#268 Dirty Smurf

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The following program contains adult content crabs language of sexual manner completely -pletely irresponsible advise along with some things. You'll wish you could on here if you are under the age of eighteen easily offended or like to judge others based based on their sexuality. Please turn off for those who remain enjoy and have a nice day because i was fucking shit atr. Have you lined up in corporate sponsorships. As a matter of fact. I've man's most popular randomly series the english translation the series is many rapists from hell conquer the innocence of school girls and as you can see the production values are extremely high. Katie's ruled in ten nine it seeks katie's starts now l. katie are you ready to trust. You said you wanted to play dress up. Don't you elmo it and now live from rural thirty four studio bringing a girl that sometimes piece a little when she masturbate your your host the one the only can get kidney. Hello hello and welcome to the show. This is katie gave his world number. Two sixty a and we are coming at you from not live but usually razz radio live dot com katie radio dot com and radio gas dot net's suck it live people sorry guys. We were in orlando yesterday and lag. We talked about in the last show. We were getting something done. We'll talk more about it in a little bit. I just want to say that. I am your host. He haiti and with me as always is my absolute favorite plus covered. Fuck doc toy mr yeah so. I like our intro do you. Are you just saying that because you're trying to get me. It should not change it. No okay same say that all right tell me i like it okay anyway. Well i go saying s._e._i. we are in orlando yesterday at atomic tattoos. Mr brian de which was doing now the piece on me and he was doing s._e._c. I one and i'm sure there will be many more to com tattoo. He did for me crack. Yes yes and i love mine. Mine came out frigging awesome. I'm so excited i put it out on twitter and on facebook page. You can check it out for sure. It's definitely put on a little coletta poll but i guess i guess you know as you know. What do you prefer out there on twitter and i had four different designs and this one was the one that we went with to see it. Actually i think it's a lot better too. I like it. I like your dragon do it. Hey i want to say that. Betty page is back out there doing her thing she was a friend of mine in front of the show. Yes she has a way of disappearing every so often for a little while. Yes i mean without a trace. Everything just gone. Yes so letting you know that she's going to be at the mustang ranch which is illegal brothel in nevada so she she's been at a couple of now. She's got a little thing but she's a little thing maher. she's going to be there till the twenty seventh of this month and then she's going to be there september tenth through the twenty fifth so you can go check her out and that is miss betty page. She's very tiny. She's got gigantic hooters and big blue eyes. Yeah yeah those of you. Who have i've been loving the pictures that i have from the memories from a couple years ago. She's the little shorty with me most pictures. They are like who's that i was. That's the word so yeah. Do you have a bay screams is going to be next weekend but now you guys won't hear this time because this is not live so does really matter but but in case you missed podcast people oh you could have seen me all three days at slaves bach food it could have happened also sushi and ashley ashley and dawn probably crystal but will the good news is by the time you actually hear this.

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You can probably go check out twitter and she pictures and chef from it. Well yeah probably wherever you post both now like right now. You can check your phone and see what happened yeah really exactly for you really does have to wait until the following. You know what i'm saying. Sink gratification education should work anyway. Does your best like christina p version. I've ever heard you do really i think so. I didn't realize i did it christina p._m. Pretty pretty pretty you dead on purchasee. It was well. I wasn't even trying. Go get your natural. White girl came out. That's all yeah well. We've got a fun show for you today and no tits man. I'm sorry guys notice man this week. Boobs are all ted this week. Sorry they're out of style now. We're not gonna talk about this week foods. Just it's nobody's having boot problems or the problems problem the problem but i mean usually nip slips are fun or you know you could find fucking you could find a nice pair of fucking boobs to just talk about the glorious -ness of those particular votes if you want it well. I guess that everywhere in this world literally everywhere everywhere you look there are set a beautiful job lease this on right across from c. Hey yeah i know what you're like. Oh i know a lot i don't like what are we going to say about it anymore. Sure that a lot we can do. They are going to make a cameo in a movie yeah yeah. The premier is the son yeah by the time you're listening to this here again. I'll probably be sitting in a movie theater. No we and you may be able to try to find said movie. That's boobs and said had movie exactly. It's not even a porn. No it's not now. I think i'm the only nudity in it there you go spoiler. No i mean i don't know i really don't know so. They had to find a way to make a rated r. Movie yeah we had to find a way to make original are katie so we need boobs. Please boobs place here are rated are hungry goody. Hey but build them i._m._d._b. I'm gonna have nine movies nine. I can't believe leave. It's been that many i can. Oh and there's a there's a there's this one guy he's writing a screenplay and so he wrote one and he scouting out places in tennessee and ohio baiocco ohio he wants eat as if i would play the lead role and i said well i can't get out there and he's like no no. No we fly you put you up. I'm like okay sure i'll have my knife i sharpe and every yeah right there little little showcase and my i beg mom. Oh god yes it is. Hey i learned a new word. What's i did like this weekend. And i wonder what we're now has now left your brain. She had meaning. Let's show yeah so fucking fall moves in. We need something else. Just put anyway cocco cover cock cocco cover that's right. It is a thing look get out cock whole cover. I've never but i know that's what it's called and now these these two older people sold their couple knows. It was exactly what it is to is on there. It is cocco cover now. It's one of these you get. These weird situations where old people are asking you. What is the part that i need. What is it called and it's called a coal cover and like sonny what sorry what what what did you say. Is that cocco cover. They like flock whole cover or what are you talking about. Cock whole cover actually gas like the chicken. That's what it's called. Tell you well you said look this in gratitude crotch. She can't know like go out and michael keaton beetlejuice nice fucking model hong that way next week. You could talk about my arraignment. It doesn't take much your your. I'm telling you you somebody calls a cop and it doesn't matter what i say or it doesn't matter what actually happened. The fact is gonna look at me. Go come on. Let's go come on. They said you did something. Obviously you did it so i'm sorry but tonight performance will not include the voice of s until further notice. He apologized for the inconvenience. You're getting a good job. Save satan because i refuse to get where i know that.

