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The following program contains adult content Crasnick language of sexual manner completely irresponsible advise, along with some things, you'll wish you could hear if you are under the age of eighteen easily offended, or like to judge others based on their sexuality, please turn us off. For those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. 'cause I was fucking the shit out. David. Keys. Nine eight seven six. Three. Katie's starts now. Are you ready? You said you wanted to play dress up. Don't you? Come on L mode. And now live from rule thirty four studio. I bring you a girl that is still waiting for the high pressure clip palm. She is newer host the one, the only kinky Katie. Hello. Joe katie's world. Number two, sixty from the famous rule thirty four studios and streaming live on rather live dot com. Katie radio dot com and radio dot net's. I'm your host KiKi in with me as always the best thing ever come into me. Plus covered. Fuck toy mister C's. I like that. I always get a giggle out of that little judger bizarre. Familiar, he's this guy is playing with the cherry on his an anime, and he's making most ridiculous noise Hillary, he was showing it other guy, how to tie not and cherish them. But then he decided to play fallback bingo with the cherries, telling you, it is the most homoerotic intimate ever created easily. Talk. Joe Joe's bizarre ventures. Several different version like it's like season one season to season three but they have completely different names. So it's like Joe Joe's bizarre diamonds are forever. And they all like all the guys like super pretty boys like gorgeous lashes, and sparkling is written muscles. Most homoerotic thing you will ever see an well, except for actual case sex that would be that would be more homoerotic hell. I'm sure there's, there's jour-jour bizarre. Oh, definitely screaming for Joe porn. Oh, no doubt, no doubt this outfit. It's completely unbelievable. Yeah. Well, it's a must watch for kinky people who are well, that might like anime. Pretty Tom, but fun. Yeah. Yeah. That's like most talking about just being done sometimes dumb in pretty is enough. I'm sure there are like like other things going on. But we can ever get past like. Dialogue. Everything is he's pretty. I'm like, wow, he went there. Man. He went there. Did you hear that transition? Oh my God. That's what I'm talking about right there seem, how did that to show this weekend at a different comedy club that we normally go to. Most uncomfortable seats yet. Awesome show. Very fucking great. No doubt. The guys behind us. Yeah. I mean it was it was one of these comedy clubs where they dictate go out to like yard sales to fight the most uncomfortable chairs you could possibly ever sit. And you know what I mean? Yeah, we're talking about the chairs they made you sit in and fucking Catholic school for punishment. You know what I'm saying probably like you were late. You sit outside in a lawn chair dick, even a launch launch every more comfortable. Oh my God. Hurt so bad. I was like, oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. And nee really crammed in the we were in like rowdy section and.

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So the club overall just like crams do people in what the fuck was it side, splitters, a great show, though? Fuck it show is great. Josh blue? Yeah. And you are definitely close to the stage. No matter where you sit, and I've discovered I get I get uneasy around large groups of white people people in your bubble that oh, God. There was there was like, maybe to leading people, and there's like one black guy, and everyone else was old white. Oh, very nudie. I don't know about snooty. It was to me, it was white trashy. That, that's what I got from it. I have no problem, obviously with trash. You know, I look in the mirror everyday. I know I know what's up? However, what I'm around lots of people that, oh my God, I need. I need some variation in my fucking cake here. I need a swirl something Jesus. And here's a little strange because they had like a little bar cafe. It kind of looked very small. I don't know. Looked really weird. It wasn't bad fed food was bad. Great just uncomfortable. Really great show Kranz who do we got tickets for free from which was also so definitely I appreciate thank you again. Those tickets I did I thanked him. I said as soon as we came back. He's like, ju joy like. Yeah. Come March in the parade tonight. I'm like, yeah, but can't Jesus radio show thing Earls, I'd be out there in all of my rainbow attire. It's, it's. Yes. Is pride in in Clearwater, Tampa. Everything's going on tonight. Saint pete. Yeah. That too, that whatever that was at Saint Pete. Oh, hi. Tell the same area. It's all the same area so close, you know what? Are you gonna be doing a show fucking show? Yeah. Don't have to listen to like the guy behind me that was literally like four inches away from my back. You know what I mean? We'll whatever just tell it. Oh my God. Can you believe him that was just he went there? I, I can't believe he went L by God. I was so good. You see that I've seen it four times. Jesus professional what a dish rag. You at the cheese board. Anyway, we do have a brand new tits man for you tonight. That's going to be coming up later. Do. Oh if you were listening to last week show, we've got we're talking about the lady. Goat lady go. That is also notice back burger. Yeah. Bend over and show. Lady goat now. Well, we've gotten a few pictures, go pictures. Some lady goes. So I want to thank you guys. Well guys anger. Or guys for bacon girls to it or however worked out there. This is my wife my girlfriend. So you guys out there. She doesn't like listening to you. I listen to your biggest fan even better better fucking picture to tell her teller. I'm gonna masturbate to her lady picture tonight. Let make sure she knows. He lady I. Sire bullard. Personal nether region. What in my head of poked it? Drag to rammed it in there. Well, she doesn't listen. Where at least a one in my mind when it doesn't listen to the show, that's way, hotter to torture. You know what I mean to me? That's, that's definitely it's doing it. I like it. Yeah. She. She doesn't she doesn't like some of my opinions on some things that's going to happen. Yeah. I know it is. That's all right. Yeah. It's going to be a certain percentage of America's really doesn't care for either. One of us very much at all. I know I would say, there's probably little hatred of all to somewhere low lineup if they knew of our existence. Yeah. They would be happy to say that second. I don't care. One of those unpopular opinions as I do believe that the female should take care of the man. I do. Okay. That's how I was brought up. I believe it. I don't know. You don't. You're okay in that role. But you don't think it's a problem if, if that's not what a girl decides to do. Yeah, you're just saying it's okay for you. You know, you're right. You know what I mean? And if it's something that you that you enjoy dying or that you wanna do. I don't think that you should feel bad about yourself for wanting it, and that other people should shame you for one and to do that. Yet what? Yeah, you're just sticking up for the person because, you know, stick it up for the lady, who does stay home, basically. Yeah. Everybody can do what they want. If you feel like going to be a lawyer, be lawyer outside vice right? Anybody know what do we care Santa my business? Fuck you and have a cookie.

