it again. I'll go reggae tragedy gay leeway tikolo anything with honey honey. Bunches of oats makes it craft. There's probably somebody out there. Go really does Katie. God Damn it. I'm I'm at least renews. Toothpaste like the fuckers. You were just reading about those people. They really bad me to fresh the Gotta. Burn your butthole. We are not alone. Started grew facetime for people. Like what the fuck is going to go to the last episode of rule. Thirty four for this show and this is from two ninety eight for last week. Yeah the normal. The normal I know last last week if you don't do anything to you know because this promotes the fact that we do in our this live before the regular show. Hey to get people to listen in our early to the live broadcast you. You don't understand that so you will hear this next week in its entirety. So if you like it. It is just a tasty sample for you. A little niblett attract. It's time fuller basically and refreshing snack. Then we took a weird turn because then we start tight adults with with with. Posey's were yes that'd be grand scheme. The first thing that came to light. Because that's obviously it had pussies is Pepsi's for is the first thing that you want to do is get fucking like lube with red food coloring and just fucked shadowy. Izhak Yoda after. You're done fucking Ice Hockey. Just toss it throw it against the wall like a dead body. Just leave their lane and the Garner bugging blood coming out of it. Isaak Posey so if anything were to ever happen which would definitely have an Nissan. Because you can't make this shit up. What are you talking about doing that to a real dollars now doing real person? It's totally different gated. Well I know but you also talk about just taking a real doll and just adding little side Pussy. Yeah I know that pussies fresh 'cause I just made that whole well. That's the thinking right. It's rare it is. Keller what are you talking about night? Realize a real doll is b despite the name. It's not really a person people so whatever I do to.

01:35:00 - 01:40:01

That doll is between me and the doll and the dog can't say I'm on the fucking thing you know why because it's made out of fucking plastic and rubber. Some of them can't talk now. Okay don't touch me you know and I could say you get like the Virgin. You noted the rape dolls when you touch screams. I don't date short guys. Oh God tickets is so small. Yeah you have to try to hold her down a Fokker. 'cause he starts to flail when toucher real great that when you put your hand over map good pressures and I like how you act like there's not another man out there immediately thinking yes. I would fuck that Izhak it. Of course you know what I mean. Yeah maybe they wouldn't go spend five thousand dollars if you had unlimited funds and money didn't mean anything to you anyway and you can snap your fingers and have it. Why not have it and then fuck fuck that I get yourself some blood lube and fucked at Isaak and there's two of them and that's what I'm saying. You can have multiple nights without actually cleaning it that way you can play. You could play captured captured prisoner and you already fucked. Isaak it and you can leave her in the cage in the corner and you can pull her out and she's already bloody like from the day before you know what I mean but you can still fuck clean socket it and share your fingers on the other side. Ohno from yesterday. The right mealy take her outside and put her into the mature. What are you supposed to? Yeah but after you fucking Izhak. What's left is you gotta work up to that. Because you've got to leave that for the guy I told you I fucked up. You haven't I showed up. I mean obviously you want to fuck your Izhak it. I mean you're a real doll. You don't want anything you're not. You're you're not real so it doesn't matter what I do. Real Boyer ahead with the show. Yup and welcome back to you. Kinky Katie's world on wras radio live DOT com. He's eighty radio DOT coming reader kissed. I'd met this is three hundred. Yeah we well. I am just trying my civil all over my best here okay. You're keeping US on fucking track. Yeah he's talking about here. We're fucking highly regulated around here. That's right if you WANNA get in touch with you can get me on twitter at Kinky Katie Radio Katya radio DOT COM PIKKETY DOT com. Google me I'm also on the facebook and you've also the fellow prostitute. I guess Lacrosse on a House I beg one. You didn't charge for talking about gave it away for free. Basically the way. It should be all right. I wasn't a prostitute. I was straight up slick way I gave me. Oh let's do I. Sometimes I okay. So we're talking about sex dolls. And that was the rule thirty four. There was a ex veteran. Yes well I'm sorry you're an ex veteran is like if you die really no way. You're still a veteran. He's an ex marine. Okay okay okay. He has a life sized love. Doll Daphne Stephanie Didn't he saved about his doesn't have any I policy? So fucking like you know what I mean. No it looks like a very young Asian Okay well that was of age he comes to the fucking certificate Katie well. He claims that he saved her east. say he saved her from a life in China but really well. He married the doll.

