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05/04/2019 The pussy is climbing the walls... No nuts for you... Another dick pic from Katie's friends son... Shoadowhunters - guilty pleasures... Caucasian Man servants now available in Japan... Carolina style BBQ in Osaka... To share or not to share you favorite sex toys... I love you all... The Secretary - a better BDSM movie... Episode of "Rule 34"... Fuckable KMart Llama Plushie toy in the shape of a llama... The dog that fucked a bunny, a lot... Masturbation month in June... Tits Man - KKK boobs moving to a larger size... Things not to put inside your vagina... Hot weather makes you dick larger, apparently... Prostitutes in Pompano... Making it hail in a strip club... Florida Man is our life.
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The following program contains adult content crasner of sexual manner completely irresponsible advise, along with some things, you'll wish you could hear if you are under the age of eighteen easily offended, or like to judge others based on their sexuality, please turn this off. For those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. Because I was fucking the shit out. Prager. Awesome. Sure god. No way. Kiedis in ten nine eight seven six. Three katie's bleed starts now. Are you ready? Trust. You wanted to play dress up. Don't you? Come on L mode. And now live from rural thirty four studio. I bring you a girl that can't keep her pussy from climbing the walls here. She nor host the one, the only can key kidding. To this show. This is key katie's role number two before, and we're coming to you live from raspberry, live dot com. Kinky Katie radio dot com. Embryo, cash dot. Rose, kinky, Katie and has always is my favorite plus givers. Book toy Sears. Sure. Sure. Yeah. We have got a fun show for you tonight. Say so. And yes, my pussy has been climbing the laws of add to what a down a little bit of water. Cool it off to mega bay. And I'm sure Katie will tell you the exact story shortly. No, no. Oy, explanatory? Oh, yeah. Hold on twenty dumb tax. Fucker. Rip down like all the panels. Ridiculous. Absolutely. The other ones are kind of look at him like, don't you know by now like oh, no, you let you let mommy deal with you. Was nothing anything and they're coming around, more often like see. We're still your good boys here. Okay. They're all cute structure, things that little thing. Infiltrator. Outside. Now you're inside dick, in like you. We gotta talk to security his. All the mommy to have your buzzer moves. Gosh year nuts. So you're inside, you know you got balls now, buddy. Sorry. This house, you have known that's anywhere except for you. Well, I'm just saying. Yours. Really serious peril at all moments time anywhere near come. Yeah. No heroin. Perils you are as coordinated as a fourteen year old drunk girl, probably, yeah. That is your level of coordination, right there. That is probably right. Or like a pseudo. He'll giraffe yet. Oh, no. That'd be a better better knowledge. I think earned those thanking. I think. Make better sense really, especially when it comes to nuts. I. Reach down. You always tag one. Like Eddie time you're near your like bang. I just I won't go near many more. I mean, there's a lot of people that are into that. No. I know there are there are several times, you grabbed a hold of your local blood, some people like that. I'm like, no, no. That were into me. Oh, that just hurts my nuts. Please. Stop squeezing shut out of them how they won twenty. Oh my.Well, I am. I am fresh from a DVD signing and meet and greet over Al the grind house video today or earlier in, in Tampa. And I put it on several times on Twitter and on Facebook. So if you guys missed it. Checked stuff, check stuff. And you will see me then, well, you shouldn't Ziemia Tampa Bay screams in August. So we told you and it's probably to be on social media, both. Yeah, you're literally have no excuse of Shelvin down your throat. So, you know. How seven the info data throw. Yeah, you'll hear about. Yes. Well, we also have a brand new tits man for you tonight and more ridiculous reveries from around the web, and I do want to give you update we talked about a nut too long ago about. A friend of mine's kid who was of age sending me a dick pic. Yes. Just give update semi one last night. Different angle. And so. It's like. You have to have a picture that somewhere. He we he waved at me a couple of nights ago, and I didn't respond to this idea responded there. I'm like I didn't respond to your wave near life. Here's deep as sub beautiful. No. You, you, you, you don't have a picture of his father anywhere. Oh, yes. Okay. Hundred pictures Voeller. You know you just start sending nose back to, to the sun. Those. Oh, yes. Those are the ones you send directly to him sitting right back to you up here. You