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The following program contains adult content crabs language of a sexual manner completely irresponsible advise along with some things. You'll wish you could hear if you're under the age of eighteen easily offended or like to judge others based on. There's sexual activity. Please turn off for those who remain enjoy and have a nice day because i was fucking shit at that girl is the hottest bit bit like the shit into katie's world in ten nine repeat six. Three kiedis mood starts now. How are you ready to dress. You said you wanted to play dress up don't you they come on you. Breath and now live from rule thirty four studio. I bring your girl that wants to be taken seriously as a drift car racer here enchants your host the one the only kinky katie hello hello and welcome to the show that's right. I'm going to be a view soccer. Does a in this is katie's world number-two sixty nine and we're coming at you. Live on wras radio live dot com. Katie eighty radio dot com and radio cast dot net. Oh i'm your host engaged with me. As always is my never one favorite plus covers buckeye history. Okay sure okay all right yeah anyway well. I believe screams last weekend so we're gonna be talking about that later. Thankfully s._c. Was nice enough to play the show that we recorded so his we love you lot people'd. If you guys now yeah now you right now. You love to live. That's why okay if we weren't the now now. He's you all. I'm probably thinking something better to do. What's better to do than listen to me. Listen to you. Ah still try to ride my head around that. Don't think too hard about it princess or anyway well a lie later said i'd be talking about tampa bay screams little later on probably the next half because he's got other stuff coming up and i got other projects so also got a brand new name for you. You actually did this week. Yes yes yes shocked. I wanna kick you in your t. Amazed should be okay. The research department was on it at this week it was i was focused good. I was cracking the whip all right. Y'all it's the way to be. That's right. Absolutely oh my goodness. I mean sometimes i can relate to how how this chick felt. There's chick she. She got called over to her booty call. I like four in the morning okay and when baby when she got there the guy had fallen fallen asleep or okay well. She set fired. You know yeah. He was drunk when he called you. That's a booty call. I mean like you're you're just a little slow on the uptake. That's all yeah but your makeup. Just you. Just come over as you get in the car and you drive over what you do if you want that tick. Oh my god you want that. Take you just you gotta come over and you know i've been at the bar all night. Well this happened. This chick was from jersey so they're a little the drunken island anyway and she fucking house though yeah she sent several pissed off tax after he didn't answer the door anybody die. No really video surveillance showed her. She's getting a lighter will lighter fluid and matches watches from a nearby gas station the job and then she went and set fire to his front doors good job one of the texas. I see you wanna die. You wasted my money money to come out here. That's what she's worried about this is i. I paid fucking train fare to schlep all where the fuck over here. I gas money or whatever fat dick and you you.

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You're out just fucking sleep asshole so on you know but the dan woke up around four thirty and he said there's fucking flames everywhere and he had escaped through a window. Well you know at least he's alive yeah. At least you dig it out but aw betty takes has a cup of coffee or something after he starts texting people as you wake up and find out his front door on fire but he also so finds out he didn't get laid and he was going to get some ass cut jam it all the text messages after that fulco di. He's jerk her. Wow coming down there lady. That's a very very guy and they were right there. I mean that's downing. Burn the house down. Let's hardcore in cell right there. Well yeah that's. That's exactly what tata's maybe she's been on the fucking eight chan hanging out out with the n._f._l.'s. I've teasing. She picked up some of their bad habits that could be. You never know that changes things have happened. Uh you could give me any book you maybe come all the way out to jersey city. She does the shoes angry say our our budget and she's looked at the white girl new new no negative. This is very angry new jersey right yeah good job yeah the i mean. I've never i've never gone. I've never called someone and say hey wanna come over at four o'clock in the morning. Yes you have now. You know fucking way that you have not there is no chance there is no chance at all that you have. You've done that to me. I've gone home with people okay. I like four thirty in the morning. I bet you money at some point in life. You've called somebody. Now you around what's up and we did that though i only had people over when my parents are outta town because that's the only time that i had i have a guy like fuck so so i tried to get in as much as i could for that weekend. Not really you sound you sound you make it sound like you're twelve years old. No i was definitely royal i was i was older age. You're of age if we got to check that out it changes the story completely sixteen sixteen yeah. Well like normal teenagers. Yeah teenager tried to bang yeah so get claudia. The herb the sieff you fucking koalas again house wrong with your committee is rampant among those animals so fucking fucking weird. I thought that was a lie like i really thought that that was even a real thing and they're like no. Let's get to claim all the time. Katie sees. That's an australian accent which i can't yeah. I can't even think of it right now. I just sound like really dumb like i. I like why are even trying the exactly because it may be funny that you're trying that could be one reason now because like the other day it says like crikey and it just becomes offensive. That's exactly and i. I don't wanna do that because they get stolen super offensive well. They're not. They're not number. One on the international right probably do the deportation buco goes school koala. Dammit you get your fix there now. They're actually internet besides the u._s. u._k. Canada then them ooh the u k now he's because we talk about their big breasted ladies out that way okay well. You know they say that over over are there. They've got the biggest natural tits well. That's like every every time you get like a top ten list of countryside's boobs boobs by the country well. You'll you'll probably all around the world. Now you'll be interested in in our tips ma'am today. It's like aliens and the country's they come from now now. It's actually at homeless. Would your tits way if they were pancake batter. How much would would they chuck. They chuck would a lot. Ted is not how it goes. I don't care doing it. They would check now. I'm not even going to eat you. Don't know it. No i refuse to well. Obviously i've known that i was a child. I'm on. I'm an three quarters of a special waffle so a._b. That's right and patriotic pringles. You're saying is you're gonna tail off here pretty soon. Maybe maybe over get a little giggly. I'm not gonna. I'm gonna make less sense yeah. I know i'm really do.