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I know that you're like oh. He just went there not you not you know not me now. Like other people god he went there. Did you see that transition so god. That's horrible there. Is this a couple. They got arrested after they had sex in front of children riding inside one of the gondolas those one hundred and fifty foot observation wheels see cincinnati see you see that's. This is exactly why we had fuck where we want to flog is because dumb nuts stupid shit exactly these people like they were drunk. Well they were dry. It's one thing okay and that's her off now. 'cause in the mind drunk person that seemed like a good idea. Yeah seemed really hot is what it seemed like well. I mean unfortunately there were adults and children like i said said they were in the same gondola. They weren't by themselves and they just started started going at it. There is uh-huh. There is about six people total so there's four people that were also there. Were also in this little pod thing with them. Ooh twelve minute ride so they paid twelve fifty. Go excuse me backtra era bedding and that was perfect. It was betting it was it was it was it was fucking acapella was you couldn't have been better. They get distracted by stitcher. I can't goddamn it. Stop it. I can't think while you're saying hey. I'm medicaid usually heavily before the show and sometimes during the show so yes sometimes i do go who i'm just off somewhere but a lot of joy it concentrate. We usually difficult usually like to do it with the music. Thank you from the hell do that orange as like becoming having my favorite song what art song it's called orange she play and then it was like two episodes ago but anyway more. I love it when you don't don't make sense. It's my favorite thing well it. May you just can't this is like finding liked the ancient tablets of hieroglyphics where he sees squiggly line tree bird triangle triangle thingy triangle thing dick dick dick roaster radha mayo you know all the band as out of no katie light mike dry forever dry to katie gardner more rails to try to. It's a crusty whisker biscuit. Grandma always makes it movies now a lot of you out. There aren't gonna fucking. Get one there. You're not going to understand so that's okay but there's going to be someone out there for genucel yeah yeah. That's all right how you pointed out to somebody that it won't make any sense like we had to tell them. They knew already eighty. No yes now. There's some of them out there. I honestly believe eat crayons and don't really i go. No oh honey though it's not for you okay i take it really personally. They'll still laugh at it though okay yeah whatever anyway i don't watch the show but one of the housewives of new york you know those like new you know yeah yea desperate housing big hair yeah yeah whatever you know yes well some of the finest people in the universe quote unquote alcohol and thunder if i make when she wants to open up a vaj spa in the u._k. Yes it's a spa salon. It caters and specializes in your say. I'm gonna go drop my badge off for a day. It's going to have a spotty and i'm gonna go over. Do some chopping directly. It's k. there are there's g include around eh got. Somebody's gotta rub it out. There is to be relaxed. There's already one in new york. It's called the v. spot re they do like late. I they did their vaginal facials visuals. Okay chemical peels and asking on top of your coach. They are sounds like fun.

