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03/02/2019 Medical heavy episode... Ball flavored treat part two... Testicle beer, mmmmm come get one now... Vagina scented fart - front fart... Open clam, commando, or sans panties, let your shit breathe... Quad porn - of course it exists... Manhole penal fracture - Yup you heard... Ate each other's dicks... Dark ages sex... Episode of "Rule 34"... Dog food lid - Dildo of God... Paltro slut shade... Fresh herbs to auto clean your pussy... Battery up the ass will not give you extra energy... How your diet can effect your vaginal odor... Cock print on the driveway... Are you seeing dicks in everything... Sex for a taco... Self fellatio asphyxiation... New cure all - inject yourself with cum... Yoga pants are great keep wearing them - new easy access.
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The following program contains adult content Crasnick language of sexual manner completely irresponsible advise, along with some things, you'll wish you could hear if you are under the age of eighteen easily offended, or like judge others based on their sexuality, please turn this off. For those who remain enjoy and have a nice day. Because I was fucking the shit. Atr. That girl is a hot bit. Gassed. Shit. Katie's world in ten nine eight seven six fine. Katie's leads starts now. Are you ready dress sex? You wanted to play dress up. Don't you? On. L elmo. And now live from rule thirty four studio. I bring you girl that somehow still haven't permanently broken her pussy here. She is your host, the one, the only can key kitty. Hello. Hello, and welcome to nother dishing up Kiki's world. I'm your host geeky Haiti in with me as always is my favorite Pushkar, fuck toy Mr.. What is going on baby? Rear coming at you. Live from raspberry your life dot com can Katie radio dot com. Embryo, kiosks Dutton yet. Have say though, this is kind of a medical heavy story nights. And I it's funny though, it's not as occasional visit well, whatever. Yeah. We've got really have radio hits me for you in to tell you, one of the unfortunate side effects of the Kito diet. And yes, it may be happening to you. Ladies, also a pretty important PSE about your bed. Because everybody needs to know stuff about there. But most of you have them do. Oh my God. Center of you have to. On your fees. I'm cannon today. I don't know. I guess I'm hyper. Okay. Okay. I'll go with that. I'm trying to keep everything. Down. So. Okay. Morgan with it. Whatever I know. Von during the pre show. I know that we did. I always do period because I mean well, you're sick and tired of it. But that's usually the first time that I get to hear it. I have to listen to a few times, and I appreciate you for it, though. Yes. Yeah. The work I put in for, for everybody you do. And we love you. Sure. All right. Well by now most of you have heard of the guy who got arrested for dipping his balls into a customer salsa heard about that. We talked about last week. No. Because it just having this week. So if you haven't heard about it, Google it does. But this is another ball, flavor treat. But another flavor there's more than one ball flavor trees. This is on purpose though. It's a purposes. Well, okay. Well, this is they tell people to gotta shitty chip and on his way back there on the second trip dipped his nuts buckets also and filmed it. Yeah. Actually go from filmed, that he was with our on the Ribe said Google it anyway. Craft beer is a thing. It's a trend. Just watch. Whatever to this watch anything. No, the I mean, there's a there's the beer show on vice land with the Oso ever Vasant host Noah high. I own a brewery, a few auto own a brewery to come on my show. I mean, it's, it's a blonde chick, and she's got the birth analogy of fucking cardboard beer, like she was filming a promo for bucking show, and the guy's like a hammer memory, laughing lab me, it's like how can you just holy grab your dead pan person? Like I really pay like you used to be a stripper didn't show. Just no spread to death.Detto though. I mean, that's such a lot of shippers that are actually very quite lively. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. And they have personality. Yes, because they, they're, they're forced adverse analogy a little bit. You know what I mean? Like the guys know that they're just taking them for all they're worth, and they don't care. They gladly do it. Yeah. Anyway. Well, the latest beer is a Tesco flavored stout called what else Rocky Mountain? Oysters stout where by not really Manatt. Sottish any balls. Beer. Anyway, what, what, what is testicle like like this? Yeah. It serves a joke that they were doing bit appear like people wanted it. Requested it gives more ball beer. And it deprives the brewing company. Well, actually, no surprise brewing companies in Iceland. Is it made out of testicles or there's each each batch, gets a fifteen eighteen pound Tesco, just one giant testicle, where they bought from how would imagine growing? Grownup grown. I'm like for gras. You know what I mean? Maybe there moose nuts. Maybe maybe they have a bowl puck anything for his whole life. I don't know just kits extra. He's all backed up to list. They just have all of his own sperm. Get shot back into the other testicle. It's a strange odd color on the head of the beard, awfully thick and frothy. I mean but nutty at that, it just it's just a food product. I mean. Eaten testicles before. I mean so whatever. Flavored though. I'm I Healy think Mandich. Like. Okay. Standing by? Steph on your bartender of the night is going to personally stick, as dick and every. That you're saying, and I was trying to figure out like okay or like what are they sweaty tasting? I don't understand. But a good beef nut could be not. You know, I get that a little bit. I some like at that. Food product, some people like it. So. It's just a testicle flavored beer. What are your even jaded? Nobody your balls. Just a couple of beers. The boys sure you did. Well, that's what you're calling it have some Fogler. Beers. With the boys. Dick breath. Oh my God. The human body is beautifully