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We're gonna cross the line into anime making sense where you have no fucking like like you're going to go into fully cooling action. Oh god yes. That show is so dirty when you really watch it very dirty. These are kids. Stay away of it's a it's a but it's a good anime though yeah it's good. It's kinda got a story that you can almost follow if you tried almost the you don't try to ask questions and that's important if you're if you're looking to pick up an animated and and you're wondering you know never seen one. The first thing is just just keep watching. Don't don't try to figure it all out in the first ten minutes. It's not going to happen and they're really when you're on hallucinogens. They're that good because you pick up through my god. I get that yes so they put that in there just for us so you think that's anytime anytime. I think it works altered buys what you're saying. It really does very well. The japanese do a good job for that and there's lots of big boobs the fun. Why are we talking about an right. I don't know i don't remember it either we. How did we get where we parked car. I don't know who's this girl pushing. The drunk should retire. No i don't know how long have you been. There may be mad. Maybe dead. No she freezing get pillow. That's correct the situation. There's there's a there's a local guy in our area and he was caught on camera having a jerk off session at a construction site not once not twice sir three times and you know past six weeks you don't get it the way that tool belt caresses baba or they're all the way swings had ham arcadia yeah this. This is at night though the sheriff's department posted the video in hopes someone recognizes him and there's fucking big big picture of them too so he just he just went to trespass some trump surface. I don't think this guy's doing a lot of fence jumping okay. I think he might have already. Why are you trying to say that katie zero a rather large man ge- i just don't see him huge. I mean he's just outdo. How'd you with his agility but probably not yeah okay well. The gets naked and jerks off and i liked that move. I like that you know you absolutely have to strip naked jerk off. Not only do you want to know. Are you willing to break into a fucking construction site to go to it but you feel the need to get completely fucking negative to jerk off. I wanna get come a little closer. That's it oh these construction. Sites are really nasty. I don't wanna get fucked up close. Ceo oh god. I don't know for a long time for a long time. When i was younger i could only and i couldn't use the bathroom. I had to take everything off to poop okay. I don't know it was the thing with me. Okay so so you get naked every time yeah. I did it in school. One's really yes already yeah. That's that's. That's just such a bad idea of any level. Oh it was just didn't know why no well. That's that's what happens when pants shirt everything bra but that's but that's what happens too when you wear a romper when you were wrong and you have to go to the bathroom again. You have a reason for that this was i just felt like tech member. All take shared it off. I got a crap come out. I like to be nude. I mean we take shoes and socks off yeah. Oh my god you socks out now. I have my izhak on god new rating or like i i can't i know i can't even imagine i can't imagine hey. I'll pull it up in a school bathroom on a stripped out not only am. I going to sit here and try to do this before. Mobs of teenage kids come in and fuck was me now. I'm gonna make it really hard if said kids come in and fuck with me now naked and i was like you know you know that's almost like a scene from a movie yeah arena porn heavy too.