send me your dick. I said, you, your father's dick. How about that? Yeah, I don't know. I have to do deep search for those. I don't you don't know if they exist or not. You're not sure I don't think it saved them all I could probably go back in the messages. Though. I pull out a few. Just ask for. Why are you asking for those it by Donald? No, no. You wouldn't. He wouldn't even ask why new no, no he'd be like different habits. This. Here's bear. Are you go it, wouldn't it wouldn't be like that? The game they gay magician not knowing his father had given his hours back because his friend dumped him like. Well. Take that long. Hole. What? Katie, there's one show, and I can't believe even tell you. We watch. And not only do we watch it. But we'll go back for it. Like I'll see you do like. A new shadow hunters it is it is the worst show of probably ever. Doug. Because it's not done gigantic like I'm the middle of my fucking chest. I'll may richest a little Rune. Yes. But for some reason, we watched the show and, and it's it's, it's what it's like it's like it's gotta be marketed for a like a different generation of person you know what I mean. Well, not. Oh, definitely on us yet. We like there was a rumor like six months ago there, cats the show and we. Fuck man to get to find out what happened with. No. Are there vampires here where wolves there are demons bloods? Ferry people that are literally fairies, like fly around fairies kind of. There's a fairy Queen. Regular people as really weird looking tattoos all over them that are magical, and they're, they're awful, awful. Here's magical, and they can burn them into their crystal stay like point there. Sign excuse ever. And it does. I really saw screwdriver but you know, they have light up and they. There's my spill. It's. Yeah, it's definitely guilty pleasure. I can't believe that we liked show. I don't even know why. So I. Save yourself. Hey don't bother watching you can. But we told you, we told you mill Jew. We did. We did see the origin movie though, which was weird.Yes. Yeah. There was a movie that started. It was called who cares? And we were it was weird because it was the same story, but I completely like the actors better for the television version, we're like, no, you magician. That's bullshit. Look at that guy. I'm shallow because they're hotter. The TV show. Yes. Yeah. Well, they, they get Churton us a lot more. And you know what I mean? On the gay ones are just they just looked better when they're going at it. Well, even though they kissed like it's like the worst thing in the world. It's very force gave magician, who is the grandson of Satan. Exactly. He's royalty. He is. Say Tannock grill table. Yes. Underworld. They call it there on the show underworld. Yup. Yes, it's crucial. I was like, who would like to do talk you got. Hey sorry movie tend to what we just saved you from. I mean, he don't even know you could have been fucking jamming on your Hulu going. Hey, shadow hunters, they'll be check out. But we won't you. We told you, it's like twilight with, with other things. And I you know, clear dumb. You know. We I mean, the storytelling is just it's. My brother. Does the weird thing with that? There's several occasions on that show. There have been like brother sister, which, you know, to me, I don't have a sister. So I don't know what that what I don't even have like any female family member, their cousins, or anything any female that I've ever known that to me was fuck. -able was, you know, them you're an no see I didn't take that about my aunt. But what I'm saying is if I had a hot girl that was my same age. I when I not one of hangers on curl. I don't understand why I never wanted to fuck. My brother my sister, so well. Yeah. I don't get that even though I almost Bank, my sister's Bush. We didn't know but, but you were thrown town. Outer I was your sister wasn't letting her out of her eyesight. You weren't getting her alone. There was no way that wasn't going to happen. She warned me. Could woman. No. So she literally grabby Carmen told me. Oh, I don't doubt that at all. I think she. There's something about that is that all right with you. I'm okay. What, what's the problem here? You. Up really, really big booms. She does my sister has Mazda or tear, your nuts right off that roots pretty much. Did you know that there's a quote unquote white man cafe? And tokyo. Yeah. Japanese ladies, they go, there ring a bell to someone into Cedo wearing Caucasian. All right. Who responds with? Yes, Princess and serves them cake. Are I? My job there. You can. And you know what though I mean, I'm a little insulted, because they could get some really hotter guys that were doesn't matter W doesn't matter, what, what do you know, like like, what kind of dudes Asian women find attractive. That's what I'm saying. It's, it's all