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06/08/2019 Choobers and why we love them... Breast cancer sucks... Big Jay Oakerson, another great show... Tampa Bay Screams coming soon... Fight flight or fuck... Are you an asshole for charging for a photo... The World Erotic Art Museum... Kevin Smith dialog... Katie's possible odor issue... Tumbler and the loss of adult content... Episode of "Rule 34"... There are a lot of people in Tampa into diaper play... How to fuck a hole in your bed... Harmonica gag... ABV smoothie... Florida woman grabs her husband's nuts until they bleed... What happens when you hurt your gooch... Tits Man - Woman becomes living sex doll... New nudist pub now serving your favorite cocktails... Teacher visits the strip club while watching the kids... Man caught collecting laddie's vaginas in his basement... Go see Jay Oakerson.

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The following program contains adult content Crasnick language of a sexual manner, completely irresponsible advise, along with some things, you'll wish you could Anisur. If you are under the age of eighteen easily offended, or like to judge others based on their sexuality, please turn us off. For those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. Because I was fucking the shit out. Kiedis ten nine eight seven six. Fine. Katie's bleed starts now. Are you ready? Trust. He wanted to play dress up. Don't you? Come on L mode. And now live from rural thirty four studio. I bring you girl that can always find time in the day did fuck your she has your host the one, the only kinky Katie. Hello. Hello, and welcome to the show. We are coming at you live from raspberry you're live dot com, KiKi radio dot com. Embryo, chaos Dutton yet. We also coming from the lovely rule. Thirty four studios in Tampa, Florida dob. Anyway. This is katie's role. Number two, eights. I'm your host key, Katie with me as always my favorite tolerate giving. Let's reflect toy Mr. Siu. Sure. Yeah. We also have a new episode of rule thirty four and also some tits man, that's kind of girl after my own heart. Yeah. Girl after my heart. Really? I don't mind the ones committees, that's fine with me, too, because what you have with smaller moves is generally have a very nice nipple a lot of times. There's a nice Schober attached to say and nice nipple referred to as jober. So if you ever hear the term chokers that's trademarked by you said it. I. Years and years and years ago. Right. So, yes, Schober, and their fat little liberals, little big nibbles kind of, you know. Like a baby bottle nipple. Okay. Meal. Joe jovic. She's cheating, her nipples. Those are Trevor stay are quake Laureus turkeys done. That's over. Yeah. And that's and that's woman with some very small. Yeah. Yeah. She really makes up for it with a strong nipple showing Sani. It's yeah. Oh why they were Daywear nice now gone. I know they're gone rest in peace Bubis. Sorry. Breast cancer sucks. Yeah. It does poor girl. I know didn't mean to bring down. They don't know her. She's still alive. That's yeah. And that's those glorious nipples cutoff. And if she got. No. As you send you probably would have what I'm saying, like, like she is definitely the kind of person that, would, you know, she knows people that would buy them. Can I hang onto those Nevels by by any chance, do you mind if I just keep them? Please. Keep them in the freezer. Plug. I'm awful. Sometimes sometimes I am. Well as you and I went to go see big j o Kherson last night. We also met another new. Comedian Shane was that his name? Yeah. For yet. Yeah. Share I don't remember his last name. Yeah, we'll look it up. Anyway, posted pictures on Twitter on actually Facebook. No. Okay. No. Not strictly boobs on Twitter. Really? Well, I wasn't really happy with two photos. Okay. Blissett you. I know you'll put out some very questionable quality photos and you say, well. Sweetie. Come on. You can do better than that. I put out some, some morning ones the other day, everybody loves it but I'm rough. It was his Friday, Friday morning. I hadn't showered I'd like raccoon is so.Yeah. Yes. Jail. So definitely worth seeing if he's in your town. Very funny. Good good show. He's obsessed with big black cock, well, or as we say, BBC's. Yeah. You know. Really isn't obsessed with Black Hawk out. Really, really? Really? It's all the rage now. Time probably always been all their age. I'm sure we know I don't know anyway. Oh my gosh. Oh, Lord, just reminder Tampa Bay screams is coming August. So you'd better come check it out to three day event this weekend and you can get your tickets now and Timothy screams dot com and I'm going to be there and Saturday s he's going to be there to Tampa Bay screen screams is a convention, put on my visit Sean Donahue also director, and I'm in some of his movies, and he also does an eye newbies with Chris woods. And they do things together. Anyway, it's a convention. I like how you throw that out at Homer. Roddick do things together. Oh, that's nice. That's not what I. They do work. Phil together they do things together. Stuff. It's. Behind the camera film at all the some of its own film, the stuff they do. It's a horror convention for like the diehard eighty styles slasher movies, like eighty eighty seventies sixties cults exploitation spit on your grave, that kind of thing. Yeah. And there's going to be different difference eleven celebrities that are going to be there this time. And if you wanna buy buy a horror movie, a brand new horror movie that just came out on VHS. You can do it there. That's right. They are going to have some VHS m you can get some of my movies that Iran, contra, even like four