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I mean like a fast times at ridgemont high kind of seen the deleted scene from fantas times. It's the first time we got out of something. You were fully. You're fully on movie cover that you weren't in the movie that it was really strange. I think it's hilarious and i'm in when you open up the d._v._d. You i'm on the d._v._d. To like and i'm on stickers sir. Can you sign this alike. I wasn't in movie. I'm in the box in the movie so that's okay. I don't care it'd be worse. It's true he'll be worse yeah well anyway so this guy has been seen doing the jerkov gov slash and they he would no one can seem to catch him. I don't know if they want to but is he like really fast. Is that why it was so fast. Look at all camera. We could barely catch him. He's not bigfoot. It's an orb. Are they share. It wasn't a sasquatch. I'm pretty sure positive it was it was it was a sasquatch shift that we could send a ghost hunter there. Maybe it was a ghost paranormal sure know a lot of them set send a paranormal team in and they also say that there's no vehicle vehicle connected to him either. No look informed now. We know there's no vehicle. That's just appeared out of nowhere. He appeared there naked jerking off one frame. He's there the other frame he's gone. It's a mystery it's right and maybe he's got a fucking visible jet like wonder aww that's it could be okay so he's got wonder woman technology sir what what what what were people called the she was amazonian. What's that amazonian. I think so i think so tale so she he had amazonian technology yeah zip valence about big bitches okay true rose robe of truth thinking you say the robe the rope rope rope gold lasso. Hey what's my name. I don't details eh details and stuff like that just meaningless yeah. Even if i like to story i know oh you like sushi a lot of people do she's cool. I do like mizuki but i'm not. I'm talking about food stuff. Yes okay raffish well. If you're having a hard time to said deciding on wanted to get and you have to p okay well then great because we've got a great yet because there's a japanese company and they're using science and sushi to create a nutrient rich food. That's based on what your body needs okay. I don't understand if they're going to get a print out of. He needs tuna. He needs ill. He needs three sizes of salmon two point. Wait for like that kind of thing. No no well okay. There's a specialized three d. printer okay. It's gonna make your sushi by analyzing your saliva urine in your feces okay yep. That's your spit pissing shit well. It's like the three horsemen of the apocalypse. Every piece is is tailored to your specific. Body needs like if you're low on iron. Check your minerals so the fluid in the wastes are checked by scientists in a lab bob and the bio data is fed into the robotic three d. printer right and then extruded you goddamn sushi paced. It's it's no no. It's fish sushi printed out in food pixels. It looks like fucking minecraft food really cool and i'd imagine you you can customize your shape. You know what i mean. Oh yeah you could say they look like a roller looks as well as close as you can't bet that some of them are these gel cubes and they look fucking cool as hell like there's it's awesome food replicator like we get a ten forward forward. Yeah okay gyn would hand detail exactly. Here's your thanksgiving dinner. Oh jelly cube. Thank you well. After booking your reservation the restaurants send you the health test kit for each person who's going to be dining and then mail going back samples and then so everything is already figured out. I wonder if we get a report or something on. You know you know what i made with your bell. Whoa that's what i'm saying because really they just like. Take the pets. Just feed it right back to you. You know what i mean he he we make white man eat his his own poo he he oh that's terrible could be that could be what's going on.

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That's awful. I think that would know yes. It's that's totally japanese centipede japanese senator as you heard me. You heard okay it. There's there's there's a product. It's called hood more skin fake foreskin no yoyo. Yes and you can get it on amazon. Oh oh yes oh. It's like a it's like foreskin to pay. It's it's like like. I want foreskin erskine so i. I don't like my dick looks. Oh my god see i'm showing seizure renou which you will be able to leave. It looks like a fox leave but it just goes over the head so it just gives you. It's it's it's a dickie dickie for your dignity daiki he he's very important but not only that but they sell some more interesting things on amazon that are similar like they have the smother another foreskin hood. That isn't a sn other what the fuck us another another okay. There's another the past two. That's my favorite part like nor the fact that i i made up a word entirely. I'm not gonna say anything about it. So anybody understands understands. That's all right. yeah. Dosa is kicking in yet is okay. I mommas waking up now. Pass caught up funds show. That's right so it's going to be more fun in the second half. Okay okay. We're calling it fun. I am all right. Well these digs leaves. They aren't as tapered at the at the tape so it doesn't look like get nozzle nozzle. It's actually it's more like fitted so it's like your head still pokes out sizes or one-size-fits-all no they have small medium medium a._d._m. Large they have a different color say skin color. That would be an important thing they also have these charters. That's pews. They have a a like a correction for skin sleeve correction. It's to help they regenerate. You're right all right. There's a there's a restoration raindrops leave. I don't know why some are just so transfixed on getting a force can back you knew didn't i didn't give permission mother every router burr i haven't he say whether i can out by getting it was it was it was it was not consented to exactly yeah amputation. We'll have more will grow back over who's getting cooling. amongst the . The penis hats caps whatever there's out. I didn't know that old porn on amazon. Do you like nick bears. Checkmate's shower bare feet the dudes you hear d._v._d. Bunny on amazon will to anything for dollar really well. They think they can make a ton of money fucking jumping right on that book and ship. There's a there's a website called wish okay and dot com. They sell the most fault of things i love it when people run across it and they take like a snapshot screen shot and then they put it on facebook because you're like holy crap up and they're like what to say about me like there's like there's like a coke grinder kit storage box. There's fucking link think math vibes of all different colors and you always just thought you might like this v._w. Obviously you know what it is. He can get it in. I mean weeks. I mean in a way they were right. They totally sent the right because that person knew exactly what that day and what's for. Oh yeah it was called a necklace but you knew you knew was is called a necklace. You knew exactly what it was. Oh my god all right well. We're gonna go to an episode of rule thirty four and when we come back we're going to have some other funds have talked about. We're gonna have some halloween grossness but it's not really that gross. We're gonna new tits man. We're going to have rules or it's fun shit anyway so without further ado the in view young time basically and refreshing snack all right.