01:40:01 - 01:45:15

I saw her sitting in a window. I just had to have her. Cue was just sitting there looking all new some little Asian Dude. What's going to buyer and stick his thing in her. I couldn't let that happen to her head. Have Stephanie. I love you Stephanie. Well he was surprised to find out that she got pregnant so surprised that he fainted. I can't you know I'm very surprised too so really. Yeah Yeah So. He told his mother his mother was all into it to his mother was the midwife because he had the rabbit. We just watched the finale of missions on SCI FI channel a must watch the rabbit thing. Yeah for people who like magical shows Dork. Know I like what I like. I don't care I'm not ashamed of it. I love it all anyway. He had a fucking birth for the baby his mother delivered at. There's a video who gets to fuck the baby. You in St Servian. A poor poor light. There's not a newborn fuck toy. Somebody has some fucker like somebody banging you fucking do this whole so everything is like this and you lose your job and then the other one. I tell you no kidding. I'm getting ready to to prepare myself. Great Yeah Awesome No. Let's yeah a mentally preparing. You're you're saying now anymore mentally preparing for war. Well you'll be you'll be able to see the pictures when you give me two of those at once there were so light. Okay whatever and I was also doing my normally okay so okay. I figured going away for grimly okay. I can't even see it. I have a spinning wheel. Talking about We're talking about the. Somebody's definitely I didn't invent that Shit. I wouldn't do it either. I don't even have a sex doll. I don't have a sex toy. I don't fuck anything except for you know so I like it's out of my wheelhouse. Obviously I'm just pointing out. Did it exists. I didn't do it. Well obviously Serbian film. And you've watched you watched that movie mogul times. I've seen it four times and that's not the worst thing in it that's true. It's not the worst thing I mean it's close tells the whole story of it it becomes worse but just the act. I don't even want us. You know if you're putting bad thoughts ahead what are you what are you doing? It's a horrible horrible. It's it's probably the most offensive movie ever made it's easily it's banned in In several colors should be. It is up on top of fucked up fucked up it is. I found it. I found it online and it subtitles. I mean I hate some tests because I'm like I don't WanNa fuck movies. I WanNa Watch the movie so but this one you don't mind looking away from every once in a while dialogue. This is what you're saying this one is called. I'm very cool with it. Yeah you're okay was reading them because yeah look away look away. Oh my God what are they doing? Yeah I can check. She gets shot. Up With low horse. No Bull I duNno. La Bull Viagra. You fucking storyline our Serbian film. It's Bull Agra. And then she ends up like fucking herself with a poll and then she's like stumbling out and it's she's all bleeding her legs and it's you have a good time. I don't I don't know. Sushi fucked herself. Yeah she was she was pumped up with so much fucking drugs and shit she just had to have some poll but what she what she stumbles into is fucking horrible. It's so horrible so much worse from there. Oh my God the whole movie is bad. Yes I mean and that's obviously what it was intended to be. Yeah knows intended to be you know but the thing is he wants to make directors cut and make it an ad like like half an hour. Don't you don't you don't need more of that fucking movie? Negative negative was fine. The way it was. I guess I mean I'm okay with it existed. 'cause it's not real you know what I mean. Yeah I know it just imagine nation. I mean you know but yeah there's some dark silo that's dark too. Yeah well you were into the sleeping beauty trilogy. So what are you talking about? I mean a lot a lot of people. Are I like a lot? Well can you people in Belgium? Their Health Minister has whatever has put a ban on all sexual activities of three people or more after the current of IRS party last week turned into a five hundred participants.