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They also do this. Fucking thing called the oath shot. I am not down with this at all. It's an orgasm boosting technique. They take the draw your own blood and then they injected into your fucking clint and your g-spot okay they gorge. They do encourage now but that's not gonna last long. Okay what is like. Shoot it it up and go fuck first of all. Are you dr. No negative people okay. We don't know that for sure absolutely combat way but they could surprise us. I take an online course i i say why would you discourage any type of said research. It's research come on. I mean we have to know so but i mean maybe maybe maybe if you take it hide hard right after after the ejection i try it. I'm not saying i wouldn't okay so you went from. It's not for me to you. Try it. I know i love it when you talk to sure. This is my favorite now. This is just a side note but this check okay race probably do it okay this shake. There's a picture of her and it looks like she looks slightly psycho and she could or would bite your dick off in this picture chattahoochie the the fucking laid the jeered the new york housewife that once opened up the pussy spa. Oh okay that's see. I forgot about the whole housewife connection actioner so okay well you know maybe her vagit gets extra thirty. I don't know but they also have they. You go like post menstrual too. It'd little high and tight. You know what i mean care. Everything tightened up there. After the the assault with the salt assaults yes so rough periods what thank god only for like three days those are those are some fucking like shining three days and by shine meet the shining like the elevator scene who des whatever they they do three different types of vaginal tightening it they call it the tightening and they save for women who feel loose katie. It sounds like mr edwin fart. That sounds awful. Yeah tell us that's horrible at is whatever have a little self respect really think of me how you want okay. I am who i am all right the way they also do a twenty four karat gold bikini wax and they also do and you should never do is the badge steam. No no steam the badge. No you should not steam your fucking badge. It's not really steam. It's just some some hot air. What if it's not super hot. What if it's just you know warm arm air boy send humidifier warm air. It's just some data blowing on your kuch. Okay wh why not it could be soothing after you. Just gotta waxing. Maybe it would feel to good get a little steamy steady. I think what's your profession. I blow on deportees what they do now no pussy blower okay but that was like you know the sound. It's gotta be some fuck. It dude named bob from brooklyn sir. Hey audie cabrera. Give lemme ya get all up in that tweet day. Hey hey easy with wings. It's like no no so awful. You know how i how annoying i feel towards. Vegans begins right well you anybody who's really into anything that you're not really into your complete hater. That's not true. I yeah and you see bumper stickers on people's cars. You're like oh disney. Aren't you special though you have the disney season pass-holder fucking sticker. Oh great that makes you better than all of us. It's called jealousy being hater. That's exactly what hater is. I think that comes from but not everybody. There's some sure i'm like go you. You know i'm not into it. Okay dude d. and d. I i don't hate on it. I'm like you love that. Shit all right. Go have fun yeah. I never see i'd say yeah. I'm not really agree. You know what are you.

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I can't but he's going to think that i'm some mean horrible person. Being your normal person a lot of people see things that they consider dushi and they just and lie dushi that that's a little rain because it's not really the sticker. It's the fact that the people that you know that have you said sticker on their car have always been like this the ones that you know you're you're empirical evidence of fuck disease pass holder people. All you know what i mean are do she. That's just in your brain. That's what happens so that's why you hate on the sticker because you associated it would do shenice nas time no friend of mine that i don't. She's not do she at all. I totally know she's the past boulder okay so there are exceptions but i don't know if you put the sticker on her car though but anyway sticker in the back of your car whenever i'm just saying two free parking sticker actor true so so yeah they just go to disney a lot. Okay well going back going back to vegans. They are claiming coming that stuffing. The turkey on thanksgiving is is sexual assault well. I would say it's more like like like having sex is dead bodies really because they're not alive necrophilia. It is kind of ah fucking the turkey not all really actually fucked the body. What the fuck do you do with the time. Sir just molested lasted gate feeling it touching at figuring out who knows i don't know what they do know more or less alert those i just know because i could see a people who didn't actually actually have sex with the bodies. I'm sure they exist but they still did later. They still do inappropriate things. God come on what i didn't make this up. I didn't do this. This isn't me okay now. I know people out. There are like fucking poultry will live ones too but it's pretty dramatic relatives. I think it's i think it's very dramatic like oh give me a fucking break. Jesus christ i get it. You don't want us to kill a turkey. I'm fine with that. I don't know i'm talking about like whatever fucking shoot it talking about it yesterday. Yes so really it's not station you rub the they got a call at the it's not the molestation. You're mad about things dead in the first place. That's what you really don't like then. That's all so just say. I don't like you. Killing turkeys for thanksgiving. Okay to vegan is consent as a party turkey. You can't prove that. I didn't talk to that turkey and ask it. I you can't prove it on tally idea and i'll tell him he he said yes. He all right yeah. She's the one with the whatever needed khloe but then if you clue ak- well if you try to shove your dinger in a fucking male turkeys asshole you probably kill it and then it would be necrophilia okay are you don't know how to it first of all oh my god. I don't even know why that is. I love just saying but jimbo johnson. I'm just sayin when lord it's it's. It's just make your own spot really meager owns spot like would cut a hole in the body it wow that's just sick. Oh are you kidding me right but i don't see if you did that if you just like shoved a nathan fucking shanked body and made its own orifice and you fucked it but if it was dead already assuming it had already been embalmed bombs wouldn't that be kind of dry would shift with like spit on or or muscles retain some sort of moisture feel good bye bye dead body experiences like you know what i mean. I've never really liked life felt on dead bodies so to buzz just not you. You know what i'm saying yeah. I i'm glad i don't i don't really understand what happens. Suppose suppose we could look it up but fuck that so we're going to put that out there if anybody anybody has any no i don't wanna i don't wanna know i don't want to hear what is it then. You're oh in some . Fuck i forget the word for it so just keep lasting here turkey's phone stuff on your turkeys bred kisser the vegan an angry vague regulary.