disgusting and disgustingly beautiful. I, I kinda test that theory everyday with you, but parts can interact, make things absolutely magic. But sometimes they interact and make things. For example, the fart also known as exiting through the gift shop. Like tweeting your. The far that comes from your button snap. Pops up front of lady vists. Yeah. Fried exit front exit. That's right. That is an actual thing. Yeah. Kato in it, and it sounds like like funder clapping or something. It's a weird psych somebody cracking a bull whip. Feels like. Pop out the front. You know what I had someone tell me when I was younger, and I was really heavy what he said it sounded like when we had sex ones he said to wet towel slapping together. I about one in a fucking Laham out. No. I was just like because I really liked him somebody. Oh, well, fuck me anyways, what's wrong with Taus out? I don't understand. I don't know to me it just it was embarrassing six. I was sixteen. I was embarrassed when I want to hear about anything. No. I really didn't shut your mouth. Now. We're not talking about a Cuiv just to be clear. We're talking about when you fire and I'm just saying, I'm trying to let people know women. No, that is not a big deal and you don't have to embarrass about it for the fertile fields out there. No, I've had I've had actually asked me. Did you during sex signals in their Malays crust? And I started those gonna seep out the back of Noah, no. But, like popped up the front and clapped. It was so hard that it, you know, like, brushes. You're glad like you feel it. Yeah, you're like, so yes, I'm just trying to say that everybody spirits, we don't have a mudflat like the boys do.So, you know put a crass. Classy. Whatever. All right. Well, since we've gotten that pesky Vars thing out of the way ladies here comes some reasons why you need to ditch the squirrel covers and go commando. Yeah. Yes. Through laundry that way. Yeah. Okay. Or maybe more. Well, I mean, I'd I liked clay of stamping inside your jeans every day starts gercy out after a while or clam stamp. Everything you sit on, if you're, if you're chess wear short, skirt wear house slippery, and going all open clam rank pushed though, what's h ninety plus it's what you're putting your post on to your open clam to you're always wear where wearing a skirt. You know, you're going to have brushes with the outside world on, on your says, that's I e Reagan Sterkel trip, a Al. Why do you always have a towel? To tell. It's a role in life. You have to get your child. All right. All right. Well, now some of the reasons as say it's gonna keep you cooler which, of course, I get that because breeze wise, there's no barrier. They provide easier access for intimate moments say one ago quickey and you want to fucking bang on out? Do you don't have to worry about underwear? Like he couldn't pull them to the sun whenever I guess, if you got to be worrying dress or skirt, which I really don't think you should do Nomer wedgies. Do you guys not know about thongs or g strings because that's permanent. Wedgie. You're, you're actually you're gonna call points improve. Because you let you ship brief for not wearing I'm yeah, we'll tell you, you shouldn't wear underwear to bed really. Because that's cassini's breathe. You need your posts. Well, it's a little Japanese guys inside eventually suffocates than there. You'll have a whole crime seeing going on there. You saw the pollution they wear masks there. Where the little medical masks. Yeah. You know, whatever. At least I don't get the bird flu anymore. No. No more panty lines. Whatever. You can did you get the granny panties? We Accu dishes all together. How lazy the fuck do you have to be where it says it takes less effort to get ready. Serious. It's, it's a micro s but it's less. It's less. You can't argue that it's less. You get a release, like you're not. Because, you know, don't tell me that you have never intentionally matched abroad to under air force. Okay. So imagine if you didn't have to match abroad to an underwear you decided to pick out abroa-. You can't help Brown, there was at least one night where where you thought about what underwear bra combination. You were gonna wear right? And maybe one the one that you wanted wasn't available. So you, you actually spend time worrying about were wearing the right underwear, so yes, it would save you time. I mean, are sometimes putting on something cute for you to discover leader say. Yeah. For a long period of time Dora. So it'll save you time you're going to release more fairmont's because coochie gets warm things. Waft. So you keep your shit clean, but it's going to come out. Yeah. Whatever. Oh, did you Victoria secret is like closing fifty of its stores or the stores? No. Yeah. Because people aren't buying their sheet goods. It's expensive, and it's getting bigger and they're, they're don't fit in their stuff. Yeah. Well, it's just not right. Spence to their shit is so expensive Amazon's taken over. We're all get bazo lingerie. That's okay. Well, true. It gets delivered. He sniffs 'em. All I Bill reasons amounts may show their fresh no where he tries on for you. I wonder if, if like generation Z there behind the millennials, they're, they're, they're not going to be wearing any can't see them where. You know what I mean? Well, I mean laundry for men is actually becoming a real big of a bigger market, a bigger one for it. Starting to wear lingerie ladies, starting not to wear lingerie switching. I don't know. And there's even even a, a trans woman that she has come out using world. I tell you with a line of pennies for preoperly trans women them sell like pretty, pretty thongs and stuff, alita, bows, and lace.And yeah, they're meant to Gaffey Downer Gaffey it out now. Dow, so no panties is what you're saying. Sands panty is the way to go. I say so let fly to go commando ladies shown. What for an even if you know some she could like, t's, a little like not why one whether dress in Cana bend over or lifted up just kind of out of the corner. I physique some guys didn't there and to wonder if he saw that