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05/11/2019 New shirts coming soon... You blocked me on FaceBook, now you're going to die... The change is coming... Gay Mormon, and he is not happy... Cock rings and what they add to your life... Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla... Death wile having sex... Warm and squirmy is good for me... Steam cleaning your fuck doll... Would you want you electric scooter to make sex noises? These Australian scooters do... Florida man arrested for his car sticker. He likes to eat ass... Episode of "Rule 34"... Works better with the mic on... Kid's party unicorn cake or giant golden dildo... Tampon themed cocktail... Man cuts off his cock and balls, just for the look... Death House? What happened there... Go to the spa and get a cum facial... Blueberry porn... Florida man, vapes his friends cum... Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla.

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The following program contains adult content Crasnick language of sexual manner completely irresponsible advise, along with some things, you'll wish you could hear. If you are under the age of eighteen easily offended, or like to judge others based on their sexuality, please turn us off. For those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. Because I was fucking the shit out. That girl is a hot aspic. Gasman. Shit. Katie's world in ten nine eight seven six fine. Katie's needs starts now. Are you ready to dress? You wanted to play dress up. Don't you? Come on. Elmo. And now live from rule thirty four studio. I bring you a girl that can never seem to remember this eighth word here. She is your host the one, the only kinky Katie Hello. Hello, and welcome to this show host gooky and rid me as always is my favorite toy mistress. Yeah, we have a fun show for you tonight as well as a new kids. Nan. We're coming to you live from razz radio dot com. Kinky Katie radio dot com and radio chaos dot net. Volley are now. I don't know. Our guys over there radio. Chaos. They always server on. I don't know the only show on or what? On on maybe on Saturday night in order to me. Well, I know he's not going to be doing any of his shows, California, very now gallivanting about Alvin recalling with his new girlfriend. Okay. That's right. Oh my goodness. So as C might be a star. Well, because until Joyce submitted your pictures in for part. Oh, well good. Good. Glad for them. I mean, I hope it's not like any banjo playing stuff, but I mean it is for hill. Billy. Time you've got the green beard. Exactly. They could make it can do that. There is a I had a very I've got I've got more new followers, because this guy saw a picture of the logo, and he said, this would be really cool shirt. That was the last round of sure he's an or like a sign on a dive bar, and I'm like they were shirts. I said I posted a Victor. This is our fan over in the UK. Andy, he, he posted a picture on Twitter of wherein. We're in the show. He always likes to dress up. Toront-. He wasn't earned or the same to say. Generally wears the idea where you sat him. Yes. Along with two shirt. It's pretty odd though. Yeah. I think it's flattering. So I think that soon we should be putting out a new T shirt because they've had a lot of people asking, I got a couple ideas. Yes. And I do like your idea. See we'll come out with one, sir. So if you're listening to it like, you know, it'll only be able for like a month again. So get them by can cause you know what happens is we. We put them out people buy them. But then, then inevitably right after it's all done campaign over. Troops people act t-shirt. We're not stocking these things now. No, no. Would you just just a campaign, just just easy peasy come on? If you're liking those screw up and you'll get to yes. Last batch the last batch for those who ordered them the first ones that came out weren't good, they, they, they, they did something to our image and made them look really weird.So I read you the average sediment, and everybody got a second chair for free. Yeah. Go along with the what do we call them? The irregular shirt limited fuck ups. That's right. That's right. That's what they were. There's a way we had talked about in the pre show if you listened today about the new dip shit theater that I had because I hadn't posted one in a while about a guy who's being all sorts of annoying. Yes. Well, I had blocked him and he's got multiple counts does because he's back. Well he came back today. And I looked back in the messages, he actually started this shit with me in January of two dozen. That was over a year ago, persisted. And at least, you know, at least you know it's not like he's doing this to every girl in the world. You know what I mean? He is actually fixated on you. And I knew him to the same thing was. I'm deaf. I'm like I said, oh, no, I'm not doing this again. You get real annoying real fast. No, sexy, please picture, love you. And I'm like. And then people were loving. I posted it all. Facebook can Katie radio? You can go read it the last one. All right. I'm giving you two more messages before I block you so make it worth it. And you said, thank you at me, and I was too. Oh boy. I did get an offer today to be a co host on another podcast. Really? Yeah. I said, I say, let me think about us as long as it doesn't conflict with my show, you know, listening. And he, he used to have a pretty big podcast and sponsors. And all that sorts of shit. And he's thinking about starting it up again and asked if I would consider being his cO. You'd miss Ana care hurt as they can't. They can't say my I do. I'd still do this show. I wouldn't be stopping