it's all fucking subjective. So you know what, what, what are they looking for in a Caucasian looking at a may? Well, there's all kinds. What really loud? I can run with my hands flailing back. I could tell you, right. I don't get nosebleeds though. So I'm not sure how to have sex. Fare does. I love it. A lot of people out there, but. No. No. They completely now. You've been anywhere in the last twenty. You know what I mean you had you seen an animated character. Look look at any kind of a good looking girl and blood, his nose lease out of their nose, like projectile blood bleeding, while there's one guy who has this weird obsession with his little sister. And one of the black clover, frat, crossover BRAC Rover stuff.It's not as good as our tell talent you deep, deep storyteller Bartos soaks does the same. We know who says it's ex. I know. He left me sushi, but the stairs. Oh, god. I know as terrible such weird that she would wait there. She also do. Yeah. Katie's cut co actresses and a lot of the movie, she's doing is sushi, so vet. She's getting married soon. Yeah. Yeah. Well, send this bending their honeymoon Tokyo. Really guess that'd be cool. There for a lot for a while. So there for quite a few booster, like half relief said you just you had a Frank back. We, we're trying to go to like it would be. I always thought it would be really cool like to go to like, Otoka it opened up like Carolina style barbecue, like whole hog. I'm on your side can lately. I guess Florida that could be fun for a while. I think that'd be fucking awesome. It hosts a pretty good barbecue. That's a food culture over there. Yeah, they're really into food, right? And there's also the the military base. That's right. New soccer well, the US those USA military base drunk, sailors, did anything, it's the Japanese, it'd be super picky. But. You could do like besides the pork before I smoked it, and you would do that anyway, would you're right. I know you, you fucking when you do a pork you. There's no slacking like you yet because you real like that's right off a whole pig. And, you know, you spent a couple hundred bucks thing like you can't so okay, kept fucking up, so you make you make to pigs today. And you do you do say the same time you have to, to fucking smokers shit to to or you know, however, you're going to do if you're going to do over the great or whatever and to be butterflied, a great see that, that's how I mean it's better that way, Carolina's style anyway, saying that that's what I was saying too. So you can have one and do Carolina style fleas Bryant. Whatever flipping knows is always fun. I mean, that's, that's why I was like, oh, 'cause it's like two of them you have you have to flip them when you have to do I'm telling you, how, you know, we need we need somebody a little earlier. Me. I'm telling you unless you've ever tried to flip a whole hog. It could be a heroin experience. But they're retooling us. Yeah. Okay. You have a hundred pounds of beat one hundred zero yeah. Using I can't flip by can't hell no a fifty pound. They're, they're spread out. Right. And Jesus their flight their flight out. I got it and they're starting to fucking fall apart. And you've gotta flip his ass from front to back. I mean from on his belly, you gotta flip on his back. No God telling you, okay? Well, whatever then hires. It's not easy. I'm just saying, okay. You can do one. The Carolina style flip whoever the fuck you want with whoever you want to, and then the second style, you do like maybe like, like a Korean or like Christian curly ginger wouldn't even try to attempt to let me do that. No, no. You can't. Okay, here, here's the thing. Griego style. Okay. Well, it's like a Japanese person coming here and opening a burger joint and doing Japanese style. I mean. No, it doesn't make sense, right? Yes. So what, what, what I'm saying is life doesn't have to make some you let the people who cook Asian style pork, you let them cook that you cook American style pork. Okay. So then sweet barbecue you go Carolina. I'll do sweet. Okay. You can do like ribs or something, you don't have to do derives, there, you do ribs, are pig face shoulder pig face and some ribs. See, I'll do it out to some fried skin. That comes out with the style anyway. Gas, jeeter owns juice. Cracklins. Yeah. Bagan had to bake into baker's list. Algae's. We're getting Bayer, buddy. Well anybody wants to invest? Do you even call it? Yeah. While retirement. That would be a cool way to retire. Ghetto. They live really long there and Okinawa. Let's say, well, I don't really work all fucking all the time. I don't know that Okinawans too. They're not they're not like from the big city. I mean you know, could always it, but it's not Tokyo. Like, they're they're more like like laid back.Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. That's my understanding anyway. I like that. That one guy that we saw one cooking show enough likes that pretty funny, he was cute. You put boxes up for me put that away was dishes. You're gonna get you. Let's get this. Jesus christ. Ran by God. Recode anyway. No, we we just going to sit in a car. It's hot out. Roll the windows down shut up. Well, I mean, a lot of things we've talked about on this show is, is kind of absurd like PSA's shit that honestly, I can't believe that he's talk about but being said, there is another. Yeah. I gotta talk about. Don't share your sex tours toys, vibrators dildos with your best St.. Do I have to say this apparently I do? I don't know because it doesn't sound like a bad idea now. It's gross, and it can lead to infection wash wash them. Maybe put a condom on it. What? Okay. That's a different story. If you put a condom on it, then that's different. Can use your besties choices? What you're saying. Yeah, but you should go, you know, they should. Oh. I speak is. Okay. It's becoming a trend and people are like freaking out and having like a fucking thing about it. I remember a friend of mine when I was God, maybe I wanna say seventeen or so she stole my vibrator. Yeah. I just to take some random person. Hey, I like your vibrator. I'm taking we don't be friends for like a couple of months date. Let's say we were going crazy with cheese whiz one. I and and and you know, we had some extra help come into the bedroom, just for the hell of it. You know, gonna get stuck places. Well, yeah. Throw a condom on okay rapid? Yeah. Autoclave that shit. Protect it. All right. Don't go raw Dogwood and toys on some new snap. I think that's how you should treat it. Like, like it's a dick. You know what I mean? You, you may or may not want to share fluids with that bitch immediately like that. You know what I mean? So you might individually wrapped for for her pleasure. I would say individually anyway, those times I individually wrapped, because I just get lazy. And I don't clean it all the time. Throwing on a mind fuck myself. Pets disturbing. It's gross in its young. And I've seen it I. Whatever I like. Soccer is like masturbation station. What the fuck. That's all about. You know what I mean? Why some nuns I'd like to do to news out of the would disturb anybody else out there. I think it would. I don't think so. Well, yeah, because why am I side? Why does my side have to get your wet spot close the outlet I had nothing to do with that? What about why do I wanna lay in it? Gaetan eater. No. You didn't while you have a point. Okay. Smell like you can imagine. They. Yeah. You're pulling out my clothes did. You're probably all my clothes my towel. And when you dirty socks show, my nose like the at. Visit since. Well, the Jilin hull, Jalen hall sister, okay? The real Jake yes. The real Jake sister Maggie pig. All she was the one in Frank. Love you. I totally could listen to that, damn it. We have the time for it between the shows were sound. Anyway, I was I was totally did not remember the song that I was gonna do. Next time I had six to seven minutes. It was all, and I did not fuck it. Remember that till now? And you just fucking reminding me damn it. I completely could hurt it. What maybe my plate at the end. Okay. Then there's time now let's say, okay, whatever. We'll see. We'll say if you guys are lucky there, you'll, you'll hear you should watch the movie look it up. It's right Frank. I love I love you Frank. I love you all. Pretty fucking easy. Get on YouTube version. Typic- epic. It is completely necessary. Anyway. Nigel hall also in the secretary, who's the which is the original fifty shades of grey guys are fucking wondering that look pretty good there you choose is.Yeah. I can literally do you, do you ever want to know that you're real, fifty shades of grey before the bid wrote that terrible, you should even associated to? No, you really shouldn't Ellie for, for KiKi people. Let's say if you're just enormous villian in life than, you know, fifty shades enough for you. But the secretary was a little raw or something, more something that M Moore kinky, people would enjoy. Yes. Yeah. So. Core. But it's not the most fucked up. You could say so but it's still, you know, harder core right now. Nigel in Holland David spader spader. Spare. He plays such a good just like asshole, or just, you know, like psychopath, looking Vader, while it 'cause he is probably just like that. I play that real really it's, it's me. Well is always at half mast, no expression on my face sorry. If your listener I've, but you're creepy, dude. He doesn't care, if you don't know who spader is watch secretary, and you'll go that guy. That's info down. He's been in lot of the old. I mean younger people take about it. Yeah. We always think they know they don't know. Okay. Well, he's older