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I'm talking about your angry ones now. After after you just stick your fingers in their mind ah chase a turkey ass bitches like he's like sage stuffing their yummy delicious that is that's turkey juice look at so. They don't have any probably cooking on stuff turkeys just to stop after ones is the ones that are like well. I'm i'm sure they do but they're just adding onto the list of ridiculous bullshit and they're saying that stuffing turkeys are that's what's sexual assault okay well. They go nuts at their dig a little stretchy now. I wonder if that's a slightly stretchy. If you listen to the skinner rub butter underneath it on the breast is that like feeling turkey up under the sweater assist and this is right on the heels of them having some cannibalistic food like right the vege- vegetarian carrying human flesh. That's right vegetarian human flesh tofu style. We talked about that. We go somewhere. Yes okay we on the show. Just hang around. We talked about it on the show. Okay i remember talking about it but i don't necessarily remember it being being on the show where we don't know cheese all right. I wanna tell you a another term that i learned called. The dirty smurfs the dirty smurfs. It's the acts of heavily packing packing your significant others asshole with blueberries deftly then proceeding to to fucker or him until your cock turns blue. This is a you're gonna like. You're gonna ferment south think. Something's something you'd you know what i mean. What happens if you shove fruit up. Your ass comes out okay but it's not like your badge where you gotta get me. Get a sugar rush anti diabetic shock right there poop out pussy. I'm talking about your wax. Okay see sayed read. This is just in my head here. Say you did shove fruit in your asshole okay well. When you take a shit it pushes. She's it out like plato machine. Well here here had i don't know this is why any of that shit all of say it is. It always sounds house like a bad idea to permanently shove some food item in an aura fi. That's not your mouth permanently. Yes like not just pull it right back out like you shove the the end of cucumber and your and your ass and you pull it right back out. You know what i mean. This is temporary fruit assault aetna marinate or nothing just little margaritas delicious. The lives little wedges. What's wrong with you so much but we don't have enough time for the show. That's a whole nother episode all together. Do you want to hear the example that they gave for dirty. Smurfs man wants as your bra again. Malaria dirty dirty smurfs last week and my cock still blew his friend replies go with christ bra. Go with christ off yeah. It is sunday so figuring yeah. Yeah sounds like fun to me. Really what sounds sounds like fun of someone's ass the well. I wasn't taking aspirin okay. If you're in a anal so where are you. Where do you want to shove some. You want to shove some of my posey. I don't care what kind of fruit i don't know something with color beats. Oh yeah it'd make it read well then. That's just you just fuck me on my periods. Let's let's not the same as we did. The fucking you know like a walking dead bloody handprint on the wall and then i shit well you could still do the same thing but it would be beat us then it would stain okay. You can wash off this. She is at blood's a lot not easy to get out to the beaches. It is believe it or not okay. Hey get some oxy cleaner. Soften some bubbly shit. You get anything i it uses oxygen. I never understood that. Why is that a marketing term today. It uses oxygen. Ah okay.

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Is that supposed to mean something to me like breath. It's still organisms they eat. It got life anyway. We are going to go to episode of rule thirty four and when we come back we have an interesting little factoid about dolphins. They knew that was coming because we just watched corn suit. Yes it was just like every other here. Movie except winter totally enjoyed. It cannot willem dafoe in there because he he was the green goblin two different man okay. It's not the same when they're remakes of the same that one had a totally different spider-man at that was a completely different way. That was not the amazing spider man. That was just spiderman. There's a difference comic book katie. I'm very disappointed. In you know the difference obviously obviously he was in the the original spiderman version. They are now going with the amazing spider man verging katie. I guess i just have the different version tobey maguire you you don't remember when he left the studio. What's not to overgrazed to l. anyway. Since he's not forman on a hotel oh tower there you go foreman. That's right okay. I well enjoy and we'll be right back with more rambling when you're young time basically and refreshing snack ni- latest kind of go to masturbation material material yes okay besides me sleeping sides me. That's usually i wanna fuck vader. Yes yes kinda so that kate. Katie gedi has has been getting into the habit of well. At least you did last week a few times and she does it. All the times thinks that out here but i'll be i'll be like obviously eight right and i'll tell you where like so she's literally got her many any aac fixing out and she's trying to be quiet and you can totally tell us you try to head and then every once in a while the legates quoted . You'd hear you gotta get up and it turned off real quick. Look over abbey yeah so i fully buster last week at you know so i say hey do you take home sleep bigger. Let's go. You're like mortified at donald flooding. I don't know why i got so shy. You did even now unlike oh ooh so today. It was on the couch while he was napping. She likes the thrill dental. You can rub without not before he wakes up. I swear to god i could do it. I can do it. I can come before the hammocks. I don't see him right there at the front door. No the thiokol okay sexy. Save something about who pose as a lot they promo code doing nicely bowl for free in the back act. This is tiki haiti's world not coming to you from respirator live dot com katya radio dot com or radio dot net puck laughing laughing because they don't wanna listen to it when it's not like that's right because they don't. They don't want other people to know. They're listening to us either. I don't know how well the ones that i had to say. They just like live stuff. I don't know why i don't know they say they want to see. I don't wanna hear any fuck ups. There's fuck ups obviously because regional editor anyway i mean now now. It's no different but whatever i like this song to get. It had a little eighties roller skating music five on addict. It did at first when you started playing.