doing that show. Got to be like going to a regular battery powered vibrator. Exactly what you'd be doing. Skip that mine and fair that mind be like an hour and a half to two hour show and, and the studios like forty minutes away. Oh Jesus weekly. I know what things why would you don't understand now? It's forty minutes away. And now for like two and a half. Two hours. Yeah. Oh shit. Balls batman. Yeah, I don't know. You know, you just, hey, look, I'll Skype. Well, that's what I had asked to call in Skype in or was, you know, it's studios where where's it port Richie? I'm like, whoa. That's would like to jogging week lease. Pasco county. So. Yeah, no, he's, he's a really nice guy. He actually he does. He he's a photographer to a lot of sushi stuff. Okay. Yeah. So I don't know that told him I said, yeah, I don't guess, what's, what are you talking about? Because I wasn't familiar with the show, and then like one of the things maybe a little bit of politics. I will stop right there. I do not politics. I could not tell you who fracking, ninety five percent of the people talking about CNN. Well, you know, more than you lead on because you do hear some of it. You know what I mean? I do doesn't mean I retained it. I've been fucking forgetting shit. Like, like crazy lately. Have you? I don't know. I, I really don't know. My hormones are all out of fucking wack. Yeah. Yeah. It's getting worse and worse at worst. The change. Because my PMS is awful. I mean I just wanna bite. Everybody's off. Like I, I haven't noticed. Sleeping better now. So you're not having. And when you close your eyes on your fading it. What are you talking about? I'm not faking it. If I close about is, I'm sleeping or dozing one or the other one, did he ever you wanna call it depends on what initiative as is. We're not doing that. Oh my gosh. Well, the there's a valid Korean of the Mormon college, and he's also he's a Mormon himself, but he came out as gay in his speech to his class guess. Yeah. K- mormon. Yes. Not anymore. He's not not anymore. I don't I that's that's like because they Bill shut your ass.That's what surely will he said he'd already come out to his parents, but his friends had absolutely no idea. And I'm thinking, okay. Trust me, if people know when your day no, they don't that's a -sarily though. Most of the time a friend of mine, I had a friend of mine, he's like, oh, there was one night. He's a cruiser. Some, some Bush came in, for sure. Come on. It's just not all is what I'm saying a lot of times. Yes. Yes, my friend was a high. It does seem like, like he's very cock Centric, one person, or another, certainly. You know what I mean? He's seen that. Manteca. Popsicle. Lourdes, Tim oppressive. She's impressive. Don't even ask him about the double. Suck. My corn dog. Minoa hockey friend of mine a hockey player he can I come talk to you. I'm sure what's really need to talk to someone who has talked to I'm like, okay so he came over when I was living in my parent's house, we were in. I think we're in high school or maybe but are, but we're having a cocktail in the back porch news. I think of gay. And. Okay. I could've told you that I mean, even though we had sex usually gay guys, you know, we'll fuck the fact girls not telling me the new. Yeah. All right. How could you tell goes, is it my truck? I'm like, no. Because he had a little splash. Splash pickup checks. It was big in the nineties anyway. But. No. I'm like I don't care like, whatever I was with a guy we met at, at the bar voca, and we will he wants me to my car. And then he kissed me really liked it. I did so grow with it. What are you doing? Don't panic. And then we talk for while you because we were busy living our lives and stuff. And then he's like, I'm like, oh, how are things Ben? He's like, yeah, he's using man Joe or whatever's boyfriends making my parents dinner tonight. I'm like, oh. Love it. Yeah. I was very happy for him. But it was it was. No, it was no big deal. You know, I definitely I'm sure it's, it's for anybody to come out to family. However, it's a little better than it used to be. But you're not a Mormon guy coming out to his congregation either. That's true. Do that. Do not sauce and his fucking throat for share. Hi. Oh my Mormon friends, everybody that I know I will no longer be talking to you, because you are gonna leave my ass. Yeah. We're gonna maybe walk outside and threw rocks at me. The pants aren't yet. I don't want to go to pants please areas, the words he's the worst offender of Ackley. So I think, and I, I know there's a lot of people out there that would agree with me, but I think that cock rings, are very overlooked as a sexual accoutrements cocker, Joe. Yeah. Okay. Well. Just like the look of, of cogs was cut on sometimes. Tmz sometimes, I mean they often come in metal or leather rubber. And what they do is they constrict the blood vessels to keep your Carter and more sensitive. Yes. Well, cock rings are not just for old men, like most people think they're not just for erectile dysfunction. Dysfunctions either. Total. Double up on it today. Blab. I'm feeling empire. That's what it is. Doing the shadows. Iowa's, binging it. Okay. So. Well, they can still. Enhance your sexy times if you have. No trouble at all. But also, those guys before they're gonna screw go for the first time they get like nervous, dick. I don't. I don't think if you've ever had that you seem to be ready to go all the time. No matter what the situation is. I mean, we have fucked in front of a lot of people like. Yes, you're like whatever. And it said help that we were generally southeast. That's true. I mean that's are also route, you know, who knows shared be fine that was one that you never got whiskey. Dick. Yeah. Yeah. Well did. I remember. And here again, you know true. Yeah. But we may not remember. Not that I remember there were definitely times where I pass out. