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06/01/2019 How do you fuck a frozen zucchini... Jizz on the chin... Pussy on fire... When were Jncos popular... Men's tube tops?... Crust punk porn explained... Tom Segura - Make them big titties fart... Sushi get married... Strip clubs where people actually get naked... Strippers make great friends... In the summer your pussy can get hot, and not excepting titty money... Pussy fruit in the hot hot summer... Why Katie uses all of the condoms on her dildos... Elf cum... Gay man turned straight from eating Chic Fil A... Episode of "Rule 34"... Do you want to see my cock... Porn is a health crisis in Arizona... Eat a dirty dick and not the kind you like... Florida man... Tits Man - See what you look like with augmented boobs... I hate secret knowledge... What happens to a dick when it stays too hard for too long?... Florida man kills his wife with a gun during foreplay... Have SC and Katie seen too much?... New men's underwear that can be worn for a week without washing... Persistent con trail in the shape of a dick... FaceBook's new secret crush feature.
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The following program contains adult content crasner language of a sexual manner, completely irresponsible advise, along with some things, you'll wish you could Anisur. If you are under the age of eighteen easily offended, or like to judge others based on their sexuality, please turn us off. For those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. Because I was fucking the shit out. Is that to be? God. No. Ten nine eight seven six. Foon katie's bleed starts now. Are you ready? Trust sack. You said you wanted to play dress up. Don't you? On L mode. And now live from rule thirty four studio. I bring you a girl that almost ruined her pussy with the frozen zucchini here. She is your host the one, the only kinky Katie. Welcome to the show. I'm your host kinky, Katie with me, as ours is my favorite plus givers, fucked administer. We are coming at you. Thirty studios where you live dot com. Katie radio dot com and radio dot net. Pussy tonight. It is kind of funny though. I did almost ruined my posi with frozen zucchini attached to a hand mixer. You would think that most people wouldn't take just stick up roses. Kate other snus. No, no. You would think and let alone. I mean Rosen. Yes, you want frozen. Ganey. No. Well, yes. Leader. Wow. Comedy black hole. Well, black coal anyway. Eight. Anyway, it is all by having fun on this show. And I think that we won't disappoint you tonight. I must confess the first off. I must tell you that I got into some trouble on Facebook, though. Hey, but I should be back by tomorrow, morning's well, by the time that you hear this. If you're not listening live, I'll, I'll be fine own even matter, you still have a hard time with the rules over there. I mean well, yeah view the downfall of me on Twitter. First of all, why not? Because there's lots of titties on there. You can see them all the time. So it's at kinky, Katie radio inclined anyway. But I posted the picture of the guy me in trouble. I was on a closed Facebook group means nothing apparently nine means nothing, you know, better. And it's it was Ferdie people. It's called sensation. And there's nudity all over this fucking page all over, and then I post a picture with Jisr on my chin from the Snow White series. Jimmy Jisr all over your face is against Facebook sex policy. Are you kidding me? I never specified what it was that was so thick and so big that it could have been fucking icing. All the caption a you put. This is giant load all over my face besides the vaccine, definitely you described it, right. Underneath it. In case somebody did not know what was going on. You told them whenever yeah, you know, the, the mind, splur- tation exploitation of women. That was that was the article that you continue violate. And that never come on the face you take Facebook considers that expert. Yeah. As you heard in the precept, people are paying a pretty penny to get comfy cials. So I was just doing my nighttime beauty regiment. Okay. Okay. Still. On. Artist's rendering. That's all right. So that's, that's what you're going to be seeing from now on bass book. If anyone has for like, new depicts or whatever you're going to get you're going to get one of my stick figure. That's right. Getting an artist rendering. Right. I'm prince two sure signed numbered. Yeah, you guys can be like this is a kinky Katie original certainly look.How awesome it is? I also did. I ever talked about that last week. Number. Yeah. So anyway, this is. Last last week's notes confused this week's notes weird because I don't know how to read cursive. I ride it just just don't how to read it. Cursive, sometimes. You just can't understand it. Telling you I, I have no idea. All right. Well now that nonsense controls are like they are true triple pussy threat of up on the show, cats con fucking wild. They have studio. Hey, there is like a crap league for position here earlier, all three of them, and we have like a narrow never happens, like like a high table. Anyway. Three of them just what to fuck is going on today. I don't know they're like up our asses. They are my God. It's the thing. I don't know they're like punk assault pissed off because. Taking his spot name of everything crashes out. You know what happened a jumped on the board or on the computer fucking something clo-? Cheese is one of them just just now. Jay talking down and starts walking all over the fucking on board. Like that's not good for sound. But I'm sorry using this right now. Outta here for those little lights. Oh, I just want attention. I told you cut him at let me up there now. I'm a cat. I'd do it won't fuck you. They're there to stars. This has nothing to do with it. But I just I just ended up seeing it. There's two stars from scifi one from the magicians and the lead guy from deadly class. Okay. Today at Chris, they engaged say, oh, that's weird. We met at a Comecon. We were hosting panels. Coffee when when out of the crowd came a question. Hey, how come you guys don't bang? And I looked at her, and I said, hey, how come we don't bang? You have really good finger movements. I could do that. Anyway. Men's fashion. I will never understand from Janko 's to whatever the fuck that. I don't