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I'm like oh yeah. Josh josh josh j. o. Larry breath he's done several five beats for us not finale borrowed and played very cool very cool. My goodness so yeah. There's oh mechanics. There was a thirty something year old man. He needed to have a metal nut removed from his sh- mackel after he got stuck dog. I got an extra none of my near my nuts. He shoved it on his shaft for sexual pleasure. He tried to fuck tha that sees it as a concrete. Who's trying to fuck. Fuck fuck net. I it's one of those really brilliant people that shoves her cock in the something when it small and then wonder why get stuck where it's not the blood welcome down yeah stupid concrete right say idea except you could take those off not that bottle god no yeah people charter flight bottles. No i'm just saying i'm thinking about nut boy yeah. He went to seek help after two fucking days hus- melissa's tech because they don't they don't say they don't say how big the the metal night actually it was is is not well. I'm just i don't know i can't stuff mike decade though you know what i'm saying but i'm saying maybe it was so small. He's up fook diagnosed. I mean maybe i mean like peeing gatorade bottles challenging enough here. You know what i'm saying. Yeah i know because i get a little tears every time and we have sex no but i'm just saying about the only guy on the planet that would have you would have to be a pretty goddamn. Big is what i'm saying. Even if you're objects not that big it's from battle bots. The trophy nut caballero trophy called the big dot. You can't know because we're talking about about nerds geeks dorks how perfect then big no it come on. I guess i don't know did make sotos atty. I s. t. typically. They shy completely away from sexuality. Oh excuse me yes what have it do or do you not have a fucking looking trophy called the collect and you want it for claw game. That's declawed league. That's perfectly makes perfect sense for the cloud leagues l. 'cause because the league it's turkey at all the klaly international tournament that's right to clip. I know works. It's perfect for it works for the clinton but the night and style now that is not a mechanized army trophy. You know what i'm saying. It doesn't unsound mechanized army drove economy big not they put nuts on their fucking machines. Can you watch what are you gonna. Do you take a metal claw grad. That class jam nuts orange minute. Oh no getting the toy out of declawed as sheen is analogous to finding the clip seventy okay. Do some people can't what was that almost exclusive. If you don't know the machine can grab it by the head of the machine gene and you don't know you know the stocking method. You know what i'm saying and if you guys i know the clog aim. Is you know to clog aim. Is you fuck. It grabbed grabbed stuffed toys and other things out of a bucket giant arcade machine. That has a claw. You'll have to fuck o'clock. Don't pretend like you don't even have human claw games stu where they strapped little kids in their harnesses and then they put him over his big ben of little bags of chips and they drop them down. They grab as much as they can help them out. You know how they get two kids to be so good at to clean how they train them for it. They stay visas. Shit out. See i try to step on your joke. You can't help yourself i i can't i kept bringing up eddie material at all outside without just spraying it on her 'cause she'll just start laughing halfway through. I can't tell it yeah spoiler. Maybe i'm just very fucking giddy and i couldn't anticipate subpoena funny. You're gonna be so. That's why i start laughing at how you're describing yourself now giddy up high up katie. I'm giddy jovial. Did you put that out facebook today. How you're feeling i'm feeling giddy. Oh my gosh yeah. I rarely do that. Do you actually post giddy as an l. It it'd be like exhausted or excited times yeah.