and heavier in the blacklist. Yes. That's yes. Yes. You may know him from that. Yeah. There last legal. Okay using too. He wasn't. So actually, now that I think of it, Boston legal, he was way more likable. There. You he maybe he has a likable sides. I misjudged you sorry, spider Thursday eater. All right. You know go by your creepy role, you're creepy, and you're you did good. He's just seems like just like this like elitist douche. Unlike everything probably just cut like said he did it while he's got it. Got it down. I know this guy. James theatre. Live in Hollywood on. These people are walking around here, you know. My diet is cocaine. I still always look like I have no expression. I love you Stein, sorry, not sorry. But you know, I am. Okay. Well, getting little Jilin hall thing, megajoule halt. She when sharing dildos she does it. She says I have this incredible collection. I'm actually she's like I only use like one or two them. But I lend them out to my friends, and they take him for like six months at a time. Well cheeser weather cleaning them. That's why I mean if you take, you sanitize fucking thing, let's say you have a glass piece, and you can throw that taking autoclave. What are you worried about? I am glass. I'm not worried about anything. I'll be some substances that you just I mean, but they should be dildos if they're gonna hold spore. You know what I mean? No. That's why like Jade was no good. That's why God. Yeah. Make dildos out of what they make them out of is because they're made to not fucking absorb shit. So you wipe that shit off some high quality fucking toy cleaner. And, you know, sure way. I I'm say that. But I'm telling you, I've done that to you. How you. No, I didn't have time mutt. So it's just, you know, that was unin different circumstance here. Look. But I just keep you occupied. And then you don't care. Well, you don't like whatever I like it keeps you save. This is how things are ladies. Ladies and gentlemen, it's not always sprinkles. Strippers. Browse is shrimp. Obviously, you know sprinkles. And you definitely know how she got her day. Sudden our own couch. Odd. Well, there's this one way she said that she took her her male roommates Novo, male roommate. Yes. And she said that they talk about all the talk about their sex, life and stuff all the time. And she's like, yeah, he doesn't mind posted uses okay. Do you know we're putting her right? Out there, baby. I really don't think he has to worry about Jesus. But I mean we got like hepatitis to worry about some shit.You know you just exactly. Just a lot of get the botch kit to get that bad, good anyway. Your pussy would have no expression. Look like a big old, white male bass droopy wild now about miles pass. Mouth breather. She's bona fide. All right. We're going to episode thirty four when we come back, we are going to have. And it's just Toya brain, tits, men and other in some racist titties, in a debris tits man so sick around berry back. Yum time full of tasty and refreshing snack. Chapter in things you don't shove up your fucking. Snatch. I can tell you one thing out stale five I was, but the all Vagelis okay. Well, they do make famous. They do good for it. I thought it was 'cause you tasted like shit. But oh that's my favorite one. You know. It says without be terribly offensive to gay people because if you're saying, you're dictates like shit. Well, obviously didn't do. We'll obviously I know what you're dictates like. Yeah, yeah. So I would be as well. Yes, yes. That's how I know your day. Okay. I n it but the people there might get explained it of again. They know what they're like, like we're the first people to explain every once in a while you get rains to dick. Well, fudging. Kickapoo. If someone are putting garlic cloves up, they're pushing you to treat decent beckons doesn't work. No. But well what do I know? I'm not a fucking dodger. What you don't do this, actually be deadly. Come on our like it's an old. It's actually old wives tale. That say you should put a clove of garlic up your snatch for three days in it'll clear things up. We gotta colleges went to Twitter ended the veg- is perfect, and it was the perfect environment for botulism bacteria grow ice. You're, you know, what'll happen is your giant won't have any expression later right, all the expression will leave your badge that won't know if it's angry or what it gets. The thing is I mean girls does have a antifungal properties. Yeah. But on antibody what look? Well, keep imagine that smell. It's like no, no used to make. No. What do you worry that the tiny grandma written all over it? Tiny grandmothers gotta fuck to debate. They need the energy to make the gravy on Sunday. Gravy. Yeah. You'll find out in twenty years, garlic completely. Here's a lotta shit weird. You get a bit shut it up your ass whole