know. But right now. Sherman's at this way back in nineteen ninety five when there were Janko 's coming back. Well, yeah, because now they're vintage Chelsea, your forget. It was twenty years ago, you seem to take the like the nineties where like a year ago. What the fuck having? I know I tried to explain it to you all those twenty years ago had you're like, oh, twenty and I have to put it in your terms. I'm like sweetie. It's like it was in the sixties all of a sudden, a light bulb goes off, and you go, oh my God. I know what you mean hypnotherapy to become rain. He's doing naturally really shut off. Happens whatever it's hard. I'm easy to control. Like sure. Let's make sure you are. You've type anyway, but saying about men's fashion crop tops are coming back from. And I'm not talking about just, you know the. A right under the packs, you know, to show your like your abdomen or anything bright should apps. These, let's tube tops. I don't know whether climb crop tops, but these are tops for men mocha. Well, why bother? 'cause you gotta have the evil nipples covered up that men don't have evil. Nipples just women. All nipples evil ask Instagram. They'll though you. Instagram. I don't understand you. Facebook is anti jazz. Apparently Facebook's anti everything it pro-russia anti jazz. That's see. Yeah, yeah. Pro russia. Just go figure un-american un-american. Well, because you got the dead shark running things. Who what's his face? You know, the Facebook, dude. Let's talk. Yes. When you say things I don't know with the things, what things. That's all right. What you what, what, what is this of which you speak sometimes? I don't even know most of. All right. So I learned a new thing today. Stop. No, go ahead. Smoke. I don't know what was going on. Really? No. That was just coming out of my. Z. Anyway, you learn crust punk porn across bug porn, right? Yes. I had never heard of it before an either by. And I mean, really it's nothing new. So I don't understand why people say whom I it's thing, and it's new and no.It isn't cross. Punk is just like. People are just make a homeless. And like tweaker is and I can dirty hippies having sex. Is that that's, that's what it is porn pretty much. Yeah. But like dirty hippie. Punks crusty, their crusty, right? Okay. Now, if you go back to think of a very old, paulie shore. Chris date. Yeah. You do a better. A week. So I met him once and he wasn't very nice to me. You know, guys kind of been in celebrityhood is entire life mother on the comedy store. It was the comedy store. Yes. I don't know if it's the same ownership, she's dead. What are you talking about? I think Paul's. Yeah. Yeah. 'cause I know father just passed. Pretty sure pretty sure I apologize. He's a trust fund due for a long time. Well, this was back when I was fat, and he's, he's pulled me up on stage me. No bunch of people went to comedy show in Boca and said, look, Nicole Smith. What you kind of did. I do. I don't know why you're about at him. Now there is other things too. Okay. Very embarrassing. Okay. Wasn't very nice. Anyway. Big titties fart. Thank you, Tom. So you're to say you better you better credit him for that or else. He's oughta tear with that. He, he is credited with the phrase. The big titties, far better fucking do it. I don't I don't know that he invented it, but it was the first time I heard it was when he said it. Me too. But, you know, rule thirty four there's probably a porn with big titties. Farting, of course. I mean it's probably was back in the eighties that it was made now. So really that that might blow you out there. But I can't prove it. So I am. Yeah. Now would that be kind of like the same thing like an armpit far like do you like coup- on your hitting you like? You like heirs sure you could big enough. I suppose you could just meet to titties could meet there's potential for fart noises. You know what I mean? Just skin on skin, you can put some liquid air Do so you could do it, it could happen. Britney Bill Nye. It's kind of funny. Imagine if every if every celebrity had a name light, Bill Nye, the science guy, but Jeffrey Dahmer the people number. Read that on Facebook. I know because I can't do anything else. So she's the Facebook warrior, congratulations to masuchi at their co-stars, little deviant model. She she got married today, which I. I know shit outta me keep pictures, though. I'm really wondering if that he was in the photo. He's a lot horny or thought. Mask on with horns. What are those what are those like black bask with giant fucking long steer? Black horns on all black suit. He doesn't he doesn't like to be on social media at all to be in pictures, because I mean that's her thing after my heart. That's yeah, you're no. I completely get that. You're rarely on. I'll take a picture. And you're like that's not going out to Q like two years of doing it show to get me to come on the show with you. That's very true photo know through my dick out there. Sure, face will. Yes, that makes complete sense if you know, me complete sense I really, you know, I, I'd rather stay at home and not, you know it against anybody but kind of gore phobic I kind of freaked out by people in general. I play it off while you wouldn't know it if you met me take really personal, but inside I'm raging somehow and trust me. I mean, this, I want to kill somebody. But, but what was my point? I remember where I was calling this pictures on. The media. Oh, yeah. So I completely get it. Let, let alone let alone, you know, you wanna take pictures of me and know what know why I like this. This is a one way conversation. I speak, I don't have to deal with people, and I'm happy. I like it. You could be my conduit to the world. If you just ask Katie, I don't wanna talk. I sorry it's nothing against you. Really this is this is who you are now. Yes. Yes, decides major about society. But just, you know it happens. What are you gonna do? You get older. You just the hate everybody and things are so much. Thank you so much easier. Now that we're watching you. We don't have to leave the house or anything, you'd even have to have any any human interaction at all. Well, every and I kind of enjoy human interaction sometimes, but sometimes it's a little like overwhelming like like when people think they know you because you put your deck online.Oh, that was my point. My