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Today is no panty day just in case you guys did. No. Hope you were if you're listening to it tomorrow or next week or a month. Whatever the hell you guys listen to. Day, just assume it really today is date. No. Yeah. I'm usually commando and. On the pre warning of the what day it is you have to like expand your calendar. Think. Every time it's coming on in less. It lasts it's fucking horror fest. Holly, a Tampa Bay's see I don't remember, you will you will four months before it starts starts talking about promoting it all about it. Then I know. Well, then I'll do something just as I'm going to do this, this request, because I know. Wow. Tease, good. Anyway. Friend of mine miles striker. He is actually he's for a couple of wards at the fetish Khan. He's a fetish nominees for the fetish awards. So, right. He's ever best male performer ambassador ask. A non bondage movie. It's lube. No. But he does he's got a lot of nobody's got a lot of he's got a lot of movies for sale, Costa shales for like that. He's, he's got regular straight videos, gave it goes by videos domination videos, POV. He's got for riot of stop and he's got a lot so feel free to hit him up. So it was this again, this is miles striker, and he's on Twitter at fetish cow nominee. Got it last week. Do you like it now, make sure you go? And look on me, though, for him at the fetish awards dot com. Fredge con Dominy. Yeah. Okay, but no belt the classical way. Yes, but the fetish wars that got. And then or. Or CON and one end one end shirts. Yeah. I'm looking at okay. Okay. Difference. Yes. Oh, you can't tell the difference certain fonts depends on that is this is regular regular phone. Is that your technical term for that regular phone? Sorry. I don't know. My fath- names comic sans. Jesus. Throw that right out. It's not that. New Roman times or something. She. You ready? Do time. I'm working on my geeks on my, my nerd ISM Bari why removing. You actually, you actually know a lot about science fiction. You know, a lot about allowed of nerdy. What? Subjects. Yeah. Forcibly though. I don't know. Yeah, my goodness. Well fuck it forged knife. I can. Well, I don't know. But okay, you could instruct somebody how to do it. Like if you were staying you go. Okay. Here's what you need to do. Yeah. Yeah. If they had if there was one of those put it into four to you get just a little past the straw, color. Pull it out now. Okay. Now, used the tongues you could you could totally do you wanna put into question wakes, my war here the tank. Fucked up. Listen to, but I would wanna play with stuff with, with the pressing hammer. I run a stick things in really dangerous looking tool. Yeah. Pow power hammer those up, you know. I don't know what we would, you know get hammered between there a lot. Shit day where near that. Yeah. Fuck no get away wagon. They're already have a fear of anything rope, or string like near my junk. I don't like it. Oh you've seen it. We have seen somebody lose their nuts. How? Cat toy. Yup. Yes. And then seeing him later on. Yes. Oh my goodness. That's just hysterical to me. You know, it's funny is hearing that story from some somebody. Right hearing that story from somebody else, telling us they were at the party when meet me and, you know, for a fact, nobody paid attention to what happened. Everybody. Just the girl dropped the rope in the cage figured to do just scurried away. Nobody knew nothing about nothing. We were five feet away. So it happened notified everybody rounded up the nuts found the guy in the bathroom with bouncer me and him you with the owner showing him what happened the owners grabbing the nuts where where where yes, we were literally the two people who told.