nearly. Oh, yeah. He saw it and his walkway. Leave him. Wondering, did I just see what I think I saw did? She just, you know. You know there's. I told you, they did it on purpose man. Fucking told you Katie give Basic Instinct action told you they wanted it. Won't it to tell? And he likes port that bad habit. It's so awful because I don't know. That's just how I am an. I feel bad behavior. It is the show is V never even says it in the fucking beginning that intro that, you know, completely bad advice. Okay. So if you listen to me, well, that's a report. I can tell you what to do their tongue. Oh, we introduced a lot of YouTube, the term nugget porn. Awhile am kind of question. What the taboo topic of disabled porn. Yeah. Well, nugget porn is the idea of porn with people with no arms and no legs right, there nuggets, ABT. Yes. Well, this story is about a it's about a quadriplegic. Oh, wow. Yeah. Wad born. Yes, he's twenty seven years old. He got injured when he was doing a, a cheerleading competition. Okay. And I don't know if he got thrown up in the air and fell on his neck, bis, kicked him, who knows. I don't know who knows. Well, this, actually this story has a very happy ending taco should a pizza. That's probably right. Well he he had his dreams come true. He always wanted to be the star in gay porn. Oh, what a gay porn, and he got his wish shocking. Yeah. Cheerleader, male cheerleader. Fiene K higher. Shocking. But I wanna have a pony tail. They look cute off to the side. Well he was. I lost my voice in my head humus may be sped up my hot tea. Like being a quad cities a quadriplegic, but that didn't actually stop him that I shouldn't. He he was he kind of pushed him to towards goals pump. No, he doesn't have to key can still have reckons. He just can't play it on them. There there, there are things you can do. Okay. You can Go Italy with a electric city. They did you have ano- probes prostate probes that are electrified, and that will help produce that our action and even even help built the prostate. What do you know? Yeah. Frequent. Well, his his first scene with a veteran of gay porn, and he he blew him, the quad glum. There you go. I can see that happening. Yeah. There's one whole that, that, that works with feeling I I've been pursued for a long time by by one of my fans that is, he's got cerebral palsy. Yes. And he wants the my Posey, okay. But I don't have any. Experience with any disabled people, and I would not know what to do if something bad happened because he's he's got this nurse. That comes in the mornings. And you know helps mountain get ready it up. Then you've got she comes back at night. I don't know. I, I would know what to do. Do I sit on his face? I mean, what if I kill him if disea-? I don't know because he's wheelchair to. And if you'd like slips face plants into my snatch. I don't die. He's a gasping for air and I can't tell I think he's just having like a great old time going crazy. When you start choosing tease. What do I don't know? So it's going to happen. They're gonna lose the labia maybe worse. I feel bad, though, because I'm like, oh, Mary dude. Yeah, can't do that.But anyway. Well, he said. Off. He said he didn't feel awkward doing any didn't feel out of place because he thought he was going to be all like we're doing porn. Yeah. You know, and he used his real name because he says, I'm very proud of what I've done in what I'm doing. Is it everyone else should be too? And it's okay to have a disability and be sexual solve the healthy sex life. Yes. Of course it is. You have a right to, to a sex, life, very dead. Very dead. And, and like most people were curious on. Exactly how does that happen? Yes. Has it will be mad at us if we ask right? How do you bang bang? I don't need me just happened any disrespected. All I'm curious. Fuck yo. Yeah. No offense bulkier. Like oh, you know, I understand, like a Liga police system with sex wing. Okay. Do you think about that? Okay. Exist. It probably happens. He does. Hoist you into position. Yeah. I am giving it to you, baby. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Well, because if you're talking, you know, my button got you bitch, and I forget what it was Stephen hawking had. But he was able to have Saxon shed. He just can't e- couldn't eat it have any motor response. He didn't have any control over your body, so like eight, you know, abandoned that, you know, literally with two little screen now. Now I'm right now. There's probably they just because we're talking about it. You know, there's probably porn of it, of course role thirty four. Yeah. So anyway, like, I'll reiterate we are not trying to, to be mean, or you know, just wanted to how you just you do. I do. I'm sure you like most people wanted to. Yeah. The guy girl, whatever however you wanna do it. Exactly. Anyway, I will of ventures in crotch and injuries in this chapter. We're going to bring you manhole sex mishap. Yeah. A homeless man is in the hospital after suffering from severe Pino fracture. Severe. Yes, he got caught fucking is there like a non severe? Really minor. I mean really we'll snap. Really? Maybe you might like it. I don't know. Maybe you slammed you're digging a drawer, and it's not that bad. You got your nut tag by Joan person with a whip Katyal always wanted to have me a left turn copy one now left her left turn, it's like uncle Ricky, okay? Rick, a left turn and Cocteau cater Lord. Remember L, correct. Yeah. I do. Unfortunately. Still have videos. I can't look at crane very. Things more crooked mile Ricky's day anyway, at this guy was cut fucking manhole cover. Oh that'll bend your broad daylight. That's why he had a massive fracture, instead of just a minor is it. That's why was majoring fuck. He was bagging a manhole cover. He was stuck like he got it in there and like swint to shut little. He got it stuck in paramedics had to force him out of it. And that's what caused the Franco's. I blame I blame people who make the fuck. It mail covers their sexy neighbor to manhole think about what that means to some men. That's a bar will manner of just saying a just just