point. There was a point by point was, I will show my dick online, and, you know, whatever that's, that's great. Because, you know, there's a complete segment of the population in America, that, that just keeps them at arm's reach, you know what I mean. If it media, that's right you've done porn. They don't wanna talk to me, which is awesome because I don't wanna fuck and talk to those particular people either. If you're not okay, seeing my dick online. Then, you know, I can't be friends. I can't be friends. So this is a nice way. It's like a moat. You know what I mean? It's a moat. Okay. Yes. A keep a keeps the Christians outside the moat. Oh boy. Yeah. I mean, pretty much the majority of my human interaction is a grocery store, and, and. Another person interact online. Yeah. No, no. I meant physically. I see in person. Yes. And no one personality. Like every two weeks. Yeah. So, yeah, the ginge. Yes, you could say his name, right? Panthera. Yeah. Panthera once in awhile. He's listening to actually is kidding. No. He listens. He does. Sometimes you're kidding. No hyphen Tara. Why such an old? I'll say it's the only reason ago Pasco county. Although if we drank, they do have better strip clubs that you can take. It's that's what I hear like strip clubs like we're used to. Go figure. We prefer strip clubs that people get actual nude like naked. I wanna see. Snatch. That's what it was so weird when we moved here, even when I came here to visit before you and I even met I was like everyone's like raving about Mons Vida. So Megaza best liberal to my hall. No, I've had good times air few times sway back literally in, in the nineties. I. But I went there few times, and I had a good time. However. Yeah, we heard a lot. Don't believe the bullshit about there's good strip clubs in Tampa. Don't get me wrong there. Beautiful women and everybody's, you know, and they're nice clubs and whatever, but I like it. New curl. I like new girl. And when I drank, I like to be able to drink a shot while I'm looking at a fucking lady goat. Because I was like, okay if it's fully nude, there's no alcohol. But if there's alcohol, they have to wear PC's you'd be stickers and bottom. Yes, at the bottoms couldn't be thongs. They had to be could cover a certain amount of the ass. Like what the hell kind of bullshit is this, you know what, this is how the rest of the country lives. Like this is like we were so used to Miami, Fort Lauderdale West Palm. Really, why is the world not liked hat my no smells like pussy? And I'm as. Offer blow in the bathroom. Club. It's like strip club there where the floors are sticky and you just don't feel right. When you leave, I don't trust a term or the floors aren't sticky. That's very true. Because there's nothing happening there for you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. We're very disappointed. The strip club action here in Tampa. I'm just saying we need fucking nudity. Complain it aboard about a strip club once it us, like, oh, I got his terrible in the, like the seats are the stages stages came up to your shins goes came big dude came up to you. Watch your girl what she says about the strip club. Do you remember that fucked out? What did I tell them you, like, like gophers offers big? Big dude. That's how she says what she wants I don't control her. That's right. I was getting because I was like, apparently he was a bouncer. They're like new though. And hers violence play. A job at a real strip club down the street, there's like three billion here. Yeah, I can't help it. If you couldn't pass the physical for the cheetah. I can't see my dick. You can't you can't work here. Sorry. Sorry, buddy. Just we've known so many people that were like work security at struck loves either that or strippers. Lots of lots of or dancers, sorry, sorry world performers that we do. They were stripper. And they enjoyed being called. Oh, yeah. Ever. There was. No, there was no dance. Well, yes, I can dance and they could dance do pole tricks to all kinds of fun shit. Which, which, by the way, if you ever have a chance to have friends that are strippers it works really well, at, like the fourth of July barbecue. It's awesome. It's fucking great. It's strange having your friend look at you.Hey, wanna lap dance fuck. Yes. Is that a question, you know, I do? C L, C D this thing where she would take matches and she put them shoot like kind of tear apart put him over nipples and let her nipples on fire. All you're talking about what's your your specific person. Yes. Just talking about in general. I really thought you were talking about. You you're taking the shanty like four or five of them. That's, that's very true. Yeah, that's absolutely true. There's one girl that I went to high school when she was a senior. And I was like a junior or a sophomore. And I always thought she's supreme look just like Gwen Stafani. Yeah, I remember her. She was a bartender afterwards after afterwards when she got to old strip the for a long time. She tripped out. She would call us at like six thirty in the morning. We're still out were you sleeping? No. Usually weren't sleeping. That's because we would call them the same way. But that, but that was yeah. But then they would have it on, like a Wednesday, others. Still a pretty good chance. We might have been not at six thirty because I'd be on my way to work or thirty. We have to be up and out of that. Two thousand zero hours. God got up you can yell at me later, I don't fucking care. Right now. We got should to do now since it is summertime in. It is fucking hot at balls. Summer, yet it is, should as Lucking hair. God, this is a throwback reminder because a lot of you guys have. It your pussy gets hot. Okay. It gets really hot. It's about I had to trim it down because it is hot. I did I got the summer cut high and tight. Right. Okay. People are still posting like signs on the front doors, saying, we know what Todd outside we are not. We won't accept Brahma money because women will stick money and abroad than they get Titi sweat over their money anyway. Well, that's gonna be legal to accept American legal tender, actually, I think that I think there is a law say you have to accept legal tender, if it's legal tender, it's a law. Well fuck you take my, my titty, money now Titi wit wonder if I wonder if you're not gonna take