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And when we looked around nobody fucking noticed a thing. Nope. Like two thousand thousand people maybe I don't know how many a lot. A lot of people in, in a good size club fucking music, of nobody realizes this dude. Just lost his walls hanging from fucking cage. Nobody knew we knew it is right in the middle of the dance floor. Yes. In the main room. Yeah. And we'll hear the other people about it because in this community, you know, story like that it gets a lot. Yeah. Things changed here. And there, I don't know. I've always heard it just somebody lost her party. That's you know, I've never heard anybody go into any t tail efforts detail have, you know, shit. No shit. So anyway, anyway, but yeah, we're, we're talking about yourself. What were we, what are signing miles striker? You're listening tonight. Hi. Hi. I watched some of his videos, we've met him before. I mean. His friends with, with ZOA Bobby Lou Craig that feisty entertainment. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I believe he also he's probably gonna kill me because I don't know what if Dom gang he's part of, he's part of that, okay? Yes, they do moving a remember the name of, like, you know, things that I watch out while now I know the Dame's six I watch all the time. But yeah. But there's only certain things that get me off. Yeah. No, I know watching guys fucked the fuck me silly doll. I love that Washburn. I haven't watched one of those in a while. Why is that? Because when when you find John rea- of porn. Joan. I mean role for a good year with with the fuck me silly. Now the fuck doll is like just the ass that a little bit of back, maybe of a female sometimes front and back, sometimes just the ass, you know. So it's basically just a hacked off torso. And the videos were guys are fucking them. Katie was on, like a just journey taken a deep, especially, and I loved it when it had sound like there was audio. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. Yeah. All right. And they never show their face. It's like always waste book, like it's like waste table or. Exactly. They point down to it to see dick fake polls. So it's, it's I dig it. Deal with all the stuff. It's, it's possibly the easiest movie for people to make step one by fuck me silly doll. Step two. Step three film yourself. Fucking the doll. I love there is one that used to watch all the time. It was like a big bubble. But to and disguise fucking it really get into it. I won't boy, there's a knock on his door. Up here. TV mom, I told you do door while filming Jesus, mom it up. What his nightstand to, and it was. Among I'm busy working on my YouTube channel come on better. I'm going to be a cut him influence. I'm influenced right now mother, mother. Cheese cry league shit. Oh my God. All right. They I mean we've talked about food in sex, a lot and mostly lady stuffing things in their meet -ment, because that's the most interesting aspect of food and sex. If you ask me we all wanna know girl, take showed over stature. We all wanna to know. Well, I mean, but it's, it's, it's a lifelock curiousity is lifelong curiosity. It really is. Okay. It really like, like watching it into frayed you don't tell me those girls aren't rubbing one out with the fucking kookaburra fruit. You know what I mean? I don't know. It's pretty it's pretty filthy. So you're already filthy. What do you care really? Got a rebel in out now. No. You don't wanna put your hands in there. Your hands have been all over the place. Nice fresh fruit. Oh peel it rub such assigned your. So I ran across this little gem, which I thought was kind of interesting.

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Hi, it's titled sell Manila, Pena's question, Mark question. Posted by anonymous guys cooking here in cross contaminated, his fucking cutting board with this cock board guys cooking last night, making some chicken, breasts and spilt some soda on my pant, so cookie, I took my pants off. Fell on it. I was moving some some trays around and actually dropped chicken breast on the floor, but it hit my pitas before it hit the floor this morning. My pain is seems like it's imp- lamed and the P whole hurts. If a touch it is it possible. I got salmonella poisoning. The first two responses are you've buck those chicken breasts and the second was you've cooked raw chicken. Yeah. You do. Yeah. It's like what are those, those were chicken breasts? You probably like, fucked it entire chicken. You got what it was like. Oh, my first thought was who did you fuck that night to? She just gave you the hurt. Sorry, buddy. Wasn't chicken Valtrex? You'll be okay. I don't know those, those commercials always make it look like you're gonna be so active active. I don't want to be active. I don't wanna go kayaking. Brock climbing. You mean you mean pharmaceutical ads in general? Okay. I thought you meant to what Valtrex I was like, wow, you have an odd memory for the Valtrex where show. No just all. Every two to me anymore. Yeah. Everything supposed to cure something. It's like I don't wanna go to garden party. She could make me want to go outside. Thank you. You see how pal I keep your God damn which doctrine doodoo don't want it taking your bills. Don't come from the bobble. I don't want it. Okay. We'll surprisingly not a Florida man. But an Alabama man, Alabama man was arrested after police raid when they found meth drug paraphernalia, and a caged attacks, squirrel. A steady diet of to quote, keep him aggressive. Jamie sa-, goddamn squirrels bitch about per square Lynn grows gonna take one nibble the first night. That's all that second. I guess what he gonna take the second able to train her to go right for the jugular the end of the week all you all you gotta have left his eyeballs. That's it that damn squirrel gonna come. Get you piece by God damn peace pitch, every time he brings back piece I gave them another little Krista. A story. That's what I'm saying that because there was a story, not maybe. Fucking episode three million ago. But where a chick train the fucking squirrels to take dudes nuts. Yes. Something like that in the squirrel like in consecutive fucking nights. Squirrels came in attacked him. And it was found out that the God damn lady trained the his ex it was something like that train fucking squirrels to go after balls sick balls chopper, it was something something. Yeah, it was something like that wants to do. That's what he's do you take, he's selling fucking outlawed in just squirrel. Like little fuck and Putin Japanese God, damn ninja don't you damn getting word out her mid? And you can't pay them back and give me anything else negative book early on your. Payers. It by little cusses fucking killer attacks quills attacks. Must have been a bad nut. Give them a guy. Katie works. My fucking nuts. Booking looking for nut, sock carrying a headgear stand stupid turn. An anonymous tip was released is really. Truckin poach shit giving them credit. Whatever. They know where they don't big. Movie about that coming out. So anyway, the tip was about the joke fuelled, squirrel. And it was being kept for protection game and fish wardens said it needs to be immediately released, but the vets are like, no, no. Because I love method the little things system. And it just it over the over the time. I mean, the amount that it was consumed over the time that it was spent is just like it was weird rodent weapon, sir, sir.