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I wanna tell you another term that i learned called the dirty smurfs the dirty smurfs it. The act of has heavily packet of delay packing your significant others asshole the blueberries heavily then proceeding to to fuck her or him until your cock turns blue. Ah this is gonna sound like you're gonna read. Southlake says something you know what i mean. What what happened to you if you shove it up. Your ass comes out okay but it's not like your badge where you're gonna get like nandita sugar russian. Di diabetic shock right there no poop out sooty. I'm talking about your legs. Okay say say okay. This is just in my head. Here map did shove fruit in your astle. Okay well when take shit. It pushes it out like plato machine well here here. I don't know the sides by any of that. Shit all of all of say it is. It always sounds like a bad idea to to permanently shove some food item in an horrify. Not your mouth permanently. Yes like and not just pull it back out at the end of what you and your ass and you pull it right back out. You know what i mean. He's temporary fruit assault. Put letting amarnath a lot smarter. Rita tastes delicious. Wishes the limes little wedges. What's wrong with you so much. We don't have enough time for the. That's a whole nother episode all together now. Do you want to hear the example that they gave dirty murph. Okay man once your bra. I gave my lady dirty smurfs last week and my colleague still blew his friend. Replies is go with christ bra christ inch yes. It is sunday so everybody yeah. I don't know it. Yeah sounds like fundamentally. What sounds like fine of someone does the well. I wasn't thinking aspen okay. If you're an anal so where you. Where do you want to shove some. You're going to have some fruit my position. I don't care what kind of fruit shelter with color beats. Oh yeah make it red then. There's just you just fuck me on my period and that's not the same as we did the fucking you know like a walking talking get bloody handprint on the wall and then advice shit well. You could still do the same thing but it would be beat us then it would stain okay. Do you wanna shot this she yeah it's a lot easier out the beaches this is it believe it or not you know all whistles episode. It was just land there the the welcome back to kiki's he's world raspberry lives dot com radio dot com and radio cast dot net slash act katie radio katie radio dot com kinky is katie radio dot com us on the pacy book geeky katie radio yeah and if you don't know you know yeah that's right. Isn't that new drug. What's what's it for say. That's whiteness. Talk talking problem. I think ma woke up extra caucasian not just why i'm why why i just did a raila pumpkins first this fall book. I wanna go craft. There's this okay halloween. Halloween is right around the corner and a lot of spirit halloween. They're popping up all over the place and thomas season time season early to me but yeah. I guess i gotta to do it now. There's there's you can always find prosthetic like stick on scars and stuff sure you can. Yes yeah well. I just saw this picture today to really did go ahead and finish but i know where you're headed.

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I'm pretty sure you are anyway. Well sure you are they've. We've had the same scar. I've seen it every fucking year. This is not new and it's a scar that people say looks like that is not the one that like oh how to same story. What are you. What did you see a picture of a dude who tattooed food big scar on his left day. I read it was a realistic guard. Just all the way down is like why would he do that. I don't know i don't know oh. He said he didn't know either taking care. Oh gimmie my two hundred bucks. We know that it could have been it could have been like maybe his kid had surgery korea and he's doing the scar matching scarves sadie his kid bobby twelve year old hurt his knee playing football and they went to the zoo once and he told him he would get a tattoo of the same scar. It's pretty detailed for gas. I why somebody gets add to scar. The insiders news the attic yeah because i've seen it before like this. One kid had a birthmark mark. It was like a red red raspberry strawberry marks or whatever and it always bothered him so his his dad got the same tattoo as well there too so things like that like let's say your your best friend was in a car accident guide a little mangled near like hey bro. I'm with you wanna make myself. I only half is ugly you are it's not even close to your face. Yours is three dimensional and grotesque mind. Mike just looks like i tattooed my face a food you it's fake. I could probably does laser removed to she. You're you're fucked anyway so there's prosthetic listless silica puss okay. It looks like a bloody gash. It's like a veg tat it yeah but i don't think it doesn't thinking who's pushing. It looks like this like really that okay. You got a dumb katie when you pick up a hooker and you tire of and you cut a new pussy pushes aside pussy because you got tired of fucking the regular pussy and the regular or fai after you killed her so you made your first side pussy. Well obviously obviously that's like. It's the same you never forget your first side. It's memorable so funny because take oh. I literally am up in them. Guts so gross i know. I don't know why people would do that. Oh they do. I don't i don't get it. That's that's not good no new terrible. They're telling look at me. I didn't fucking