time. Helps you putting your, your ether keeps Christians away and be that. Okay. That. No on with the show. Can his world on Raza, your life dot com? Katya radio dot com and radio that net. Game in the twiddle later at kinky, Katie radio can caterer duck. Calm and can Katie radio at Yale dot com? Also can get Katie radio on Facebook. Google may tickles love it. You'd be no kinky, Katie radio, you can get some. So for all of you that didn't know. Yes, I was just at a DVD sunny Harper killer earlier today at grind video in Tampa. And it went over quite well, met some really cool people and had a lot of fun to because guys, you can come and see me at Tampa Bay screams in August, and I'll give you details on stuff.Mother stuff. Everything the Halsey, things more stuff. All right. I mean. Israel you. Plus, she lovers out there. The pleasures KMart is selling Lama. Alama dog toy that has a lot of people having grown mad thoughts. Yeah. Yeah. If you guys haven't watched like the was emperor's, new groove is fucking, great movie. I don't how does movies make me laugh? But a lot of expect me laugh. So I guess that's not really fair. Easy target LA, David Spade. I've laid it anyway. Well, this it's like a doggy. It's like a doggy. Plus, she, it's a it's doggy. Fuck away good. It has a push, wal mart, K mart K mart as. And somewhat what both on Twitter like of blue ball special, and I'll five blue balls special. I'll five. I said, are we supposed to sink treats in there? Like what is this for? Bucket for. People that are already do you think actually got to blue ball joke? Two. I love you. You know who you are? Yeah. Another person said, you guys are fucking perverts and it just shows. What kind of person you are think the way you think? No, it's that's not the way we think. What is gonna happen like and it's not gonna have because I said this. This somebody's gonna fuck that thing. I'm telling you, right. You put a perfect pussy. Lars asks perfect. Built that into that. What, what did you think what is gonna happen with de hole that you put? Yeah, no exit. What was what was supposed to be the point of the fucking vacuous fuck hole in on the backside? Like see they wanted it to be. It was it was supposed to be a plus he died thanking China is put in. I not. Why not? Just put it in the wrong sick. Sick old. Well, whatever you make a buck. Well, we can't push. Let's start those do you think do you think the makers of said, fuck llama? You know, it's rob ably China somewhere, so somewhere in Beijing. Do you think did they Don or the Tate knew what they were doing or that they literally got a plus she fucked toy that they're like, we're gonna copy this one, and it has this whole back here? We don't know why, but we're gonna leave it because this what has it? Or do you think they're going? We're gonna flood American market with fuck Lama. I don't know. But there was a couple of people that that posted videos on Twitter ever of they sewed it up. Oh. Oh, no. My dog can't have pushed a that's, that's like like, you know, to try to cut off a fucking clay, you know what I mean. They're, you know, circumcision, what you're doing to your poor plush fucking. That that is a fuck lov. Fuck Lama, gutter fuck down. They use owed up. It's fuck whole house that could happen. You know what I made Fook Love's gonna fucking? Yeah. Bidu anyways. So let your fucking dog fuck it or not, if it's a female, who cares than just maybe has. Okay. Wait with a time out here. So dogs are fucking this thing probably. Oh, you okay. You said dog if your dog wants to fuck it. I mean, I'm about site if you wanna fuck it to fuck Alaba really my parents dog fucked bunny. Showed us my my, my type. So weird live his tongue had his this stuff suffer buddy, that he would drag out in front of have have people over. Yeah. And he would take it out and proudly just going around everyone showing it like this is my money and then going to the measurement fuck the shit out of Haiti would take it like you would see them pick it up.Then leave go to backpack, and she went and followed his fuck it, and it was your heat. This fucking evil. Fucker. You'd follow him. He would go in the dark, pick it up on the bed. Fuck this shit out of thing he would blow, not all over the blanket all over the fucking bunny, awful, there'd be dog come everywhere it was awful. And it was just so proud. At that he would pray to God, damn rabbit right back out. Look, I did this. And there was some days, you know, he got like mad at the rabbit, and leave it plays like fuck around it. And then you get the bear yet. He would fuck the bear in front of the rabbit out. He wouldn't fuck the bear in the bedroom. They had be. Your fucking dog was a complete free. At least you do. You've seen in Burson that crazy. You would think somebody trained to. And if you if you ever