teddy money, but are you gonna take Ashur crotch money? I'm sure fucking almost every dollar has been in someone's genital area or simply time definitely been used to start plow somewhere. They say like a heavy percentage of money has cocaine on it. That's what they say. I've heard that rumor they said they said in the eighties ninety nine percent. Yeah. Well, I don't know that it's any different now. Live. I think. A universal. We just don't know which drug but there's some side of powder on it. No doubt people crush everything nowadays. So, like I someone crush uphill in the in the hospital. My what are you doing? Oh my God. I don't know why I'm friends with you. So we'll what I was getting at is. Keeble this one guy has thing he likes to have his girlfriend's shove, a piece of fruit of her pussy, and leave it there, all day. So when he gets home from work, he can eat it. Do should I glued Fisk work? Reduced like Napa little formatted fruit action. I guess. Ow. No. That would firm and Jud. She's gonna get a wicked Houston faction. Yeah, because all of the natural sugars chicks to rename her UTI lay apples payers, sometimes even a carrot, even though a carrots vegetables, because it's cut sugar and sugar is licked literally, what yeast feeds on. Jeff literally. Yes. You're putting yeast food up your sneeze and you're leaving it there. It's one day to insert a banana here there. You know, you do some for fun, and you flush out when you're done, you know, I'm not gonna pad for that. You know you got a good chance. You're not gonna east from that. But, but leave that shit up there all day your crews in for a burning. It's gonna be a whole new organic food section in whole foods. Pussy for matted fruit comes into tone Bach. Yeah. Yeah. He's here. So, yes. People don't don't cost extra. Don't leave it that helps hopefully to cost sector anyway. No matter what you do. So even though you heard it's an idea. Don't do it. Don't do it. You really need to tell us you're doing it. Yeah. Yeah. What I know. What kind does a smoke fruity when you're done? What have I put a frozen hog up their time, wore nice and warm and ready to kill the punchline twice style? Then don't even say you want. Why don't you ask me? Why don't you ask if I'm gonna frozen prison? It's okay, you don't have to do it as CD on frozen Hodson.I'm not answering now. All right. Then fine. Notes. Doc gonna play along fuck. You taking my toys, we'll find take your ball and go right? Whatever I got my toys are more fun. Anyway. Sure they are us all the coupling condoms for your fucking toys. I mean, you are like you're like about this one, you're probably ovulating or just obviated, and I want a little couch Turney, couch sex earlier. And you know she. Giovanni cottam. So we don't knock you up. And we don't you know, piss off the Christians anymore for murdering more babies. You know what? You know what? Where murders? We are murderers, I will plan b a like a motherfucker if we had a heavy LSD night. I have literally done that come home with ten hits of high-power, blotter acid and a plan. B said, okay we're going to do this, and then you're going to do that tomorrow. See most gals get flowers and chocolates cards. No paper acid and plant me in fresh fruit. So I'm like. Go grab a con of cycle. We don't have any. Okay, what the fuck you do condoms that we buy? The neighbor who are you? Banging. They're all over fucking dildos this this way. She's got a clean rap on it. And she doesn't have to fuck in boiler boiler dogs all the time. You know what I mean? It's toxic. So she just rat. She contemplates her own fucking play toys now. Yeah. You did that because you couldn't remember, if we stuck it in your ass or somebody else's ass. You didn't want to go ask the crotch anything. Yeah. No. You used to just cover them for that. Now you cover them because lazy yet. Well, it's, it's like the the toilet seat covers. Yeah. You want a fresh, wrapping on it. It's like it's like having plastic on your couch is though. It's already a plastic dildo. But you're gonna put a condom on it, making it more. Plas plastic ear who? And if you don't use lube, you will stick. Just. Yeah. It is not fun. I ripped my labia couple times of being vigorous or just being dragged over aggressive as right completely over aggressive there. I get a little. Yeah. I abby. Stabby rub. Grind ear, Hopi home P, all of the other dwarves. Those are the fun doors. Neater know about those anymore. Are we allowed to call them Snow, White, and the seven tours snowing, little people? Okay. Actual like like Middle Earth towards. So I think we're allowed to call them, but then, do we have to say Middle Earth? I, I don't know. Seven Lord of the rings. Keep it elves say something. Glitter. Surely. Just as chicken Iceland. We gotta remember when, when that town festivals happening? So he go bang that lady with the rest of the town, that's the festival. The lady, she's bagging all's we are pretty convinced the late lady who thinks she's banging L. She literally takes us paying elves. If you haven't caught like the ten episodes, we've talked about, it's Redbook GI. She wrote a book take come glitter. You know, and we're pretty sure that the town just drugs are asked comes by and gang rapes her. I want to know what exactly she's on, because I think that'd be probably fun just to check it out and see what happens. Well, you know how you know how big the nor wall for some occasions. All come home with LSD and condoms. They show up with LSD glitter. It's the same thing. But if I slander, but nobody speaks Icelandic. So we don't know what they're saying. Do you really have to? They're saying it's I mean, it's an international language of drugs and sex. This. Yes. Yup. All right, we're out of saying, hey, that's all right. All right. They all the same thing. We'll Chick-fil-A has been getting slam lately for the past few years, I guess, for their their, their hatred of the LGBTQ community versions gay people. Well, imposing what their what their, their morals on everybody else's sex, life seems there has been a miracle America has been a miracle. A gay man protesting at they're protesting protesting at the restaurant on Wednesday morning.He got a little hungry. And he looked around. See if there was any other protesters kind of, you know. Checking them out, and he