advantage shit. I'm not looking at you okay. You can't blame that on me for we're just pointing out its existence. It's not my fault well. I think we're gonna go to your favorite topic jesus. You're having to speak out boobs in and and on the news. It's time once again for shit. I this week's tits man is is free. You guys out there a little fun this is how much do your kids way in pancake batter in pancake batter you like. How many pancakes would your boobs make okay. Wow how i know. Somebody has his calculated. Yes eight cops. Is this part pre cooking weight or post cooking. Wait is this actual flap jack or just flap jack batter her batter batter okay. I'm ready so feared eight cup a cup eleven pancakes eleven full-size pancakes on well well. I don't fucking hubcap pancakes or size really matters. We talking a flap jack. It's a aw sea mexican difference it really now these plane pancakes or fruit in it or did you guys just throw darts at dark blurred for the numbers what you were going to say in your article for your blog fuck. I gotta write another article again today. Jesus this christ well be cups are fifteen pancakes c. cups eighteen suckers so okay. She cups her own. are not even twice as big as cups. I know i don't know i d- cuts twenty five so aw double it a cup now bullshit. I caught shenanigans. I called. They just made this shit up. No fucking way big ass pink because angeles de cubs have some have to make up. There just kinda there. You know what i mean. That's what i'm saying we did. We go like different pancakes size as you went up.

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I cautioned against on this entire article because in between e and f is only like five pancakes pancakes ever because eased thirty four and f is thirty nine to have their numbers fucked up they probably do that's right so why don't you take the test people out there with titties where your boobs and see how many thinking that makes you have to let us know how big your pink h._r.'s so we can judge yeah we need to know we need pictures of your tits and the thinking even weighing boobs is a touchy kind of dig because they're attached to you. You know what i mean like. Are you pulling down further on the scale. You know what i mean because of your skin so i don't i don't know how you weigh ab- i don't know how you weigh bernard how you able. I mean accurately. Try being truly accurately. I'm not sure other than cutting it off. Yeah yeah yeah well. I'm not surprised you saw that i or maybe though they know how much mass is inside in c._c.'s and then they have a breast implant. That's exactly the same amount of sees the way that then that would be an accurate way of your boob. Yeah no tip me is not the same as fucking fucking gel solution. You know what i mean if they way the states like pound of feathers pound iraq's same. It's okay it's still a pound but the mass is different like you're trying to figure out something that that that takes up a certain size container and you're trying to figure out how much the filling ways well. That's cool but i'm bob. Breast tissue can't be that consistent. Yeah is it. I don't know boobs. Aren't that consistent titties. Go across the spectrum on like like field touch. You know what i'm saying. Yeah density summer dense summer not answer at least a seemed dense. I dunno some are hard thumbers awesome well the hard ones are usually you know both on yeah they've been. They've been adulterated dave. They've been changed altered. They're not not stock. This is not a stock. I'm only talking about stock boobs now. If you went aftermarket on it oh yeah well anyway so that that was that was dumb tits man. I don't know i almost want to try to think about it and figure out the wait and see where they come from on it. You know ordine. Well see that's where we're going to have plan for tomorrow. We're going to be doing the pancake. Challenge sure stayed on youtube eating all these fucking pancakes cakes cat. We'll put some tuna in it or or some fucking secreto shoot in the cat goes crazy. Kit kat loves fucking prosciutto yeah so now. He's got the nickname speedo yeah. I don't know how to do it for shared but nothing nothing well. There was someone when i used to work for the deli alley that they used to. I want some of that piscopo. They pronounced pescolido oriented from some ignorant foreigners. Moore's yudo f- off your shit. We say properly please mozzarella. Whatever the fuck you don't have say getting labor weeks now. Exactly where i was headed to that is completely not attractive who i mean you you could have grown a deck out of your forehead and it would've looked better. I mean unicorn magic. I've seen you trying to trick before yeah. I know you're not really a real unicorn. No no you're not i know i know have rainbow hair. You told me i wish if i just sat on your heart. That's right oh. It never got my fucking wish it. Was it again to not. Have you record hard up my ass. Oh well you know forever so technically dig it. Your wish created and begun. It just wasn't as fast as you wanted. It was right. It's make sure i go faster next time ram here. Why are you don't know a talked about. We've talked about someone making him perfume from people's badges but we have but this is a little different get ready for its vaping rabi grabbed regius. It's yeah having is well. No actually ought will be completely safe. No it's it's not hit. Varying is it's dabbing. You're pushed use perfume to boost your coffee and attract men. Okay okay yeah.