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Why were you keep it in squirrel, God? Damn it out as frayed there. There's a Muslim dude, moved four blocks away and God. Damn Muslim in the town. I had to have me one killer tax quarrels try to do it with the pig, but we got hungry. He was good. We wasn't eat this. Squarely ain't gonna get too. Big. Should we does? Smoked does quarrel. Anyway, we're going to go to an episode or thirty four. When we come back, we're going to have a brand new span, and we're also gonna talk about waterboarding for pleasure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No so poop loads. Joe? We'll be right back. Young. It's time for a tasty and refreshing snack. Younger people. Seriously, let commonsense. Now, they really fucking do they was this. Kevin. I have my moments God damn known. Well this claims that these two women were hospitalized after trying to use a fucking vacuum to end their periods early. Yes. I've heard I've heard that people do this on occasion for whatever reason and apparently, somehow it does something to fuck you up to where you stop bleeding. You know what I mean? It can cause really well. And can make it worse, actually because it's causing causes more blood flow, blood flow. Fucking awful. What are you talking about it causes thrilling? That's perfect, you can make it so you can have babies anywhere. And I'll have to got over. Nuts. Would it be so bad got to cut my I don't want to so at why my body what? My body might choice. You can't really kill me for not. I mean that's almost self explanatory. I don't want somebody fishing around him an attack. I can do it. No negative. I know how to make you perfectly sterile too. So let's, let's not pretend that we can't just do to each other. If we wanted to. It could happen. But we don't wanna do that. Now. Did you snore that? Yeah. I got like a high powered by Dr Atkins track. We can have a chose. We can really get you get you some such sweetie. Wanted, like a clip bump. Same thing. Oh my God. You, did you want one? We can make that sucker scream. I don't see you have a problem doing that as an scream. Yeah. Not like that. The I don't want it to be ripped off. You know, you don't have to have that rejuvenation. But nothing. Oh, what do you put yet? Nothing. You, you know, you've looked at that goddamn clip a million times. And you've looked at it longingly said a lot of me. Don't tell me that you have no interest in vacuum sucking your click with something like what you're talking about. No look, look making completely say for you. It'll be fine. Oh, I love, especially when you say like that. Apply. It'll be completely fine. You always do that with your voice. Like, what are you talking about? Lying like do you laugh at me? Something horribly wrong what you know what I agree to. I would agree to something like that. Exactly. That's one of those, this is everything. No. Welcome to world. Razz radio live dot com. Radio dot com radio dot net. Rich me on Twitter later, actually Katya radio. He Katya radio dot com. Key, Katya radio dot com and Facebook key Katie radio that life, but I never use Google does love. Yeah, you can find out some fun stuff, and this that, what's going on with me and what? Now we were talking about Clint pumping.