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. After the whole yards hard. Oh, yeah. That's it happens. I'm like that. That's a pretty cool thing. It's like is. I don't know. Finished burst.What? I do feel bad for the people that, that they're the person that there would dies during Zach got. I don't even wanna like that would freak me out entirely it really would and I can deal with some weird shit, but dead person. Oh whoa. Oh. What if you don't know right away until, like the bows, release? Bows release. Oh, doesn't necessarily happen right away. That's what I'm saying. Like. Yeah. But what does it shoot out of the shoot shoot right away? So saying, that's all right. I'll say he's gonna stop moving you're going to realize that by the time we he's pulled on you or maybe not maybe just maybe so fuck it a lady. Oh, dead push. Well, you know, some people straight out that return on, I know, I know people are into limp that Che's there in women. There are people that just don't move during sax day. They're unconscious or dead, some he blur, necrophiliac's. And usually they just cut a slit and fuck it. Yeah. Net grove answers, you gotta love them. I don't know. Like what do you heal is for that at all? I thought I just don't count. I it's the complete opposite of what I go for you. Like I like warm warm and squirmy, warm and squirm. He's good. And like cold in motionless, who? Wow. Yeah. It's not it's no good for me, there is. There's a me was his. What's the best thing about fucking a dead Hooker? The Senate pair. So the second hour is free. Second even all free. She's dead you weekend at Bernie's. Chit. This is my new my new stall peaches. Oh, god. I feels like there's someone else jerk me off. She looks just like the girl that works shrimp club. I had her that way. Smell this Honey. Why do you why do you have all these Christmas trees, hanging all over? What's, what's the deal with that bizarre? Others. What hanging out her crotch? Wow. Weird. Oh pressure hose. What's that patch on the top for head for although although she'd probably be cleaner than the Barcelona fuck dolls. Yeah. That sex breath. They were talking about two and there's like you can't get Nestea d from sex. Well, yeah. Sure. Sure, you could has a relic party favor and then just let it fester. I mean, there's fluids, anything that could be fucking switched by fluids. Whatever that kinda shit is you're susceptible to come on now just saying. They like almost would have to have you witnessed the fuck and steam cleaning of that bitch, before you, fucked it, you know what I mean. If you don't know we're talking about. Awhile ago. There used to be a sex, doll, brothel Barscelona, and there's been a few that popped up around the world here, and there Evie Katie, we always wanted to how the fuck clean and you say what's going on? Are they are they? Well, is it really ever clean? You know. I mean you have to pay extra for the first run on a doll. She's is. Do they like auctioner off? This is my doll. Amy's rigidity. I'll cellar to you for one hundred dollars Popper Jerry. Now, they actually did the for the first pop it was more expensive, really? Yes. Okay. They could just be selling everybody, though. Exactly. Do look there's a sticker, why is it? I'll thirty. Because if you guys have ever been to a porn store, and they have this little, like try me sampler. It's usually a little pussy that squishy made out of the Cyrus gets stuck on the outside of the package. So you can feel it. Those things are so fucking nasty, and dirty. You can't even clean that shit off. That's just from people like just touching Hoke it out, it, we're not talking about actually stick their waiters. What's going on us? Yeah. There's gotta be a special method. I'd almost have to watch it. Get get fucking like it has to be certified by inspector twelve they have the they have the windows like a car wash. You can sit in the way and your watch it go by. That's one of the whole splaying Ha's. Ause scrub down. Right. Oh, look there's us, there's shifts like it would be cool, if you could like prolapse her vaj, you know, just fold that shit inside out. Well that way you could see, you know what? As an shut that shit, right? Back in there. That would be the ultimate and sex doll and pick the one, you want by all of them are sitting there, there's pink socks hanging outside their crotch. Looks nice.Yeah. Exactly. Exactly an eerie or there's gotta be a way to, like, just switch out the holes. You know what I mean? Like there's a pussy insert. And you slap that bad boy, in their slap, the mouth, insert slap the ENA censored. And then you got a fresh insert, every damn time, then it wouldn't be so fucking heroin slight. Yes. Like a flashlight. Yeah. You have your own jacket. It's disposable or you buy like like any machine though. You buy like a monthly subscription and you have your little locker with your flashlight, pussy insert, and you go fuck Barbara the sex doll, anytime you want with your insert, you know what I mean? And hopefully you're the only one that's been using your toys. Well, no. Yours is locked in a locker your pussy your, your mouth, your anus is all act in your fucking versatile locker. It's like going to the steakhouse at having your own life. But, you know, you should be the only one that had the key soccer what? I'm saying. Why would be a locker I like a locker that you lock other people out of. What locked means what is locker mean. Anyway, because