sees they're paying attention? Well, he slipped in and bought a chicken sandwich. Nobody'll notice. But he sneered at the cheerful cashier and said, this is probably going to taste, terrible and better taste like hate delicious chicken, lo and behold, three seconds later. Oh, the miracle had occurred after one bite. He found that he was no longer shocked demand. The smiling this smiling cashier suddenly became attractive and use overcome with the urge to hit on her pickle, brine does well. And it's that delicious lemonade. Good fucking lemonade. I will say as soon as he left the through the front door. He said he was in a daze and he fell to his knees lifted his hands. And so the heavens in gave his Braise that he was no longer gay. Well. Doc day cou well reports say the shortly after he was turned back gay by eating a whopper. So the burger K one again he liked that beef. I think we're going to go sit episode of rule thirty four. And when we come back, you're gonna have a brand new tits man, along with some other shit and God. A fortunate thing that happened a friend of mine. So I'm going to say about that. So we'll be right back. Have fun. It's time tasty and refreshing snack. After a busy Benner to discover that his willy had been hacked and my wet. I mean wet off. Yes. Dick pretty much. You said he had no idea what happened or how it even happened. He said he'd been. Was out with friends, and he was he was in China in China. And he said he got so druggy fell asleep. Okay, you mean pass out? A nap. I'm going to translate from manager. You know what that means? I blacked out remember. Well, he definitely did because when he came back around he said he felt a sharp pain in his groin. As on thickness reports say that he was bleeding, profusely and went to several hospitals, and they turned him away because they weren't acquit like take care of his situation. Hostages really God? We don't know how to deal with this guy who don't even know how to spell back team to say in touch, it off into creek built around your waist really good. Be it'll have the likewise, was dick land there. Somebody leave it wrapped it a little boat after it was just gone gone gone. The hospital like what do you mean? They weren't quits. Maybe they didn't want to do with him. Look at fucking drunk Bennett on it while I'm just saying, not the believe for how to deal with that wound probably somebody did, because I mean he woke up, and it was gone up went to when it was off. One of them checks. You have anti rape. Veg fucking things at cut your dick off. Oh be. He went Rabi. Rabia and losses for it. Obviously, if you wake him without a tick, you did something in your life wrong. And I think maybe you to have a dick, you make some bad lighthizer like, you know, it's one of those things if you lose something that is attached to you like that. You know what I mean, any lose it, maybe you should have it. You know what I mean? If you love something, let it go back to you. It's yours negative just not work with Cox. No on with the show. Welcome back to. Dot com.Radio dot com and radio kale. Ned me on the Twitter later at kinky Katie radio Cato dot com. Radio on Facebook. Bet light. But I'm never on it. So, but if you wanna see more dirty pictures, we can go there, because there's law dirty pictures on Bette life. But also Twitter, too, so you won't be pointed artist's renderings at all that's right. All of your nastiness. Bob's gene, didn't go, there are. No, the Indian guys always bucking her ass girls. Online, they send Bob's, gene. Boobs, but I don't I don't speak, whatever they speak in India. Sorry. I do too. Do you want to see Michael, hey, that caught us fucking free alcohol? Yes, it did not only did he let us by alcohol off, period. But he just fucking let you leave with it in the morning just just for just for. Okay. I'll see your cock you. Oh, god. You're like that. You're like. You actually belittle them. You, you look. Okay. Sure. Took the wine and left. The disturbing thing is already had it out. All he did was back up. So he wasn't right. Up against the counter. I'm thinking what the fuck. Why was it out? No. Why? Why don't you send me when we knew it was too late to buy alcohol, and we were not done partying? We're going to go to it after club. And you it always send me and I and I go in, because I was always just like a horror or whatever then you come in to it was, like, hey, visit can get that growth. So Mercer tips. Right. Every time it did every single time never fucking failed because the to the counter would be like, come on. No fucking way. Hair on your so I go over whispered year few things. And then you, you come running over. All people are dumb. But what did it really got to see some boobs? And sometimes I was forced to look at cock. Well, one time, whatever it didn't hurt me pet, of course not. It's burned into my retina forever. Tattooed on my brain forever. A. My goodness Arizona, their state Senate. They. Well. They're saying that pornography is a public health crisis. Of course, it is for Christians, and they're trying to pass. They passed a Bill an according to the Bill. They're saying that the porn perpetuates sexual sexually toxic environment. And that damage is all areas of society. It does completely damaging. Yeah. Yeah. It's potentially biologically addictive. Well, yes, biologically dicta. That's right. Daddy wasn't porn. Addict, my granddaddy out. Was born out there porn addict, too. It's a weird thing that, that genetically, we were program to like to catch it's spree. Odds that happens. Catching, it feels good for reason you know what I mean. It's genetics can't help it. 