the fact you call it a manhole somebody's gonna wanna stick, a dick in it, and you bake it enticing by putting it in the middle of the road. Where it's all teen you need to put a fucking warning label on that Chet. That's why my nickname's Peggy instead of like, like what foundry was made. Then that's bullshit, snow there, you've been warning not a sex pleasure site. Do not sick, your take here, new warning signs. Well, he said he was drunk and he woke up that way with his. Yeah. Just the no slashed with a dick. The manhole cover needs to be as holy smells it. I mean this guy has been in trouble like this before, like a bunch of times. But the last one is dick before. Yeah. Is ease. Well, that's why see maybe now, now, the story now we get to the bottom of it. Well, he likes fucking things. Well, he likes breaking his take because the last time we'll, but the last time before this one was in November a couple days after Halloween, and he was caught fucking the dude pumpkin Jack Leonard in daylight on his porch. So, but the, the pumpkin owner, eventually judges fucking do we mean he is like taking it and slamming it between his dick in the ground like beating his dick with a pumpkin on an annual is is that what he's doing? We're like it's because how do you help hard enough multiple times with weird objects to break your? And after you do it, he'll from it come back to say, I'm a do that shit again. I don't know. People are weird. They're like their Bill a strange. They're like their taxes. Well, like to hold tech not just a baby tip. Well, well, we've told that story before about the frontiers. A hated is dick and slowly removed at himself. Well, yeah, yeah. L videotaped it had yet. He had people helping him major watch it. Yes, I was kind of kind of weird, you know, it was really weird. But it, it did sort of remind me of when we watched that, that show on HBO that room one four something and the two guys age other's Dicks. They both. Yes, that was a cool episode. They the, the story was the two guys met on the internet. And they both wanted to physically eat a deck. So they both went there removed each other's Dicks and cook them prepare them and shared a both and shared their dick Williams. Both of a mate, both Dix. I think both of y'all Dick's because the because the people busted in you can't do this, this is uranium trouble. No. Like why? Not we're both consenting. We want they even brought a hot plate skill it. I mean, they like concrete that shit while one cooked at one way, the other cooked, it the other way whatever they wanting the tally wanted done because that was her fantasy and that they would have enough fucking drugs at two air, they wouldn't feel but they wouldn't pass out, right? And they had all of the medical equipment and everything ready to go. It was. Kind of touching. Think about it. How much is this really that thing? And you guys have this bond now definitely. It's definitely has happened. You know, you hear that for people all the time about how people are getting more perverted this. No, no, no, you're fucked up. Because in the do you think back in the twelve hundred thirteen hundred we're talking to motherfucking dark ages where you could literally go outside grab a girl with a club and do whatever you wanted to her. Do you really think that that people weren't doing weird shit? And are you kidding me? There was no fucking electricity. There was no television, there was no light, what did you have to do wear? That's what I'm saying. You know by the fuckers got weird weird. Exactly. Thank you giving courses fun yet. They are. I don't think we even scratched the surface because you have to think about it, too over and you see all these medieval torture devices. Exactly where the fuck do you take came from and your? You know, the only thing that we have these days is, is, is like maybe the violet want. You didn't have the cool violet. One back. And, and I'm sure you would love to, but only then, but there were, there was weirder shit going on. I am positive of it a soon as our stick this folk in into into this electric ill. I want you to shove, your thumb, my mum with great vigor exactly. And the new you exac well you take take like like a old brothels and shit like that. You know, the kind of sex acts, depicted didn't some art were ball say the law. You know what I mean? There wasn't there wasn't like there is there's a, there's a picture. It's a painting of a dude, sitting in a chair. He's got a girl on one side and a girl on the other side, they're asked to ask, and he's using their, their cheeks. Jerk off with while there's dude masturbating in the corner, watching him. There you go. And you forget, it was really like Christianity, and since the beginning of that, that, that, the, you know, the sexual repression shit like it was okay for people to be gay like, there was all kinds of stories of Greek soldiers and shit. I had friends and it just wasn't a thing thing for anybody whatever. Yeah. It was well known fuck who you wanna fuck unless you're a woman, they pretty much didn't let women to God damn thing, but unless you're Viking, then either biking on. Yeah. So, but anyway, anyway. Well, I think we're going to go to new episode of thirty four. And then when we come back and have a PSA we're gonna have a brand new TIs man. We're going to have something that's pretty interesting. And anyway, enjoy your back. Yum. It's time tasty and refreshing snack. That I was reading the title was had to eat out a non trans woman. Now, Miami response was suck that dick. You know what? It's, it's technically still a male part. It is. And it could probably be treated as you would treat any other male part whisper audit blow on it. Like little every the you could you just about anything the some some, some people, and they have some day, have some strange strange things there, there's a thing it's called getting blown out. Don't even know what that might mean. Yeah. Okay. Like is that what you're out? You're, you're, you're, you're Oreg blows inside out. What happens? What's going on here? Now, this is what it says