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It's a fair modes work up okay. There's haiti katie. How do you smell like tuna tuna for lunch town. Mike you always smell like a goddamn dedicated. Say it it. It smells like salami and hear we're going on doing korean. It's it's . Gogi day goby a hot pot. I've had it sou- being for twenty four hours thirty tender yeah. I just don't think it's i mean you know i mean that's that's straight out of evil. Little seduce. Bahama ears tried to mend nuts. Yeah apparently this shakes. She's a she's an author and she's a sex guru on your job oy and she says that she does this every day. She adds some on her on her neck her wrists in her chest but maybe a yeah i mean at some point somebody you're gonna have a little you g._i. Funk something going on down there. You know what i mean. You know. I you know i mean does she. Does she like when she's going to india to to her little bit andy and veggies like i do. I wait for menstrual cycles just so i could have a little accent a splash of color. Oh yeah yeah oh my gosh every day. I'll show you know that's happening. You loving you know this right. You do lipstick. No it's it's oh god please for your lips from your lips for them by them sounds. That's gonna really really like no sexist. Get your f- straight down say you're going to be raised. As least you're right. That's right whatever this is why i like. I like the fact act that our audience is our audience and they're not like imagine environment well. That's what i'm saying and imagine being somebody who has like millions millions of people fucking everything you say. There's bound to be one hundred thousand mother fuckers who hate you because you said it. That's too much. Stress takes the fun right out of i mean i'd be afraid i can't be afraid of what i say on suckers up just saying i gotta be free. Free free and say what i want. I mean look at the kind of shift chapelle got for his fucking special. Yeah i mean granted. I i can understand. Maybe if you were part of a group that he was talking talking about. Maybe you being a little bit about it but it really wasn't a bad and it was funny so fuck off it was it was legitimately funny. It was it was just as chapelle special special. It was just what you expect yeah great well done. Yes tyne dopey offended. Outhouse is just comedy. He's just trying to be funny. You don't know if any of the things he says he actually believes in or may like like i find it strange that that people think comedians medium like that's i mean sometimes it is that is who they are sometimes just fuck joke. You know the whole the whole thing with being in the car with a lesbian in a gay guy you know bisexual trans. It was on his dares. Nobody dare katie see transition classic chapelle right there. Oh man follow him anywhere fiscally so you should check it out if you haven't. I affleck's unless you're lesbian. I dunno if you're not a sense of humor. Oh my sister pyo laugh at a laugh at taking the tara for crying out. Loud via laugh at that you can laugh at fucking dave dave chapelle. I laughed at tig. You didn't family was this. We keep weight each. Maybe there's a wears. I maybe it was just too specials that we saw you know what i mean. Maybe it was maybe she. Maybe maybe we've been in a long string of we'll see and i hate to to say it because i am a fan of female comics female comics but we've we hit like a bad batch. Fuck it specialists that we would bernie. It wasn't just me you didn't you. You were i look at you and you're like no. It's not and we had such high hopes for like three of them in a row now and i'm not because we fucking was who was it. Sarah silverman snow was coming because i've just disappointed disappointed yeah and then the other one kathleen whoever blonde chat yeah didn't like it one was funny. She was funny. That was that actual good. That was a good special but now we've become really oh arash of bad female comedy which going on oh 'cause girls ain't funny.