'cause yeah. Imagine if every time you had an orgasm, her burn like fire than people that have is. Have their snatches. It happens or various things that you shouldn't you sound with. That's right. Or unclean cock. Yeah. Exactly. Or clean says hey is true to? They also say could lead to stream degradation. I mean. Okay. Relax zona. I say you have I ain't gonna smile. What do you have to remember is airs ONA? Besides Florida is delayed of old people all people and rednecks in the desert with guns dental rednecks, because. People people think that if you don't live in the south, you can't be a racist. Redneck. Guess what? You can you can. Yes. And airs. Yes. Lots of and the really close the very very close to the midwest, which is just full fucking Christians. Just Christians, every wall to wall out there. He was crazy. Is that the one annoyed time that I was ever in Arizona. It was kinda Erie to me because any anything that I had it my head or what I'd seen on TV of, like we're like meth labs would be that was the place. Looked exactly like how everything's dead and withering.Yeah. Dry. Several the mountains, but, you know, but, like we're houses are just like weird. Yeah. Well, you know, we grew up in a tropical environment, so we're literally used to the tropics, and that is the spl not the exact opposite. But, you know, it's, it's, it's to the left of us were to the right of us or whatever. It's on the other side of humidity. You know what I mean? There's so hot here. It gets one hundred thirty degrees. Fuck you go into the Everglades when it's ninety eight will eat a dirty dick, and not to kinda take you like I am fucking tell you, I've been to Arizona to, and guess what, not nearly as fucking hot. I mean, yes, it temperature-wise gets as hot but in the middle of the Everglades ninety eight one hundred degrees. You, you, you, you literally if there was a hill, you could jump off to kill yourself. You would. Yeah. Yeah, it's always fun when first thing in the morning, you walk out your front door like seven o'clock and immediately, you get hit with a steaming wet blanket. It's like. I know it's so tomorrow. Ising. That. I, I mean, literally grew up like that. I know what is our problem. I don't care. I'm going to the water wonder why Florida man is such a thing not only do all the crazies move here. You know all the crazies that got thrown out of all the other states or countries that Alba to Florida because you know what? Whether it's nice it's nice and warm there, I don't have to deal with snow hurricanes. Yeah. I like to better before there was air conditioning, 'cause you don't remember this. But when everybody had AC unit and window bangers and stuff like that people that were from up north, they went home and, and in the summer like Dan, Oklahoma anymore, days, stay year round. Fucking air conditioning. Really? Honey? I, I would rather have a c I don't I couldn't I couldn't deal with this. I think I think Florida is probably the leading place for witness protection. And that's part of Florida van we have all the witness protection, people all the people thrown out of other states, just, you know, really it's, it's like California, but for the people who couldn't make it to California, Florida. The new stralia. Yes. Yes. And I'm like third generation fucking from here. Go figure. Yeah I'm the first from here. I wonder how many my jeans are inbred. I dunno. I shuttered, thank. Just saying, I don't know. My father's family. Jacksonville Nekia gets over there drunk. Listeners there. If you see a family. They'll be word overall. I don't think they wear overalls, but I do like that. But I do I like him. Configure this suit, you Ellie do they do? I think we're gonna go to your favorite segment and by sending that's wrong one but Bush. I know. And on the news, it's time once again for. Fucking sand in my face distract. Ready for tits, man President Dick. You're gonna you're gonna puck and put on music yet. Or what? Anyway, you want. Well, there's an app for that and get an app for visual job. Yep. Called I ought meant, and it's a free app that you can see what you look like where big old Germany's before you get the going to the knife. I have to know what I would look like with big jobless. I think that'd be kind of cute. Yes. Let's take biddy. No, I wanna know. Well, all you gotta do is have a picture, do from your phone. And you guessed, what do I do chess up waist up the whole body, the whole nine yards in the in the article that used a picture, cure nightly, who's very proud of her tiny titties? Okay. So they use them and all you do. Knightley fun. She she's, she's an actress she's. Yes. Oh, I probably know her. Because I the name rings, a bell Padma. Oh, okay. Yes. Yet lee. Yeah. Queen on Madala. I thought she was a different actress. I thought that was her last name starts with a P. Oh, yes. Not her. No. Yes. Yeah. I know who you're talking about naming the two of them actually confused a lot because they look very similar, you know what I'm sure there's fans. Oh, god. Fucking stupid. I have a fucking excuse. I'm just letting you know right now. But you're right. I am wrong. Yeah. Because remember the other the person who played pad that wasn't hundred name.No, God your syrup but know, she, she's been on, too, but yeah. Natalie Portman is that. Portman, both look very similar. Oh, I know her her. Let's see what they say night, at least Wikipedia. Well. Yeah. Pirates of the Caribbean. Yes. Yes, she was she. She was something in Star Wars Episode one, whoever the fuck Abbas, whatever wasn't the one. Anyway, swan. For me. It was in black swan anyway. But all you gotta do is highlight your boobs, and tweet way, this, you can go and put moves in my pants like can I see what I would I would look like with augmented testicles pulled my dick like bad. I code. Yes. What would I look like with grapefruit-size nuts? Well, the largest setting you can go is three hundred ninety CC's Oko, y'all go and have fun three. What is three hundred ninety CC's equal out? Like a double d. The boob whisper. What I don't even have how am I supposed to? I'm just saying, well, you're supposed to know this shit. Sometimes I do more research than others, so that you can. I wanted to with three hundred ninety CC's looks like minnows. Find out it's got to be the metric system. That's why backwards. It's, it's medical terms. Fucking weird people. See, say in your system measuring things that makes a lot more sense bullshit. How do we keep secret knowledge secret if the fucking measuring system like makes complete sense? You don't get it. You know what I mean? That's people with recipes no dad, my grandpa, the people that know it. Okay. So say something freak acts that they die. Now why I fucking hate I hate secret knowledge. So all of, you know, if if they're secret somebody, I know the recipe, but I'm not going to share it with another living soul. So next week when a mass murder happens an I'm killed. It dies with me. Sorry has occurred a cancer too bad. The recipe