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Ah you know you couldn't tell about the inflection of the words that you're reading in your head. Nobody is allowed to have life besides i'd be get out of my way and don't make noise fuck you . I'm sure sure you're not like at all. Just the other day said you're basically girl kinda. Yeah i mean it's not your fault that bad i don't. I don't think i you know you don't have to be basic white girl like and have the all. You're not one hundred percent sat anything you know what i mean but but it would be fair to describe you. Sometimes i just like your tastes at some and sometimes is your outlook but you you do have a much better outlook than most basic way curls for sure pumpkin spice as you say bread like sexually your your your basic white girl. I don't think so well. I've been but what's basically girl. It's actually i don't know that's what i i don't know what fits that. I haven't talked doc black dude okay. I don't think that's it. I don't know what i mean well. It's a lot of ways that i know are that are in goes. Oh okay that that. I don't see how that makes you more or less. Basic basic is for that. I just know pumpkin spice latte. You're you're all about you. Don't like it when people make noise out you when you're not making noise. That's because i'm old no okay whatever it is what it's the same same thing same thing. It's okay anyway. It doesn't have to be negative. We'll back to this day nut guy to oh. That's what started this whole thing off off. Duty fucking oh how small cystic now after some after some painkillers lube doctors were able to get the hex nut off and well that didn't work it didn't work the lube and the painkillers didn't work together to cut it off somehow yeah they had to use a diamond discounter her oh yeah and they had to use it because they had alleviate the penile strangulations go to it's gonna clot aw sedentary blood brooke right now. He gets a couple of dislike superficial cuts but but they weren't you know at least they were able to remove. It was dick stoneworks yes. They said he had applied the hex nut over the route of cock and then two days before i mean you know it's a fuck two days before that's what they said. Okay well you know. I said he suffered for two days so he did two days. Just this with our words now come on. He said there was an increase in swelling and pain it. No shit and stick fell off. There's no way he said he was able to just avoid urination okay without difficulty so he couldn't be okay well without i don't see what is wrong with the story lots of things wrong with this story. The head of his cock and the foreskin were severely severely damage and there was damage. Yeah all right 'cause from the build up of the excess fluid so you know how like if you take rubberband arbor banners no loss and wrap it around your pinkie purple. Yeah you know we'll leave it that way. It will all the fuck off yeah. Oh so flo tummy did he did have a little bit of dead tissue too but it's but it's still so hot so it's pretty bad. Don't stick your dixon nuts nuts. You know better rub between them. Better roy shouldn't have to tell you this. I mean but if you wanna stick your head but you know stick your dick in just a word caution this dude you know you may want to keep your take out of thing. I mean i who am i say fuck whatever whatever puts inanimate much. You might just laugh at you if you take. They're all gonna laugh at you. Detachable dick biotic cock value are detachable p anyway well a hey listen up you. Sugar daddies and sugar babies houston in texas is the place to be if that's what you're into okay according to you seeking arrangement dot com. That is the world's largest sugar daddy dating daddy bailey bailey dating site.

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There's a is it. The sugar baby capital of the world dallas is what you're saying. It's houston houston downtown houston. Actually i don't know to me how the different that it's the largest in texas okay for sugar babies and sugar daddy so basically no one works so they'll have oil money or something and they pay the bitches yeah oil-rich so here you go. I'm gonna put you up in this nice apartment and then and you're gonna go out and fuck me. Sometimes i'd you know fucking is between the two individuals early. Plow monetary exacting for that no but if i feel like you i will bet you i will bang you but you know yeah playing the part of said sure maybe yeah i'm too old to be sugar baby. I'm looking for a sugar free baby. Daddy sugar free sugar free. What's that main sugar and plus. You know can't have sugar. It was just a play on words but it didn't make any sense. Did it's okay if it doesn't make sense to me. It's not making sense. Ain't nobody else. I'm gonna tell you right now all right fine because you're the end all be all know at all. I'm just saying entire. I know when you're not making sense. Well i know when you're jumping all over the place and just being willy nilly. I could tell i could smell it story yeah well in case you are interested. The will be on the on the website as well but if you would like the top ten sugar daddy eddie neighborhoods you wanna go to downtown houston. Neighborhoods boulevard oaks spring uptown shadow hoax kings would food westbury roques midwest and webster yeah houston sugar maybe report the baby be named. Karen just got a new the you know we have the missing sugar down or are you like. Is this like a paid sponsor. Why why do we care. It's the biggest in texas society biggest thing. I want worldwide baby. How does that compare to like what how does that compare. You know what i mean. How does it compare to white well. How does it compare to worldwide. I want to know where the sugar babies where the sugar babies at you want stats where the sugar babies asked i think do you think i don't know there's i like strippers. In atlanta who will launch services sugar babies yeah but they're strippers too. I think once cheers sherbert you can't be a sugar. Maybe like but you can be a famous aruba. 'cause then you're stripper like distributor supersede sugar baby sugar baby is like training wheels sales were shivers. I'll go with like i wanna taste of the money you know what i mean and then now i want to watch it yeah because you have an endless stream of people willing to pay you for shit show up at a club yeah and then you can sugar babies them out but at that point you're an expert which means you haven't changed stripper ripper level. You've unlocked the key. It's right. That's a step up because your regular sugar baby. You ain't gotta get that ass. Oh and you're not gonna see what she could do to a poll that thing and i'm going to give you a word of advice little future sugar babies out there stick some money tasers well that cedar gross and really weird trust me. Save your money. Put some away in savings because you never know once. I mean you're you're gonna get old and people aren't gonna fuck in one or p you money for your pussy anymore. Well maybe they will so you know the the crowd get smallers all it's a it's a smaller audience shallow. That's okay yeah. Not you could still bank went out somehow on how we're not going to be stripping. Will who am i to say there's ten beautiful web comedy. That is a common thing. We've got fifteen on the lunch staff. No you've got to those other. Girls are just we've got eight tens and two threes that makes eight. Here's a little fun fact about dolphins dolphins pufferfish to get high because pufferfish when they're when they're fucking freaked out and they go and they puff out of their poisonous to us really their poisonous will they. They produce a defensive chemical okay that they inject you with spike's when they're threatened yeah yeah well that come could be considered a poison gas okay so you've tried to say okay anyway in ah they do it.