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That's that's why katie sometimes they're funny looking. They're not good comedy katie. I'm not trying to be funny. Ah this is just how i walk around people laugh at me. I don't know why god there's a big billboard in toronto that people are getting a little pissy about as from a a company called pink cherry and it's a gigantic pink cherry at tachi why vibrator and it says relax. It's just back massager. That's right it. Well okay see that. There's nothing wrong with that but people are just like. I can't believe they put a vibrator gigantic ganic billboards. It's even labeled dummy. I mean like literally. It's even it's labeled for you read. Do you have a problem with english because it doesn't say it's a pleasure you like when you go to buy it. Doesn't it say tobacco. It does okay what personal massage or what are you worried about. Oh you're covered on all fucking bit. If the kids see you go yeah it's backwards. Is your right if you see mommy. She uses it on her back. Sometimes she puts it on her feet. Smell like your perfume yeah yeah well. Your mommy likes to use. It took me and saga but i know that's. Why is i get it now. I did and delayed. It wasn't really funny because rematch y. It's funny own. Resources snow says it's caused my tongue is so dry good job. You no 'cause i got some say. Tell me the tea like oh. Oh okay well on the heels of tampa bay. Screams don't skip but con con yup. It's an entire convention about the ass. Okay yeah just asked related. Bunghole related yup. Everybody we got wipes. We got doing like i want some of them. Cool new toilets which have been able to in they have have those have those eight do or i kid. I said i kind of try it. Yes you can you can. What's that's what i said. Is that something you really wanna till tale. Though i mean i think i think that you know you don't actually poop in it okay but it says this whole thing is brought to you by the way i wanna know how good it squirts out now. You'll feel it okay. I'll just you can't like pooping anyway. Well the the c._e._o. Will former c._e._o. Of the period panties they had that well three who made the period panties inhumane yes she also sold lot as made with her own breast milk burning man good job she we'll get we'll get to we have a story. Yes that's right and we were talking about it a little later but anyway she put together the event and she it's partly hardly informative and she said it's mostly millennial bait. Stick kind of thing okay but it's a little gross to they say the twelve bucks. We'll get you in the door and you get the shoe all right and so long as you could come and flash your ass around. It's good from what is that what they're saying. I don't understand an action well. Maybe because it's like trendy for them to go to an ass thing. I don't know because the days got really popular will they are because you feel like a barbarian what you've gone a day. You know what i mean are going back to papers like yeah. I've never tried every day caveman again. Dan well one of the one of the people that that tried the one that i was talking about said you instantly feel a jet of water and it's unforgiving. No yeah no. It's it's it's it's quite an aggressive stream is well. It has to be and it's gotta clean out well. Yeah i guess so yeah and then they have little patterns of swivel back good for you. Can you like to cool the cool wash. Let ones have a little remote control so you could you could extend it. Further retracted a little back like you can aim at the dam presets yeah so like bergerson one sits down on a toilet. You hit your button so it knows it's you and a ah warm the water so you get warm water air blow air blown dry d put in what you ate so it knows how how hard to spray it connects to your sushi maker.

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They'll talk they talk. They're smart appliances so immediately. Lee your sushi knows what kind of sushi print you here and do. Don't even ask the toaster took now. Trust me. Eh dishwasher's really seats shit. It's we've gone through this shit man boogie bid. Do the fucking shit your your jobs. You don't know the horrors that i fucking see. Magic lead up cry reclaimed up the horror. I heard some of the stuff that you can also do and find him. Play with at at buchan is they do booty. Facials are right yeah. I i will wipe my ass on your face. People's big bucks for that shit. That's different party. Yeah this cheeky workouts they had had a squat and can you know build your but i'll philly exercise seminars yeah seminars and all things like that. There's even the mascot. It's a big big but but on the face no you're facing ours face. Your face is the whole all right your face no so it's it's like frank pigs but yes but for your head i've got papers. Just you guys haven't seen the movie frank. It's a cease to check it out. Go fast bender in it. It's a good movie weird very strange then again you listen to the show so they can. You'd probably like it. I liked it all right so i'm gonna talk a little bit about tampa bay screams that was recently family and what what is pray tell tampa. Bay screams is a horror convention. There was horse everywhere. That's mrs fame whores. There's it's. It's a very very specific kind of movie. It's like the own exploitation or yeah bloody loudon nudity lot of gore reason yes see movie bad acting you know and it's it's. It's the whole yeah exactly. It's a whole sub-genre of people who make movies like they came out of the eighties even if they're not sexploitation yeah what i mean yeah but they remake the style of eighties on v._h._s. Yes ed's v._h._s. Sells out faster than anything. Oh it does well. That's it really does and i and i the guy who who the the ax murderer. Whatever you are in a cover the daily acts they did that intentionally put girls on the cover that weren't in the movie because that was a thing straight to video movies with you all the time back in like video store days right it so day. They did it intentionally yeah because they did it in the eighties like click pate and i didn't realize i had i had a ah i never signed that many autographs and d._v._d.'s and posters and taken so many pictures is it was just here's a lot of fun as a lot of fun. Outfits were successful yay very happy. i had a skeleton dress on the friday a than i was dirty filthy hooker looking nine on saturday and then sunday i i did sort of like a pinup thing. Though what outfits fits do you have where where the beginning description does not start with dirty filthy shut up. Why why are you going to say that with with with downtrodden. This is your big. It's on my way you can choose to feel how you want about your dirty. Salote outfits as sushi shirt. Put it stop censoring whores or sluts much censoring you at all. No you're not no you just have to own the us. I love attorney. It's it slutty okay. I dare studies what i do. Here's my teddy there you go. There's a lot of that going around so yeah. There's a lot of booze convention horse. I had a i had my first absolute breakdown fan girl moment she was and i actually got to meet her. He did belly wet one day. Yeah yeah you came out. You can't yeah you came up on sunday and she the whole melt. She went all three days because she made sure talk all three days and a couple of times nice nice girl but but but friday she had she had her her little mental breakdown and it was accused. She's a cool julia william what's up looking. You're standing right in front of me. I can't believe it dave is nuts and she's like a picture yeah. I'm gonna ask them wanna.