some people have emergency. He's why. No, we have bolt cutters for that. Okay. I'm just saying was my thing, open air will then mean that's like that's like, like accepting a bottle of whisky where the seal is broken. You don't do it. How do that. I asked the jazz legend. What's his name Johnson? Tell you kill them. We watched that awhile. Yo I did. Yeah. Use fell asleep. Crossroads on, on Netflix. Yeah. Pretty good. Pretty good fuck doc. Really? Oh, there is a numerous amount of electric scooter, scooter skews gear. There's this company, it's called lime. Okay. Well, they've been taken off the streets in Australia after they reported to been they were hacked. They say and then they're making sexual and appropriate. Comments to the writers. You sure got a nice sunny feet. I like your feet. Other dirty. They said that they had found as many as eight the had to be taken out because they're audio files were changed. The ally. It got it got realize why do public electric scooters have audio files? I don't understand. I don't I don't know. Like like you just gloss. Right. Yeah. Obviously public electric scooters I've audio files. Well, tally, these do, like one of them said, okay. If you're going to ride my ass, and please pull my hair. All right. That was Dr I came out of one of the scooters voice was an Australian accent, though, probably. But I don't. You probably. Just because it's an Australian. No, I don't watch into. I know using just make fun of me even worse, say everything says the racist going out of your mouth. Well, you know what do you what do? Yeah. Well, it just does. Hey, dama. It's your fault. I just looked like Becky. Oh. You were raised very Caucasian. Karen sister. That's much it so anything that sounds remotely remotely races. Even though like normal. People could say it, and it's completely fine to say, sometimes I gotta check you ago. Maybe you ought to take that phrase out of your vocabulary. Listen, joanne. Gail. It sounds a little weird coming out of your mouth. It just does say mean at though. No. Like I said, anybody else could say it, and it sounds fine legs on something. And then, you'll shoot me a look what. And then you just like baby. And then I'm just like I'm like, oh. See the look on your shoes. Yeah. There's, there's a Florida man. He was arrested for a sticker on the back of his truck. It just I e s. And he was on his way home, and he got pulled over by the cops, and the, the cost was like your cigarette relates, the state's obscene material. Stature, he's like and. What, what would what would a parent explain how it apparent explain to small child about it says. Well, it's not that fun guys fall. It's the parents issue to deal with. That's right. I mean. Okay. I'm wearing a shirt that has myself lingerie spread out with the whip. I don't care what you tell that kid what it is. I mean why is the kid looking at that anyway? What's going on? Who knows if the kid is old enough to read. He probably knows what eating asses. Well, you know, I'm just saying. Are you talking about pants cheer? All guy got arrested for sticker on the back of the shark says I eat ask, oh, well, she's tonky eater.It's gotta have a picture of a donkey right next to it. And then no said, what is that? Obviously, he thinks donkeys delicious. Well, by talkie. I mean big giant cock. Doc. Kinky Kelly sexy Steed. Anyway. Well, he wasn't ticket, and I notice to appear, then the guy's the officers like you need to alter the sticker guys, like no fuck you first amendment. And well, they are fair for resisting an officer without violence, which is ridiculous. And it's a misdemeanor and he also got charged with possession of, of seeing material sticker, and which is another misdemeanor. Well, the guy's truck impounded, and it was twenty five hundred bucks bail or bond was it or? Yeah. Truck. Yes. Is truck pedophile. What's going on now but he's going to be arraigned later this month. And then there is an update, they actually they dropped all the charges through some of type people out there. You know what I mean there is, you know, he's he's, he's part of the look, look, a lot of asking what the hell was that? What was the trick daddy, bottom booty eaters, something anyway, we just we just watched to trick daddy on it. And he's eatable gang e-voting Buddha. Guests rise trick daddy special. He went all into it describing. This is fucking. First, we feast. Yes show on YouTube if you haven't caught I dig something about watching people burn their mouth off and try to answer questions. It's pretty good. I like it. Yeah, I feast. That's check them out. I think we're going to go to it episode of rule thirty four. And when we come back, we're going to have a brand new TIs man. And speaking of periods. Yeah, you're not gonna like this. We'll be back. Yum. It's time for a tasty and refreshing snack. Plus, she lovers out there. The pleasures KMart is selling an on. Alama dog toy, but has a lot of people having mad. It's not an affair. If you guys haven't watched like the was emperor's new groove is a fundraiser, bantam, how those movies make me laugh. But a lot of things we laugh. So I guess that's not really target David fade. Late it anyway. Well, this it's like a Dougie it's like a dog punchy it's, it's doggies. Luckily it has a push. Walmart K mart, K mart. And somebody posted a Twitter like blue ball special, and I'll blue ball special I'll five. Are we supposed to treats there? Like what does the sport? Bucket for people that are already. Do you think actually got the bluebell joke? I love you. You don't you? Yeah. Another person said fucking pervert that it just shows. What kind of person you are, to