put your fucking dirty, filthy pause on that God damn buddy, who he would go to tear, your nuts off, and that never sat well, with me. I mean, I would take the money and put it up on top of the fucking TV fucking thing. We'd watch the talk. Get mad at him because he we get like aggressive. He would he aggressive out of nowhere. Yeah. And you're a little Yorkie like, and your fucking stabbing at me about your or your fucking treats, or you're, you know, you're gonna bite blood over those like it's Nostra's. I fuck it buddy up on top of the TV, and he would just sit there and stare up at it like you son of a bitch pitch on a fucking on TV got the chance to, to terrific nuts while he knew he was like kidnap because girlfriend dick, I mean, how's that work that you hit mad at me? You fucking kidding out. My girlfriend guy. Oh, I saw what was I gonna do? There was nothing else. I could do to them would be. Would be that was it mostly. I put the money up on the top of the TV, because if you went near it, that's when he would. But you'd walk past the mother fucker. Yeah. And he'd take a shot at you because. Yeah, on it. Let's pick your bitch up. You don't see, I don't leave my bitch in the middle of the floor, and they get mad of people for it honor. I'm just saying. You see that you have you step on her when she gets on the fluid guess what? That's her fucking problem. I told her not to roll around floor. Why God anyway? Oh, you guys it is may, and it is masturbation month is national masturbation, that show neverthe-. As a mother, maybe it'll be June by the time that yet I don't know. Whatever weeks behind whatever you do the best you can. And I appreciate it. So for those of you that don't know they may Beijing Instagram is getting into the Haiti. You mean it's, it's one of the month ends in our right? 'cause it's masturbation month all the time in this bitch. You know what are we talking to you have to be talking to the ladies than lady up some ladies may not may not fuck in diddle snatch as much as shut and they should go either remove the stigma from the deadly yourself. And that's what this whole month is all about Instagram is trying to do a thirty day masturbation, challenge where they want you to take ten minutes out of your day and alone, Yosso out, ten minutes, would if twenty never, I don't know much as specifically, ten okay. And without the use of porn or sexual. Oh, no. What was that? That is just you use your mind and self expression in men. Get outta love and you'll business porous. So nice to watch. If you wanna masturbate, though. As vibrators. These hybrid or don't to whole for me. Well, they could be fun. I guess Clint stimulation bits. Oh, I mean it. So I can't use my flashlight. I can't use my auto blow two thousand five fucking auto blow two thousand now auto blow two thousand eighteen you don't. I mean, you, you can use it, but just at tech suction county at least want me to fuck you set that down for a month. Am I lied us? Lube care allowed us during masturbation month or, or do I live.All that show products only it's Viga. Dammit. These aloe. Oh, god. No. Oh. And you can't you can't break over in the leaf. Fucking. Okay. Now, you're gonna make any sense. Can't be true. Totally can't be true. I like how you respond to that, buddy. Of course you had to go in there for a second, but. Masturbation thing issues bike easing is not true. 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I don't care what you say you even have to have a spongy that if you talked brought chicken and toucher pussy, you get home. Manila, you go set at all. You don't stick of chicken of your Posey to it. Yeah. Yeah. Don't could idea that's after four to head. Okay. Bush do once you could have. Anyway. Well, see sponges are merely animals the girl on the sea floor. And 'cause you guys know and the practice scripture says, I recall this, it says ceased punches off, too. Cease bunches offer bleeding, folks. A gentle. Nurturing alternative to bleach cotton tampons usable, Katie. They help them bleeding folk that Dow's. Right. We're, we're, we're bleeding. Y'all bleeders can't help it. Gotta bleed fuck you up the ass. And you see what you believe I like I like that marketing campaign. I thought of that. Hey, I would meet you. Came up with that. It's Sponga is said to last three to six months and the kit comes with two sponges, and they say it's. 