it blow out. Is it means while you're getting a rim job, which is you're getting your ass? Eaten this Bill, the rectum with air, then use both hands and or mouth to finish. So I'm not sure if they like finish, like, okay, my get sucked, the dick and more jerk it off while my Astles full air, like how do you get you pump it in God? Don't use like air pressure. Like like that. That would kill you. Yes, it would. That's what I'm saying. Like, no, dummy up. Yes. Let's not be here. Let's not do permanent damage now. We can't really do stuff that you die. Oh, no idea. No, it is not a good idea. You pay cash. Unless you ask. Yeah, I can come in at complete fucking latex gives out until you know that am I that I might like head to toe walk in. Lubavitch having slide that Dudas up and leave. John. What do you do? I'm the air below. Edel inflator. Thank you. ITT for six weeks. No. Welcome back, that katie's world. Raza, your life dot com, peaky Katie radio dot com. Dot net. You can get in the twin later at Keith eating radio radio dot com. He caterer Jimmy dot com. Also on Facebook kinky radio, also, Google me. It goes. You know. Nick news. This one picture that tweeted out from the show announced on Twitter. And I've got I'm in a robe, and I've got my one of my legs kicked up, and I've got my hand on my coochie, and you're actually on the computer in the background. What the fuck is, is Joe. I'm playing video. I don't like him anymore. I said, no. I said he was. No. He was working on something for the website processing show knows about say, that's just about what I do on the computer is chose show. Yeah. So watch YouTube. Well, that's, that's while I'm listening to show stuff. Yeah, that's true. That's true. So, yeah. No don't worry guys, I it's not. He's wearing so. I don't even play video games. Now. You don't we had discussion earlier. That would not be good. If he did if I got a game system. Did you know dog food backwards dildo of God? Siren talk food dog food lid attack. Foodless fell backwards is still God. That's awesome. I liked high-concept do you like that? Talk label talk bowl lead dog. Am I gotta remember this now? Put in there. That's like that's like eight zero zero five boobs. Whatever. I don't remember things like that via just dead. Because just resided that I did. I said, I think about it as why. Because the eight and zero zero five. Yeah. Well, good for you. Betcha there, some young people out there going. I can't rotate my I do keep speedy which never goes up to do. Okay. Well, here's yet another PSA for those people who need it. And for those who people who are absolutely clueless about their fucking bodies, or just do like to listen to going Paltrow, stop. Listening her. You really have your really thrones of serious Leche eight on that one. It's not slut shamed. Let's say it's us hate her quite as she's pretentious, while. Yeah. Arrogant glue bag should is for any like, like the three thousand dollar an ounce. This that it's just the perfect stocking stuffers. Silly twelve thousand nine hundred fifty two dollars. Just dollar smoothie every morning and everybody should too. I can you not afford it. It's so cheap comes across pretty coffee. But at the end of the day you compare that to like you actually watch the show, the most expensive, est but, you know, that doesn't seem Dushi too, you know, 'cause you're not telling everyone to go by putting my favorite thing mostly expensive. Yeah. You're actually saying you're not like oh, this thing it's so cheap. Everyone has to get one and really for the most part most of the things that you'll see on the most expensive. This is ridiculous this, I don't know who is doing this for this, but okay, whatever anything is to with her almost everything that she has put on her website that has to do with your pussy has been bad advice. Jade egg to the steaming your crotch, like don't do this stuff. This is bad for you. Here's another thing this fucking bad for you. Do you need to stop putting random herbs and ginger? I mean just because someone tells you hear snatches not appropriate pot. No, it's not. No. While the latest sure have we tried. Do we really know that? It's not over. It's just true shutting. Snack pill. If we did like it impact, yacht little insertion. They're into your snatch. Could I then dip you into my soup clamp, I I'll the guy's nuts in the south up a pussy house? Not exactly. And then could we sell said, tea or sauce, as I like to call it, clams of just saw them Clinton gravy Monday. Got my baby's gravy. Roth Sunday saw good. Right. Sunday grade shuttle. Anyway. The latest is now people are shoving parsley up there to induce their period. Please. Coltie this time. It's it's settled by snatches stomach down. If I put parsley, no, that's, that's almost exactly I mean, personally, I prefer sex or masturbation. 'cause that's what gets going. But the article. Was in a Marie cleary. Is that Claire, like setting your dishwasher to auto clean, like kinda what gauges the auto clean period? And obviously, there's something here that needs to be flushed out time to bleed bleed. Okay. I'll get it out. Let's the parsley can soften your cervix. Okay. Eat it now, because of what the fuck is doing my inside. Why do you want us off cervix? Well, because it lets everything I guess, like relaxing open. I don't know. Why do you need it? Periods of fall like good deserve IX dealing good to serve as be is giving going into into those bed stopping from going up into my fight used to be an interesting little thing to hit every once in a while, as if I'm rolling Viking, toz, powdery ram, I, I am somewhere I should not be there is another up there somewhere. You liked you abuse your cervix too. I do like banjo. I back I got that Sirix fucking. Back giving this vision hits. It harder a Muna Bruggeman, dick Geir. Go. You really don't care sometimes. I don't. That's the point sometimes. I'm gonna go to done but not only that, but it also says to balance out the hormones. Okay. But you didn't get it in the T form, which kind of funny you're talking about t-. You can also get parsley vaginal