think the way you know, that's not the way we think? Want? It is what's going to happen, and it's not going to have it because I said, this mayor. Somebody's gonna fuck that, I'm telling you, you put a perfect pushing his ass. Built that into that. What, what did you think what is going to happen with the whole that you put? What was what was supposed to be the point of the fucking vacuous? Fuck hole in the backside. Like see they wanted it to be. It was it was most people as he that's China biggest put in. They just put it in the wrong. Well, whatever you make a buck like, well, we can't let those do you think do you think the makers of said, fuck llama? You know, it's probably China somewhere. So somewhere Beijing. Do you think that they belong done, or they knew what they were doing or that they literally got a plush toy that they're like, we're gonna copy this one, and it has his whole back here? We don't know why. But we're gonna leave it because this what has it? Or do you think they're going? We're gonna flood American market with fuck Lama. I don't know. But there was a couple of people that that posted videos on Twitter. They sewed it up. Oh. No. With the toll. Welcome back to kinky world on raspberry dot com.Can you radio dot com and bring them dot net? You gave me on the Twitter later at Katie radio. Thank you radio dot com catering, you a g mail dot com and on Facebook, and Katie green. If you know those three games my name. Google. You can find anywhere that live as well. What? Your whiteness, is showing. I like it. I do it works better. When I turned my. No, no. He missed that radio goal. Yeah, it was pretty gold. See, now the why should just say my weight is. Hear your cookies. All the here hear me like do the other side of year, my just because we're close together. I don't know possibly. Yeah. A little bit. That's okay. Don't forget me this picture weighing completely viral. I all I mean all over the internet. This sport. Couple went to this child's birthday party. The kid was like three years old, and it's supposed to be unicorn. Themed party. Okay. Well, they had ordered a unicorn cake. I've seen these before and they're their cute except the horn is a gold dildo. All right. They used a literal dildo. Looks exactly like adult. I'll come on. Isn't until though or dick now it looks like it looks like it's like an uncircumcised one sort of no looks like a dick, not a dildo. It looks like a gold dick. That's take. All right. So this goal dick. Just in. That's like the PR person for, for the K companies like no, no, no. It looks like a dildo swear. It doesn't look like a real deck. It's no, no. Never know that there are no golden reel Dix. I know there was an Austin powers will be about besides the really big movie. That went everywhere. There have been no other golden. Dick's, it looked just like Dicks, obviously dildo. No. You remember the second little mermaid's castle on the front of her V just cover, which I there was did have a golden deck on it. Yes, it did. Because I on the little mermaid, yes, I'm dick on the cover Dicks on the cover. Right. But the Ps on the glad. The Dicks on the cover. I don't know what to, to have to each other last. Okay. I don't know. I think things yeah. Whatever. I could I could feel like put to beat on the Griddle. You know something like that. Something like, you know, put the eggs in pan. Talk, baby. On the glass, complete crazy cat lady talk that is and only cat ladies hundred stand exactly what the fuck you're talking about cat daddy's too, because you've said it I well, because look on Mary, too, I'm like, you're like the mother kittens. That's right. You know, mother dragons on television where the mother of kittens look over, and they'll be like three of them on you sleeping on me. I'll just got very I'm so hot. You're hot fucks like here. It's like, and then we have the destroyer of knees and the destroyer of, of, of studio. Oh, all of our little microphone, Cousy talking climbing laws, literally surely up at the top of my padded, fucking wall. That's all cool that I spent all kinds of time. Mystic, panels and shed he's knock it down, who's dick panels from the ceiling or even did it when they were kittens, though, he's just the next one online, looking at, like thirty thumb, tacks fucking. Quilty of his by my chairs walking over here bare feet good. I'm probably going to step out a pussy deserve it whenever baby. Take that little cabin. Oh, you don't even pointed him out. I look at a little tiny kitten outside my window when it's forty degrees he's. He's on his creek and hardly what. What the fuck am I supposed to do that? Like how, like how am I supposed to not take that in? That's right.I said, I was gonna tell you what the humane society that extend your new. Yeah. He's already here Faulk. He made it through the door. Have you made a tad far he deserves it God? Damnit. Exactly. Well, it seems like everywhere you go. Sometimes there's a like there's like every bar. You go to have a signature cocktail, or nude Ventian or craft beer and chip. Well, one in Ohio, this establishment invented something to stand out so they hoped they would stand out road, this bar is getting notoriety from drink served with tampon in it. All right. Yeah. It's called the can't even literally. And people immediately. It's that whole trying to stay with ties Metra cycles. You know what stigma? I mean it's just you know what I mean. There's no fucking stigma. It's just women. You have to deal with something that's unpleasant to you. It's just unpleasant for you. That's Messier and some energy. But some guys they, you know, they'll rule he'll put like, like I don't