of them out. Six six. Yeah. Climate earth, girls are sleazy art is coming out this. Yeah. I've got to scenes in it than they are sleazy. Dominatrix at one. I'm just a girl. He gets out of shower, overly typecast out definitely typecast after I get scared by nigga. You'll see. Voter, same thing. You know. Scared me. Let's fuck. It's, it's fight flight or fuck. What are the other all three? I don't know mix it up to try to run while I fight and suck your tech kind of a neat trick. Well, you know, if he's like a little guy could lift him up, and just shove them in your mouth like over shows like as you're running, and hopefully you don't bounce too much bite. Wow. Let's really. But I have this whole image in my head of that happening. So, yeah. Okay, can picture it very vividly. Smoothies are good. Yeah. Well, you guys posted on on what's going on. Yeah. Sure. You will. Of course, I will. I will talk about ad nauseam no blow here. Ten times. Get ready kids. That's written town, right at town, the next twenty times you hear about it. Tallies. Fucking August, in it's only June. So, you know, there's going to be several months. Show up to the fucking Jesus Christ. Right. You know. You know, come say, hi. I don't charge for pictures that's ridiculous. And I'm gonna have my movies out to people got to make a living. I guess, but I can't you know how many times have we got? So we're like charged pictures. Okay. I don't need one. I feel like it asshole. If I did you know, yes, you would be an asshole. But I mean when people ask me they want me to sell autographed pictures, like in send it to them and stuff like that. That would just cover your costs. I mean you got a man rent and send it. So I mean, I think it's totally okay to I mean we're not like fucking rolling into. We don't charge anybody for everything that we don't have advertisers anymore. No, we're not, you know, so really charging somebody to have to send them picture to cover your costs. There's nothing wrong with that. But if you're at a convention or something. Yeah. No take the fucking picture, Christ. I'm just having a u onto your like that excites me like oh cool. Yes. I mean there are people that are brought you paint. He's one dude. Yes, it was awesome give gifts. And I got like a twenty dollar Bill, and like people here. And I was just standing there, I was wearing you don't want maybe I might wear that outfit. Money's not required. It's appreciated exactly where my military off in if it fits.You have a new outfit weirdo. You got the little strappy digging that you got. I love this dang. Oh, yeah. What's your prob you like to think I haven't even seen an idea? You pictures. No, no. Your Twitter, followers seen. I haven't seen it go. Fair. For home. I'm home every night. That here you work a solid forty hours a week. Jesus. Then it has to be in the kitchen while you're sheer. No. You know, hey whatever. I'm just he's too something. Oh, see what happens. When you bug me. Yes. You see. All right. See anyway, I don't know about this. And if you guys did then shame on you for not telling me and if I didn't know about it. I would have gone already. There is a hidden gem in south beach, Miami, if you down there, and they've got the biggest collection of erotic art, and a few things that might confuse the normal person just we were wanting to check that out several times that we never went. I know the freedom to fuck. It's called. What's it called? It's called the world erotic. Art museum pretty easy. Pretty easy. Erotic. Title study, Roddick are Dame that we were going to check let lower that actually I've walked past that place. Yeah. Several times I've just never got in your data Miami a lot go, go. No. And, and, and it's really easy to, I don't remember where the fuck it is. But south reaches only so big really. I think it's, it's on. I think on Franklin like I'm the corner Franklin Franklin. I think Franklin Franklin motion. No, no. You're are you talking about the Cottam? Remember they were the ball anymore. That's not all the street. Forget ever just like. People who live down there now. Yeah, they do you move away for a few years. And you just forget everything. Yeah. Using I know it's very strange Lincoln road mall. Thank you Lincoln road now Lee Road. It's a it's not a mall. That's what I'm saying. It's a fucking street. They call it Lincoln road mall, but it's not a fucking mall. That's what I say. Kevin Smith is not gonna come walking by with fucking Jay muse. No, not that kind of fucking mall. There's no athletic not. Katie's really big Kevin Smith fan. I like to. He's so skinny now. Well, that's what happens when you have a heart attack. It almost I. You know, scares you into Balka go to lose weight as a vegan now. Jeeze. Is out as being in for a long time. Fucking die. I'm glad he's still with us. Well, yeah. No. So am I he can write the powerful scripts? He. No his stories are awesome. But he has a Kevin Smith. Way of writing fucking dialogue like right here you go. Kevin Smith, right? Right away right away. But it fits his movies. I like them anyway, to yes, awesome. I'm really excited for Jay and silent Bob. Yes, yes, they finished filming. And they said it should be coming out soon. We'll see. We'll see what happens. I mean, we've we've we went and saw them at I Landau at, yeah. Like a it was like a table discussion show and silent Bob are getting older. Questions are getting old. They just literally set up a table on stage and fucking told some stories answered any questions you had it was kind of cool, and they called me out, because I was are in Batman you girl in the back girl back, I'll shirt with big tents love it. Thank you. I do