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And on the on the square. Yeah. No, it was not a meth twirl. No. That was a killer tax squirrel. Right. It was not one of them. No trying to get to. It's accurate. Anyway, later on. We'll find out later Mr. I wanna put Taichi lead your Posey. Okay. Well, whatever I told you, I'd put it in my your ether too. I mean you know what I mean? I totally offered safe things that we talk about when we're off air. I would have to do that. I so. But the joke could be on you, because that would shoot said, Thai chili from my Eureka in to your Vagit a and it would just hang around there. You know what I mean? So you would have Bernie clip burning snatch and then Bernie low that you can't get rid of it'd be totally worth your wreath real pain. You know what I mean? This is like it would be. I would be fucking just. Yeah. Like internal pepper spray. Gripe. What? So you said you do it if I put in my you're either I, totally said, yes. Movie coming to you. Check out snatches fire. Still torture is what? Well, I wanted to tell you a quick because we were talking about it just made me think about during the during the rule four episode. These are seven of the best vibrators that you for lesbians. So this guy's the satisfy your pro to satisfy Perot, don't get the regular version the approach to the pro to only fifty bucks on Amazon. What is that thing? Do. It's sucker. Yes. It's like a pacifier soccer for your Clint. Yeah. So check that out and usually the other ones like a hundred bucks, but they're there that's a different company. Anyway. So the womanizer won the womanizer. Yeah. That was quite popular. The woman items are. It's the same same idea. Yes. Same thing. I'm sure there's been clip pumps around for a long time. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, but the woman is a really has has more. Soccer well. And they've, they've marketed it really well. You know what I mean? And I hear it's a really good product. Yes. Why we don't have we don't we hear things. I go line, and I hear things the plus one personal seiger. This looks like one of those. Hersal massager. This isn't even less expensive, but still too, and that we're calling. Thanks massagers. Really? I know because there's still a lot of people out there that are, that are very timid and shy about saying, dildo, sex phobic, a lot of them don't even want to say adult toys can dildo Phob. So because when I worked at the porn-star I mean there there's a lot, there's a lot of strange things that I come across. But they're like, when there was elderly women that would come in, and then they get like, really close like, whisper had never owned if that Moore here before holy hell you're like seventy fucking dildo. Let me show you what I think is in your market today. Have you ever heard of the ass? Nome. I think that's gonna be the perfect item for you to start with you just start with a God damn ass. Gnome skin Symbian, the astrodome, and we've talked about it, so you should know. And if you don't know shame on you, it is literally Adele, though, that is about the size of one of the yard gnomes, you know what I mean shaped? But it's a no fucking know mitt lack fucking gnome. Desai's gnome with a pointy hat look like a now God damn. No physi- ask them. Yeah. We got in the ass. No. We got the great American challenge. We could up. Yeah. Yeah. I can. Yeah. We leave. He mascot. He's a studio mascot, we have three pussies in an s. No. But what do we name him? We'd have a contest who can name the answer. Are you all? The master of naming things figure this out or any apparently not yet. Well, you have you have to know both we have naming skills are premium you have named or three cats. That's right. And they have fucking awesome names. Yes. They do care. What anybody says? Actually you need four. 'cause the name I didn't stick your nickname, skipped Nebraska and brass gear real name nam nam.

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Yeah. Yeah. You'd after a. Curry food truck. No truck. And we. I don't know why it just. Well back then, that's where smoking spice. So I could like that's an awesome idea shit really Rex rain. Oh my God. What we were ingesting. I mean it could have been like formaldehyde or all I know is over dirtiest. One guy, he's at anytime that we gave that to anybody, like we would have friends and a lot of my friends are Dirk completely used hallucinogens heavy drugs, all of them, totally user know what's going on day would take a hit off of whatever the fuck we were smoking. And then look at me like, oh my gonna die. I okay. Like and the two versus just like find. Oh, we wrecked but we weren't having. That it was completely just start on telling you don't because you don't know what the fuck you're, you're putting you have no fucking clue loose-knit and get all fucked up. My eyes put my cross my arms on my chest. It's like just thirty minutes. Come down to the over thirty minutes. It'll be over. Don't just keep your eyes shut shut your mouth at the time we were like staying up late in watching the weird adult swim shit that was on Sunday night. Oh cheeses. Well, because you were working nights and I was working weird hours at nights because I was working at the porn stores. So some nights, I wouldn't get home till three thirty in the morning, and I was just working constantly. Yeah. You're doing overnights. And then I would smoke a ledge Ray like God's card have a bowl of that shit horrible. And I go back to the. Yeah. Favor. Don't do it. Yes. Get by that really. Where did some stupid for you? So learn for God. No, I was thinking about you really. And the thing is, though is. We didn't even work for a year afterwards after we quit, we you. A bunch of we and it had absolute zero. That's right. No, that that was like one of like somehow our we'd receptor got completely wrecked. Yeah. Light it no matter what we took no matter how much it was nothing like affected you weird. I just spent like two hundred dollars for shit on of weed. It's all gone. It's the next day and it's like nothing. So, yeah. That suck toes. And that was about a year till beard till I came out. Yeah. Sars telling you don't do not advocate it. Okay. Magic wand go back to that list, or quick, lesbians, the lesbian list, I prefer the body wand over the magic wand because the magic wand, doesn't it only has on off, you just like the infinite speed. Yes. I like roller basically. That's the difference in a lot of them. Touchy is like a three speed. You know where it's hi lo whatever it, yours has a wheel that will do infinitely. However, some people say that he's got a slightly stronger fucking vibration. I have heard that I heard, it's got a stronger motor. That's why it's worth, not having infinite control. Yeah, but I just don't know like what? But if the highest too high, and the low is not enough. You gotta medium. No, you don't. Okay. Well, then you're going to have to remove it from your fucking. It's trying to cram it up to your throat, you know what I mean. Just reduced pressure slightly. I mean you could work tool, you know. Dude, you tell me how to master. I know how to work my thank you. You don't even own one of those book, the, you know, whatever I like the body on yet I've seen you play with them. That's how I know I don't know what other people like, but I know what you do with your toys, when when you're when you got your body, one, you're not just lightly. Putting it on your your. Grinding it. I am. Yes. 'cause I have I have skinned my Clint, like you would skin your knee. That is happened before. Oh, and everybody could news. I was looking I was looking for sake set today, just in our pile of shit and in storage, and I came across never found. I've found my electrified dildo that. One that I got locked up on that. I totally torched money inside of my buzzer. You had like skin coming like you or had a bad week after that. Yes. Turn that thing up way to hide played with it way too long skin.