01:45:15 - 01:50:04

Orgy ended with three hundred and eighty cases of contamination. That will that goes back to. What are you? What do you think's GonNa Happen? You know people think things are GONNA be horrible. They start begging and drinking drinking banging. Yeah getting fucked up. They hiding weird sex. They said there's already kids named corona and coordinated Corbin been coordinated. How are you one of her? Quotes as wife swapping threesomes orgies of six fifty. One hundred or more are not permitted until the outbreak. Settles DOWN IN PARLIAMENT? Their governments actually making no orgy announcements. And we know and we're like yeah dude you handkerchief around your face. You cares whatever. They actually have to have an orgy. Advisory Yes we gotta tell everyone an orgy. Nami of a fucking cases being made well Switzerland was supposed to get on the bandwagon and they were going to open up their first nude pub. But I guess that's not happening for awhile. I don't you know cold in Switzerland like what you could get naked. I wouldn't be in their naked swingers club. I guess now maybe there's just no sex because you know people. In other countries they do have a different view on sexton American. Yeah they wouldn't care that sex so they probably have sex. What are you talking about Stein? There's a bunch of people about your naked people. It's okay we're already naked. We don't care if we watch each other thing that's true. Six sexualize reneged anyway. We were drunk sexism sex. He's got to figure pusey right now. What accent is that? I don't know it's not Italian. They're yeah that's just I don't mind but I do know the dentist is the only certified man they can say to a woman to lie down. Relax opening your mouth say on spit. I can tell you that early. Yeah doesn't that doesn't Shit. There's a there's a quiz that I'm actually GONNA throw out there in with the show notes because it's a visual thing but I just think that it's funny. It's you really have to see to appreciate it but but it is. It's called sex soy or dog toys. And there's two things next to each other and you have to say which one is the sex toy which one's the dog toy. Well those are all trick questions. We mean we're brave enough to see that's true. Okay your proof of that. Hey would you. Yeah I've seen you put all kinds of weird shit I have. I really have willingly do while. All I had to do with an idea he'd be like I don't know that I'd like to see if I could do that. I'm curious I'm curious. What does it feel like to to shove a piece of ginger in my buddy figuring a fist and figuring? Hey can you just shove that plummer Michael? Thank you okay okay. I didn't get offended wax. I'll try I'll leave it. Where a glove angry deck me. I didn't agree. Docu doesn't screaming. Duck my Posey a silent. It just didn't get very far. No it didn't work out too. That's true we're trying to even put the glove on which helps for those of you. That don't know we're talking about we did a video on Fisting and figuring figuring is putting a piece of ginger in your ass or in your Pussy Retha but to swim I BITE. And then there though as tempting fisting didn't now where he were skewered. You're square in too much baby. Oh I'm sorry. Why don't I stick my hand up your Guy Damn? You're the one who asked about that. You wanted it. You want it. You literally told me you this. You wanted to see if you could do this and you were trying very hard because it was. It was a question that was asked me at the time. This is one video challenge fisting challenge for you not for everybody. You can try. They wanted me to. They wanted me to attempt. It's there were saying to you and immediately there was an onslaught of people sending Katie pictures of them.

01:50:04 - 01:55:00

Fisting somebody yes. I did this guy in the ass though. Oh that was the weirdest thing I've ever done is it and I've done some weird shit really. I mean this is you. Don't WanNa go meet puppet now now. You don't like it now. I didn't really tell strange for me. Seems seems like it would be right in your wheelhouse. It would be like a thing you would totally enjoy so I would. But you'd think he'd think now no. It was very warm. It reminded me picking up dog poop. It's just too warm in there. I know we're all man. I'm in the lower intestine. Oh My Gosh. Yeah so it was. It was strange. I mean cool for you guys who can do it but I really. I can't I can't do it for you because I just glove even even then I just feel like my fish should not be this far. Bjorn go go rectum. Okay but like let's say you're like a cow inseminator at a milking farm because you liked watching the farmboys masturbate with the melker like. Let's say you owned a dairy farm. You know what I mean. How bought a dairy farm just for my sexual pleasure exactly and I could see you at said dairy farm like milk milking the fucking. Callahan's you know what I mean. The the the cowboys that are running around fucking make them all getting ro on their hands and knees totally. Would you totally? And then you'd milk them all and to make it worse in the Barn you would also have Joaquin Phoenix tied up in a stall like horse with a bridle in a bit. Why am I plug? Joaquin Phoenix will because the the ultimate level of disrespect for him would be living in the stall of dairy. God took you a second doesn't it? It is a thinker. I was I was waiting for you to catch Joaquin Phoenix. I was like yeah. Maybe he was researching a role. He was doing a fucking he. He was doing a remake of sleeping beauty again. He's playing the fucking character of whatever the characters male name there you go tristen that God statue Cox up his ass and remember half the shit that happened to that dude. That's it was abused twenty-five ways from Sunday. All the guys are all the girls were to they all all prince in princesses are all trained with like a bridle trail just all kinds of DSM little fun. Webbie's and smacky and sticks US Dildo up your ass you have somebody else on the wall impaled on the wall. Somebody masturbate you but if you come you get beaten to death. I don't know what Sabari and then have like have butter licked off your pussy. It's like one of your favorite books. You'll love that thing. It's a trilogy of books it is. Yeah yes you're Kinda SMUT. It is non fifty grayish new. I mean this is a real stuff. Oats it's a real fake stuff. Well because it's a fucking fish you know what I mean. I used to get it on books on tape to actually had except when I take long car trips I throw it on. There is a way bigger chance away. Better chance than fifty shades of grey happened than sleeping beauty. Depends who you hang around with. You know what though in the Dark Ages I could totally see sleeping beauty happening especially like people with money aristocratic type people. How Yeah I bet. They were doing all kinds of weird. Of course they were like like like the squarely said the first quarterly. See in the Dark Ages. That's all you had to do is be weird about sex. So they got pretty creative. I'm sure that's probably chick. Yeah except where all the tone down one's base and he was freaky free because they didn't have these contraptions and shit so they had to make their own people. Say to the you know the whole. Hollywood you know to be famous. You GotTa Bang people same idea. I mean there's some are they saying that nowadays even say never long time if the the whole illuminating initiation you know everybody has fucked a donkey. We all know that. Same thing about fraternities. Yeah your Frat boy. You definitely had sex with a farm animal fat boy. That's right you boy. And you make fun of farmboys for bagging sheep. Keep your paddle. That's right but you still have. Gm hanging on your wallet. Share your fucking paddle your paddle had. I don't understand that because it's so alien to me. You know what I mean. White trash doesn't speak fucking Greek. Like what are those weird symbols you guys? Ssi Omega said Epsilon Bitch Greek. Actually you know Greco Greek Greco Roman wrestling. Or some shit they did.