inserts because what packing your pussy with parsley can do dangerous things, and can also be fatal, so doesn't sound good idea? No, it doesn't. I mean, they say to eat to eat personally for bad breath. I, I was like, what people during our pussies thank. No, like, oh, let's mow the lawn and through this bull shrubbery up my Thuat. I kind of liked the whole idea of, you know, tell put it into the other than maybe some, you know, till does fingers take, we'll stuff like that. Because, you know, don't don't put things up in there to flavor aid or to like flush it out. Or I like that idea. You know what I mean? That sounds like if I had a pussy, that's how I would want to treat my pussy well rule. One of visual health is don't fucking stick anything of your kind, unless it's medically approved an or made for fucking vaginal insertion. Okay. Hey, come on now. I know some of us have gotten some creative with things around the house. It'd be up crashes. Do really shouldn't. We've all these rubber at minimum put a condom on it. And so that way at least doing that. Oh, you want some in your cereal. They're healthy. I know. Okay. Just listen to this headline man hospitalized after inserting a battery up his blood whole to boost is energy. Let the stupidity singing for a sec. Yeah I like it. I would've liked it better. If like battery shorted out, caught fire while it was in his rectum, severe discomforting near killed him. This. This nineteen year old boy he was admitted into the hospital because of what they're calling it domestic exit. So he's the boy hazardous fell home about or Katie. No. The, the Bush shoved the battery up is but himself he admitted it that he did it and he had to get it removed. They said they had to remove for fear of danger, and it would lead to a bigger problems. No, you shouldn't put a battery of your as don't put anything in your ass to you. Don't have a method of retrievable for. That's right. Just. Yeah. Like that's why plugs have little flanges on it. Because because it Astle suck something. And if you're not careful like a Hoover. Yup. Well, okay. Nowhere. Did it say that the boy had any mental disabilities buddy, does it just kind of sounds like it, though? Because he says his father told the doctors that while the two of them were on a walk that he was in hurricane. And he said that he started the battery of his, but to give more energy to myself. Oh, yes. Oh, that's right. I forgot. Yeah. Well, he said he for power of he's, he also said that because he did it because he was exhausted effort weekend of studying now. He saw something online. That's a battery, could return him the necessary energy took it upon himself to kissed her battery, because that's what he kind of took from that funny, after the removal, he told the doctor that this was not the first time that he's done something stupid. He said he just in a piece of Iran because he was told his levels room, low God iron levels. So he, he popped a piece of like iron mouth and swallowed it. That's funny. He's that he's he's. Well, you know what are you going to some people aren't all that bright? You know stuff their fault. And now we have a story of a battery retrieved out of us. Not from child stereo nineteen years old. There you go. Why are you? We didn't have mushrooms. I'm gonna power up do. Anyway. That it, you know, it worked for Mario right to die, and I'll be fun. I got another life left to wanna. To quit stepping on franc's kicking turtles. Okay now for all of you people that are obsessing on that Kito died. I know you are because you don't shut up about it, and mostly what Kito zoos, Kato's Cheetos Kito is basically, it's Atkins. It's a lot of meat protein, fat, and like no vegetables. No hards. It's protein fat. Correct frey. Right. Well, one of the in this is mostly for the ladies, one of the nasty side effects from the Kito died, is what they actually call. Kito crutch crotch and refers to the change in battle odor. Yes. Because when you have a diet, that is very high in protein and fat and on veggies, this really does come on your or worse. Yeah. You yet. True meet puss. Well, you know that might do it for some guys though. It might because there are some people that, like women. If they're on the key tone to maybe they just that smell of me. Yeah. Make it media have a testicle beer earlier eighty. Yeah. Like we get them a face. It really hangs on at six for a while. Musk. Yeah. See, maybe subjects probably all over that show. Yeah. Oh, all right. Well, I'm just letting you know that it changes the all of that chemistry will change. Yes, you're will change and you'll get Kita crotch and it sticky. Thank you just don't like hearing from people when they're on, like. Like any kind of. Fad thing like cross fit or or, or the Kito diet, like you, you really get upset with them because you've heard it one too many times. Fucking Kito diet shut the fuck up about your ods-. I don't care if you months ago like keen on kale, or life, take you goddamn picture of your four pounds of bacon. One more time. Can I get it? Most you flaunt it. Beef jerky. This is what I had for lunch and dinner last night. Thankfully pounds of beef jerky, and a half a pound of bacon. That's your Bart cell, awesome, four boiled eggs, three heads of cabbage. Nobody cabbage Cantu that carbs, their diet, say there you go violence. Do I'm not I'm diets car. We don't wanna hear about how we wrong about it either yet. Well, I mean, what you what I you know, whatever. Shitty show, whatever, whatever, whatever works for you. You know, however, however eating whether it's vegetarian or or you know, just meat or no meat you're gonna smell the vegetarian smell weird. I'm going to be I have noticed a complete difference, and the smell of girl that is of, of had a vegetable tone. They've got me toxins will have just saying they smell weird to me, like, like I am Nana tra-, like girls are always paranoid about what, what they're pussy smells, like yes. And to me, I have I've, there's been two girls that I knew were vegetarians, and they smelled fucking weird to me, and it wasn't