I get starstruck and stupid. I really do. I, I don't. I'm not myself around somebody good last night. Trying. I was trying to be told you what's gonna happen for Alan. What I already told you already told you are not going to ruin it for the audience for when does happen. I told you I have a total technique into making you feel comfortable around anybody we should meet and a future go. You won't know it until it happens to you. When it happens to you'll know and you'll go, yeah. That kinda scared. The yeah. Okay, I'm okay you'll no longer be intimidated. Okay. That's when I, I walk up before you tell them, you're having them. Please don't say they she gets really fucking out of shape, no matter how bad it is. Don't fucking say anything. Yeah. And then watch your faces you walk up and realize what I just told them.I'm not looking forward to this at some point he's going to pull these shenanigans, and it's going to very much for me complete. You will not think anymore. You will be nervous around the you'll just be mad at me. And the ice will be broken, and you'll be a lot better. Yeah. So you're going to get ready for good radio whenever show. I'm on that happens. Well. Well, you know what? Great great. Yeah. Awesome. That's, then that's just that's just more of me. Do you now have your little scared look the next time we're going to meet somebody? Just look on your face to Terry Quanta. We'll scare you. Adia create if you smell anything, don't don't say anything to her. She's really self conscious about it. I fucking awful. Yeah. J or pie laugh is as off. Yeah. Yeah. Especially after you freaked out yelled at me great. Oh, yeah. So from now on he's just gonna always things that I was thinking, even though a yellow you because it's not true awesome. Which reminds me we checked out his, his. Podcast in and, you know, our listeners, you guys definitely enjoy his show, legion of scale Skaggs, its its way out there. There's a lot of politically incorrect. Actually, that is their call to make it the most offensive show that can possibly create and they're really good to be an offensive. So you know if you like being offensive and defensive stuff listen away. And they have they have special guests on each week, each episode, and who are very outer the as small very out there, the last one, they did from the place before they got kicked out of it was a big gas was Michael J. Yeah. Yeah. That was on the sixth. I think so. Yeah. Could stuff if you like us you'd probably like them. We don't we don't we don't we don't push the line. Racially at all news, time, just because I don't like being a dick like that. But, you know somebody has to make jokes about race. It has to happen. The pendulum has to swing back at some fucking point, and our lives. It cannot stay this fucking sensitive in the only way, it's not gonna stay the sensitives that people make jokes about things. Yeah. When they're not being hateful. Exactly. On hateful joking kidding will warn you about the bear, though, scattered filthy mouth. She's a you didn't see that part. Either. Like the whole crowd started singing with it. Oh my God. The route that the crowd is well, mostly white, but it's integrated. So these are people have all racist colors. Creeds listening to the same out there shit. Good stuff. I it's like I felt a little uncomfortable vote debts the no. No, I was just like, oh my God. Public anything that makes you feel something when you watch it to me. Good light. You know, unless unless it's just you hate like this is like I just hate this. That's about the only thing I don't wanna feel you know what I mean. Yeah. But if they're making me feel like like that weird. Oh my God, I can't believe what they what you maybe feel something so good job kudos here job. I'm mostly dead inside except for laughing. So. She's fake emotion. I pretend I care, sometimes because you're a psychopath l little bit. You're not do you are not. What? Sky is blue you are sweetheart. I know I am when it affects me. What it doesn't affect me. Yeah. This shows to you. We're. If we went right, real quick. Anyway, back to that museum if you want, if you want to go there, they'll Lincoln me on the website, and you'll be able to get the address and hours and shit and go if you wanna see some dirty stuff and stuff from yields machination, yield masturbation, and shit like that, exactly. Probably a really great idea. It's not splitters. You can completely make it smooth. It's just going to absorb bacteria. That's fucking problem. But what are you going to do? Woman had to fuck back into the dark ages. You know what I mean something? Oh my God.I'm having fun. Ooh. Good old porn hub, they're interested in buying tumbler to restore the adult content. Really? Yeah. Because back in December tumbler the stopped abandoned content. And a lot of people were very upset. We, we I started to set up a tumbler paid for you. And then I, I did at one point. Oh, yeah. But then I just got too many balls to juggle, like I can't throw the fifteenth ball in their balls and you like no. No. Just leave my nuts alone. Don't work the ball on the ball. I get excited. So that's exactly why don't handle my nuts. But what I'm saying I do have that in a complete lack of coordination. Cool. It's kind of funny that we're talking about this because we little story coming up later about some. Testicular. Trauma now where you around. Around that you're saying as home Katie heard enough. That your Indian name my other one. Your native American name was suck or. It changes, every tribe you go by they have it for you. You know what I mean? Leave your Mark. It's different than Apache and Cherokee so it translates