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Jarreds kid it was to what you did. So I got internal agile or juvenile. I did. We'll say sure, that's over, call it. Okay. It's very new expoliation college at a freak electrical accident up. No heavy on the freak. Hey, hey now, whatever, whatever. I like that. I'm weird. That's a hospital story for sure. There you go. There woman goes emergency room with a bloody vaginal description screech screech would call it here. Honey, I don't know how you talk where you're from. But that's how we call it down here up here where I'm at lady fuck it here. All right. I know what happened to me is, I fell on the electrical cord in it. I don't know what happened, maybe the ball or I don't know what happened, but something shocked shit. God damn snatch. Oh man. I think you know, now I know what to do what not to do. Just fucking electric ill really good things are shockey. Why are you saying, oh because I've seen so many videos, the little Asian girls getting ills in their pussy asthma. Well, see, I don't dive that deep. Jesus lady, you're why that's. I see two videos of small Asian girls, getting tortured with ills, horrify, tortured, okay? Do it themselves. Well, okay. And there was one whom I they open up our acid really wide. She's bent with her ASA or head down, as like grouping open, and sicker. Seeker Kwena that guy playing well. And her little girl companion had a bull of like minnows rushing. Another little eels whole fucking bull and just dump them. Inter ask funneled amid or but Owen down, it's it's making my ass. Tickle just about those growing. And then after they're all in she makes her hold it for a minute. Like she's stick to move her asshole just trying to like, hold everything together. And then she turns around spends overspreads our cheeks, and four shoots fucking back into bull due to. This is coming out an interest girl. You know that. Right. We'll the other girl eats them. The girl who did the, the girl who did the filling EDEM after they were out. That's that's dinner to show. Did you? Seoul there. Oh. Oh, oh my. You guys can look that up. I really I really wanna find that video game because. It's, it's called fucked up Asian ill video or two girls in a bowl ills. Seven hundred. Yeah. Just a bowl. A lot of people to put multiple things at their asses that are edible like on this wouldn't chick, but, like two pounds of gummy worms, upper, but, and then squeeze them all out. Oh, yeah. Really cool if she if you could say like green, and she shoots creating one. That is talent. Well, you see my Posey's colorblind, but my ass. He's just great. Well, go figure. Around, but it ain't is not. No. Here's a little fun fact. Your nipples are older than your teeth. Did you know that? I'll go if you sure we'll when you're bored, you have nipples, but you don't have tease teeth. Grow in always have never. Nevels your nipples. I mean, you, you realize you shed your whole skin or regenerated by new cells every like seven years. Yeah. So this is really different nibbles than there were a couple of years ago. They're different nipples. It's not the same nipple, it's slightly sad or more. Angry over Monday was bringing. Right. New to seven days, which inside of them, the outside covering paint. Job that paint job. There you go. So we don't really have to go through the rest of those because we've gone away from them is what got you gotten away from the eighty five eighty five item fucking list. I'm trying to at least one hundred percents you haven't done unless longer than like two or three pig out the highlight stick, and move.