like bad. It was just weird. And I didn't like it. But, but, but. Other girls could you, you could have even even a strong odor. But I didn't mind it. But the, the, the vegetarians, I just I didn't like it. I didn't I didn't care for it scenario people. So I mean it could be key tones. It could be they could be whatever something if you're not eating a balanced diet. You know what are you going to? I should give anytime vice. But I'm just saying as far as smells, go fucking high protein, diet is does some real Rican, haddock Falk? It does. Yeah. Even even when you get out with, like. Britney hers. It's spicy. Let me well, speaking of the dumb shit. There was a homeowners association and they they're trying to find this fucking woman for a cock shape spot in the snow, her spot that was left by her car parked car. She pulled out in the morning. And I mean, it vaguely looks like a big cock, but it was from her car, you, would you do know a nasty neighbor took a picture of it, and sent into the homeowner association said this is obscene, I'm offended she and the woman who got this. I just got an Email that said you're getting five hundred dollars for something love above son had to do their car. She goes what are you talking about? It didn't take. I mean it took a few a series of emails back and forth, and then the picture for and she like food that you can suck my dick, and I'm not paying for that. Well, I would just remind them that they used to they called the Russian test. And if you're seeing Dixit everything there's probably something going on in your. There's something going on in your life. If you're you see a dick in that. 'cause I'm seeing a beautiful cloud. It's floating through the parking lot. And you see dick, a bone to me. Have you talked to anybody about this, too? Do you ever go? Everything's dick. Do you have an uncle Ricky till you heard left? We all have we all have an uncle Ricky her live. So. All the reason and the they, they dropped the case, and they didn't. She didn't pay the fine because. Defied either, like fuck it put it there. He wasn't in the in the bylaws. You couldn't put a ticket a parking spot. It had nothing. It didn't have anything even close to that. But I bet it's on there now. You are responsible for the snow spy your Carly. That's right. Everyday. This is that. Yeah. I you know, I would almost I it would it would become a hobby of mine that every time I as spot banking dick, I would put Dicks on everybody's parking spots everywhere. And that complex bring at a snowblower tomato foul what you can't let them you can't get caught. It's gotta be like crop circles. You know what I mean? Dick's just show up because you're not like this sort of puppy of everywhere. You're not you're not like graffiti, anything, snow fucking nothing has to be cleaned. Throw some fucking salt down into shape of Decca, guess what? Snow dick. Schools can't because I can't live by house because dick. Dan? So bitty dead thinking, yet, he's been punches flopping it out. Reggie. Constanze squad got a squad out here, man. Big foot big dick fucking squat Lord. There's a Florida woman. She's in the hospital after being shot at a gas station. Okay. Now that doesn't sound crazy, but this is after the she agreed to before a sex act on the guy that shot her for five dollars, an Kanter, Pringles file. I like I like I like you get the prostitute stories where they throw something in like, it's like the Ryder where I don't want any fucking red jelly beans. You know, it's like no, I want twenty dollars at a fucking big backmile. No, yeah. Hot big bet. Yeah. Large-size food. It is. It's usually, and I wanted to like, you know this actually happens in real life. They come hamburger hose. Yeah. Exactly. That you, I've never run into that. I haven't suck your dick for snow cone. But, but it'd be Dame goes, no of to Santo you what? But there's but I mean, I guess it kind of goes along with a man takes you out to dinner and then you might fuck them. Well, I if you feel like give it away pussy for a fuck. It beg Bak Bela. Go ahead and do it. I mean, I what I don't take the dollar menu baby. Great. You know, I it just it seems weird to me like it's sad. Like why is it sad? Like to come on, whatever I could get this dude often in a minute and a half, you know what? I mean, and I get myself a fucking dollars and can't bring wool, whatever. You know what I mean? NHL it, you know, if you just have that attitude like it ain't shit. I do that in two minutes later, I got myself a Big Mac meal and fuck it. I'm a Hogger Katie. Well God damn hungry. Beg back home of bacon. Guess together. I extra bake it on my God. To beg back. Don't fuck up. I'll use the goddamn teeth swear. To God beg back. I beg MAG I than sucky, sucky. Okay. You can give you one of the sauce for the nuggets. Now the second Susan minutes. Well, it's everything Cosby sweater, because sweaters is when the girl guy eats, a big bowl of colored cereal like fruity pebbles for leaves whatever and then gags on your dick when giving a blow job and throws up all over your chest. So it's like removed. Oh, okay. Love guys have said that they know if I could do this I'd never leave the house, and I'm personally. No two men that can actually do it. But sadly, this poor guy, could not the thirty nine year old who was practicing Tibetan form of tantric yoga, and he managed to call nine one one moments before losing consciousness this yoga instructor was trying to suck his own cock. Oh, nice and deepen the Oga. So he knows how to stretch it out. He did. Well apparently he didn't get to it. And he had his legs like wrapped around his neck in a way that it made him go on conscious enough couldn't fucking unlock themselves. They're right. He got stuck and it was cutting off bullets of live. Oh boy. Right. And he was managed to call nine one, one before just with out boy, isn't a cramp after you get on locked. Oh my God. Naked choke. To self. But he actually it's kind of funny, his it said that he said, if a gofundme me campaign for his medical bills, you said he died. He I know he didn't died. And I knew