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They wrestled naked cover knowledge oil. It MAKES IT SLIP OFF. Fine really really slippery covered all of oil. I'll say I WANNA RUB bread all over your goddamn sweat gaw. That's all in agree accent. Whatever that sounds like. Oh stay most great God cover me and yogurt. The other I drink popped into my head was Janas poverty because we just watch the thing with him. Wow we just watched the podcast. That's why no no say Greek. God Damn no look away God. We've toyed before we go. I'm GONNA leave you with this little gem there was. There's a student where you're trying to go fucking. There's there's fucking disease rich beautiful outside here to stay inside when you talk about. Where are you going? Yeah what do you think you're doing stay at home. You're staying home. Women aren't going anywhere. There's a student. He snagged his fucking sack. In a gruesome pole vault accident. He needed eighteen stitches and his urologist was his father used on operated on. Hey I'm going to save your fucking scrotum. I was wondering anytime I hear the stories or somebody cuts her scrambled to their nuts. Like roll out of it. I mean and then hang by the fucking tube the vest different Loma God. No Oh I cannot imagine and then you. Don't you know like when you get a tooth pulled or something like that you have? Yes like when you're touching something that should not be touched. You can tell like I've had wounds were when you're touching the insides of yourself. You're you know kind of like you with your first thing story. Have you heard I should not be here and I can just imagine what you're nuts feel like like the stinging burning is of God. Have you ever heard go? Hey have you ever heard a goat scream but I would definitely pick up my nuts though. Carry them even though if it burned to hold my nuts instead hand I would bring with me would not let them drag on the ground when I learned how to castrate. Yeah definitely you need. You shouldn't be in there. No you have to feel to the three tendons and you know I. I met Alive Watch. I've watched people castrate chip but I didn't get into the XS and Os is worse out of the world screaming now. Awful horrible goats. I don't eat you will though I mean that that would be the problem like goats are so fucking such asshole animals. Are they really are? They will come up chew on pockets. They will chew on your fucking hands. They will like they are a pushy annoying fucking farm animals. You know what I mean. They always want to eat there like flaky. Your cat murder face. You know. He comes up and he's like relentless something you ought imagine that but in like a hundred pound eight pound fucking farm animal. Yes just all they WANNA do is eat shit everywhere. I'm sure somebody out. There is a low. My God damn go in and saying that man. No lawyerly billy. I love billionaire Panama. All the time he stays in the house leaves him Abed. I love old house. It means he loves you asked what happened. Is it good luck way? There's a video you can see of this dude. His mother was filming it. He was practicing voting and he popped down at it bent down and clipped and right in the sack and flung on jail. You're talking about me going dark alive. I mean I can't imagine like he goes to lean back and get into in the poll. Just kicks right into a sack and oil doing his sacco's and the pogos but he does not. It wouldn't be like bouncing like that Shaolin Monkey Pole Guy Exactly that the monkey staff. This'll be snag and ripped what happened. Yeah no no no awesome good job. Katie way to bring it down right there at the end. Hey right there. We'll give us at least. He saved his nods right. Yes okay. They didn't fall out he toward the SAC though in his Gucci huge basically.

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Kinda got like a semi sort of kind of thing. I mean it's a good thing. His father was urologists. That's a transplant. His own nuts into his son. Well Anyway Yeah now you got a real pair boy Niagara Man. I real man. I really out here for the week and put them in my mouth Daddy. Let's always watch told me always counted. I could be a real man if I just put your nuts in my mouth. That is air for the night we have to go. I hope you guys had fun on three hundred episode because like the needle Gabi the new intro. Tell me what she thinks. I want your opinion for me. Exactly I I gotta go. I had fun. I had three hundred more in Gouverneur and stuff still Davies Greece coming in August. All going out then. I enjoy your abide. Tacos anybody does.