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Small enough doses that that the toxin gets dolphins high so do usually a a group of them either like like two to four. Whatever if they find a pufferfish they fought with it. They put it with their nose and they pass it back fourth bucket ball like a bomb. Hey i ha per for juicy komo guy. I don't wanna listen to little who i'm okay right now. Repeat little fuckers now. That's that's really right before they go out and rape is they do the pufferfish bath salts but with a fish fish same thing that's over there. Get high golly. You can buy cantaloupe panties now. When i say cantaloupe pain is the these are their g strings and the front of them looks like cut cantaloupe so it looks like a juicy evadne and it's fruit it's so it looks like you're taking a little bit a little bit. Would you post that on facebook book. would you post no. I would not personally okay no because i'm flagged and they watch every fucking little thing that i see as a strict. The skirt must be above the knee below the knee to drogheda post divestiture candidates you fucking i'm giving you. I'm giving you stick figure theatre here. I i told you that's how you should do that the pictures where do you wanna do it. Drawl yourself a little picture so you could post it. That's hard that's right and you can't say anything about it or they could say they don't like it but at the end of the day at stick figure drawings. Let's stick figure theatre. Oh my gosh i mean don't don't do this women. I know that you get really pissed off but please don't do this. There was this. There's this woman she . She stabbed her boyfriend to death because he called her fat. I like i got to tell people please. They'll do this. Please don't stop people. Just please don't boy john kabul. They don't call your fucking grow or what you're saying. Don't do don't call your wife. Fat dot don't really sure that's what you were thinking. Wasn't it yeah see see no. I don't call if you don't call your girlfriend fed than she won't stab you a uh sure until the next thing i say to her that she doesn't like. Maybe she doesn't like to comment. I maybe i wasn't as enthusiastic as i should have been read about her new tattoo. 'cause there's a thin line. There's a thin line over too much enthusiasm and too little enthusiasm so if i go either way does that mean i get stabbed to. Am i getting stabbed. Then is what i want to know. I've already got plans for you. Don't worry about stabbing. It's this is what i was talking to your problems. No so you're worried read about. Don't call your wife would know shake all your wife but mainly you should stop people like you really story that. What did you do. He he fucking. She slashed her boyfriend twenty days after he fat shamed her okay and he wouldn't let her by the ice cream. He's like your fat. Pig can't buy nice cream right. That's horrible that really says that whether that bad that it said there ensued and stewed and built up and she was like she she cut motherfucker bad kind of i mean like bad bad by eddie what the problems with the stabbing yes. The problem is at the start of just making sure you understand that yeah okay no but i'm also but i'm also saying that you know calling. Her fat is raw. You know it's okay. It's not nice. She's really fat. It's still not nice. She's really fast nice just saying then she knows it and you don't have to say it to your doctor told you she has to lose weight or she's gonna die like tomorrow so you're doing tough love. I don't know you've tried everything else. You're at your wit's end. You don't know what to do. You don't go to die yeah. I don't know maybe maybe she was begging the neighbor. There's no reason to call her fat. Well you know sometimes you just. I want to hurt somebody's feelings because they're bagging neighbor. How big going to boom. I think we heard that the last couple of weeks ago what about neighbors that the couple was living and they were arguing. Well one was yelling at the other which pretty much satellite she was banked.