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Take it with me. I'm like yeah. This is your you well. That's so weird weird. It's it's really strange while it because it's such a subculture of people yeah the people who watch that watch that stuff it's not you know it's shot like billions or coming to the convention now however a lot more people show up they did you would take like well. Fuck people come from cleveland suffering cleveland. The origins lie wherever it's wow this whole three days here already got hotel right sir. I got to me lloyd kaufman. He is the director and writer of the of the toxic avenger movies trauma the term trump trophies. Yes they do poultry. Guys is another really popular one anyway but they're they're funny eighties music same same type of stuff well. I got to meet him. He's really cool history following me on twitter and and as he got to meet him and he actually wants to wants to put something together. He wants to stay in one of his next movies so it's pretty fucking cool the trauma that's that's another i mean he. He's a guy that's all he makes is that that his own from the eighties like still makes them. Yeah and people still love him. I didn't realize to people by not only the v._h._s. but they you want just a v._h._s. Box i just want to box. I don't care about the tape. I want the box yeah like this guy this guy dave david he does. He does a lot of the different covers and stuff like he's the one that did my my insert my card insert for service partout yeah he he's done. He's done a lot of heated the poster for taste me with the bubble's pink anyway now he does. He does co stuff. Yeah ooh and you did have one person to arrest broke law. Yes bob our old buddy bob. He's he's a little perverted friend and he's been initiative of the movies a lot of him yeah. He was even an extra or next year. He had a he was on a miami uh-huh episode of miami vice the day. I was like it was pretty neat. Well anyway a friend of mine. A had a child and she sh- her boobs were very full at the time is it is a kid wasn't around to drink the milk that's right and she doesn't pump and this was at the convention will bob being bob. He had a cup of coffee and he's a little milk in your coffee was she did and i found it videotaped it because it was just it was kind of funny and then she ended up scoring some across one of the posters and we didn't really realize zip. It was caught on the video. She wiped it off and chris woods. He said he's the he is posters. Worth more now god damn it say. I can't sell this people and not tell them what's on it so she she wrote us. She's like my my breast. Milk was on this poster. She signed it and we had like set aside. People feel breastmilk poster so it's kind of funny and then there's this one check nick she's. She's a buck and wackadoo like she came every three days and then she started yelling first when she first saw me she yelled at me. Scared the crap out of me eh because i was just like a nun on sunday. She's like oh my god no one. I'm like all right sh- been beaten by nuns i said no and then she started talking about catholic school and she was all goth doubt like an older gov but she's shoes off or chicago it balloon in her teddy bear and you're like you're fifty fifty five golf granny yeah pretty much. Hey you know got the early gas yeah. She could have been that way said she was fucking twenty chris and our trust china to fucking buzzer laver looking at each other like what the fuck is going on and we're talking about something for free. She feels not everything for freeze. Good you know it's free herpes or free and that ain't good like s._t._d.'s goddamn. It will be good whole mess. A krystal burgers burgers okay. She's white castle same shit and i'm just gonna say math. I really did to which this breath and she's she's. She started talking about trump and russian spies and then she's like the black. Helicopters are gonna come. Get me so like basically basically like our show or the same way some of them.

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It's we attract the same group of people yeah. That's your broker zipper and she also soap. Somebody got a fork and then sat on the floor right in front of the table to try to fix her zipper so yeah no. It's it's it's an an interesting. It was an interesting time. It was come next year. That's right you. She come next year. We're talking about having like maybe a couple tattoo artists chris and their bel- because you know people get to they would it's always good to get it is hold on your i._t. I talked to brian dewitt and he was like kellyanne. I am down yeah so what if they're allowed to while they're allowed to do it in conventions so yeah so i don't know what i mean. Do it in a minute open shop so i mean you have people that are cleaning professionals. Yes no exactly you'd be doing a lot of color portraiture. I met oh yeah yeah all right well. We're going to add here for the week. I hope you guys had a fun time. We'll be doing another show soon here so we can make sure we're back on the ball. Eh her you guys because we 'cause. We do love you know believe it or not. We do sure a yellow la. That's okay. You hurt the ones you love. That's right. That's your style. I know if i'm really super nice you. I probably fucking hate you okay and if i really hate you know i'm just using anyway so yeah right for the week. you got anything for me. All right guys will enjoy doing what you do have fun and we're not getting to hurricane yeah it. Does anybody does.