00:45:03 - 00:50:00

Because you're like lingering on on well, some of the toys, R anyway, whatever. Because clone was in there. Yeah. Which which is good information for people who want to click sucker. That is that's need know about this. Go get that one. Tell me how it is the body once it, I mean, that's it. That's it. They also have. But, but the body want does make a it makes a g spy vibrator that I have to have lube on, like I have to have usually condom because Griffey texture. It's like nonstick not non slip non skid. Fucking. It's sticky. Yeah. It's not sticky, but it's like a it's got like a texture to. Yeah. Grabby not saying I don't like it. I do. But not got a dial on it two whole put. It's got little large. It's like the head of that thing is like, pretty bulbous bulbous head will you try to cram 'em across before. It was like fit for Sherry. So maybe we just tight. Waller out. Okay. Okay. So this is the Florida, ma'am. He says that he's swipes poof floats and fucks them as an alternative to reaping women. Well, you know, you know, we'll take petty theft of a rave, any day think. Yeah. He says he's got a fetish for the inflatables. I mean he, he realizes he realizes women aren't inflatables, and he's not gonna have as much fun. Fucking the real women as he does play Ables go. Yeah. I like the I like the logic. I do this. So I don't rape women, even though women they're, they're not. They're real sick. Sexy. Plasticized foamy, Hakko coated in that coating. Oh, they like that at all. Y'all see that giant new unicorn they got over at Costco. Oh my God. Sex that Katy fourteen. -nificant. Fuck that, what at about thirty five efforts spots before I had to say a whole. They said that they made the connection was made after thirteen Pooh floats were stolen from this one place in palm bay and they found him with a garbage bag. Full of deflated toys. And he's like I swear by in steel in these I'd be raping women this satisfies my urges. Well, they found over seventy five floats in his home. These permits you will too. Kids around. Well, you know, I mean we know people that fuck shit. I mean, I might even know him. We don't know. Familiar. Okay. That's isn't mean anything. No. It doesn't bay. That's, that's that's well, it's getting closer to where we lived. That's north of where we were before, still van, he might be it might have blow. It's been awhile since we've seen people from down here. So you never know. I mean that sounds like I could swear, we've talked to people who fucked pool floats before and would get we'd get all geeked out about telling us about how they fucked full-float float. We talked to a lot of people about a lot of things. I do you remember the guy that went out and got me balloons to blow up because he wanted to see me blow up balloons. Yeah, it was on the dance floor yet wanted me to be on the days and blow balloons Dila pops. Yes. That was that was that was. That was out at a bar. He's like this is like after hours hours, talk, or whatever that he's I'll be right back. Like goes at his car me by these fucking blue abilities today. All right. Sure. And then I end up doing a fucking porn just like it. It's no pool float. No hobby. We'll just have to fuck and del those looters spe- be like a methadone. That you're not gonna get sick. But, you know, Taibbi over kind of sober house, that would be. Got a pool. No. We don't have a pool. He'd have to live like Alaska or something, where there's just aren't a lot of people are floats. Why would you do online ads on let it you'd work at the pool load factor that's all payment float? He's, you know control I'll get there you go. You can have. I like to regular lines you can pull on body slam. This one.

00:50:00 - 00:55:01

Don't Popper nothing. Look at it. I mean just let to work in the factory man. I mean, what's, you know, you just have to find you just have to find him away to be able to hurt us said, pull floats. I know you don't even have to be embarrassed. No. You don't. But then it ruins that whole fantasy of, of banging somebody else's pull flow. You know what I mean? He likes him strange. It's. It's just another, another man's pull float. I wanna thank you. Let you God damn porch for about two months. Now hang even touched. You look at that there's spots on your alligator body that have gone all bleached out from the sun butter spots you've been blowed up for three weeks. Trait Jesus don't he know that puts a lot of stress owed your beautiful alabaster skin. I can't quit you. Come on. I the Flamingo to watch. This bull backwards. God. This is never everyone, but I mean it's definitely not for me. However, people are really getting into the torture of waterboarding together ox off. Sounds a bit aggressive to me. Really, there's a video. The features a slim dark haired woman, who is completely naked and her ankles, in her wrists, and her neck are bound by thick rope and his burly dude subjects her to, you know, kind of garden variety Bedia, some torture, like flogging on his enforce orgasm. And then he ties her down to this large would plank and starts with the water drip of earth, thick grey, claw. That's over her mouth, and just her mouth is open. Why is this is like a falls into the what I forget you? You're the one who's supposed to look this up to say and safe and something else, like there's a saying, PDF Sam saying, safe and consensual, maybe I think so. Are we forget that part? That doesn't sound sane, like I mean there's potential death. I mean I guess there's that's in any browse play, and it's really breath play in the video also like her body starts convulsing, her strategy start to flop, and then the guy like rips off the cloth and fucking like freaks out, and, you know, then she starts shriek inside. But if it's a movie, you know, they're playing that up. Yeah. I mean, are you know that's not really that bad. I mean, a lot of people find it hard to watch, but I mean, they say that the whole terrifying. Torture is part of the thrill. And that's what's, that's what's getting for it, it was, like that reminds me of that story. I came across the with the millennials listening to separate air buds, while they're fucking like putting their headphones while they're paying. I know but imagine if you could go like slaughterhouse with it, you know what I mean? 'cause straight house of horrors, you could listen episode is all right? So folks, you see what I'm dealing with that there while having sex with me. He has to imagine slaughterhouse sounds like cows being slaughtered being. And. Awesome. Rate. So much fun for me. You know, I'm sure there's a cent for that. I could go guy who makes that come perfume. Oh, there you go. Slaughter slaughter slaughterhouse. It comes with an audio file. Yeah. Yeah. And downloadable video. Oh boy. Put around the projection just rejected all over everything it's stirred us put its from Puteaux. That's right. All the so far. Had a lot of as. Fun. Except you know, I would actually somehow I don't know what it is. Yeah. I don't know what it means about me that, what I any kind of psychedelic drug if I take it if I'm watching something completely graphic I it it. I don't understand. I really like it. What does that mean? I don't wanna really think about. You were almost the same way, though you were like, yeah. But they were fake it, you know what though we're talking about just bloody horror movies, which is different from real life violence. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? We're probably not that bad.