eat because you see people rubbing natural juice all over their face and cool. Whatever you feel like playing it. I have my Red Wings. I'm not like like anti anything. I just I don't think there's the same. This isn't second-grade anywhere. Twelve whatever grade, you start bleeding sex. Ketchup sixth grade seventh grade you start having Avin cycles, and your friends make fun of you. It doesn't your adult. Everybody gets it. You know what I mean? Yeah, so, but it really sucks. So they're serving tampons and fucking Bloody Mary. No, not bloody Marys. It's actually it's a berry Margarita that says to embody the menstrual cycle, and then it's got like this like red on top. Then it comes with. Tampon applicators, garnishing side. The drink. So the idea, I guess, is to make people not squeamish around it. Okay. Yeah. And then, you know whatever they save, but most of the harsh harsh reactions have come from women. That's what I'm saying. They're like, dude. Don't be ashamed of your body. It's fucking natural. And, you know, just like I said, at the end of the day, you could not be shamed by, but it doesn't mean it's a happy time for you like L. It's not a happy time. That's what I'm saying. Like if it's not a happy time, do you want to be reminded of it. And when you're fucking cocktail. No. Or it could be great to order it when if you're like going, there by yourself with a group of friends, you don't wanna be bothered by the dudes and gal tampon drinks met. Get. Nope. Nope. For me. It would be fun for for shock value, something like that. But that's true. Other than that, I you know, I don't know. I'm not stigmatized by your, your master all this, Dan, the creator of it said that it's just to get people talking about women's health and Anna dollar for every from every tampon drink. Get donated to domestic to the local domestic of to the to the needle post fund. In a pulse. Yeah, I we're going to have that telephone plugging oppose because they say you can donate the tampon to view don't want the tampon drink. Oh, yes. Tony hit it, please. I don't wrong. Good. Without it. Thank you. So you can get it with or without at the end of the day, it's gonna soak up half of my fucking liquor. Now is just the applicator. So basically, you're wasting the tampon just putting plastic applicator about recycling. They're getting used ones. They're getting used applicators out of the garbage, and guess, stop he'd squeamish punk stop fucking Skwebe. Eat my shit eat it. Oh my God. Stray shen. Event stray Shen. Disgusting. That would be absolutely fucking awful. If you think of a drink, what do happens with, with the people use the cops, you know, somewhere, the cups, usually that you wash them out, and then you use them again. I can't see that being cool ios sometime in. Love those things. I just can't. I can't I like the idea does it sound awesome today. No meeting, or I mean, I'm not a woman but having like a, you know, a container basically full of menstruation that just kind of vacuum suck to your, you know what I mean. It just it sounds like potential for when you change thing there. SEI's. Hell, maybe not. I don't know. I don't even have what I've never had a period shark week still waiting for my period. So God, yet, we're not a woman yet. Well. We do with you. Well, all right. So I think this is a this is a tad extreme.But that's just my opinion. But ritter. Whatever makes you happy. But Twenty-three-year-old cut off his balls at his Weiner with a ceramic knife. So he could be genital free or called nulla. Okay. No. And you L. Okay. Nick. Thing they just cut their balls off. Right. I don't know. Is it everything I could be everything? I'm not sure I'm not very, very unique knowledge. Well, he watch a game of thrones tomorrow night. Maybe they'll tell us I doubt it will have a unique at it. We could just look it up. We have the technology. Now fact, check something or have a question negative. What are we back when we were kids negative, we had to believe what our parents? Anyway, he kept his he kept his junk in his mother's freezer until she threw it out. He's like, what, why are you keeping this? Well, he I cut off his balls. In a little do it yourself project. Okay. And in his apartment in the eight months later, that's when he laughed off his weighing in a hotel room. And he says that he, he, he sterilized the blade and everything, and he used the ceramic, because it's sharper than steel. Is that he only took a couple of painkillers and like an Oxy he said half of an Oxy that he got from when he took his balls off? Okay. And a little bit of light a hang up a little bit now. He said it really didn't didn't hurt at all. And he didn't take many painkillers. I think his just will wanted to do it so bad. I guess he kind of just dealt with a better. I mean he went to the hospital directly after each one of his slice and dice, then. No, no. He didn't. He didn't eat it like that one that's where we saw that, that HBO show you cut each other's wings off fiction. But yes, you never know. People could do that people have I don't know about net exact scenario where they beat off the internet cut meat and a hotel and each other. That's you know, that's that's you go deep on that one. Things happened do have him. But that, that my friend is wow. Wow, I don't know. I could see it happening really could I don't know. Well, this guy's became interested in doing this when he was just fifteen years old. Like since he was fifteen and he said, he met this, this Nello who went by the name gelding. Yeah, he's a gelding not ago fling. No, no. The Olsen twins they need to make make remake that hardcore there. They made partout don't wanna