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How long have you been fucking him loses. Oh and at that moment oh you didn't mind hearing the fucking neighbors at all nope and these were getting thrown to bitch whatsoever. No i did not pitch at all 'cause you're. You're entertained. Entertained entertained turkey vido turkey. You know what because if someone yelling about their fucking personal life it's not me we know mimi on the phone or screaming at each other or playing obnoxious music or positive herbal kind of obnoxious musical saying it what what kind of obnoxious music was up loud obnoxious music okay yeah. I know what you're doing. What what what do you mean. Describe what you didn't like about uh-huh junkie hero key it was it wasn't karaoke at all is saying they you know they were saying you're talking. You have no the concept of whatever saying anyway it was auto tuned reggae tone like like not just a reggae tone cuban music for which is one thing but it's like a modern version with auditing on every song in the same fucking be mobile app. It's it's like bubble. Wrap it. A different language drives katie crazy yeah but then during the day it's mary party party time. Then sooty sadat's injuring bureau dane have siesta day sun's down funds out colo- how how soon we're going to start seeing like cans of white cloth all over the place that that's everybody apparently it's like there's there's so many seems about it on social media about like builds hundred waclaw kyle and then. It's a girl thing like it's really drink but it's zima. It's it's basically what they say zeba so well it was around for a long time but then they brought back it. Wasn't i mean it never got wildly pop this. This is actually got legg's somehow. This stuff is like fucking monster energy. Drink yeah for people what you mean well in like popularity. It's just it's yeah and it's but they're saying it's like dushi white trash or who drinks white cloud. Is it yeah i would no. I don't know but i saw it sounds like dragons what you said we we drank everything so yes yeah i answer would be yes bob. What's the question anything at somebody have some of it somewhere near me then yes. I would have drank it. Wow how much is it for rent for this beautiful beautiful apartment man. This is a liquor store. Love what you did with the place. Come furnished who way uh-huh there's actress and comedian mec- nash. He's got a big old bubis. She's celebrating her eighth year anniversary and says that you need to be focused on giving in order to keep a happy marriage he she he she had a new c. n. n. e. c. I a. ah notes any. I see why it's on. It's on the article easy dash. Let me see nash yeah okay anyway. I wanna see if she could have. Ah candidate for tits ran well more so a b._j. A day keeps the divorce lawyers away. She says she could have been a fan. She's got nice tits well. This is marriage number two for sneezy and she intends to keep him. She's like because you don't always have to be perfect wife but you do need to do your duties in the bedroom communities such a child tit man that in there okay yeah so no you got to they talked about. We talked about somebody that had a pair to make up for katie when she when she falls fall short. I have to try to pull my weight. You know what i mean. Well gee. I'm so sorry. I think i'm doing a pretty good job. I just like boobs. That's all okay. That's shaw all right well. That's all i'll try to find a compilation for you and send it to your email to place doesn't work that way. Final just is like texture was set every hour tomorrow so you simply which really it's not mine someone else's real. Maybe i don't know why i'm not sure if i can. I catch autumn falls where eh are.

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They nearby. Maybe can we talk to. Maybe we're killing touchup. Maybe oh i it's more interesting then. We'll see okay cut. Cut me off so quickly. Cut you off well. I just ask questions hi well. I'm gonna leave you with a ah with a story of genital mutilation because you always very interested and how to kill people and genital. It'll mutilation so we got a question. You know protocol your girl fat. It's not good well. A woman seduced her. Your husband will her exhusband. Sorry before chopping off his twig and berries job like 'have every i wanna ride it again well then nine nine eleven she cut him off but she dowsman acid and flushed down the toilet job she found out that he cheated on her after they got divorced but he cheated on her while they were still married so yeah yeah yeah so she scissors to clip off as fucking manhood all right yep. I always envisioned cigar clippers there. You can't get cigar clippers over your balls to well. Apparently somebody could get their take into a nut so i don't fucking call anybody short. I very p._c. Of you you could totally just use a fuck it so close linux in a slipknot. Let's give them a good yank seeing that anyway what she she will. She didn't cut it plea. She'd left a little stab dub or it was. Her favourite part is she. Let one centimeter stub are i well. She says if i can't have you knowing can have me if if i can't have you no one can know quite everybody can now because i don't really penetrate that so really penetrated all romana on there you go okay. I can have sexual version. She's still be a virgin afterwards. That's true well. She went off fucking psycho after she did that and she excrete at four she acts you. After that is what you before she went she went crazy. I can't have you can't and then that's wrong right and then she took forty sleeping pills and attempted suicide. Now there are picks and bid on the article so you'll be able to see what the fuck is going on now. The divorce was less than a month old. I mean like fucking wasn't even dry it and he was still living with her. She was was still supporting him. He has he's been unemployed for two years to rough market so and then so shoes for you then take your deck take it back. Take your dick never use it again. That's right ah so anyway. That is our show for the week so i hope you guys enjoyed. How you have some fun. We will have some new stuff coming at you soon yeah that stuff all that finishes show. No i kind of thought i was wrapping edible edible or not on it around it kind of cash whichever gave me on the radio katie radio dot com katie radio i._t. Mail l. dot com and facebook katie radio you're not gonna see me but i'll tell you all about tampa bay screams as cd got anything for me art everyone. Will you have a wonderful day weekend again week. Whenever fucking have you and i will talk to you later it does anybody does.