slightly different now. Well, there you go. Yeah. So it's not. She's kinds anyway. But a porn power hub one is they've Dubai. They gonna gonna revoke. Yeah. We'll, they're going to revoke the ban, and they're going to give, you know, all pervious backer. Nipples your gaping. Pussies your swing jocks. Whatever most people will use tumbler for hookups anyway. Right. Tumbler is like a Facebook. I mean like a Facebook, but it's like a Twitter whatever you put your shit up. Oh, yeah. We all share it. And you can post this posts, I oppose radios, you know what I mean? Oh, well, see, I've never been on it really. It's cool. It's got all kinds of shed on it. When you tumbler was the shit win hat they allowed. It's all content. It was like the best place to see like, like, you know, Jenny Bob next door. Wanna put up some pictures of nudie pictures of themselves, you know, because because they're slingers, and I wonder how many people think of us when I see that commercial. I love. Know if you've ever seen the there's a sling commercial. A couple and they do this whole thing, where they're slingers and it's so fucking. And every time I see it. I know I know for a fact people immediately. Right when it comes okay? You pull right away candle. That's musk fucking awesome. Cap assertion. Talking about. We're talking about porn hub on tumbler tumblers was the way to go. I haven't been back since a limited. No reason to go there. Now. You know what I mean? Well, it's now whatever, yeah. Twitter tender. Nakedness titties. Twitter Twitter without horn is I mean boring. Well, that would just make it a political yelling match like right now we have social yelling matches go on back and forth. But at least there's fucking parties book, at least. Your fucking asinine ary. You know what I mean? I have I sometimes if I if I have time, I'll just start scrolling through who I follow, and I noticed that a lot of people that I follow re tweet so much chicks with Dicks. I had skid Sumati video clips of it's like. There you go. There you go. You're, you're, I think you're heaviest followed demographic that you follow our, our, our ladyboys for share, like four shore. Transsexuals are like your heaviest heaviest following category. Like you follow them. Yeah. You're like. Do you like it would think you have more of them on your follow less than than rat? The razz data has on his and that sounds now he'll take sow that probably come on. Right. You're right about that. That again in your head. And you know, maybe out loud. Yep. Anyway. You'll have fun with that one, sir. To go to episode of rule thirty four. And when we come back, I am, I've got a story about some. Not so nice things anyway.So joy. And we'll be right back. It's time for a tasty and refreshing snack. Slam lately for the past few years, I guess, for their their, their hatred of the LGBTQ community, for gay people, imposing their their, their morals on everybody else's sex. Life seems a miracle, oh there's been America has been a miracle game and protesting protesting protesting at the restaurant on Wednesday morning. He got a little hungry. And he looked around to see if there was any other protesters, kind of, you know, checking them out and he they're paying attention. Well, he slipped in and bought a chicken sandwich. Nobody will notice. Mirrored at that you're cashier and said, this is probably gonna taste terrible by hate. Delicious chicken behold, three seconds later, the miracle. Had occurred after one bite. He found he was no longer. The smiling cashier suddenly became attractive and you've overcome with the urge to hit on her is the pickle brine. It is, and it's delicious lemonade. Really fucking lemonade. I will say as soon as he left through the front door. He said he was in a daze. He fell to his knees and lifted his hands and is to the heavens in gave his raise that he was no longer gay. Well. Your. Even today reports say that shortly after he was turned back gay by eating. So the burger Kay want again. No. Back to. Looking back to. Oh, yeah. To live on her husband, you're live dot com. Radio dot com. Nets Twitter radio dot com. Angie, mail dot com. Don't forget about. And yet, and I'm also unfed life so far. I have managed not to get myself in trouble and. Yeah. In trouble. Oh, god. That's such a plane picture. Throw your ass out. Really? Knicks problems. We'll put a carrot, my but. You're, you're Retha. Thank you. A lot of older dudes in this area that are that like diapers ROY. Like the same Pete Clearwater area. Yeah. Typers down there. Apparently they do. There's definitely, there's a lot of us that are in a diaper, like taking a survey, or you like asking people on the street. How are you? Is this anecdotal or have you done this study? These are the profiles that I see on fetlock because they say what they're into. Armendariz area. Live it. Several does is. Yep. That's what you're into so. Ellisalde have pictures of it, too, is just. All right. Of them in divers. Oh, yeah. Do they do they need to soil them, or is room to the whole baby thing? Some of them just are sissies, some of them are just earn inventory. But they, you know, depends DP you're kinky. Steve their Dave God, damn it's Dave. I was just sent this, this message that I told that I, I should instruct people if you're if you're ever lonely. Okay is this from an end sell? No. This is not Herman and sell. Okay. Anyway, it says how to fuck a hole in your bed.The instruction. Wait, wait, wait wait, I'm gonna guess make a hole in your bed. Step to fuck it. Closes at it. Now there's a couple of. He's making a complicated. Yes. It's supposed to cut a hole in the bed. Just, you know, deep enough into the