00:55:01 - 01:00:01

I didn't get grossed out, and I will be wearing onto listen to jenex either. But. When we had sex, one time we first started dating when I was on my period, like really hard core. I was on top you, and we faced the other way in bed and every time I came down on his desk. I felt it splatter art against I mean, it went all the way to our feet, and the, the wall all over us. And we stayed we stayed that way, covered basically, from our neck to our feet in blood, dry blood, and we were just hanging out, really. I'm hungry. Like Chinese like. Yeah. So that we ate leftover Chinese imbed still covered head to toe in blood. The sun was just coming up. Basically, the sun came up as we were bagging. So then by the time the sun completely came, we had our shades completely open to doing this, too. So it got bright bright in there and became apparent we were. Look like right out of fucking American, American psycho. We did take pictures, it looks like tried to cut your cock-up exactly where they are during your side table. Run on top where they are because I just ran across that what is do. There's three. And then there's a picture of you in the tub at a hotel. Yeah. It was before club exit party. Yes. Yeah. So I don't know what, what were we talking? I remember look what you did to me got me. I'll just. Oh, yeah. Airboats. There. But yeah, they're all done. Slaughterhouse. He's gonna go dark rubber mask like a cow. Put his own. By the way, I really don't wanna to that just say, you know. Right. Not out there. Maybe I don't on drugs. It might I don't know. Have you ever done slaughterhouse sex drugs? Yeah, that's right. Great. This is what I look forward to look forward to what you, you, you are totally into every weird. Little thing, I come up with a like by the time they get Ted talk. You're always like you know what that's really hot. That does sound pretty good though. It you put it like that safari. You're putting a deal towns, mildly interesting as hallucinogens. You not with a different soundtrack playing. Probably won't even know what the fuck it's. But I don't with your phones on I put on a loop of like, like fucking, I'll just talk weird shit year when you're, you're Mateiyeva that all put on a bunch of ASMAR for you. Yeah. There you go. Ooh. That ASMAR demon shit. You wanna slaying. This is it or he'll. Oh, god. See you could come up with a really good soundtrack. If I had to correct pharmaceutical cocktail, and I could administer it you correctly and I had currently, and I had the right the right thing playing to you with the right thing visually, you know, you would completely enjoy it. You just thinking about it right now. You know, you would be completely into it. I wouldn't have no because I would make it good. And, you know, I would make you could it would be a good choice. It would be and you know it this is where. Yeah, no, no, no. You don't agree. Yeah. You say this now. Now you thrown down the gauntlet. I cannot consciously agrees. Sorry. Going to happen. Oh, goodness. Well, we didn't get to new Ditz Manson. I we didn't get to a bunch of stuff. But that's okay because I had a lot of fun doing the show with you. Anyway, guys this thing fuck you and your content. Whatever if you, we give you were like the Cheetos. What do you mean relief, the Cheetos full air, just a lot goddamn of cheese dust while all right? You got a lot of cheese dust stick to your fingers. The best part, scraper t the as being give me all. Are your understanding like Cheeto I leave last night, even Cheeto. That will though. Anyway. So we're out of here for tonight and for the week. So I will see you next time whenever that will be. We will be live next week unless something happens which, I don't think it will. So, yeah. How you've mentioned it.

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Sure. Sure. Nothing could possibly go. Wrong. You're right. Put it on the universe. Live. What did that right there? Did you see that transition? That's a typ professional. I'm talking about right there. I hope you guys have a great rest you week rest of the weekend, as do you have anything for me. All right, everybody. Well. Wonderful make. Tacos and those.