partout I want them fuck. You just let me see the first time without jump t- too many hopes fucking Disney. Everything's is Disney. It is now. Oh, that's right. Well, maybe they'll release a Jim Henson motherfucker. Let's see shit. And the thing that bothers me is just so much fucking CGI. Now, I want bring back amateur onyx bring back puppetry bring that cool shit. America book year Sissy street is in a bay. He's, you know what I mean? Yeah. Maybe you want live action puppets. Right. And your Patry. That's right. Okay. Well another. Oh, dude, another name for this is called a smoothie 'cause you're like smooth like a KENDALL. Okay. And some smoothies, have their nipples removed to these. Yeah. Nipples nipple stew on. That's right. You would be a smoothie. Yeah. You would be KENDALL. So the kid, the kid article said that here, dentist as non binary person who's into dudes. Okay. So, yeah, and he after the home surgery, you're like I said immediately to the hospital, but before that he had been using a catheter for a couple of weeks before he cut his dick off. And he wanted to make sure he was still able to p. You can actually have little tubes that you have, you know what I mean. They do they have like little like it's almost like a straw, like a metal straw, they, they made have been like seventeen eighteen hundreds and you can put it in your, your e throw. And that way you could aim it. You know what I mean? It's just doing it lady style. My sits down. Okay. Could be a Senator. He, he also he can still Jackie late because he's still got a prostate. He just doesn't have balls. I know. So it's still juice. So he's a scorer he'll choose. He's squirted while I wonder how you oh yeah. That's right. You know, little little prostate milky. Yeah. His boy, says boyfriend adjusted pretty well to the to the numerous some people just don't like their Cox, a cocktail want nothing it, you know, it seems kind of anti, you know, anti productive to me.But hey, if you don't like if you like cutting it up. Okay. You know you can't put it back. This can have an added dick to me, this is way more permanent attached to, you know, the permanent thing that they give us it's not really permanent. Pleasers. Yeah. And it's not gonna look the same regardless. Oh, speaking of tattoos. I know I'm totally going off to a different subject right now. But you're that terrible movie murder house or death house that we watched today house. Oh, crap. You really confusing. One to us that ended in a weird way. Yeah. Well, I put it I put it on Facebook. I was like, hey, just watches mood is anyone. I've got questioned talking about this and my friend said, oh my God. It's so funny. You said that I was thinking the same thing when I saw, like what the fuck happened. What's Lert Lert, but I won't know. If you watch it on that flakes, you're gonna have to just what the vocab and at the end. Please tell us how we spoil something we just didn't understand because he's like, what is the beginning part have to do with the like he's, I don't understand those two and then they still never. Yeah. So many fucking questions and even even shun Donahue. He said, who is a filmmaker, and I'm in bunch of his movies. It is the kind of movie that you would take Sean would be into. I mean just the style, it'd being greedy, a slasher horror, even mid that it was hard to follow. He goes, it was pretty dark. The lighting was dark, he said, and it was kinda hard to follow how we like, like mother of dragons, dark. Yes, we're talking game of thrones. Dark. Yes. Wow. Yes. Saying something. Yeah. So, but I haven't check out that movie and get back to me. Because really, we need to talk, I need to talk. I need help. I need the community. Oh, now we've talked about facials, before, like baby foreskin facials. Okay. And, you know, one I hit the spa and just ask or just ask if looking dude, the new thing right now is a comfy chal. Would we knew thing that's not new Todd? I'm saying. But this is like a new thing at the spa. The new, quote unquote, beauty trend that celebs are doing now. They're like, oh, wanna see facial. Oh. I'm like, you'll you'll never guess who is one of the fuck in. Promoters of this who's at our favorites spoiled smug. Twi paltrow. Oh, there you go. So, you know, it's got a cost like nineteen hundred dollars out twenty five thousand it's bad corn, tears, and yeah, but no, it's just it's just so I don't see why you could you know you can't just fucking put it on your face. Yeah. You know, oh, that's you know, that's what I'm saying his face to face Algiers face. It's free. Just I'm sure any guy would be more than happy to Jisr on your face, or if not than they'll diz in your hand or Jisr in a Cup and give it to your find the supplier for crying out loud. You know what I mean? It's to titans upbring goals, and, you know, basically look younger. Yeah, I don't know. I'm really eighty seven. Come here. Just on my face. Now. I don't know whenever. Okay, what to rule thirty four? Now, this is not just the name of our studio, which is three or four studios. Good. It is an actual thing. And if you don't believe me, please guru thirty four. Now with that. Being said, there's talk about blueberry porn, which is kinda funny because we just watched Willie Wonka, and the chocolate factory the original woman key wild one. Yes. And blueberry scene was like, oh, shit. I've got an article that yeah but you yeah. This is this. This is blueberry porn, blueberry point very important. That's not going to be the say, I have a feeling this is gonna have nothing to do with blueberries. Well, actually kinda does it has to do. It's. Blueberry kink is kinda it's a it's like