mattress. You know, whatever usually that's people have foam mattresses, these days, anyway. Take a plastic bag. Stick in the whole line. The whole move up said, baggy and then fuck it rather Baggies. A good a good tip. I guess I would say probably just use a female condom. Yeah. Yeah. That what you're not getting the hard edges of a fucking plastic baggie, cutting up your cock, less Trinta, and then yell scratchy dick. Yeah. There, there's also thing that's that I find kind of amusing. It's a harmonic that gag. Yeah. Monica is put in basically like a bit in your mouth and strapped around your head. And then a clothes pin is stuck over the nose. So you. So you. Yeah. I would see why one of those on somebody. Yeah. Ju. No, I'm saying. I don't know if I go with the close fan, I think I could do better than that. Yeah. Design, because you would scare the hell out of someone or your fucking in. They're gonna make. Fucking saying that would be awesome. I want one semi one please. A train on a Hobo, you slut harmonica gag, please. I'll put that on my wish list. That's. Monica, which I'll make the wish has the we has like shit. You could get all that stuff at Home Depot. Monica, I bet you could fight it. Fucking Monica Home Depot. Don't think you never know. You gotta go to like a music store kind of not. Maybe I'm thinking maybe the home improvement centers, not the place to find a musical instrument really how much weird pointless shit. Did they have in just in those center bins? At that one international toll that's complete. That's not Home Depot. No, but that far superior tool to a place harbor. Freight far, but better higher quality stuff. Okay. Yeah. See. And they had just like pointless shit in just like crap stuff from cool, crap. CC give her Monica flea market. Monica Teflon are here are Monica dollar is at the end of that cap. It's even more scary to get a used one. Because then you think, oh. Oh. How do you just in fact that thing? Well, people do I don't know. I don't think they've made a harmonica in the past hundred years. I think they've all been made in eighteen hundreds, it's in her mouth looks like it's black plastic. That's because that's what colored turns after it's a hundred years old. You know what I mean? Plasticize it after a while. What I want to medal one I don't want fucking plastic. That's bullshit. I wanted to be able to fuck and clamp-down clampdown what dental damage to happen, if you get too excited, you know what I mean? So you have to think hey, don't buy down till by town. Don't you're gonna ruin your choppers pitch. That's terrible. What is? Apart. I know. Oh, yeah. Great. Yeah. It would it would film. It just record. The audio just the audio what's happening here. I like how you get into the microphone to get louder. It's awesome. Soda do back away to get quiet out. Oh. Sound guy go crazy. I'm sorry. I have to put up with me. It's not putting gotta have reflects like a cat. That's all I know. Well, I should think that you could job at I know somehow that I don't know how sixteen years. That's how you know, me like a pre cog. The balls. Roll shit. Turn it down. Turn it down. We have thirty five seconds before it goes off. He's not slow down either. But he thinks. Slowdown. Drake that puck at AB. They. I'm feeling fucking fantastic. Yeah. I'm afraid of every time I have that edibles just you just yourself last time I don't want hear nothing to do with the but it wasn't like to where I thought I was going to die too much.But it was still a slightly too much. Well, I much as what about right that's about right? A teaspoon of AB. Is remember that? Yeah. She's not. And that's no. Well, if you wanted to. Tables. Oh my God. That was like four doses. And he's moods, heavy dose. I think he did that to twice to. Oh, no. Maybe everybody knows either people love edibles or they don't like an and I used to like them. Belatedly, oh my God. It's been knocking dick. Really? Oh, you see my face you see you see me the night, you gave me four tablespoons. You're like you're sitting there. And also just got to I got to go to bed. And I laid there in bed awake for, like, eight hours. Just I just breeze breeze. I still got a breeze, relax. I'm not gonna die gonna die. I'm not gonna die. I'm just sleeping over. He's going to bed. Winco trying. So I went to bed at I had no I'd hit. He was just up having a connection fit. And I went to wake you up nearly. Yep. Yep. Yep still. Yeah, you're, you're right. Getting helping get ready. You're talking to me. Look at me in the eye. Like you look panicked. There is no doubt. I was passing. Really, who? Sorry, I was just regular high at lunch. I it took me twelve hours to like, just be normal high. Not like fuck it wrecked anyway. Careful with the animals kids. I mean, if you guys and most of you live in states, where I mean most of our listeners are in big cities. Hello listener, Utah. Appreciate you know what's funny. We all look at things at all of a sudden, like like awesome. Uganda pops up like somebody downloaded like fifty episodes in Uganda. Why why don't know why I I was wearing a Chelsea handler outfit last night. Fuck in shiny pants with the old t-shirt graphic t. Smith street bitch. Are we doing show? Yeah. Or I forget what we're doing how to time. Well, we're just going off having some fun. Well as promise, I, I have some ball trauma of a story, we I mean, we usually tell you about the Florida man. But this is a Florida woman story dot dot dot. Involves nut. So it's really not a Florida woman story. It's a Florida man story. She's the one who did it. Okay. But it says, not he let let it happen. Well, t- didn't wanna hit a woman. You can't stop a bitch