but never taste the same. When you do it because I tell you, everything, like, why don't you why don't you just spitting it like most people and say, look, I'll give you the recipe. But you won't you won't you won't make it is good as I will. Right. So I mean you can try but you're just gonna fucking racket so just come to me, and I'll give it to you every time. Well, let's talk about my friend for a minute XB is in Miami is kind of, like avian award sort of thing if you guys it's the it's for porn. Well. Of rhino mine. It was up for some awards, and he's down there. But now he's laid up. He had a little bit actually. He ended up in the hospital accident. It's well, unfortunate situation that the sense you got it. Well addict set. Yeah. Oh boy. Yeah. He ended up in the hospital. He, he took this medication from his doctor. But one of the side effects of the medication says it could give you twelve hour erections and appro prolapsed heinous. And if he didn't get the prolapse. No. So he got one of these raging power or actions, and he had to get seven injections and two incisions in his Cox, make the heart. I'll go down. He did. Wait twelve hours. You should not wait till you should like after an hour, a couple of hours, you should definitely go to the hospital because they can let the blood out of it before it, fucking literally hardens, and then they gotta do what they did to him. And you know things didn't cut you up. And you know what I mean, I'm pretty sure he was filming at the time. So it's kind of old gone away. Baby like every time you came home with those fucking pills. Different stuff that we found out were made in another country. That was literally. See being celled sold in porn store, as like, you know, twenty forty coat we eat or whatever, and I tried all of those things she worked in the porn star and that one yet, you'd have a raider for like hours. And I would just rail you until you couldn't walk. Puck and take it and I go guess what you do this to me. This is your fault, you're going to deal with it. Am I wrong? Am I fucking wrong out there? I don't wanna take this pill. I didn't go by the pill. You came home, where they did you're like this. Okay. And I take these things and a lot of them don't fuck it.But this, this was like you ten minutes half. An hour later you look down to go. Holy Jesus, my God. Smack it with a book, and it wouldn't go away hard, it hurts. Holy fuck like shudder. Slightly purple. Oh, that looks. Oh. Now, bend over bitch. Don't care mouth throat as pushing something. Bend the knee. Yeah, there were crazy and I do not drug, your girlfriend's boyfriend significant others. Don't don't drug that. I'm not advocating this. But sometimes I bring home stuff, and I wouldn't tell him because I wanted to see if it was either in his head or whatever blind study. Yeah. Sometimes I, I would jug his beverage or his food, because there was this one pill, you can break it open and sprinkling on stuff for stuff. And it was undetectable. There's no flavor though, smell. Residue. Several one time he did that was skittles, and attorney gay for a month. Well, fucking skittles. He's three. It's fun for me. Who's your little friend there? Oh, yeah. Damn anyway, your friend had to get things like poke and prod. He and he showed me, he sent me a picture of it. I was like, holmquest pick for once I didn't even request it. Well. Really do because I'm asking what happened. And he's like let me tell ya. It's all like from the middle of the shaft down to his balls bruise, like looks like it really looks like pulled out too far. Some chickens riding him and like got up and came back down at like snapped in half or something. It can't be more odd-looking than the people who've Accu pump. High pressure vacuum pumping debt literally make their cock fill up the size. The vacuum device, a tubes like the size of a fucking fosters can or they put so much pressure negative pressure that they're fucking. Cock would fill it up. And then they take it off and it would be purple in. You could hear it. Film Arnold foam. Her or even the saline injections to oh, God. That's right. Or they just like the little needle under the skin. And that just hang the fucking bag and you're like. Remember there used to be a water filled toys, like rubber thing that you basically, it was like a jerk off sleeve was throwing some warm water for a little line. Fuck it up. And go for town. I thought that's what it was four to be honest. No, it was a kid's toy. Fucking blush. Llama. Walmart fuck Lama this in sell. Whatever gonna do with it. Serve all righty. American so stupid. It's no, we're not large was so stupid. There's this Paul washer and totally looks like a jerk off sleeve. You go to the register. Oh, what kind of dog do you have? That this week. And I'm a kinda surprised that you don't have it or you didn't lead with. We're talking about Florida. There is a Florida man who has just a charged with attempted murder. Now he was doing something with his wife girlfriend, and she was shot. They were doing four play with a gun. Something four play with a gun. She got shot took her to the hospital. She died. He's in jail for attempted murder. Do there's a story about, like it was very similar to that? A couple of years ago that we talked about this was this week. Yeah, no, I didn't I this week. Yeah, little little whatchamacallit pre hand pre-sex. Wow. The term, I can't believe what I remember like have wasn't Indians. Bye. Bye. Motherfucker. I just wanted to I wanted to where she shot was it up Sach. I know I know I'm into the thrill. There's, you know that there are girls and guys who are who would be completely like into insertion with with gun peril. I, I know a girl and she does scary sometimes, but she, she likes to have a gun to her head while she's giving. There you go. And if it's not is it wrong? I you know, no, it's what's supposed to be it saying safe and something else. I don't remember all of them. So many roles nobody rules yet.It's supposed to be saying safe in south thing out of the emerald Spence along with us. I do like it. No. I've seen enough weird shit. I can pass on that. Yes. Seeing weird shit like online. There are some experiences you have to be in the same room with. I don't know. Why could it completely changes? Your, your idea of what like you. Oh, my