a sub-genre of several other kinks. Yeah, it combines force-feeding expansion or PlayStation, porn. The inflation could be air water. Animas food also super size. Big, big beautiful women, which are, you know, S b Y to make sense, blueberry. Yeah. Right. And also bonded submission and other humiliation limbs. Caretaking tenderness purple Wicky with, he's Mackie's. There's, there's a lot. And there's a lot of pictures to and videos of women blowing up like blueberries.Yes. Yeah. From like being tied up and then we'll not tied up being expanded. Oh, they said that. She she might plead or beg to be squeezed as she while it up by the swelling Oval Office ever in the videos. I'm sure there are I've seen it powered. You'd have to have them full-size out. Like, like the blue outfit. What do you believe orange skin and weird hair? Yeah. The green. But it's just Peter north. Oh, god. What are you doing? I'm gonna I should like a cinnabon, Peter Norris, if you guys don't know just amazing just crazy amount of Jisr. He could produce like it seems like Allen. Sometimes, I don't know if part horse or something about to say, I don't know how how he stores that much is balls or someone has a two opposite ass. Coming out hydration. Stay hydrated back-off blowing out for a few days days. It'd be like three years for him. I don't think he can wait. That long needs to make a living does import stars. Don't make that much. He could do boot cocky. Ooh. He could. Oh. A lot of times when the girls get all in their rounded form. They roll around and slosh get into routed for because they've been filled up with their. Yeah. Wow. That just doesn't seem save. Yeah, but it's, it's the suit of this. I mean, but no some people are into shoving Animas or whatever, and then allowed to like hint porn where they have the MAs will Kohl's and they shown posting their ass, and then they start and their their stomach. It's big and I know the body gets big in the net shoots out. That actually goes along with it, too. And they're actually, there are a lot more common than you think these fetishes not, not like not fruit based now all of them now. What trumpeted inflatable enrolling around? I don't think I've ever seen that really. I made you know what I mean? I have. Yeah. Actually. No, I have seen that. Yeah. 'cause they did in a in a like a like a black suit. That's right. Tied off the ends and okay. Never mind. I didn't think of it as blueberry point to be very blueberry. That sounds like also. Sometimes it's not really that popular anymore, but people will put on those super padded sumo suits. Yes, they seem like fun now. Yeah. Seems like you'd probably hurt yourself. Somehow I manage to broke it arm. Go, I jabbed out. You got a point, especially with me. Well, well, surprise. I've got one last story from Florida. Florida, man and known as Bob the neighbor. His name was will. I will. Anyway, this dude, dared, his Brenda vape another guys come in his brand new vaporizer job. Come his friend accepted the challenge. No. Oh, he loaded it into the. Nude took the load. Put it into the into the little compartment area to the load could BUSTER. And he took a massive hit and actually produced a big cloud. The prix baby bird, vice that smelled like, yeah, but he knows like abortion here, smells, just here's the thing, whatever flavor was in the vape to begin with it takes a few hits off of it to clear, not brand new brand new never used. Faked his and after he inhaled it, and he, he blew out the baby. They said he, he hauled ASO the bathroom, there was there was there is there's video. I don't believe it. There's video the actions fake. Well, whatever probably is fake could be here. That's pretty viscous liquid. It would have to be pretty thin load. You know what I mean? Very hydrated. It could be a thin low exist. Even fin load is still, you know what I mean. The consistency of AB juice is not quite to take this of jazz, Newsmax PG air. I'll, I'll warm some up throwing Chelsea. What you say stunk it in my eyes bells like berries. I was just always like this. Like bleach or chlorine. So he did he was he did a jackass style for fun like making that.Did he know and he pays sixty eight bucks for the it didn't just she threw it and rain mathworks sub Dom thing or just he just said, I boys now they're just. A couple of labs having a laugh. Bob. What did you in this, actually? You said this was local and it's probably we probably know exactly who it has. Got probably now I. Yeah, just probably live down the street. Probably in the same. And we, you know it's probably somebody we know. And right away we go. Yeah. I could see him doing that. Yeah. Yeah. I get it now. All right. You put him up didn't you? No. You don't. You don't have to put him up to anything. Just, you know, anything up him be cool, if you just in this, and then fainter, come on, bro tease the we'll skip Tuesday night, blown height that you'll Bravo killer, clouds this, right. Telling you got a good brand lock. It's tasty think this pineapple. Kinda taste a little pond out. Yeah. I work getting Attia Barry getting outta here for the evening. Wow. Use like on a roll. Blah, blah. We are getting out getting out. No try not to. We will be back next Saturday with a brand new katie's world number five of six five fifty six fifty six fifty six getting ahead of myself. She's I'm talking. Lot in between. For me as the. All right, people. Well, we'll have more stuff fun stuff to talk about next time and we'll see you again, those church gone, and some other stuff, maybe sicker to who knows. Good up posted. See you. I like tacos. Anybody does?

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