from her. You're not, you know deserved have not as all I'm saying. He's cute, too. She's like cute, psycho, Lourdes, Lourdes Aban. Yeah. She she allegedly fucking attacked her boyfriend. She's like grabbing at his balls. And she squeeze him so hard that they bled to sack or the sack grab the whole site. Yes. Squeezes car. Sack is one thing if you didn't pop a testicle, I mean, you know, you'll be okay. It's a sack. What? And you guys if you're a hardcore listener, you know, I have popped a nut vase, they do squish. They do come. Gresh a bigger a Plum with no pit nice. Yes. So I, I have course someone's test whatever. That's what they wanted us like gotta go. Anywhere. I didn't say this came amulets right deck. This now told you I'd stuff on your nuts. Police were called to their place at four thirty in the morning. And they said that she was just like enraged. You know, like kind of like that. Yeah. No, it's, it's rumored that the Latin women have a temper, and they're usually really hot. Yes. No. She can just say she's Brazilian all the Brazilian girls I've ever met or fucked like are come to your work yell at you. Throw shit at U of fucking like level, ten anger habits fiery blood down there. I don't know.I don't know. It's fiery fiery. I'm sure not all Brasilia women are like this. But the few that I've banked and then anecdotally a few that I've known other people that banked batch it crazy and we walk in batches crazy. And we know we know one of the people in common Dell. Yes. Yes, she is. It hurt. Her name is very similar to a snack snack tree. Yes. Onion flavored snacks rate. Right sells like Gunja though. But the guy that she was dating completely deserved fucking that kind of asinine ary duty. Well, he wasn't a direct dick like, like no what what I'm saying is when when he's he doesn't like abuse anybody yell at anybody. Nothing like that. Now he just can't keep his dick out of other weapon. Previously, we don't know we haven't seen him in fucking decade, Dan, but previously that had happened before and. Wow. Oh boy. His resilient woman would go. Ape schnitzel. Yeah. I don't blame her though. She's really hot. I don't know why whatever like what are you doing? I like I was you do that. I like her accent. She was, she's cool. She was cool to probably around somewhere, but we didn't date her. So no, we just watched it from afar. Yes. I wasn't even thinking of her when I was talking about my examples either. Anyway. Anyway, well, yes, they the of the police came. They say started fucking like she started hitting them like she's yelling. I'm sorry, hitting them. And then she fucking started scratching him. And then she choked him. She started charging them out. And then she went for the coin purse and try to make lemonade brush, you know, and I can tell you being a Florida ban. That's happened will not that avid to me. However, I did have a girlfriend, I completely catcher really catcher paying somebody else, but I confronted her while she was shit faced and, and basically. Yeah. Busted her back and somebody else years ago. And when I busted her, she came at me, and went to kick me in the fucking nuts. Now, when I say she came we're talking, Luke hang style right at the boys and I did like a matrix maneuver. I caught her foot. It was good fine saved my balls. However, hit my finger and my finger did the extreme dislocation where it went completely sideways and split up the middle so's broken up to joints tip. And then the second fuck it bone was cracked in half. And then the second knuckle Jaap jumped up on top and was completely turning across all my other fingers. And I didn't notice it until until I went to, like, literally, because we're still arguing I put your foot down, and I'm like what the fuck to. And I went to point out her in my fingers. Turning. What did you do to figure two beds? You got you're making my toes fuck it hurts so bad right now. Finger damage. But it's making my whole body's contorted. If my finger would not have taken the brunt of that force, you know, what would I would have got kicked, right? The deck tech right now. What you do. So, yeah, just imagine. She would have caught up into that fucking shoe. Oh, god. Right. Gooch. Yet it well shit right for a week. Do you know what? Do you know what you could've had something worse? Having to say. Because there just this fucking thirty five year old guy. He was left with a nine day erection after he fell off of his book and moped and it's weird that they have ninety elections countries. It's early on. Shut up. Will this happen because he got a fucking? He bruised his Gooch a nine day. Dude, you go to we've talked. New day erection you after like if you're dick, if you taken some kind of drug combination or if for some reason your dick stayed hard for more than an hour or two hours, go to fuck it hospital. I like my friend, a twelve hour, you're gonna lose your tech. Exactly. I mean, what happens to blood when it just stays in once it fucking Klotz it. So imagine your dick full of blood for nine date doesn't have ticketing more does he know he does? Come on. No. He does. How does he have a dick because there was there was constant blood flow assay wasn't completely rock hard? He wasn't like Seattle is heart. No. Because he said it didn't hurt at all as it, it didn't hurt and that's why that's why he didn't go. He said it was only uncomfortable when he won't. He was just chopped up. Probably yeah. So he but he Burs goose who's right there? He had internal bleeding, and that's what happened.So how'd you Brazil? Fell over his head. Yeah. Typo fell swear. That, that's what's an accident report. Read it again. I don't know how gerbil got