that, that is while while completely different when you're watching the video. Yeah, it just brings it right to life and does really right in front of your face. If they're not getting paid to do that. No. Just so he could watch them do this. Dot dot dot. We're audience for dissipation now. Hi. Welcome to the hotel. Here's a poncho. You're gonna need it. It's because the people that have had us come over and watch them do strange. Fetish he stuff there. I wouldn't say always disappointed. But you could see their faces. They want a reaction like people that we have visited they wanted us to react, not in a negative, bitching manner, but in a shocked and you could tell when they look at us and, and, and, you know, we've seen weird shit. I mean we saw dude loses nuts accidentally we've seen people play in poo. We've seen people do anima fund Greek showers shows vacuum pumps fucking leading, God blood play of all sorts and kinds of large object insertion. Yeah. And you would you take that shit's face fake? Take that shit up there. Yes. Some, some chicks have the back cave of, but not all. I can't believe that you maintained. I contact to the whole thing. Ling. No win thing. What's your problem? It's like I don't you know, we watch a lot of shit like we've seen a lot and like participated at a lot. And really, I mean I'm not shocked. I'm just it takes a lot to really you. Get more reaction outta me. If you'd like slathered miracle whip on your same. Oh. A tablespoon America. You're so vile filthy forever, clean. I don't think we friends. I, I can't I can't I don't know who you are. So fucking tasty. Fine time. I'll get you a tiny little jar. I mean I don't like it on everything. But every once in a while the Tang zip is fucking. Nice looking. I tell you should not be sweet. Okay, whatever to call it whatever you want. Go colored dressing. I don't care what you call it, it is a little zippier for when you want zippy, male awful. Yeah. Anyway, most being gross, there is a group of gross young men, and they made a pretty nasty invention. I'm all for creativity and science and inventing shit and star. But however, they have created underwear that you can wear for a week without washing. Cool. No, that's fuck in handy. What are you talking about? Well, the boys are in their twenties. And they, they say that the skivvies only need to be washed a couple times a month science. They said it's, it's a special ingredient that will special ingredient in is silver which kills ninety nine point nine percent of all okay. Don't let all the little razz people at their get riled up about Kaleida silver. Over everything. Apparently, it does. Well, the company is called organic basics, and they say that it's not it's not an advocate laziness and being grows. They said. It's the thing about saving the environment, sustainable fashion is what they do. And it's the silver coating in the material kills virtually all IT area and odor in the garment. So it doesn't smelly balls. Yeah. See what's wrong with that nothing wrong, you go by manufacturers directions. And it says a week. So fuck you. It's a week anyway and it's also made up one hundred percent recycled material and to pack of men's boxers are going to set you back, sixty five bucks, and then women songs are going to be fifty six so since you were just mentioning the razz daddy, Sean rouse Patillo of we do. We do our, our live broadcasts on wras radio live dot com. Even though it's rats are S radio razz, don't ask me, why people but, but you did see the, the signal sent to him from the aliens above with the persistent contrails shape of a dick.I just I just wanna throw that out there, please let Sean no the aliens. We're talking to reckless to him. If you guys did not know, or see this someone said that it didn't mean to look like a dick that they were doing a pattern drills. But there, there was a smoke trail, in, in the sky that looked like a giant, dick and balls yet. Some people call them Chem trails, you know, now, nowadays, all of the tin foil, hat wears. Call them persistent contrails and, and yeah. Shape of a dick. It's a Sterckele. It's from the aliens talking shawny. As one more thing that we'll talk about Facebook is going back to his origins as the hot or not website that they had for college students. Well, there's going to be a new feature called secret crush now. Dating world secret crush will allow Facebook dating to like you can select up to nine friends and secret crush on the you want express interest in it. If they match you, then you can talk to each other. Right. If you. Yeah, if you have the same person on your list, and they're like. Data. They don't know that you have the secret crush and they put you as a secret crush. Exactly. So if you're if you could have this, you know, unrig. No. Every Jude on Facebook, just gonna put every girl that's in their friends list on the secret crush in case, do nine you know what, that sounds like that's definitely going to be way to creep in stock potentially murder people. No, I wasn't taking that I was thinking it's going to completely. It's the eight lots of people banging other people when they're married or with other people because I bet being anyway, being married in your status probably going to prevent you from picking other people as your fucking secret crush. Do putting putting married on your status. Nobody even fucking. New feature. I'm talking about literally, they could not allow it for people who are married. You're not allowed to doesn't work for you. So you have to listen. You know what I mean of the ethical thing to do it would be not big on ethics on Facebook unless you have come on your face. And if you have come on your face, now good. Or if it's nipple, no nipples evil. Anyway. All right. Well that's it for the week. We're gonna get outta here for tonight. So I hope everybody has a wonderful rest of their weekend and week, a c do you have anything for me? All right. Guys will coming up in August Tampa Bay screams in Tampa. I will be there so three day event, and all your hard core exploitation movies and shit. Come and have some fun other net. That's pretty much all I got. So I'm gonna go wipe the sweat off of my titties. Big and strip probably a completely naked. Maybe make some popcorn. I don't know. That's just what I do. So yes, I'll see. Does.