p-. Paramedics doubt, though, apparently still breathe, but here's just like cut off circulation. Yeah. Figured still die. No. Maybe when he like, fell certain way that it just like sprung free or something like a spring. I don't know. I would add, it wanted to take a picture of him when I came in, you know what I mean. Hang pose next to yoga guy. Hugh, luke. Exactly like a chicken run up in a God. Damn ball. Weird house wondered you have special combination of a really big dick and flexibility the suck your own tech. Yeah, I guess, I do know people that do 'cause I watched it because I had to know said, do you spit or do you swallow, we'll do go to, to completion when you do once bit once? What was like, I don't know it gives you there gets to the point, and then I would jerk off the rest of the way. So I don't know the was like, Nope, I blow it in my mouth. I'm cool. Thank God for you. Now you know what we know. Oh my gosh. I don't know, but fucking people in the thirties, ma'am. This guy required medical treatment in Ireland after your thirties. Yes, I am. Okay. Yep. Okay. I just wanted to point that out. Hey only. A couple more months, and then I'll be forty. So it's your people up. Aboard months. When you tell you just turned thirty way, what do you bead ten months study would close? That's seven months. You're not you're not there yet. No. You'll be there when you get there. Don't worry about it. But you wanted to try like the gray hair-color in your leg? You're gonna look old damn you would I would work for you. Can't. It. Pull off. All right. Can always get away. I have one say, gray. Yep. You don't wear not often. Anyway, whatever. So. Why are you looking at me for because you threw me off track I was thinking. I was thinking about something I prep during whatever do anything. So anyway, while this guy is receiving medical because. He he'd been injecting himself with his own come to treat lower back pain? I've been telling Katie, I've had telling everybody might might come cure anything, and I'm fucking gotta prove it. No, he was injected into his arm like with the hypodermic. That's right. You just gotta get your bloodstream, baby. You're that's right. I mean, where he got the fucking idea to do this wasn't even mentioned because I don't know an even knows. I really I mean, you'd think they'd actually put it in there. Like we pretty important gay, don't does its right right next to the flatter book that you have stem cells, and your Jisr. Well, he's been doing this to himself every single month for year and a half job. And well, he kinda he developed a Sabet shis abscessed, where he'd been injecting himself and then the man was put on a drip to clear up any actions. Like antibiotic drip, but he discharged himself, like before the doctor's creek Juerg rain. Oh hospital. Yes. Okay. Why don't you just say left a hotel? Each pick words on me. Sorry. Sure. Cottam jargon bar, don't you dare editor. Well, you know they had. They've put into medical books because this is the first this is the first reported case of this ever happening. Lace Williams gonna check. I could see somebody injecting. They're come into somebody else's body. I could see that happening in my own body. To say it. I could see I could see, you know. Yeah, that's not shocking to like I could see me injecting it into you for fun. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But into myself to like 'cause back. No, no. That's a punishment. What are you talking about? You injected in the pump there. Oh, three. Yeah. How's it? How's it get in your bloodstream, it doesn't we'll no, let's not right after, you battery, rammed my cervix, because it got off for all the fucking personally it's supposed to do. I mean we've already talked about this might take his to fucking blunt. That's think on my ass to blunt. All right. So that's why I can't put it 'cause it's not pointy enough. That's right. It's not tapered talking about this. Got blood. And then it's blood on the backhand to get it starting point the whole way. Leave me alone. I wanna leave you guys with this because I love yoga pants. And I know a lot of your out there do to not just talking about the comfort. Oh, I love yoga. I take. It's universal. We love yoga Caban. That's right. Or hats or crate. Do not stop wearing them. Yes. Well, check out, sir Russia's. They are the yoga pants that are specifically and specially made. Yes. Okay. Specifically, I don't you could said it right? I just I heard specifically, God damn it. You probably set it right though. But anyway, well, they're made for fucking but what they're made for fucking what? The way they're designed passersby you wouldn't even know if you looked at them that they weren't just like regular para sexy, yoga pants. But there's a secret opening in the crotch. And it's like men's underwear. Like one over the other and. Foles the unfolded, get into old. Yep. They even show you, they have model where you can get in. And. Yeah, the material is so thin to that. They said it doesn't even give camel toe. So you can like, really conceal your. It's ladies. Really actually you'd be like side a little bit. I think right. When you get on, if they wear into the gym get on that one. What was seen? That makes you do the splits. Oh boy. See it's again with the basic, things her posing something. Great me. Oh, Kito yawn. Boy, it's kind of funny, and I think they did the price of this on purpose. But at sixty nine sixty nine of course it's intentional and they said it still less than a pair. Limit the Lululemon. There you go. Yeah. Pretty expensive rude. Go down your bounds. More than sell prepared pans out. Tell me about had like six five bucks. Anyway, should be. That's right. Guys watching can leave you for the evening. We'll for the day for the time for whenever you're listening to this we're leaving. You don't don't feel bad. We'll be could always get more later. That's all right. Mama. Yeah. So have a great restaurant week weekend and cut you on social media, so many people may ac-. All right, does I says see later. Then. Make a gig. Tacos, anybody those?