up to word for word fell. Well, the according to the doctors say left him with a grade for erection. Great for. Yeah. Now, are there say only four because agreed for erection is the highest level on medical skill. It's known as the erection ordinance score. Okay. So he did have a rock hard, dick. Yeah. But. It was constant blood flow. So it wasn't bothering him. Oh, well, anyway. But it sounds like fun games at all. But days. No. I mean you can read all about. There's a lot of like medical shit and history. And they did his case was published in the journal. It was the reports on your Allah, Judy so anyway. But it'll be in the link you can fuck and read up on it, and you can find out whatever the fuck you wanna find out how many girls did you fuck. So there you go. Did you have a friend boyfriend? Did you utilize said day hard, cock? And if you did not, why the fuck didn't you? What is your problem, too? And if you bruised your goose just like having like rock and orgasms. Because that's you poke press. Hit your prostate. Oh, maybe they didn't maybe dead because they started getting into, like, like medical shit. And I'm like I don't care. Brad, blah. It happens. Yeah. I give just what you need to know sincere for care about that other style. You give me the headline, ninety eight nine election nuts action. Keep I keep Beatty on it. I'm Wade for you to take it. No, no, no. You work on your non Asian. We're gonna go to your favorite segments standing by. Boobs in and on the news, it's time once again for hit. All right. There's Manchester woman, and she's a mother of two. She is become a living sex, doll really up plasticized. Well, no less shout at Barcelona, our federal then they don't do that. Apparently that's why they close. Anyway, shut sorry, she's Instagram model and since you had a dream. She's three a little on the heavy side. And she said she had a dream so she can win for it. And she has enormous lips and humongous tits Jew ever aid to a triple. D. Yeah. Wow. We're talking about calling from nothing nothing something, but, you know, and they are good fucking jobs. Like I thought that she may be went like up a Cup like too, because they look soft and gigli and bouncy and heavy like I did not know that they were faking, I usually pretty good better for that. They begin better what the pendulous you know, heavy looking Mary's. Yeah. But her she's like my mother says a half a great SEIs and. To. She looks like she has fucking those wax lips on her face. Seriously? Like she just took him out and stuck them on and slapped on some lip gloss on most girls. I don't, I don't enjoy jobs, mostly unless I'm sure there are women who get them done that, you don't realize gun doesn't probably really good lift chops. But other than that, any injections, God. Oh, yeah. Much Chubu coup. This is you guys look like fucking groupers. Just anyway, whatever we're talking about, like boobs. Well in this, there's a video of her Francis, frat boys. What you look like. Racist frat boy. What you'll figure it out, eventually? Not going to spell it out for you. Miss election. Anyway, she doesn't leave the house of dressed like without being just up like she has all these, like, costumes shit, and she's like, I only take pictures and shit and put him on there for me. Sure. Okay. Follow arno. She does. Yeah. She loves it. She's like, I don't give a shit, but anyway, you should see your Ted. So you'll see in the video that's it. Whatever. For the week. Ooh, there's a pub that it used to be the very first vegan friendly pub.But now it's the city's only nudist bar. That's a drastic switch. It is. I mean how many vegans are nudist probably surprise? I actually think about it. Yeah. Probably quite a few nudist that are Regan's listening to the Mummers dance. Alcott. Oh, god. Fucking lower stance. I couldn't believe that's a thing like. I'm so glad I slept through whatever those years were when that happened. I'm just happy. We just played it last. Was it last week for? No just it was the squirrelly. So that was two weeks ago. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's the most recent one right now. If you're listening, it's hard to keep track. But you do such a good job with it, though. Anyway. Yeah. So if you're like into that akilah makes your clothes come off doesn't even matter anymore. Already off what you're getting into you can't and you but you can't be like you can't just stop by for lunch. One day and be naked remember. No, no, no, no. Do they only had they're only allowed to do naked during scheduled nights? Oh, so. Really? And yeah. I would suggest bringing towel most nude is no this though. Yeah. Most nudist lash, swingers know that when you go to an all new place, you bring a towel, so you're not open face city on turn for the worst. Oh my God. Yes. So it's an oral thing if you've never been to a nude est of resort place, or do a swingers club or anything that has a new dissection. Yeah. Towels are quite common. So remember, when he go to the nudist place, bring a towel and that that's not necessarily to wrap around your waist, or whatever you open faced on things. Yes, your asshole is in puckering up where little little Laura jeans, fucking, snatch a whole of us was rubbing up down on you know what I mean. She gets around here and also the don't panic. Hitchhiker's guide her ever. Said the other towel. Well, I was thinking tally. Did that. Wouldn't be good did twice pass hold. Down you're doing fine. Oh my God. Well, they said that the whole the whole neighborhood was starting at commercialized like bought up and shit, and this pub and that. Well, they said that this pub has been in the fucking families since