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Knowing are sorry to get hot outside, while, I don't know for people north his as little weird because everything seems to be still staying fucking cold down here tanning fucking hotter. And we've all heard about shrinkage when it gets cold, what there is such a thing that your cock gets bigger in warmer, weather, and the summer penis, because you try to spread out blood. So a more surface area of the skin, the cool. Like as you're trying to cool yourself down to your body's doing stuff to make yourself. Cool down the first Lord surface Aries a little bit. I'm like you're spreading out your deck. Well, because it's, it's like okay and African elephant in Asia elephant, two major differences. The Asian elephant has smaller ears and the African elephant, obviously, has the big old ears and those big years, they pump blood through them and they can they can flatten them around and cool themselves down. You know what I mean? Okay. Yeah. So it's the same thing like an African elephant. You can let that shit tangle swag around a cool yourself off. Not the Asian ones to Asia was have the small fuck it ears, why you beat me? So. That's factual, look it up. I know it is. Right now. Says how she kid. How sometimes you go for it. You know, you'll go right at it. Katie, Jesus cries, God, I have to sleep next to you. You don't. Hey, hey, you gonna quite nitrous now my here is gene about.About. Don't wanna do that. But yes. The, the summer dick is they're saying that it's a real thing that you do gain length and girth, because the, the, the heat helps to circulate more blood and tear into your junk. Oh, rations and. More sensitive to like that. That's why when you're running around and stuff you turn red. It's because your blood is flushing to your skin to cool down. And it's the same thing, basically. It's just more skin. So blood goes down there, it can like spread out. You know what I mean? Yeah. Cool. It's it doesn't work that way though for me when it. Well, maybe that's just what I'm working because I'm like, I just, you know, it takes time live in Florida man. It. What you after remember? People is, is, is what we read Florida banned stories. That's normal for us. Like I know these people and I really do. Like, I know none of it, shocks me. You know what I mean? Yeah. No, that's true. Or, you know, no, no. It's up up. We don't we know that guy. That's got. Oh, oh, my a friend of ours that actually mutual friend of ours, I met him through you to. And he said, he was like we're the horrors that I've got money. Just and then this girl, this girl, put mean face on Facebook and said, oh, you're truly fucking discussing and sickening. Responded with you know pumping. Oh, I said, right off the turnpike that Chuck's, motel is still there. There's always bitches. There is. The hotdog girls out there wear, like, yes, I do three bandaids and some dental floss. No. No. That was like car accident city it was s I know we, we got accidents driving by a great though. They out autumn severe. No, they used to be allowed on the certain road while it wasn't really loud. But it kinda was just happened. Yeah. There was a hotdog vendors that were lady ladies with hot dog carts, and they were pretty much hung micro bikinis like his smaller dairy, micro Bikita. We cover the lips and the devils and not that just shrink his lips and nipples or nice and you can get a winner from them. You could and they weren't bad either. And, and I'm definitely sure for Elektra gets some extra. Oh, I know it any woman, dress. That's gotta be a horror. No, I listen to you. I knew two of us to you hit me. I knew two of them. They were giving it up. Make sure you stick up for the white band because we're Tak what what the foot zones Vert Burke, water. Do what you were like, like, like, oh, no. I'm sure they would fuck you for about a we. No, because I knew them. No of all, I seventy or no wrong. Okay. There was one of them, there was willing to, to blood you blowy for, for somebody. You don't always thirty there's always one. There's always wanted every crowd. You know what I mean? Yeah, there's a curl or, or, you know, if you walk you were like, hey, here's, here's a fat stack cash Jila, blah, blah, blah. That's that cash. Yeah. Okay. Cut up front. Please. Here's a stack nickel. Oh, no. I won't big it to slum though can't do two girls. Still do that. Now. Don't make it hail. It's not fucking. That was funny. I did. I couple times I have I have wing change edit pitches, 'cause I, I didn't like that. We were in this very, very city ghetto. It's like back then it was it was like to start of like twenty percent of our weekend. You know, I was in the strip club. Dot. And it just goes down from there. Yeah. So. Visiting fuck it in a move toward. That's your story. Well, Florida band does I thought like I said it's for us. I am a Florida. Man. I just okay caught so surprised at on either some floor will main anyway.Out here for the week, so who guys have a wonderful rusty weekend, the rest of the week, whatever it may be when you're listening to us, and they guys and new listeners for hanging out with us for the evening. Oh, I guess, have anything. I see. All right, everybody. Well, I love you and kiss. Here. Tacos.