eighteen forty seven and then they're like, no, that's my fucking independence. So I got a new license. That's right. Screw. We're everywhere. And they also sell a calendar. For for charity or part of the world is a country slash Lebanon Pennsylvania. No, I think it's an Ireland Ireland. Wow. Arlen let's ginge, fuss revenue all over everything ginger means. I wonder how big the, the elected nudist seeing is an I like to me up thinking Ireland in England. Just just based on weather, really. I think you know, like nudism is not. I mean, you know on whatever how do you going to be, when it's raining all the time and fucking rocks around outside. Let's go way onto cold wet. Rocks. Fun out there, frozen raiding pale skin. Birth. I don't know whatever they light a fire, so I. Fire? I have no idea. I don't I don't anyway. So the nude calendar, though, that they sell for for charity to call the beauties and the beasts and it's. Get it for twenty five bucks and it's filled with all the pubs regulars and all the gory. Here's old shave is that's with an Irish accent, though. And his. There it goes to help the homeless, does it does it really well because they get all the towels they could use. What used Halbe and you don't want that after it's been used? Gotta give it away to homeless person. Don't keep them warm at night. Well, why did you go in that uses insulating? Oh, oh, let alone but butter fire. Yup. Terrible. I'm not I didn't make that up. Oh, there's this principle of a Holy Family monastery school. He was arrested or school is not too.Modestly is that. Yeah. I thought you said monastery like I'm thinking, oh modest children. Okay, montessori. Yeah. All right. Anyway, here's a rest rested. A strip club, okay? But he was on. He is on it. He's not allowed to go to strip clubs league. Oh, no. He was ship as he's like, I'm not paying my Bill, and this is while the kids were on a field trip. Okay, everybody, everybody just made me out. About a half an hour. I think they like we're like a museum or something like. Disturb. It was fucking blitzed. And when by the time the cops got there, he'd had a drink out. You standing in the road like yelling at him and he had his drink in his hand. So they got a for and talk public intoxication and the for of dick, I wasn't driving failed. We had a bus drivers. It's like Uber. But with a lot more people. No. I god. Yeah. So was at it. I said, oh, oh, no. That's a hand. Some gonda. No, no, no. It was in the states. Okay. Yeah. Oh, Washington Washington, there you go. There you go. There base ounce see okay? That makes a lot more sense, seems like an east coast thing. Really? Yes. It really does not sound like a west coast thing you know, know anything. Oh, I just got in some soul cycle. I needed an avocado facial. I used the facial afterward for some toast spread. Delicious. I feel so healthy. I'm through my pores on factoring fat. Knowing God anyway. I'm gonna leave you this little fun fact. Not fun fact. But just fun sever in your noodle. Okay. There was a sixty three year old Danish man. He was living in South Africa. And he had his day in court, because they found twenty one Severn immutability of vaginas freezer in his home, I was gonna tone them to the goddamn use Iem, Katie. I don't think he knew about that. Oh, no. You know, he I said. Museum what they also found surgical equipment and Anna study like at the painkillers and shit and drugs and stuff. A woke up. I didn't have a pussy anymore. Well, they believed that his much younger wife. I mean she was fucking young. Yes. So twelve somewhat have now she's twenty eight. Okay. I'll let you said he was sixty sixty three. Yeah. Yeah. So it's quite age gap Thurs. So I don't know. I, nobody knows where what he's like going to get in tribes women and fucking often them for their badges. What's going on here? No, he just said that he'd know he just did it. Have you read just dry like he went he drug he would drug them and then they said they will wake up and mutilated like shit would be like they'd be hysterectomies cut lips off. Oh out, you set Vagit though apart, both. Oh, you're like the outside. Oh, his his fucking wife. She called, she called the cops and she's like fucking he did to me. And then there's another two. Yeah. Yes, it was wife to. Yes. New young twenty. Euro, my gosh, she told police that, yes, he drugged me, and then I woke up and like on, like a fucking KENDALL and. All. There's other body parts to end. He, he told he was telling this, he told the story to a gun owner. Like I mean, a gun shop the owner of a gun, shop black got that out. And he was telling that. Yeah sedate the victims before before these legal operations like talking about it. And he's, they said when they when they found all the ship that he kept it completely organized, and he had records of everything of every body, part, and he's been doing, it's very nice of them to keep records for the police yesterday said they were know exactly how many times to charge him where to find these women. Yeah. Oh, god.What do you do that vacuum? Sealer. Colder so many bags. Why did you got the giant tub at super glue? What's happening? Do you like arby's? These packages. Gross. And we will we're going to get out of here for the weekend, and yeah. In for the night. So whatever you're listening. We love you. And I don't know anything for Massey. All right. Well, I had a love on tonight. I don't know about y'all. Go see Cheo Kherson. That's right. That's right up looking about. Anyway. Yes. So have a breast your weekend and rest your week. And when we listen to us, and I will see Australia. Bye bye. Slim. Os.
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